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Oh how sweet! Glad she does that. I know where to find undone gbegiri, you see my friend there is love in sharing until one poos or the other passes out

In my very backyard? Have they not been told that the place in question is not the free-for-all Nigeria? Its under my sovereignty, well, at least the chicks

Shun political violence my people, the politician's kid will still splash water on you with the cars bought from the wealth you made for his dad and wouldn't hesitate to rain hot abuses on you if you dared raised a voice not minding if you lost a couple of friends while thuggn' for the said dad. If they so desire to fight, they can for all I care mount the polling boots, act like they do on the floor of the house and protect their interests.

Go, vote whomsoever you so desire, but in the end, kindly return my Nigeria in one piece, I guess I am not asking for so much? It is well with us. its well with our beloved nation.
Viva Nigeria, Viva the Giant of Africa.
The labors of our fathers, our heroes past shall never be in vain.

Good luck to you

GhostProtocol:
Lol, I guess y'all don't know that there's a friend who sticks closer than a brother. Question, anything wrong in getting your blood brother a bday cake?

When your bro doesn't have a family or gf that year, a true friend with money to spare can get him a cake, which he can take to the office or school and then later take him out for drinks or something.

As I said before, "is nt dat serious"

Not in a country with full functioning liquor stores round the clock, or with the ingenious bros that can make cocktails out of water. Cake? Haba what will his girl friend get him?

LogoDWhiz:
Ahh!

I do hope you're doing this intentionally.
If not, *lips sealed*. All is well!

Take care!

How wouldn't you know this is intentional? The dude is cracking away somewhere and no better amusement than what he is getting at the moment

Abobi where I wan start from naa? Tenaris, or Halliburton? Tenaris tore me in bits in June 2013, from about a hundred or more participants whom made it through their SHL online tests invited for the Assessment Day to about 16 participants who made it to the group session and then a final 8 persons scheduled to be interviewed with the analysts I made it through the same day. I got interviewed and after some weeks, received a congratulatory mail with an invite for the next stage whenever it was eventually scheduled. The next stage entails meeting with the line managers, so it must have meant I had passed the assessment day as the mail narrated but the very disturbing part was I was never scheduled for the second stage interview regardless of a prior communication that actually kept hopes alive, till this point I haven't received any. That really consumed useful time

valuedammy:
THEN we must also find someone who will
B = Bring
U = Us
H = Hope
A = And
R = Remove
I = Incompetence

I only see a competent grand dad indeed, the dynamic leadership Nigeria deserves is not found in a senile mind. I'm neither saying Johnathan is perfect but thanks to inadequate measures in nominating presidential candidates by political parties we can always make do with the better option. Don't you think this change we think we might get is similar to building skyscrapers in the fools paradise? Don't be fooled, the change bandwagon is filled with fat thieves and an overzealous puppet.

Mtchwwwwwwww

Obara Jisos! OP Nna its very very wa to you o! Anyway that's your stroke about life. Jisike

What a public show, such a pity, we still have these sort of men living amongst us. Why are people so dead serious about this cheating thing? Getting married to her (if they ever were) never translates to stripping her of her civil right to associate, express and even f*ck. Battering a lady makes weaker men (I don't need your opinion about this), choosing stay put with a lady comes with a firm decision to tolerate perceived excesses (these things would kill us but we hope they don't) and any that may come afterwards. So I always say, choose carefully! Why do I say this, if we all act on impulse trust me the female species would have gone extinct centuries ago (this goes both ways) but we still need them around even though you don't, those they cheated with still do.

Ok. Certain results comes with natural instincts, you probably not using the strongest tool of se*x engineering, the mind. Start by uninstalling the current limits, bars or thresholds in whatever activities of pre-intimacy you currently indulge in and maybe learn some more. Remember, you don't need to work hard but smart and while at it be attentive. All the best to you

Thanks to the right to speak, OP just bore his seemingly selfish mind.

EggovinMma:
monkey!

I don't expect any better from your poverty invaded life.

I don't see the problem, you can wait for the million dollar man, fine you no fine, sense nko? you misplace am, wtf are you bringing to the table?

