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50 million & a helicopter only? E no give am one of em wives? Kai, the words "corruption-free" "change" & "morals" have been dealt a fatal blow and he didn't notice.

omenka:
Typical JonaTANian. You guys lie so much that you've started doing so even unconsciously. You don't know me yet you know his account is older than mine. Smh.

You people should keep stoking the embers of religious strife. Even the outcome smallest of wars are completely unpredictable. Who knows, you might become the first casualty of the violence you are promoting.

You can go ahead and create a thousand more fb and twitter handles with names like "Sadiq xyz", "Idris xyz", "Abdul xyz", etc, and spill your trashy guts all you want. It is not gonna sell. Nigerians are wiser.

Enyia biko lets hear something else, throwing tantrums ain't getting you or APC anywhere. Till the day an opposition party stands to support the incumbent in order to achieve common public goals, its not worth presenting candidates for elections not when we all know they are wines from the same orchard.

Thank you

Ignorance is still the best excuse to go down there even after this pics, in fact I never saw it.

But babe u for just try close the lid naa ehn? If you cannot remediate the stains how about isolating the polluted site??

When I realized butt size doesn't make my egusi soup, enhance my paycheck or qualify as an attribute of a good wife, I just walk past and not blink. Keep butt stalking, it may pay their bills but not mine.

Ilovenigeria:
Hahaha haha
Funny enough, most of the guys here can't stand this babe on a normal day.

why Mbaise men?

Op don't trust me, I learnt their money has a one-lane irreversible motion.

Still amazed at the gardener and staring at the grASS. And the gardener fit be one smallie for corner sef

Find a kind-hearted woman of child bearing age and marry her. If you intend to court for fifteen years please remember "Child rearing age", other attributes of the double digits don't change a thing.

Bia nwokem, what wore she to bed?

Ladies wouldn't spot the humor here

Before you haul the next rock at her consider she could be so beautiful to an extent the guys that plied that route would first consider a maintenance cost or cost of an upgrade. Sadly enough, so many Mbaise men I know ply that route.

Women deceiving themselves since 300B.C another pessimistic article to keep ladies unmarried in 2015, are you not a genius? All ladies are saints, right? Goodluck finding who hasn't got a taint. Check for grey hairs while at it

For now, GEJ or GMB are just figure heads, products of the same orchard but stored in separate wine skins. None gets my vote anyways since they are both above 40 with rusty ideologies.

As for ISIS, I would say good luck to them, information reaching me indicates the depletion and extinction of virgins up there, joining them isn't an option.

Having read through the posts thus far, I find it necessary that we clearly establish the definition of poor pay, which by my understanding should be anything short of the established national minimum wage. Oftentimes used in this thread, the term also tells a tale of insatiability which is common with man and frequently observed at workplaces today as one tries to compare with his/her contemporaries elsewhere.

Sorry I have no intention of derailing your thread @Op neither do I have a company in mind at the moment, sheer misconduct on the side of staffs has in time past cost businesses fortunes hence the adopted attitude and thanks to a feeble labour force who only care for tanker drivers cum petroleum workers, nothing is done about these errant institutions.

We can't be any worse than being nice ain't it? Then we can simply up our game by being a lot more selective about who gets this great deal. A week is not virtually enough to decipher her but believe me trying not to be you ruins the party and trying so hard to be nice may just equate to being smart and pretentious. There are a lot of people out there who fast to have your kind so don't you be dismayed nor loose energy for someone less deserving.

Fundamental gbim gbim.. I hail you

I will write you love letters and maybe leave one behind the bathroom door, one more hidden in your pack of neat clothes, yet another by the dashboard and some more by post when you least expect a package from DHL yes love you could call me Chinua Achebe

Maybe someday we take a break from work and head to the cinema only to find our wedding video, photos & copies of all these letters screened as privately arranged to mark an anniversary. Oshe Alh. Dangote

She said she loves adventures, we could go as far as a road trip to Sambissa for a weekend getaway, romantic camping and candlelight dunner defying the dreaded BH and Snakes, yours sincerely, Indiana Jones

Love is a beautiful thing sha even when Dem put whatever was left of our heart inside Phillips blender, we still dey the business.

Peeps and butts sef? How does this affect the viscosity of my egusi soup or influence the rise of naira?

Dear OP's mum,
Your son no blind before ni, him like am like that, in his interest please leave him to the one he loves and in your interest, let not the bigger butt bae sit on your opinion later in life.

Thread closed!

Let the thunder not start with dear NL's, like he boasted above it might not take him anything to do a pilot test with #500 for making jest of his phone

Bros biko hide ya face.

Lol, I may rightly assume she must have gotten the hard side of the boot already after this epistle.

