₦airaland Forum

sashaa: it must be boring, then. I'll pass

Borry keh?
Ibadan, otta and ijebu people find it next to the air the breath.

tomnmenace: Guy, No dey talk rubbish na! Abeg collect joor! #* give out a half smoked ciggarette*#

That same ciggarette wey you don use spit bath all the body na im you want make the poor boy smoke?

tobnical: Mr. poster, you are very wrong to call these primary school questions.

Okay sorry!
Just discovered its a cambridge question.

Sijo01: *yawns*.......its anoda day!

When did you become nairaland's co-ck? That crows to tell us its morning?

kulyie: @ acid talk Hehehehe so u mean sex hasa now become a hobby for poor people to take their mind off d misery nawa o.may God have mercy for what am about to say.anytime i pass by those face me i face u house,i look down towards d pen.i.s of d men that are there whether the thing is still working despite d fact dat hunger dey tear dia bele.i 4 one sef cant tink of sex wen am hungry,its d last tin on my mind.so dis pipu don turn sex to food or somtin wey det console.nawa o.heheh

Sex is basically a consolatory gift the poor gets for free from his wife if he even has to pay for every other thing that both of them could find pleasure in.

Or who una think say promote and advertize all these local sex stimulant drinks and drugs? Of course na them now.

domiron: Aka gum,super glue or whatever, 9ja ladies just have it in their subconscious dat men just gats to drop the bar...Wrong thinking if you ask me...If you ain't comin wit ur own bar, please remain at home and watch Nolly wood...Haba!!!!!

In as much as majority have that mentality of "the man must spend", I must confess I have met some very very wonderful ladies that will even cut your phone call when it rings only to call you back and tell you "you shouldn't always be the one calling". The first time I heard those words from a naija babe, I wiped my face and ran to the window to actually confirm I was still in Nigeria at that moment.

honeric01: LOL.. now acidtalk don mad o..haba, guy we still need you in the business section, this section is owned by kids from the top to the bottom.

Only come here when you want to play with kids.

Brother, they warned me about the section but I didn't listen oh! But now I know better.

I am always available for una for business section. Once I see any question, will be willing to help out in the shortest time.

Thanks for stopping by. 1 love

Josydaky: 4 girl were arguing, 3 of them insist that lagos and other state girls date married men, the other girl insist that it is scares in lagos but rampant in other state. I could not stop wondering at the arguement.

Madam, hmmmm!!! Okay let me just contribute make e no be say we dey fill too big to respond to your thread.

First and foremost is it the debate of which cities ladies date married men you want us to discuss or it is for us to go for or against the topic?

There is no data to specifically claim which cities have the highest number of married men having extra marital affairs but I am sure you know every good or bad activities (especially the bad) will always be centered in Densely populated cities I.e, Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcout and Kano. This is so because that is where a high volume of people are resident.

To answer if it is good or bad, It is so damn GOOD to date another woman's husband afterall that will make avenue to also share yours with some other single lady.

Bawss1: I have seen squatting couples and I must say it is a situation I pray never to find myself in.

Also seen some and I know how bad it could be.

The only one I know who is enjoying his is a friend's elder brother who still feels cool staying in his father's BQ (a duplex) in Park view ikoyi.
His reasons being afterall all his other siblings are abroad and he doesn't want to leave the mansion because his parents will be bored ( in my mind I am always like "boring indeed or just being stingy).

This is a man that works with MTN and gets paid heavy.

You are so funny.
But do you know it is ONLY that sex that makes this people happy?

* No fodd in store or fridge
* PHCN has disconnected their life
* Only 3 sarchet of water left for 10 people
* no fuel to power gen (if any)
* Children can't go to school 'cus they have paid their school fees.
* Woman is complaining of rain beating her 'cus she has no shade to sell.
* husband complains of Micreants, lastma and police harassing him while on duty.

What else do you thing can make them happy and hope for a better tomorrow if not sex?

@Chukz, thanks for sharing.
Will look into you request and certainly do something about it.

ezstino: this is like a revelation to me. just within one month, my colleague in d office got a transfer to another region and 50% slash from her salary for flimsy reasons. let me go and warm her immediately before it gets too late.

Tell her 'acidtalk' said the earlier she starts networking to get a better job, the better for her.

A transfer is bad enough not to now compound it with a 50% deduction in her salary. The certainly what to frustrate her before giving her the white envelope.

In as much as the above story sounds really touching, i cantell you the woman sees nothing wrong in giving birth to as many children as her womb can take.

This very same set of people will still open their eye and give their daughters to men who were worse than their husbands.

