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ProgrammingRe: Data Visualization Challenge: Which Of These Dashboards Can I Submit? by Acidosis(m): 8:00am On May 23, 2022
3rd definitely
FamilyRe: Please How Do I Open A Dollar Account? by Acidosis(m): 7:59am On May 23, 2022
pocohantas:
I don’t understand it too, but seeing the message would help put things in perspective. cheesy



If indeed they opened a dorm account for you, then you have a dorm account. They may only need you to validate the account.
What message do you want to see, Poco? My $1 alert abi wetin grin grin
FamilyRe: Please How Do I Open A Dollar Account? by Acidosis(m): 7:43am On May 23, 2022
pocohantas:
The money wasn’t sent to yur Naira account. Dollars can not be sent to your Naira account. What you did was cash pickup- World Remit most likely.
Yeah, I know about the cash pick up. Did that a few times and got the CBN N500 "gift" upon withdrawal.


I couldn't explain the bank alert I got in $ as well on a Naira account. Well I wouldn't call it a Naira account 'cos my typical account balance in Naira was not displayed.

I would create time to visit the bank sha.
FamilyRe: Please How Do I Open A Dollar Account? by Acidosis(m): 7:38am On May 23, 2022
IANAGI:
yes I could access the funds through my mobile app, but the first time I went to de bank to withdraw the actually validated the account b4 I could withdraw that is adding a photo and signature to de account but no charges at all.
Oh okay.
FamilyRe: Please How Do I Open A Dollar Account? by Acidosis(m): 7:34am On May 23, 2022
pocohantas:
How did someone send $ to a Naira account?
This person has my account number, then later asked for my phone number and email. After a day or two, I got GTB alert.

Note: similar transfers were made in the past and all I had to do was visit the bank with proof of transfer (a code or screenshot) to make withdrawals in $
FamilyRe: Please How Do I Open A Dollar Account? by Acidosis(m): 7:27am On May 23, 2022
pocohantas:
If he/she already had a current account, that is all the validation they need. A dorm account can easily be created from a current account. Except that wasn’t the case.
Oh I get it

You had same experience of someone sending Dollar to your Naira account with GTB?
Yeah, exactly but a savings account. Is that a proof that I now have a dorm account?
FamilyRe: Please How Do I Open A Dollar Account? by Acidosis(m): 7:01am On May 23, 2022
IANAGI:
My dollar account under Access bank was opened for free. Someone sent me dollar straight to my naira account and bank automatically opened a dollar account for me I think 1 dollar was deducted from from the funds dat was all.
Had same experience with GTB.

Can you access the account via mobile or internet banking? While you can withdraw the money at the time, I think you may have to do some validation or so to have a proper Dom account.
PoliticsRe: Blasphemy: Arrest Pastor Akintaro Joshua Ojo Now – MURIC by Acidosis(m): 5:37am On May 23, 2022
gaskiyamagana:
Are you now back to your sense that Allah too is an Arabic name of God just as Yaweh is Hebrew name of God?
My senses never left me. Like I said, there are over a thousand gods in the world. The hebrew or Arabic language can be learnt by anyone, including atheists. So if an atheist insult any of the gods in Hebrew or Arabic language, you will kill him?
PoliticsRe: Blasphemy: Arrest Pastor Akintaro Joshua Ojo Now – MURIC by Acidosis(m): 5:02am On May 23, 2022
gaskiyamagana:
Similar IQ below.
Yaweh / Jehovah is Hebrew name for God. It could be referring to God of Obatala, Orisala, Ogun etc.
Saying that Jehovah is..... doesn't mean I am referring to the God of Christian.
Trust me, I won't lose my sleep because you insult "Yaweh" (an Hebrew name of God).

cheesy cheesy If Yaweh feels offended, he will serve you the right and appropriate punishment, now or after life.
HealthRe: Do You Have A Phobia(s)? Mention Here.. by Acidosis(m): 4:56am On May 23, 2022
poshestmina:
Wish I could,tbh sad.
Hmmn... I understand what that's like angry


Btw, Happy birthday, Mina cheesy
PoliticsRe: Blasphemy: Arrest Pastor Akintaro Joshua Ojo Now – MURIC by Acidosis(m):
Allah is an Arabic word for God. He could be referring to the god of sango, ifa, etc. using Arabic language.


Saying that "allah is utterly stup!d and senseless" doesn't mean that I am referring to the god of muslims. There are over a thousand gods, so calling anyone of the gods stupid in arabic shouldn't cause pain to anyone. People insult God all the time so no religion should dwell on that to arrest or kill anyone. Arabic is also a language, like English, Yoruba, etc.

No sensible judge would sit down to listen to this stup!d case in Southern Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Can't Get Over My Ex. Please Advice Me by Acidosis(m): 11:38pm On May 22, 2022
IamGreen1:
Not again you this man! grin grin
cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Type Of Man Do You wish for and the type you intensely dislike? by Acidosis(m): 2:19pm On May 22, 2022
Sweetplum:
grin grin grin grin grin ;Dlol. As long as my wish is his comman
Well, I like the fact that you know what you want smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Type Of Man Do You wish for and the type you intensely dislike? by Acidosis(m): 2:00pm On May 22, 2022
Sweetplum:
A man that has empathy. Before he hursts me, he puts himself in my shoes.
Like Ozor of BBN.
I WANT A SIMP!

A rich & handsome simp.

So that we can give birth to fine God fearing children.
ahahah grin grin grin

Ozor's level of simping was too extreme o. Na you go tire.
PhonesRe: FG puts New Tax On Telephone Calls to fund healthcare for less privileged by Acidosis(m): 1:48pm On May 22, 2022
The idea is to collect southern people's money and fund the health needs of aimless and purposeless kids in the north.