Free agents when we ain't with our respective lovers? I beg to correct this notion for the sake of few guys please, reserved are the sanctity of our intents even beyond that of a true Arsenal fan- kidding. But on a serious note what is in sokoto that hasn't been unveiled in shokotor? As a matter of individuality, a monoamorous choice is yet unrivalled. Consider this economically, psychologically, physically, chemically (as in the governing chemistry) and even biblically. Call us chickens or whatever but such affections are indivisible and its a decision

Me dey hustle gala, kush & bottle H2O for Gaza strip, not when I turn the next big thing now people will come aloud wagging tongues.

Surulere my foot! Talk like brick laying or carpentry hasn't made millionaires. #mtchewwwww biko say something else

For the sake of motivation, okay otherwise this piece is just another trash item

Op, oya give me back all the likes I have liked you in the past mbok with immediate effect, let me tell you

From the well read verses of the book of Okon, Watermelon sweet so tey Adamu and Evelyn had to risk an eviction from Victoria Gardens and if you seek their opinion concerning the matter you must hear them say, "No regrets".

I even had to choose this lovely fruit over an express "ABC" 2015 Presidential ticket accorded my magnanimous personality (hold a sec while I check the meaning of magnanimity)

Sighting an Aboki (except bureau d'exchange) on the streets of Port Harcourt never appealed to me until I discovered Water-ihe-Nile on their wheeled carts, Oh lawd grant us "One Nigeria" for the sake of this fruit alone. Now to you my very revered Onila calling my favorite fruit "taste****", oh I can't even stand the thoughts of it let alone completing that tag, Oya rush quik quik, draft a 69 paged error-free apology letter on concorde, spiral bind and forward to me ASAP as this should serve as deterrent to any other watermelon hater on this thread. Submit in person

Op, oya give me back all the likes I have liked you in the past mbok with immediate effect, let me tell you
From the well read verses of the book of Okon, Watermelon

Jeez this is bad, sorry al I had no intention to spam the thread but refreshing my mobile browser has done more harm than good, and worse off it didn't even complete the content of my mention... what could that be? na wa o

Op, oya give me back all the likes I have liked you in the past mbok with immediate effect, let me tell you

From the well read verses of the book of Okon, Watermelon

onila:
me

watermelon
kiwi

so tasteless, I wonder why pple like doze fruits especially watermelon

@Op, oya give me back all the likes I have liked you in the past mbok with immediate effect, let me tell you

From the well read verses of the book of Okon, Watermelon

onila:
me





watermelon


kiwi





so tasteless, I wonder why pple like doze fruits especially watermelon

Op, oya give me back all the likes I have liked you in the past mbok with immediate effect, let me tell you

1. From the well read verses of the book of Okon, Watermelon

onila:
me

watermelon
kiwi

so tasteless, I wonder why pple like doze fruits especially watermelon

Op, oya give me back all the likes I have liked you in the past mbok with immediate effect, let me tell you

1. From the well read verses of the book of Okon, Watermelon

onila:
me

watermelon
kiwi

so tasteless, I wonder why pple like doze fruits especially watermelon

Op, oya give me back all the likes I have liked you in the past mbok with immediate effect, let me tell you

1. From the well read verses of the book of Okon, Watermelon

Let me spew further conspiracy, in my line of thought and without proper basis for these questions yet I ask myself

Which part of the North has the most population
What impact would this population have on the Presidential re-election come 2015??
Why does Mr. President seek further extension of State-of-emergency in the so affected state??
Are these recent bombings not proof as to cajole the senate to allow this extension??
Can proper elections be conducted during such regimes of emergency?
Do you think Nigeria has lost its capacity to defend it sovereignty like our Cameroonian friends claim?
Or are these all gimmicks played at the expense of its citizenry?
Is the media portraying the true state of things or have they sojourned to enrich themselves and embellish facts at the cost of more chaos?

Try to provide answers to these and subject your thought not to bias but to accept the realities of greed and what desperation can bake, whoever made the statement about making this government ungovernable just served as bait and at the same time a cloak to shield the actual perpetrators.

I state that these are my own opinions and stand corrected as well

Oga adinma ma'emecha.. I was once in these shoes but how come I didn't think in this direction Maybe because it was the least profitable

Na suffer she dey so o! That shii doesn't change a thing about the custodian, they even end up very boring

Still will knock you all out anyday...

Staring at the feminine behinds has always been attributed to this ugly (as OP has made it seem) situation but that's rarely the case for some sensitive and large dudes, organ's friction between thighs while taking a walk or at the gym accounts for a number of such events and my prescription would always be to feign ignorance (tides will subside when due), if you find it uncomfortable approach me directly

N/B: Doing anything beyond this would just give reason to the onlooker's claims, and please watch less por.n lest your drift more frequently into such thoughts at the slightest split of a second.

piero2u:
lol. That's if they catch me.

Lol, super duper gate crasher! Nothing is impossible, even the mending if you dare try that at NNS Borokiri