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Isn't that a fancy name for Typhoid?

How the heck did the Queen of England contract a third world disease in Buckingham Palace?

What exactly is the purpose of NYSC? For an outsider it seems kinda stvpid.

World's Best Lawyers - JEWS

If you ever get into big touble in oyiboland, do yourself a favour and get a Jewish lawyer.

That's also true for doctors.

Frankly, I believe God has bestowed knowledge and intellect on the Jewish people. Sure, we are all God's children but we know that almost all parents have favorites.

You didn't want to pay them viewing rights now you want to collect.

specialguest: No fewer than 42 private jets land at the Murtala Muhammed Airport, Lagos daily.

A statement obtained by our correspondent from Nigeria’s first commercial private jet hangar, Evergreen Apple Nigeria, on Friday indicated that it received 15 private jet fights everyday.

But further findings on Friday from two aviation agencies, Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria and Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority showed that a total of 1,200 private jet flights landed at the Lagos airport every month.

And by implication, it means at least 300 of the flights are recorded every week and 42 every day.

Of the 1,200 private flight jets, it was learnt that 450 arrived at Evergreen Apple hanger, while the remaining 750 jets landed at Execujets hangar and other private hangars at the Lagos airport.

Private aircraft movements have been on the rise in Nigeria lately due to the increase in ownership of luxury planes.

Other airports where there is a boom in private jet flights are Abuja, Kano and Kaduna.

Evergreen, which recently stated that it was monitoring the upward trends in the aviation business, said its daily private jet movements were running to an average of 15 flights.

The firm said its “business aviation movements have increased by over 100 per cent year-on-year, and daily movements are running at an average of 15 daily.”

According to the firm, flights are arriving into the FBO predominantly from Europe with London, Ireland, Germany, Spain, France and Austria, all featuring as regular starting points as they bring business executives into Nigeria.

It said, “Flight arrivals from the Middle East are also growing with Dubai, Saudi Arabia and Aman rating highest in terms of originating destinations.

“Within the continent of Africa, the movements mirror comments operators and charter brokers are making in terms of most active destinations. National flights within Nigeria and from further afield including Gambia, Cameroon, Ghana and Equatorial Guinea all reflect the increase in African business aviation activity driven by the continent’s continued expansion of energy, mineral, agricultural and telecom sectors.”

The statement quoted the Chief Executive Officer of Evergreen, Mr. Segun Demuren, as saying, “Owing to the size of the continent, the mid to heavy jets are proving most popular at the EAN Hangar Jet Centre. Gulfstream 400/450 models, the Bombardier Global Express family and the full range of the Bombardier Challenger types from 601s to 850s are regularly parking up at the hangar.

“The range of the aircraft enables business executives and government officials travelling around Africa and further afield to the Middle East and Europe to travel in the most convenient and efficient way.”

It was learnt that charter operators provided the main body of traffic through the airport but increasingly, privately owned aircraft belonging to local entrepreneurs were also contributing to the movement figures.

In addition, the increased movements had led to a greater demand for premium services, Evergreen said.

http://www.punchng.com/business/42-private-jets-land-at-lagos-airport-daily/

And so?

Looks like she was meant to be a twin, but fertilized egg didn't completely split.

In this particular case, I think it is the woman doing all the exploitation.

For all we know, she probably gave out a lot of green lights prior to securing that job.

lynpetra: A typical kind of men that will exploit you when they help you.SMFH

Come on! OP hooked her up with a good paying job. Isn't that a wonderful deed? He just wants to remain friends with her for whatever reason, is that exploitation?

alj harem: @OP

She used you to get a job and now you are no longer useful to her unless I am not getting the clear picture here. My friend it happens when you decide to help a NIGERIAN LADY rather than your male friends which I am sure you have some without any job.

A Nigerian woman believes her female part can solve all problems so my brother lick your wounds and move on. You are now a pest to her life.

Look it happens

My guy, this is not specific to Nigerian women. ALL women are wired like that. Some more so than others.

OP, be glad you're not in a relationship or married to her

The only way she'd give you the time of day or earn back her respect is to make more Nairas than her.

This relates back to that golden rule: "No matter how rich a woman is, she wants a man who's richer". So all you broke NLders looking for rich women, good luck!

Boko target

I was wondering how a 4 months pregnant woman could be flying great distances all over the world. A week prior to her Nigeria visit, she was in Brazil with Kanye. Look at the world map and add up the following miles:

USA (California) --> USA (New York) --> Brazil --> USA (New York) --> USA (California) --> USA (New York) --> Nigeria --> USA (New York) --> USA (California).

Okay, I did the maths:

4700 + 4815 + 4815 +4700 + 4700 + 8500 + 8500 + 4700
= 45,430 miles!

Only a fraudster could pull that off and still be home on time for her "ante-natal" visit. She be the master and everyone else, especially Nigeria, be the mugu .

OP is hilarious in a clueless kinda way. He's entertaining though, so I wouldn't mind joining his team for the amusement.

What a heart-warming story!

Little man, you are already an Engineer. May you become the most successful human being when you grow up.

This guy is a genius. I hope Iran or North Korea don't kidnap him.

Yay! He's now gonna join the ranks of fake document producers and internet fraudsters.

