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beylinko: I wanted commentin but on a second tot,i changed my mind.
Now i know wat "waking up on d wrong side of d bed" meant.

You really sound sleepy.
Go back to bed. You can comment tomorrow.

Jaykizz: Dats al dat'l rapture 4rm dat ya cheap stricken mouth! Smh at u...dnt u av anytin beta to say as advice?

He is the first and ONLY son of Lucifer so you shouldn't expect anything good from him.
He radiates badluck. I just pray make he no use him badluck affect Seun business.

spothot: @acidtalk inasmuch as u want people to learn form your 'stories', u must also realise that credibility matters a lot. Unfortunately, that name 'acidtalk' has already been maligned

See me see wahala oh!
Them tell you say na nairaland i.d i go use buy garri and eja shawa for market?
Do you think i give a 4ck about any soul on nairaland?
Even if my papa dey here i go yab am.
Omo give yourself brain joh or go steal one.

Na una dey take nairaland serious.

If i gave a 4ck about what anyone thinks about me, i would have never started this thread. - https://www.nairaland.com/965174/romantic-beer-parlour-anything-fit

Nosa-Henry:
If you are for real, how come you are still blogging without your laptop and still complaining of the old man who will definitely see your topic on him. No fool here please.

Commot for road before BRT knock you.
You know say you no get life assurance.

seedord247: Look at this desolated slowpoke. Your english can manure to humans. I still have eze goes to school incase u want it. product of drunk sex

*Laugh make me jump commot for Arik Air enter Danfo to go london*

Idowuogbo: U b reception drop out na! U no shame? At ur age,simple comprehension takes d whole day to compose.Oponu!

Madam, what did you intend saying?
Stop being too quick to defend him.
That Gay boy throws his face away when you are being attacked on this forum.
Others like slimyem and co have refused coming to his rescue because of his traitor traits.
Stop being used.

In today's relationships we find out that a lot of partners hardly bond deepely.
Most partners are in a relationship just to change ther status to "Engaged or Married" without deep bonding being in place.

Ladies and Gentlemen, whats the best way to bon with a partner you both didn't start off as friends before entering the relationship?

Could it be watching television together, listening to music together or shopping alot together?

This particular topic will be extremely useful for those who were match-maked and those who desperately need to settle down.

^^^
God bless you my brother.
His life is pathetic.

kitty kat: A nice romantic sms fisrt thing in d morning and last at nite.

A call during lunch hour abt how much I mean to u.

Sitting at d beach in d evening my head on ur shoulder and u telling stories(meaningful or not)

Cooking for me or with me

Cleaning d house together

Shopping together

Dancing at home to our own music

Creating ur own oriGinal special pet names for me.

I meant for a Nigeria guy not a white man

pyyxxaro: Guy go dance windeck for 3rd main bridge

If na your papa go dey drum for me no wahala

Chimezie198: bro . . . Abeg if u smoke small u give me make I smoke small too. Cold dey catch me.

Dem swear for you make you no dey spend your own money?

omalicha2: Snoring should not be included cos the person is unconscious of the act

Well some people have resorted to sleepimg in the living room because of the snoring pattern of their partner.

dayokanu: When it comes to responsibilty, Women forget about Gender equality

But when it comes to benefits they are quick to ask for equality

nice one.
you are so correct.

Idowuogbo: Ur Bom? Dat burnt looking tin? Ayama! *spits*

But you can't count how many times you stuck your tongue in there.

tadysmart: Come'o. Does it mean you posted this because you want attention,SMH,you cracked me if thats the case.

When i wasn't seeking attention they said i was. now let me show them how much i crave for the attention.
How can one need attention on a FACELESS (Anonymous) platform? isn't it silly?
But this people want to just run someone down and i am way ahead of their tricks.

dare2think: 15 yr old boy that revels on the amount of attention his threads accumulates!!!!

I repeat, you are a boy-bi.tch that craves attention!


How much has Seun given you for your 'Blockbuster' threads?

You are a pathetic teenager with no shame. After reading the responses from various people on this thread, you still show your shameless e-face.

I desist from engaging with you any further, you are too immature to be taken seriously.

I know you itching to have the last say like any immature and attention seeking child would crave . So, the floor is yours.

Tell YOUR MASTER Sexkills that the more he keeps bringing his foot soldiers forward, the more i will keep crushing you all.

Yesterday he sent Ms Pookies now you.
hope you enjoyed the 'gist" while it lasted?
Less i forget, there's another of my thread waiting for you to contribute on the Front Page.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Yeah yeah. . .

You've won gold already, why still lying?
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Its a Yes or No question.
Do you have your High School Certificate??

Come and answer this.

dare2think: Nairaland seriously needs age limitation.

Dude, the amount of people who have found out your folly is enough for you to hide your e-face in Shame.

Your posts stinks of immaturity and foolishness. You are getting aggressive because your folly and lies have been caught out.

You are a male-bi.tch that treasures attention. I hope you are happy now. You are getting all the attention.

Bloody liar!

Joker.

Can i be so silly to even think of responding to you.
The highest number of replies you have ever had on a thread of yours is 9. and out of 14 thread topics you have created your total replies gotten is less than 40.

