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Condom..... I'd prefer collect from my guys than go buy ...shame can catch me buying from a chemist, and also kulikuli......

Was there live when they visited heritage Bank HQ at VI, around 2pm, see as girls were screaming like they won lottery... Mtchew..... Girls and paparazzi.... Who Alex and Tobi epp... Don't even recognize them until I was told by my guys.

Congratulations... And my guy altimz..... Right behind don jazzy.... I remember the UNIBEN days in Vatican hostel, that u can disturb my room with music. Oju a tun ra ri.

Piuscrown:
I am interested how do I contact you? Software developer

Hello!!...

pulsa:
What is your contact no am a software developer

Hello, sent u a mail

Wryhder:
We'll be taking the course through Udacity, so it's entirely online. However, there'll most likely be meetups. Attendance is optional and depends on your location.

Really, online, that's good, nice program, I read alot about it from someone in the US, Was selected for the mobile web specialist track, at least I can meet fellow and intending developers .#googleudacityscholar

Jodha:
Lool... Joke apart... I'll teach yhu how to cook...
All kinds of soup.... I'll teach yhu...
Forget that indomie generation talk...most girls can cook very well....some are just lazy to cook ...but it doesn't mean they can't cook...

Yhu guys are too judgemental.. It's not a big deal for a guy to know how to cook it's a normal thing..
Upped which game biko....lool...
Women can never be relegated to the back especially with affairs of the kitchen... Impossicant...


I'm awk...how 'bouh yhu?

I dey o.... HAppy worker student's Day in advance ....Hahahahah, u Want form cook for me abi, u know I know what's up... So make i shut my mouth ..with cook like me championing the cause of great cook, u know i am a professional chef and would gladly teach you the rudiments Only.

kimbraa:
I don't blame her entirely 'cause an ex you were once in love with has 99.9% chances of having you on bed since he knows your weaknesses and strengths. Meaning, it's easier to sleep with an ex you know had genuine feelings for you than a lady you just met. The only exception is if the lady is strong-willed. Where I find this story strange is why a pregnant lady would let another man sleep with her aside her baby's daddy whether bride price has been paid or not. Anyway, their headache.

From your assertion, it lacks seriousness, so you're saying a lady with three exes with genuine feelings should be sleeping with all three because they all know her weakness, biko, Just say a LovePeddler would be eager to sleep with her ex claiming they know her weakness. Everything a man does in this life requires will as nothing comes easy, when u leave a relationship, leave it wholeheartedly and cut ties, before things boomerang claiming one stupid feelings, instead of lust. Funny enough, most atimes when guys get down with their ex esp when in another relationship, they see her as one with no value and self worth who doesn't know what she wants and can be easily deceived.

Dino is only been childish in the whole issue, who the Bleep cares if you're a senator, who you epp, biko you're a senator in your pocket except to the gullible Nigerians who see you as their God. No way has he ever been treated that police had never treated anyone, but the lowlife chooses to behave like a criminal and gangster forgetting he's a senator than a thug and hoodlum. Who the heck jumps out of a moving truck if not desperation? He's afraid of yahaya when he himself is a senator who chooses to use his mouth than his brain, reason saraki would always outshine all of them.

Firstly, if your brother chooses to marry AS with him AS, is your concern but shouldn't over work you as we've all got our lives to live. Infact, that the Two don't know the emotional, cost, damage ,disgrace and painful implications of their inadvertent and uninspiring adventure is foolhardy, but they're blinded by LOVE, over fondness, fear of living without each other and finding suitors afterwards which are inconsequential when challenges eventually set in. Call your brother, sit him brotherly down believing you both are mature, not telling him to quit his relationship before you're painted a bad name which is needless, explain to him causes of having a child with cancer, effects, cost of treating any, the stress involved, the trauma, pain, restlessness, eventually death in most cases I've seen depending on age which I know he is aware of already but your ability to convince him and paint it differently is key here and don't be quick to not mention the church aspect of been prayerful and a poor chances of escaping it to be 1 of every 40 if he's that lucky, but I'd rather be medical than wait for manna from heaven. Take a time out and speak to the supposed nurse not forcing an idea down her throat but put your thinking cap on like you did to your brother and make the most of the opportunity.
A common saying is, how can the living appreciate life when they didn't visit the hospital or the freed appreciating freedom when they didn't visit prison. On your next move, on his birthday, plan to take them out, visit African Cancer Centre in Lagos and see kids living in pains and discomfort with tears, then hopefully that can change them. If they still remain resolute afterwards, just support their union, they've chosen to carry their cross come what May and there should be no pity when it eventually happened, I just pity the lady, as the man can marry a second wife or father a baby outside, like nothing really happened.