In essence, the educated southern guy with one or two kids will have to start funding the healthcare needs of the extremely poor guy with 34 kids in Kano or Bauchi. grin grin

Nigeria na scam!
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Important Thing To Look Out For Before Marrying Her??? by Acidosis(m): 8:44pm On May 21, 2022
Ishilove:
How na? But you do know 'beek' is a word? cheesy
I know right cheesy

Anyway, it's important raw material
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Important Thing To Look Out For Before Marrying Her??? by Acidosis(m): 8:26pm On May 21, 2022
Ishilove:
A dig beek
You're a bad girl Ishilove grin cheesy
FoodRe: The ₦2000 Plantain I Bought Around Chevron Lekki Yesterday by Acidosis(m): 7:11pm On May 21, 2022
Lhordwhite:
Well the truth of the matter is that, it's never the woman's fault to have sold the plantains like that..Location might be a cause and we don't even know how much she bought the plantains..who knows whether all she gained from just that bunch is not even up to #200

Sometimes I pity this old women
You have a good point.
EventsRe: Why I Won't Attend My Cousin Brother's Wedding Ceremony Today by Acidosis(m): 7:09pm On May 21, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
Kilode?
So 'soon' grin
EventsRe: Why I Won't Attend My Cousin Brother's Wedding Ceremony Today by Acidosis(m): 7:04pm On May 21, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
Next week things. tongue
!!!!!!! shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal: DSS Operatives Were With Deborah Samuel but were overpowered by Acidosis(m): 7:03pm On May 21, 2022
Such a stup!d talk..!
EventsRe: Why I Won't Attend My Cousin Brother's Wedding Ceremony Today by Acidosis(m): 7:01pm On May 21, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
Good riddance. Please, flush. No be say you go even give them better gifts or support financially. Entitled old cargo.
grin

How far babe? Update me..
FamilyRe: I Am Confused � by Acidosis(m):
Please take the kid to her mother or grandmother.
FamilyRe: My Wife Doesn't Apologise For Anything.. I'm Tired by Acidosis(m): 4:26am On May 21, 2022
Stop pointing out her wrong all the time. Give her the opportunity to process her mistake by herself without you pointing it out to her, when the mistake is very very obvious.

Demanding an apology without allowing her to process how or where she got it wrong may not work for someone with ego issues.

People like that are very hard to live with you just have to leave them and allow their conscience do the work.

If you guys weren't married, my BEST and ONLY advice would have been to end the relationship.
PoliticsRe: Wike Blasts Atiku, Other Aspirants For Betraying PDP by Acidosis(m): 4:59pm On May 20, 2022
Valid points everywhere

Look at it, 42 people died in train blast, up until now no concrete report. This is a country where a Minister of Transport, after people died in such accident and the next day, he went and collected form for presidency.
Only in Nigeria

“You’re a Minister of Education, schools have closed for how many months, the next thing, the minister went and collected form for presidency. I have not seen a country like this, no conscience.”
Dead conscience.
FamilyRe: As A Woman I Have Decided I'm Never Getting Married Or Having Kids by Acidosis(m): 4:34pm On May 20, 2022
Have you tried to imagine life at 50 without money, partner, or children?


I think you should rethink your plans. The type of mental health condition that will prevent you from raising a family can as well prevent you from making money or being productive at work.
FoodRe: Please See 700 Naira Fish (pic) by Acidosis(m): 4:15pm On May 20, 2022
My concern is the quality of your phone bro.
FoodRe: The ₦2000 Plantain I Bought Around Chevron Lekki Yesterday by Acidosis(m): 3:58pm On May 20, 2022
Lhordwhite:
I fully support what you did, a lot of people pay heavily for things that won't get appreciated for. But doing this for this old woman will send heaven rejoicing..If there are people like you, then we're moving towards a better Nigeria
According to biblical standards (not your sentiments), that woman may not make heaven.

Psalm 62:10 “Place no trust in extortion, or false hope in stolen goods.

Just appreciate and justify whatever you want but leave heaven out of this. Heaven will not rejoice over fraud and extortion.
FoodRe: The ₦2000 Plantain I Bought Around Chevron Lekki Yesterday by Acidosis(m): 3:55pm On May 20, 2022
Ninisun:
No, I think I'm very economical. I buy mostly foodstuffs or products. Moreover I occasionally do that (when money enter well grin)
Alright. You're doing well wink
FoodRe: The ₦2000 Plantain I Bought Around Chevron Lekki Yesterday by Acidosis(m): 2:06pm On May 20, 2022
Ninisun:
I use them later undecided, shebi na still my property?
Have you thought about buying a scrap aircraft? I think it will look good in your house. grin grin


Jokes apart sha, you have a bad spending habit o. Stop using the poor as excuse.
FoodRe: The ₦2000 Plantain I Bought Around Chevron Lekki Yesterday by Acidosis(m): 1:59pm On May 20, 2022
Ninisun:
But it hasn't made me poor undecided I am reaching out to people and that is even the name of my initiative "Reaching The Deprived Initiative grin
Buying the things you don't need hasn't made you poor?


Good initiative.
FoodRe: The ₦2000 Plantain I Bought Around Chevron Lekki Yesterday by Acidosis(m): 1:55pm On May 20, 2022
Ninisun:
I complain too but some people's case worse pass, to see food chop na wahala.
You can actually reach out to people in many ways without encouraging extortion.

If you are going to patronize "these people", just make sure you're buying an item that you need. Just don't go buying stuff you don't need o in the name of patronage. It is a disorder - "compulsive buying disorder".

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