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Fashion › Re: Ladies That Wear Lashes, Be Careful Of The Glue (Photos) by abidem4real: 6:58pm On Dec 12, 2022
Zonefree:
Out of all women accessories, the only one I cherish most is waistbead. I can sell all my family lands for a girl on waistbead. Girls without waistbead should be seen and addressed as terrorist, in my opinion!



Eyelashes
Mary Kay
Ankle chain
Wig
Weavon
Nose rings
Lipstick
Ear rings
Carved eyebrows
Painted nails

All these don't entice me in a woman.. but, you see waistbead smiley the dangling sound during coitus is glorious.

May nature be kind to all waist on bead. Iseee!
the dangling sound during coitus is glorious.

Hmmm! Alagbere buruku!
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Arrives Kaduna Ahead Of Tomorrow's APC Presidential Rally (photos) by abidem4real: 6:54pm On Dec 12, 2022
[quote author=lhordspy post=119102161][/quote]Another gaffe loading....
Celebrities › Re: Korth Adeleke: Sina Rambo's Wife Accuses Him Of Domestic Violence, Marriage Ends by abidem4real: 6:52pm On Dec 12, 2022
nwekeugochukwu:
https://igberetvnews.com/1433755/sina-rambos-wife-accuses-domestic-violence-says-marriage/
Hmmm! What I see here is Western education eroding all African marital values.

May God allow us to come back to our right senses.
Properties › Re: My Landlady And Her Daughter Want To Finish Me! by abidem4real: 6:44pm On Dec 12, 2022
Oberhiri141:
Ever since i packed into my new house, my landlady and her daughter have been disturbing my life one way or the other.

One day, I gave my landlady 10kg of mama gold rice which was given to me at my place of work and then the following morning she called me and asked me to lend her 10k.

I think she has taken my kindness for weakness and as for her daughter, her own inordinate request for money is unbearable. If it's not meatpie today then it's recharge card or even hair cream.

Please, Elders in the house, how can I cope with this burden?
Some Nairalanders are funny sha! They can go as far as asking you to tell them how to bang their wives
Politics › Re: Only Peter Obi Worries Us, Atiku Cannot Win – APC’s Osita Okechukwu by abidem4real: 6:31pm On Dec 12, 2022
ShowYourCertificate:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/12/12/2023-only-peter-obi-worries-us-atiku-cannot-win-apcs-osita-okechukwu/
Wonders they say shall never end. The same Peter Obi that irritates Tinubu at the mention of his name!
The Peter Obi that is too small to be said to have been contesting against the Jagaban of Lagos! How so early you have begun eating your vomit!

#2023alltheway
#PeterObiAllTheWay
Celebrities › Re: My Incantations In Movies Affected Me In Real Life – Adewale Alebiosu by abidem4real: 8:34pm On Dec 11, 2022
Crime › Re: Judge Kills Wife, Rapes Corpse In Front Of Their Kids, Hangs Himself In Church by abidem4real: 1:03pm On Dec 11, 2022
Skyfornia:
No rest for him even in the grave..
Do not judge him yet because marital trauma dehumanizes especially when it has to do with INFIDELITY.
You can never understand if you have not been there before. Nevertheless, killing is not an option no matter the situation.

MAY THE LORD FORGIVE THE DEPARTED SOULS.
Politics › Re: Wike, Sanwoolu And Makinde Conferred With Honorary Doctorate Degrees (Photos) by abidem4real: 10:35pm On Dec 09, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Below are Instagram post from Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu and Governor Seyi Makinde respectively:

Mr. Babajide Sanwo-Olu




Mr. Oluwaseyi Makinde


Source: jidesanwoolu and seyi_amakinde
Mr Sanwoolu! Go and claim your son. The poor boy has suffered enough abeg
Sports › Re: Tite steps down As Brazil Coach after World Cup Exit by abidem4real: 10:16pm On Dec 09, 2022
GOFRONT:
Cup is coming to Morrocco....

I'm a Morroccan for now....

Morroco Vs Argentina for the Final.