Poverty is a thing of the mindset really.
People are only as rich or poor as much as they know.
or why do you think the poor men breed the highest number of children.

^^^
Don't go too far.
When i went to nairobi last and stayed 2 months i met a lady.
Very pretty and well endowed, well we got very close and do you know each time she requested we go out, she pays the entire bills.


The day i requested that i went to get a hair cut and she should [b]flash [/b]me when she gets to my block.
She screamed 'No that's very ill mannered" why can';t anyone afford to spend a few seconds instead of beeping.

Jokingly this lady was like, " i know Nigerian ladies are too sophisticated to flash so don't try and insult me".
I almost choked in my own saliva. in my mind i was like Flashing was actually invented for Nigerian ladies.

You are so correct on the poverty being a choice thing.

Believe it or not...The rich will keep getting richer will the poor will keep getting poorer.
The difference being their different level of exposure.
If you go to some outskirt areas in Lagos and some other states, you will be so amazed at the number of teenage parents.
When the boy is barely 20 and the mother as young as 16. It sounds ridiculous but it happens everyday and everywhere in Africa (Nigeria).

Since you want a matured advise, i will give one.
First PLEASE change that your thread topic because it doesn't sound English.
Something like 'Could this be possible?" will be more appropriate.

Since you claim she is 23 then i want to assume you are older than her.
At this age my friend you should be able to differentiate between a call girl and a decent one.
Barely 4 hours and she was talking of giving you head? I reserve my comment.

I am not in any position to tell you to face your studies or any sort.
But i will Maturely ADVICE you to get your priorities right.

Absolutely NO!
CHEATING IS ALLOWED
it's a normal thing in the world we live in today.
Everyone cheats.
Husbands cheat on their wives and wives on their husbands.
Students cheat during school exams and test.
Employees cheat their bosses and other way around.
Maids and domestic staff cheat on their madams.
The government cheats its citizen and the citizens as well on the government by not paying tax.
You are human and as such it so normal.

The good news is Whatever A Man Sows He Shall Surely Reap.

Sharing the signs you noted before you got lay offed from your previous job will certainly help a whole deal.

ifyalways: I need my privacy, kpekusing noise and all. I'll rather be in our own face-me-I-face-you than squat with anyone,relatives inclusive. Every intending couple should have a solid plan and back up for accomodation.

Like earlier stated in the original post, Some people will rather leave their 3 bedroom apartment in a place like badagry or sango otta and be squatters in a BQ in lekki or Ikoyi.

Giving reasons such as nearness to their office, better security, less traffic and the rest.

kingoflag: Meanwhile your President is in jamaica having fun, smoking it up and drinking rum Bombaclat styleee......

*Laaugh make me wan go control traffic for Atlantic Ocean*

Dude you are part of the reason why the presidency and senate president want to put restrictions on social mediums.

This is a damn big blow below Jonathan's belt. The guy will be having severe stomach ache by now because of this.

This is what you call PERFORMER BY BIRTH.

Wake him from his sleep, keep him a public address system or force him to use his mouth as drum, he will still deliver.
Unlike the kindergarten self acclaimed "entertainers" we have today that can only succeed when they mine on their on CD playing over the Dj's turn table.
Even oyinbo rock the music pass our naija peeps.
Trust Nigerians ad always wanting to form aje butter, leaving foreigners to appreciate what they consider as "razz".

Am i surprised?
The answer is NO!
Not after people are currently visiting therapist due to swollen thumbs and aching fingers caused by the endless pinging thing.
For someone to imagine i keep paying BIS subscription for two BB phones and don't make use of it more than 5mins on each phone a whole is quite silly on my part too.

Apple RULES anyday anytime only that typing on touch screen is always an issue for me.

I see the market crashing further.
Even Kenya and Ghana that caught the BB craze long after we did are already seriously doing away with that device.

Nigerian market will keep them afloat in the African market because we consider anything and everything a status symbol.

manmustwac: @acidtalk
Nice topic. You will never see any religous leader here in the mould of America's Doctor Martin Luther King who was at the forefront of demonstrations in Alabama fighting for the rights of the blacks & other minorities in the 1950s & 1960s & paid he won eventually but paid with his life for his success

So on point

Undabridge: Hello,I have sent d mail and it's from Lanrewaju.jones@gmail.com.Pls kindly check it and resend it back to me.

I woukd and respond to it as soon as i can.
Sorry for the late response.

More signs

* He Tell only you to come to the office on weekends and public holidays to complete a work uncompleted.
* You are made to work over time when others have gone home and yet don't get paid.

You are correct but there are some circumstances in which maybe the ladie mistakenly got pregnant and marriage is the only way out and this is a man who is yet to even feed himself well.