Khd95:
Every single action taken so far by different set of Nigerians on this #lazynigerians clearly show that buhari was right all along
We joke with everything and anything is that not a sign of laziness,
Those of u shouting PVC opandan, u only do that online, u and I know that u will be too lazy to get urs, and even if u do, who is a stronger opposition to buhari
I hate to admit this, but buhari seem likely to win again,

True, most persons rant online about getting PVC of which they would be too lazy to get to the registration venue and for those who did, they would claim they did it for emergency, they're not voting, that Nigeria isn't worth dying for, mentality of the majority of our everyday youth with large online presence. A poll was held on twitter to cast vote drawing pmb, atiku, sowore, Duke amongst contenders, after it all, PMB still won with many preferring none of the above, but no option as such. PMB would surely win again with the state machinery at his disposal, he's more desperate. As much as past and present administrations had performed below par , our rights though had been infringed upon Like they're doing us a favor when they do the right thing for once but you can't forcibly deny the president's speech entirely though the percentage might not be right, but a large chunk of the youths spend more idle times if not most of their time on irrelevancies that are either counter productive or not at all.

As bad as the lecturer's act was, it would be unfair if the girl isn't cautioned. How can a MBA student not know her onions well, does she think MBA is where they play love chit chats? Spare me the hypocrisy, how could she not have prepared for her exam as a post graduate, not even undergraduate student?.. She as a graduate even underplayed the situation by not appearing before the panel, she only wanted to drown the daft professor who allowed himself to be used as a pawn. Infact, the girl already made a sully of her reputation as even her friends, boss even other lecturers would be wary of her. Infact, her first degree need be X-rayed.

Laxra:
chairman,it's not just Yorubas,But all Nigerian youth,this situation demand that the youth protest for the removal of that senator immediately,if he can mistake such thing,how can he know his mission there.

Funny thing is, he wants to be a governor, how can he mistook another car as his personal car and be running like fowl inside of it, that he is a senator is shameful. I use to think senators are good at fisticuffs but yayi looks confused at sight of armless miscreants carrying only mace even in the public. He didn't know that, if a good lawyer was hired, and the case pursued to the letters, he can be roped in the scandal.

Yorubas are just too fearful, the most fearful region in Nigeria but can make mouth, single power, dey no get when trouble comes. They can shout that even the dead would rise and ask, who disturbs his sleep?

Jodha:
Lool.. I hardly visit here lately.. I'm sorry I just saw this....

See yhu. ..nah me go teach yhu how to cook...if I teach yhu ehn yhull consider taking a career in cooking

I find this thread insulting and demeaning to the women folk...instead of this why did the op not talk about the zillion ladies out there that are gifted in cooking..

Hahahah
U want to teach me how to cook... Hahahah.. No worry, u know how the matter dey be for there.. No need to talk am here..... Those not gifted in cooking would still say they are great cook so that sermon won't fly...with all these generation of indomie girls, it would be foolhardy to say a daft thinking lady would say she doesn't know how to cook. Thank God for we men, we upped our game, our cooking skills might even Relegate women to the back in the kitchen making them take tutorials. ...i know u hardly here just as me lately ..hope you good....

I love the classical style and I hate been too common, this I love, been a while I saw something this innovative. Not all those eateries and inside house proposal.

I follow my kind of person, my baby even keeps her phone with me and I don't even go through it sef..... So, me, my baby can check my phone too but for trust, we don't have any suspicion. Just tell your baby you don't like that as it gives room for suspicion, then, request to see her phone. I wonder why a lady should be keeping a private life from a boyfriend if they truly love them but if for fun, fine, they can hide their real nature. A lady CAn choose to hid her phone from her man but exposes her private part to that Same man, hypocrite! Start suspecting that girl Biko.

These are the kind of news that gives bankesmalls orgasm.

Thegeneralqueen:
The bride is so beautiful but she looks pregnant already but the groom is so ugly bawoni ?

It's not pregnancy, it's belly fat for ladies nah, and the girl looks much older, happy married life anyway.