Cup is coming from Qatar to Morrocco nextweek. Inshallah
This is real "Africana"!!! An African to the core! May your wish be the Lord's doing (amen).
Politics › Re: 2023: Why Is Buhari Not Campaigning For Tinubu The Way Obasanjo Did For Yaradua? by abidem4real: 9:15am On Dec 09, 2022
Ezeama400:
In 2006/2007, Obasanjo was seen all over the country campaigning for the PDP presidential candidate Late Musa Yaradua passionately despite not having a strong/ formidable opposition then. This is not applicable in today's politics where a sitting president is non challant/less passionate about 2023 election..

The only time Buhari was seen with Tinubu was during APC presidential campaign flag off that took place in Jos..

Is Buhari so busy delivery the dividends of democracy to Nigerians or has he given up on Nigeria politics judging by his previous statement where he urged Nigerians to vote whoever/ party they like .. ?
The answers are very simple.

1. Buhari conspicuously has nothing to canvas Nigerians for voting APC yet again having conceded that he has failed Nigerians.
2. As a result of the humiliation and insult Tinubu gave Buhari on the national television in the build up to the APC presidential primary which culminated in the popular jingo "O sekinni like, o sekeji lule...."

He, Buhari wants clearly Tinubu to "lule" just like him.
Romance › Re: Man Depressed After Being Dumped By A Lady He Sponsored Through School (video) by abidem4real: 7:17pm On Dec 06, 2022
Malcolmprinzx:
A Twitter user identified as SirFreshSemi has taken to his page to announce that his girlfriend whom he sponsored through school has ditched him for another man.

According to him, he even bought a car for her last year. He added that he has been crying since he found out and doesn't think he can live anymore.

SirFreshSemi wrote:



https://twitter.com/Sirfreshsemi/status/1599655788309463045?s=20&t=o9qDzYpzCYZT9BHAe0gjgA[/quote]Woman has been the downfall of man even right from the creation. A reasonable man has to be two-faced in dating and moving with a woman. KNOW THIS, KNOW PEACE!
Sports › Re: Morocco Vs Spain: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (3 - 0) On Penalties by abidem4real: 6:56pm On Dec 06, 2022
Wow! What a football history for Morocco
Business › Re: CBN Drops ATM Withdrawal Limit To N20k/Day by abidem4real: 5:07pm On Dec 06, 2022
nlfpmod:
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Banking Supervision Department Central Business District

December 6, 2022
BSD/DIR/PUB/LAB/015/069

Letter to All Deposit Money Banks (DMBS) and Other Financial Institutions (Payment Service Banks (PSBs), Primary Mortgage Banks (PMBs) and Microfinance Banks (MFBs)

NAIRA REDESIGN POLICY — REVISED CASH WITHDRAWAL LIMITS

Further to the launch of the redesigned Naira notes by the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, on Wednesday, November 23, 2022 and in line with the Cash-less policy of the CBN, all deposit money banks (DMBs) and other financial institutions (0F1s) are hereby directed to note and comply with the following:

1. The maximum cash withdrawal over the counter (OTC) by individuals and corporate organizations per week shall henceforth be N100.000 and N500,000 respectively.

Withdrawals above these limits shall attract processing fees of 5% and 10%, respectively.

2 Third party cheques above N50,000 shall not be eligible for payment over the counter, while extant limits of 110,000.000 on clearing cheques still subsist.

3. The maximum cash withdrawal per week via Automated Teller Machine (ATM) shall be N100.000 subject to a maximum of N20,000 cash withdrawal per day.

4 Only denominations of N200 and below shall be loaded into the ATMs.

5 The maximum cash withdrawal via point of sale (PoS) terminal shall be N20.000 daily.

6. In compelling circumstances, not exceeding once a month, where cash withdrawals above the prescribed limits is required for legitimate purposes, such cash withdrawals shall not exceed 15,000,000.00 and 110,000.000.00 for individuals and corporate organisations. respectively, and shall be subject to the referenced processing fees in (1) above, in addition to enhanced due diligence and further information requirements.

a. Valid means of identification of the payee (National ID, International Passport, Driver's License).

b. Bank Verification Number (BVN) of the payee.

c. Notarized customer declaration of the purpose for the cash withdrawal.

d. Senior management approval for the withdrawal by the Managing Director of the drawee, where applicable.

e. Approval in writing by the MD/CEO of the bark authorising the withdrawal.