In that situation both the young man and the pregnant wife are left with no other option than to keep living with his parents pending when they can get enough money to rent an apartment.

With the very high cost of house rent now across the globe, newly wedded couple always have renting of an apartment as well as furnishing it as the biggest challenge they will face as couples.

While some ladies are ready to manage with their to-be husbands on any house type he can afford, other will clearly insist on nothing less than a 2 bedroom apartment. They will ask the man to have a foresight on when they start having children, when friends and relatives come visiting as well as enough space to occupy their "newly bridal gifts".

Location is another thing so many ladies are concerned about, they want to stay in locations easily accessible to the market, bus-stop and in general within town.

Nairalanders what is your take on couples squatting with their parents either because they can't afford rent a newly weds or because they got ejected from their house for lack of payment of rent.

Your genuine experiences will be appreciated.

Every man's greatest fear is the day he wakes up, gets prepared for work only to get to his office and realize he has no more job. Reason being his boss just FIRED him.

While employment comes with a process, Dismissal, Sack or Retrenchment also comes with its own process.

Every Employee gets a sign of him going to lose his job but the problem is most people tend to ignore those signs.

Below are some of the signs EVERY employee should take note and start preparing for another job before he is given a sack letter.

* Transfer - More often than not, most transfers made to other Department, Locations, or Regions are always not in the best interest of the employee.

While some transfers are made to carry out financial and management investigation of your present portfolio, others are done to make room for someone considered to be more professional and efficient than you to take over your present seat.


* Shift Of Duties - If without no genuine reason(s) your current duties are being withdrawn from you then I believe it is high time to watch out for the red flag as all doesn't seem to be okay.

* Seclusion - whenever your boss or colleague start secluding from important office discussions and decision making, there's is no other major sign you need to know that there is danger right ahead.

A situation where you no longer get office mail alerts of meetings, Conference, Trainings and Bonuses, there is something wary ahead.

* Withdrawal - While seclusion might down like withdrawal, it is always good to note that friends (colleagues) might come and give you feedback on the decisions made in those enclosed meetings, withdrawal on the other hand points to the fact that your ones nice boss is now easily irritated at you actions in the office and fellow colleagues who where once your very goon friends have all abandoned you as they are scared to lose the Bosses favour.

* Accumulated workload - when your Boss that's dumping pile upon pile of office work on your table and gives you impossible deadline to complete it, then you know your days in that office is numbered.

* Blaming you for other people's flaws - oh no! Don't think there's a miracle that will make your colleagues start accepting responsibility for their crims and flaws once the Boss put the blame on you.

* Long Over Due For Promotion - when you are left on one level over again and your former subordinates and colleagues all keep getting promoted, the sins are obvious.

* Compulsory Leave - Not everyone who is placed on a compulsory leave ends up having their portfolio back. Inshort most people end up never returning.

* Slash in Salary and Allowances - If for no specific reasons your salary and allowances are being slashed while your fellow colleagues weren't affected, you have a whole lot to be scared about.

Feel Free To Drop Your Own Signs To Look Out For To Know You Are About To Be Fired.

floran-bee:
@Acidtalk,what do you av to say cos pple dnt believe ur story n i for one find it hard to believe:>

A Successful person is one who low life bit*ches and nig*gars will always want to pull down.
Its obvious who the successful one here is, in the real sense of it, None of them and I mean NONE can stand me both of the forum and in real life.

Look at the profiles of those spilling crap, filled with dropouts (their master), jobless folks, Undergradutes and perpetual nairaland har*rlots who have hooped from one bed to another of not less than 15 guys on this forum.

Are those the kind of people I should care about?

Hell no girl. My class is too sophisticated.

floran-bee:
@Acidtalk,what do you av to say cos pple dnt believe ur story n i for one find it hard to believe:>

A Successful person is one who low life bit*ches and nig*gars will always want to pull down.
Its obvious who the successful one here is, in the real sense of it, None of them and I mean NONE can stand me both of the forum and in real life.

Look at the profiles of those spilling crap, filled with dropouts (their master), jobless folks, Undergradutes and perpetual nairaland har*rlots who have hooped from one bed to another of not less than 15 guys on this forum.

Are those they kind of people I should care about?

Hell no girl. My class is too suphisticated.

^^
So you bi*tches are now talking of growing up right?
When I was acting matured you all took the baby line,

Now let's derail the threads in whatever form, seems while some of us were in our offices, some of you resumed here and started scrolling through.

If you wanna act matured I am way ahead and you will meet me there, if you want to be silly, I could show you the definition.


See them, Sexkills in 10,000 different usernames.