Jodha should take the front seat here.... Let's do some teachings, let me teach her how to cook.

My own is dokpesi, why did he collect such huge amount of money ? Is he an armless robber? What media pursuit was he making? CNN or BBC, that guy needed be taught lesson.

So long it's my partner, nothing is hidden, we have access to each other's life, be it Bank account, phone, emails, all. I don't get along with women having privacy, if u want privacy, stay single Biko. Checking your partner's phone isn't immaturity and not trust issue, u can just do that occasionally when u just feel like get busy with something else, and if you see something raising suspicion, clear your doubts, settle it and move on, not living to be heartbroken in the end and be disturbing us on nairaland.

Me Sha must buy you, it's a must, but I must wait till it's well circulated,fully upgraded and accepted.

prechbills1:
dude.. you guys should stop preaching trash on nairaland.. nairaland isn't a church.. If you wanna preach do it home.

sex starved guys that can't woo ladies automatically turn to preachers on nl.. nonsense

are you God to give judgements?

Keep kwayet there, preach? Do I look a pastor to you? how does wooing ladies, having sex and flaunting girls an achievement or arrival of success and fame? Staying away from sex is a choice, anyone choosing to be sex starved allows it that way, sex is the easiest thing to get nowadays with the rate of single girls littering the street even begging for it when u by courtesy say hi. University is no place for value anymore except for those with self determination, corruption Is everywhere, even in the church immorality has taken advanced position different from times of old. So brother, even 18 years old kids have sex talk more of adults,so if you need talk, always apply propriety. Anyway, if you want to have sex like a brostitute, it's your call, the op's complaint is more medical than sex related. Guess by now, catholic priests would have had organ surgery to correct theirs nah. This is Sunday Biko.

No law, degree, points variably put largely into contest why men cheat other than been insatiable and lacking self control especially when the going seems good. Cheats won't ever stop even if he layed with fowl and disgraced, he would still return to his disgraceful attitude till he learns to resist the urge.

oluwamae:
Nice one
Counselor

Hahaha, u just caught me red-handed..... Thanks!

I've got no more sympathy and empathy for northerners anymore, they're the most influential, most connected, richest yet most ravaged region. Biko, they're the cause of their predicaments.

duni04:
Don't mind those demented fools that only see life in the black and white of PDP/APC.
The VP gave us a breakdown of how the Jonathan govt spent less than N150 billion in 5 years on infrastructure. Most of those projects were "PDP Projects" which were later abandoned. Jonathan then in less than two weeks gave away more than N100 billion of public money for his re-election campaign. And that is the man some idiots are jumping from thread to thread defending here on NL!!! Sometimes some people need to be slapped and beaten thoroughly before reality dawns on them.

Are u minding them, rail projects completed, they linked it to previous administration even to obj, and should that serve as a yardstick to let them be abandoned, priorities are, projects should be completed for the betterment of the people while new ones should be initiated and completed in due course. I've always loved 2face line, I do my thing my way, who go like u go still like you even if u were Adolf Hitler. Everybody expected buhari to enter and Nigeria would be like Dubai as if Dubai became like that in 3yrs without sound economic footprints planned over years with coherent governance and sound opposition. I don't blame our leaders alone, we as Nigerians are no different from them.

If buhari initiated new project, completed it, how about uncompleted projects from previous administrations,who would complete them? reason uncompleted projects litter everywhere. I guess it's best we abandon previous governments projects and initiates new ones because Nigerians deserve it as that is what they want to see.

If I ain't older than u with 5yrs upward, forget it!... Bae knows it all...

prechbills1:
and you tell them to pay for whatever their friends wants

U and I know it's unmanly, so we need go about it politely to not offend the girl on date and her friends, but since I never invited them,they sure would have extra cash to handle their bills when it's not mogbo moya, and who brought them would surely be the one to give them the redress not me as I would sound the warnings into her ears even in her native language for clearer comprehension to pass to her friends.

Flee from sexual immoralities, it kills the soul, get married instead. Staying pragmatic out of sex way has both good and side effects but still abstinence is the best, trust me. Sin would make u go farther than u bargained for, cost u than you're willing to pay, keep you than you're willing to stay and in the end, no gain, you've only done more harm than good. Many had stayed years without it, yet they're doing fine. The body sure has a way to respond to such situations perfectly, so no need to worry. Gracia.