Natural population control. They will not be missed.

Some of you need to stop blowing hot air. When it comes to high tech warfare, US is number 1.

[quote author=omo_to_dun_6]^
Aunty Ileke, this is not about complexion. I don't understand why so many folks tend to think that whenever the beauty of a dark skinned woman is criticized, then one must be implying that her skin color is the culprit. Besides, you have always made known your preference for good looking men, why shouldn't men be accorded the same rights?

But ugly people don suffer sha. Hot folks want hot folks; ugly people want hot folks. I tire.[/quote]Unfortunately, on Nairaland and Nigeria, "fine-ism" has a direct correlation to skin complexion.

Nigerians are calling his wife ugly because she's dark chocolate.

No wonder Goldie bleached to death. Unfortunately for her, she went back to BLACK in her coffin.

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Two Nigerians who were recently nabbed by security operatives over 372 bottles of substances suspected to be cocaine valued at $12 million on Tuesday appeared before an Accra Fast Track High Court.

James Ekeke Chukwu and Sammy Ikechekwu Benjy Eke, both businessmen are being held for engaging in criminal conspiracy and importation of narcotics without authority.

Eke was additionally charged for possessing 62 boxes containing 372 bottles of liquid substance suspected to be cocaine.

The court presided over by Mr Justice Mustapha Habib Logoh reserved their pleas and remanded them into Police Custody to reappear on March 12 pending further investigations into the matter.

The facts as presented by Mr Asiamah Sampong, Principal State Attorney are that during the month of December last year, the Narcotic Control Board (NACOB) through its foreign counterpart received an intelligence report to the effect that a cargo said to be containing quantities of cosmetics from Bolivia to Tema Port had narcotic drugs concealed in them.

On January 29 this year, the cargo which was consigned to a company called Consumables Lines Limited arrived at the Tema Port. Officers of the Joint Port Control Unit (JPCU) mounted surveillance on the cargo in a 40 footer container with Number MRK 257 48-45 GI belonging to Maersk Shipping Line Company.

Prosecution said in February this year, two clearing agents and witnesses in the case arrived with the necessary documents to clear the goods. Inspection of the import documents suggested that the cargo was billed to contain 22 pallets of assorted cosmetics.

According to prosecution, the container arrived with the seal number ML 014986 intact and the container was opened for inspection in the presence of the agents. During physical examination of the goods green bottles of liquid substances suspected to be cocaine were found sealed in surgical gloves.

The clearing agent denied knowledge of the narcotic drugs and the cargo but another agent told investigators that a second hand cloth dealer who was a client to Chukwu who introduced Eke to her as an importer of cosmetic products who wanted his goods to be cleared for him.

The agent further stated that she was therefore presented with the necessary documents in her office by the two accused persons and she (the agent) was formally engaged to clear the goods.

Prosecution indicated that further investigations led to the arrest of Chukwu at Aplaku Junction near Weija when he attempted to take delivery of the cargo.

Prosecution said Chukwu mentioned Eke as the owner of the container and stated that sometime in 2011, Chukwu told him (Eke) that he had the desire to import cosmetics from South America to Ghana.

Based on that Chukwu said he assisted Eke to register a company known as Consumables Lines Limited at the Registrar General’s Department.

Prosecution said Chukwu stated that in December 2012, Eke came to him with the import document of the cargo which was on high seas from Bolivia to Tema.

Eke was lured into the country and he blamed Chukwu and two others for concealing the drugs in the cargo of cosmetics.

Investigation led to the retrieval of 180,600 CFA, 18,700 dollars, 3,945 Naira and GH¢680 from Eke, while GH¢2,150 was found on Chukwu.

Prosecution alleged the monies were believed to be proceeds from the sale of narcotic drugs.

Prosecution further stated that the substances had been forwarded to the Ghana Standards Authority for analytical examination.

Source: GNA


http://www.ghanabusinessnews.com/2013/02/27/two-nigerians-in-12m-cocaine-deal-appears-in-court/

Na street light be fuel for my generator?

Dreadhead: Ndi ara ewehu aka onru...bhahaha, Im inlove with this chick, she no send anybody, see she is living her life while all of you jobless hypocrites are here wasting your energy
pic taken not too long ago, does she look like someone that cares

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SHE LOOKS LIKE A FREAKIN BUTCH DYKE YO!!!!

ARE YOU HOMO??[/size]

Madrid will chop good toto well well tonight, thanks to Michael Essien and Ronaldo.

Need I remind y'all that Ghana Black Stars introduced the passing triangle style of plays that Barca successfully adopted. Now the owner is in town!

Kaxmytex: Oh my gawd!...wot da heck iz happen'n 2 barca diz dayz

They finally met a banku and tilapia eating player.

Any team that Michael Essien of Ghana joins becomes an instant hit.

Any team that he leaves becomes a flop, like Chelsea, where your sorry asz Mikel is languishing in embarasment.

How does street lights affect the price of G in the market

Does her six-pack look better than mine?

tunapawizzy: I danced with her at a party,,,,took her to a corner , held her left hand and placed it on my turgid joystick, she smiled and that was it. We've been married for 7yrs with 2 kids

LOL @ "turgid". I learn a new word here every day

Oh by the way, "woo" sounds so dorky.