Please further note the following: i. Monthly returns on cash withdrawal transactions above the specified limits should be rendered to the Banking Supervision Department. Compliance with extant AML/CFT regulations relating to KYC, ongoing customer due diligence and suspicious transaction reporting etc. is required in all circumstances. Customers should be encouraged to use alternative channels (internet banking, mobile banking apps, USSD, cards/POS. eNaira, etc.) to conduct their banking transactions.
Finally, please note that aiding and abetting the circumvention of this policy will attract severe sanctions.

The above regulatory directives take effect nationwide from January 9, 2023.

Please be guided accordingly.

HARUNA B. MUSTAFA
DIRECTOR OF BANKING SUPERVISION
When you are digging hole for your enemy to fall into it, let it not be too deep incase your friend mistakenly falls into it.
Celebrities › Re: I Have No Business With Poor Men – Nazo Ekezie by abidem4real: 6:34pm On Dec 04, 2022
NobleAngell:
Poverty is in the mind my sister. Some people misunderstand this to mean physical cash. I personally don't want anything to do with someone who has poverty mentality. Even if you don't have physical cash but are rich in the mind, it's only a matter of time.

All these men that are pained by her comment, what's your deal? We're you planning to approach her?
Abi o! I don't understand why she's being bashed by men like that. After all, everybody has a right to his or her choice. She hasn't said anything bad about not having any business with poor men.
She didn't say being poor is bad or something besides a poor man is not recognized in our current society even amongst men. Come to think of it, what relationship does a poor man want to have with a Nigerian lady of our current society? A right thinking man should hussle for money before thinking of having any serious relationship with ladies of nowadays.

Remember, MONEY IS THE ONLY LANGUAGE NIGERIAN GIRLS UNDERSTAND.
Politics › Re: Tribunal Rejects Adeleke’s Blurry Certificates by abidem4real: 6:36am On Dec 03, 2022
Mercisharelove:
https://thenationonlineng.net/tribunal-rejects-adelekes-blurry-certificates/
Even if monkey no fine, him mama like am! Let APC and their evil governance perish
Politics › Re: Aisha's Critic, Aminu Mohammed, To Meet President Buhari After Release by abidem4real: 6:21am On Dec 03, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
If this is true then it is scolding actually wink

He wrote it in Hausa so he will be scolded and counselled by Baba in same Hausa.

His mates go to Aso Rock for special recognition and award but he is reportedly going to Aso Rock on account of notoriety.

A lot of background and security check would have been done on him and somethings in the file must have softened Baba's mind to intervene.

Baba must have intervened and promised to talk to the uncouth child.

check my signature for free stuffs!
Shut your mouth! How would he have met Buhari and become this popular if he had said " no to cyber bullying". Notoriety pays in this country especially when you have some shorts of connect with the power that be
Celebrities › Re: Dj Cuppy & Ryan Taylor Party With Friends To Celebrate Their Engagement In Dubai by abidem4real: 6:43pm On Dec 02, 2022
MisterMan123456:
From single to engaged? What happened to dating?
It is skipped. Simple!
Politics › Re: Governor Adeleke Restates All 6 Executive Orders, Says He Never Reversed Himself by abidem4real: 8:56am On Dec 02, 2022
press9jatv:
Press Statement
01/12/2022

Governor Adeleke Restates All Six Executive Orders, Says He Never Reverses Himself

Our attention has been drawn to a story from the Nation newspapers affirming that Governor Ademola Adeleke has reversed his executive orders. This is a deliberate falsehood. All the executives orders subsist and implementation are ongoing already.

The Executive Orders are valid, Constitutional and necessary for the good governance of Osun State and Governor Adeleke issued them in line with the powers vested in him by the Constitution and the oath of office he took.