EggovinMma:
My brother, that was during our mother's time.Where I come from, as an igbo gurl, my father made sure he slaved to give me the best, despite the fact he is not a graduate. I CAN NOT MARRY A MAN THATS LESS THAT MY FATHER. I CAN NOT EAT THERE SQUARE MEALS IN MY FATHERS HOUSE, ONLY TO EAT ONCE A DAY IN MY HUSBAND S HOUSE.THATS ILL LUCK.I should be the one earning that kind of amount to support my husband, and not him.Its not a sin o, but it's way below what I grew up with despite we weren't rich.BROS, ONCE AGAIN HOLY GHOST FIREEEEE! !

almostFamous:
Yea.when u are dating a toddler

Toddler tho.. You sounds one who skipped an era. Y'all same candies in different wraps

This guy up above me has just wandered into a wrong thread. Anyways my only regrets would be to have said hi in the first instance. Believe me I am so walking away its that simple, haven't got a lot of patience to spare for eternal dismay.

Except she got a disease which may be sexually transmitted otherwise, of course No!.

I am sticking to minding my business. Good one Anna, if genie did why wouldn't you?

Only God understands women. The farther away you are from your creator via supplication the less you understand them

Richiy:
Nothing is more pathetic than waking up one morning to discover that you are alone and sad.

You spent all your time sampling girls and bragging about it, while making fun of those that have serious relationships and telling yourself that all girls are b.itches and w.hores and materialistic.

There are girls that when you hook up with, all the aforementioned reasons will not even count because they can go the extra mile to make it work.

Wake up brothers. Loneliness is not ideal.

Yea on my tour to the moon last night I was privileged to visit a location where these sort of ladies you refer to are being held captive, more space vehicles were arriving the moon each with fewer number of them from earth- meaning they are endangered species. My dear you made valid points but the exhaustive search for that particular rib is quite beyond the reach of Google servers, a horrific thesis for relationship experts shrouded by mystery. Why on earth did the rib go missing in the first instance?

Get BBQ sauce handy, un-robe her and apply sufficient amount of sauce all over her, subsequently tie her to a stick and hang her above the fireplace. Works all the time

*waits patiently for "the she on heels" to make her way glamorously down the stairs*
*loud ovations in the star studded room*
*sets left leg*
Done! She fell flat for me. Didn't need your book

Op as much as you have thought to put up a nice write up but I think you miss something too - common sense. I heard its quite uncommon these days.

missclassy:
Please disappear from my mentions, boy
What's your problem

e-diot, you learning how to use phrases abi? See you see mention. Ode of the nth order

We don't sleep on the bed.
Why on earth is the kitchen floor tiles and the bathrooms that spacious? The same reasons my work apparel are found littered towards the dinning room

Hehehe, this kind of posts get me asking myself, would I really need to ask romancelanders how to lay my wife??

For me, there are no anomalies once the door is shut behind us. Even if it's her feet for dinner, no yawa. Keep the hurdles of morals far away from the happiness of your spouse.

That's one more reason I turned down an ill tempered Yoruba lady, prevention they say is preferred to bandages. I would rather not lay my hands on whomsoever I have ever professed love to nor will I get physical with the opposite gender. Don't forget so soon that there are men of few "hurtful" words and a bout of silence, no beating can equal that.

God wont let that woman ever come near my dwelling let alone my heart. Amen

That's how some ladies would be looking for pineapple milkshake in Oshodi traffic while their peers claim they went swimming in the Sahara desert. You mean I will polish the shoe Oxford style and one Okon in the neighborhood would run off with it abi? Keep asking..

By the way, you undone zippers you have been noticed!

Autoreply

Howbeit I think its never a thing of schedule, but whichever party feels the lack more can discuss outsourcing that aspect of their lives to some eligible gentlemen of the randy corps.





*I cant be held responsible for posts after 2300HRS*

Oga wear your shoe fast fast, run, flee, elope, any or all of the above

Virginity is no guarantee of a blissful union, that mentality of yours is so misconstrued. Set apart self dignity and often times gloating, virginity is not our problem as citizens so hold no relevance. What you do with yours is entirely left to you

firstolalekan:
LOL!
What a rétard you are.
What is the meaning of this nonsense you just typed now?
Clueless dumbfùck.

That's all you can say, I wasn't expecting any better though.

firstolalekan:
Dumbfùck
May you and all your family members remain the way they are under GEJ 's administration forever.
Pls type amen if you think GEJ is doing great.

You are Olalekan, I believe you are Nigerian, what have you done for Nigeria? What has been your contribution to the Government of the day? What are your ideas of Nation building? What has your proposed government of choice got to offer?