Why wont i expect you to be so bitter with life?

see some of your threads which proved to the world how st*upid you are.

https://www.nairaland.com/837261/fuel-subsidy-removal-effect-real

https://www.nairaland.com/837108/fuel-subsidy-effect-properties

https://www.nairaland.com/691301/tribute-un-born-daughter



Then Compare it with just 10 out of the 102 threads of mine and then point which one wasn't a blockbuster?


https://www.nairaland.com/987784/a-z-entrepreneur-all-need-know
https://www.nairaland.com/965174/romantic-beer-parlour-anything-fit
https://www.nairaland.com/1005200/all-because-nairaland-he-said
https://www.nairaland.com/962680/ladies-what-items-like-always
https://www.nairaland.com/1003932/dashing-out-recharge-cards-celebrate
https://www.nairaland.com/1003181/graduates-fail-primary-school-questions
https://www.nairaland.com/1003145/minor-acts-cause-damage-marriages
https://www.nairaland.com/968512/list-fake-employment-companies-stay
https://www.nairaland.com/967818/does-sharing-financial-responsibilities-bring
https://www.nairaland.com/971886/impregnated-maid-because-banker-wife

avicky: I'm sure u meant 'right ' as against 'write' and 'freedom of speech' not 'speak'.

You are such a lucky fellow.
Send me your CV. I need to employ a receptionist as soon as possible.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Gaddamn, why are you so wicked?
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Like 190 clearly told you some days back.

Sexkillz get a high school certificate. All your mates are already graduates you are even yet to get a high school certificate.

I guess you wouldn't be this jobless if you were going to school like guys your age.

Nairaland is the only place where you find solace on earth and one day, Seun will surely kick you off from being his moderator after he discovers how you are intentionally planning to ruin his business.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Bro, why are you shooting a dead horse?
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You are just filled with so much hate and bitterness.

Before you EDITED your very first post on this section this were your exact words "Funniest thread of the year. Front page Pleeeeeease".

The thread actually got to the front page only for you to realize it was from me and then the hatred surfaced.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Bro, why are you shooting a dead horse?
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Taking you down is like inhaling oxygen to me. My only issue is you will go hiding and begging your fellow animalistic moderators to hide post.

Dude open your BAT eye and rabbit hears, I am born to rule......nairaland is a past time for me but as for you, your life depends on it.

Dead horse that puts a smile on the entire nairaland's faces? Maybe you meant to say a "flying Angel".

People like you will push someone to talk later Odunu and Rokiatu will say someone is blowing ones trumpet.

Get a life slave boy.

dare2think: Really!!!

why then did you say the below when someone initially doubted your story.




Why was your 'Joke' not in the Joke section'?

Guy you definitely need a brain transplant.

If you can't phantom a serious statement from asarcastic one is it my fault you have reasoning problems.

By the way, what the f4ck do you think I owe you or anyone any explanation whether I post I lie or not on this forum?

If you detest me, as5 pipe don't open my thread. I am here having the fun of my life and you are crying over another man's wittiness. Is your life that pathetic?

Buzz off dude, you stink.

Lordave: No be this guy come lie say im fianceè papa catch am 4 Nairaland? Anyway Happy thread day of lies. Enjoy

Don't be a foo*lish follow follow.

Go back to that same thread and read the TRUTH. Its up for everyone to judge who the real liar is.

Like i earlier said, i deal with people FILLED WITH WISDOM

Even the most idio-tic person on nairaland which is even the same sexkills knows that the thread he pointed out was just a FUN THING.

People can't you reason and see the way myself and mynd_44 derailed the thread and said the men in the village turned someone into a goat?

I am so much dissapointed with this generation of ours, where people no longer use their brains to reason rather they will follow the crowd.



THE VILLAGE GIRL STORY WAS JUST A JOKE LIKE THE "ROMANTIC BEER PARLOUR THREAD"

*Coughs and sips a glass of water*

I decided not to comment as some fellows decided to derail the thread like they derail my every single thread.
When i come to start a thread on nairaland, more than 95% of it are real life stories either it happened to me directly or someone quite close.

The aim and objective is for us to learn from the stories.
If i wanted to seek for attention or fame, i wont do it on an anonymous platform.
I try with everything in me to separate my private and real life from my personality on this forum.
But one thing is for sure, there will always be something to learn from my thread FOR THOSE WITH WISDOM.

This will be my 102 thread on this forum and i will like to say with ALL humility, that more than 80 of my threads are filled with lessons every single person can learn from only if we put aside our childish mindset on this forum.

Not everything will be thought in the family, school or work place. somethings are to be learnt by hearing other people's stories.

I wont go back to issues of yesterday but i will say one thing, SEXKILLS is an ENEMY of this forum and its members, he will spill is last blood just to see threads of those he considers as "threats" are derailed. for every single reason (if you go through every post on romance) you all will see his personal attack towards me.

I Hardly post there these days as he ends up throwing it to either dating or general sections. pleces very relevant.


My advice to you all is that see the lesson to be learnt in this my story and if you don't believe it then you have no write to insult me. Afterall freedom of speak is still included in out constitution.


Enough said

iyatrustee: my guy, na her sister goldieluks snatch my boyfriend! but she na potential snatcher too cos dat her kurukere moves dey taya me.

Who be your bobo wey you dey fear make she no snatch?

Shey no be that police officer?

kitty kat: Like u hv met her before. Excellent description of a ladies man.

pu*ssy cat can i know you?

iyatrustee: mtchew! @d poster above me.

You sabi am before abi na she you talk say snatch your boyfriend?

LYNDDY: vacancies not vancacies and acknowledged not ackwoledged.you startd ths topic,yet you'r no different 4rm those candidates dat wrote dat test.

Don't be a cracked skull.
common sense (even though you lack it) should tell you those were typo errors.
Or because i want to respond to crack heads like you i should start editing every word.

Mygoldie: no dey call am my boyfriend, i don tell you before.
you know me and him na two parallel lines. stop am.

But people dey always see you for him house. Especially during odd hours.