There is therefore no need to reverse them under any circumstance as they will guarrantee governance, peace and security of Osun State.
For the avoidance of doubt, the orders are hereby restated:

“All employments in the service of Osun State Government made in any capacity into any capacity in all the ministries, departments, agencies, commissions, boards and parastatals after July 17, 2022 are hereby nullified.

“All appointments in the service of Osun State Government made in any capacity into any capacity in the ministries, departments, agencies, commissions, boards and parastatals after July 17, 2022 are hereby reversed.

“All appointments of traditional rulers made by Osun State Government after July 17, 2022 are hereby ordered to be reviewed to ensure there was strict compliance with due process of chieftaincy declarations and native law, custom and tradition relating to such chieftaincies. In the case of Ikirun, Iree and Igbajo, to avoid further breakdown of law and order, the appointments of Akinrun of Ikinrun, Aree of Ire and Owa of Igbajo are hereby put on hold pending review. Subsequently, the palaces of Akinrun of Ikirun, Aree of Iree and Owa of Igbajo should remain unoccupied, while security agencies are hereby ordered to take charge.

"In line with the executive orders Nos 2, 3, 4 and 5 already issued by me, I hereby order the set-up of the following Review Committees

1. STAFF AUDIT/APPOINTMENTS/PROMOTIONS REVIEW COMMITTEE.

2. STATE ASSETS INVENTORY AND RECOVERY COMMITTEE

3. CONTRACTS/MOUS/AGREEMENTS REVIEW COMMITTEE

4. CHIEFTAINCY MATTERS/APPOINTMENT OF TRADITIONAL RULERS REVIEW COMMITTEE.
Members of the public are advised to ignore all fake news on the subject. The executive orders subsist and compliance is mandatory.

Signed
Mallam Olawale Rasheed
Spokesperson to the Executive Governor of Osun State.
Why is Adeleke behaving as confused as Crotia vs Belgium referee at making penalty decision? I'm beginning to have reservations for him for his decisions are as blurring as his O'level result.
Politics › Re: Dino: Oshiomole Patronizes Benin Prostitutes; Tinubu Has 5 Children From 4 Women by abidem4real: 8:43am On Dec 02, 2022
[quote author=maupe post=118829646]Dino Melaye: Oshiomole is a popular customer of all the prostitutes in Benin. He is suffering from sexual disease and it is affecting his brain.

Dino Melaye: Tinubu has five children from four women. He was so ashamed of his identity, he didn't attend his late mother's funeral.

Watch Video: , Mr Melaye, what has this got to do with Nigerian plights? Oloshos are meant to be fu*ked and women are meant to be married.

What your blockhead should be thinking about now is how can we be OBIDIENT as reasonable Nigerians?
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari To Testify Against Aminu Adamu In Court by abidem4real: 1:22pm On Dec 01, 2022
mmsen:
Separate case.

Also, there is no blasphemy case for such but if you want to try him for whatever the Nigerian equivalent is of "disturbing the peace" then I'm all for it.
I know it's a separate case. But if Deborah's case was not worth condemnation from his own angle, his own case is now not worth hues and cries from any angle and it's a welcome development.

In his sheer foolishness, he forgot that "an injustice to one is an injustice to all". Now, the table has turned to him. Let him face the wrath of law.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari To Testify Against Aminu Adamu In Court by abidem4real: 11:36am On Dec 01, 2022
mmsen:
He deserves to go to jail for telling the truth about the Buharis?
He deserves to go to jail for mocking the gruesome killing of Deborah for mere allegation of blasphemy
Politics › Re: Court Orders Arrest Of COAS Faruk Yahaya & Maj Gen Olabanji by abidem4real: 10:05am On Dec 01, 2022
chisomkachy:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/11/30/niger-high-court-orders-arrest-remand-in-prison-of-coas-faruk-commandant-tradoc-minna-over-contempt/?amp=1
Nawa for court judgements of these days oooo! Imagine the EFCC Chairman, the IGP and army General all in prison! It's just funny to me.

Anyways, I wish them all a splendid vacation provided the judgements are honoured.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari To Testify Against Aminu Adamu In Court by abidem4real: 9:28am On Dec 01, 2022
mmsen:
Is he being charged for that?

That's a separate matter.
Whatever matter it is, he deserves to go to jail.
Come to think of it, if someone can mock the death of person killed on the altar of unconfirmed and untried blasphemy( a sin believed to have been committed against a "servant" of God) who is unknown by our generation, who didn't even know someone was abusing him in any manner and who ordinarily should be in position to forgive anybody that sins against him regardless of the nature of the sin, what do you expect to be done to that stupid mocker for abusing the wife of the sitting president who ordinarily is a fallible human being and known by our generation?

I guess that's carma knocking at the stupid boy's door.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari To Testify Against Aminu Adamu In Court by abidem4real: 9:12am On Dec 01, 2022
Politics › Re: Aminu Adamu Mocked The Death Of Deborah Samuel Before Aisha Buhari Tweet by abidem4real: 9:07am On Dec 01, 2022
FarahAideed:
Boy Who Criticized Aisha Buhari Also Mocked The Death Of Deborah Samuel

Aminu the 23 year old undergrad who was arrested for allegedly insulting Aisha Buhari also made mockery of the death of matyred christian student Deborah on his Twitter page .
Can we call this Karma?


https://mobile.twitter.com/aminullahie/status/1526067370397155328
May you rot in jail
Business › Re: Help! Strange Monetary Alerts In My Access Bank Account by abidem4real: 12:15pm On Nov 30, 2022
ahnie:
Please bankers in the house, I need help with this.since last month I have observe strange stipends alerts in both my accounts.

It started with my business account last month that I opened, I thought it was a mistake, as I don't remember doing transaction with anybody by that name.

Pls note that, all my transaction money are paid into my daily account,whilst I transfer the money into my business account.

Moments ago I got another token alert again, I m getting scared.could it be possible that someone is using my acct for fraud or something by disbursing cash into my accounts?


To be honest I m worried, I don't want my acct to be flagged, pls help me.
Visiting the bank is the best advice you can be given in order not to be in trouble you can't even imagine. Such situations as trivial as they look can put you behind bars if you don't take drastic step of visiting your bank.
Business › Re: Help! Strange Monetary Alerts In My Access Bank Account by abidem4real: 12:14pm On Nov 30, 2022
ahnie:
The last thing I want now is bank wahala.
Visiting the bank is the best advice you can be given in order not to be in trouble you can't even imagine. Such situations as trivial as they look can put you behind bars if you don't take drastic step of visiting your bank.
Politics › Re: Court Sentences IGP To Three Months In Prison For Contempt by abidem4real: 4:24pm On Nov 29, 2022
Politics › Re: Atiku Not Running For Drug Trafficking & Money Laundering - Aide Slams Tinubu by abidem4real: 6:24am On Nov 27, 2022
Politics › Re: Sokoto: PRP Collapses Party Structures, Candidates Join APC by abidem4real: 9:03pm On Nov 26, 2022
Politics › Re: Oyetola Signs N138bn Budget Into Law In Osun by abidem4real: 2:37pm On Nov 26, 2022
sadics:
With how many months to leave office
You wanted to say how many days?
Health › Re: 400level Student Commits Suicide Over Girlfriend, Misery while parent are rich by abidem4real: 9:08am On Nov 26, 2022
dre11:
Varsity Student Commits Suicide Over Girlfriend, Smart Phone




https://leadership.ng/varsity-student-commits-suicide-over-girlfriend-smart-phone/






DAILY TRUST
Callous and wicked man! May you not sleep well for putting your loved ones( mother and elder brothers) in pains and trauma.

Everybody goes through a lot at one point or another in our lives. Suicide shouldn't be an option no matter what. I know what depression is because it's the situation I've been for over six years now specifically. I was once very close to suicide before I thought that life is worth more than death regardless of my messy situation.

I know it's not easy, but a real man has to keep fighting to stay alive no matter the difficulty of life. Always remember the people your departure will hurt so badly to the extent that life would even be more miserable for them than yours.

MAY GOD HEAL ALL OUR WOUNDS

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