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I wouldn't want to call you names at this point but one simple question; WHY ARE YOU SNAPPING THE INTERIOR FROM OUTSIDE THE WINDOW LIKE A PETTY THEIF?

IF YOU HAD DIRECT ACCESS, OPEN THE DOORS AND SNAP RIGHT AND ALSO SNAP THE ENGINE AND ALSO INCLUDE THE PRICE HERE. Anything aside the above I will assume you are here only to play a fast one on gullible people.

FO0L!!!

Na your papa turn to Don Jazzy shey?


Later you bloody Hypocrites will keep cry how our politicians lie and are not straightforward.
Bloggers and desperate online church rats are now so irritating.


GET A LIFE DUDE!!!

BARAWO!
OYIANRA!!
OLE!!!
ARMED ROBBER!!!!
THIEF!!!!!
419!!!!!

-Mr Cork-:
.....LIGHT SKIN FEMALES ALL THE WAAY!!!

Coming from you I am not surprised.

raheemat21: I have had series of heartbreaks which left me so heartbroken dat I promised not to date any guy again.not long I met abdul he added me on bbm nd we started chatting.he's from edo state nd he's also a muslim.He convinced me that he's different and will never break my heart,he begged me a lot till I agree to date him.I'm in 300l while he's in his final year in skul.true to his words he was loving and caring and evryday I was convinced dat he was the right guy for me until yesternight he said he can no longer continue dating me because he's in another relationship.I was shocked and I couldn't sleep.please how do I forget this guy that broke my heart.no insult pls.

Didn't I warn you not to bring our private life into the limelight. Most especially this forum.

You just drove me away finally.

They don't know the danger they are getting into.

I just learnt that Lagos girls no longer bleach. They now prefer to turn white.
Heard a lady brought in "whitening cream and drugs and in less than a week she has ran out of stock.

Guys how will you react seeing your girlfriend brenda a week earlier all chocolate looking and in no time a 'white' lady knocks on your door and it is the same brenda?

uj_sizzle: Nothing wrong with toning

As for bleaching, everyone should be allowed to do whatever makes them feel beautiful.

Even when the "bleaching" ends up making some of them look like spoilt froozen chicken that has gone green? Let tell these people the truth. Bleaching has whole lot of side effects in the later days.

Zeebah23: There are still dark-skinned ladies in Nigeria but i must admit the rate at which ladies bleach their skin these days is alarming. I met some secondary school friends of mine and i couidn't believe my eyes-they were brighter than their future.

Anyway, I am dark and I love it.

And some people are saying I am exagerating.
It is really scary at the way girls turn from black to very fairr within weeks.

A$AP Jregz:
Ha-ha ha-ha
because the feet's looking strong and rough abi?

Rougher than Lagos Ibadan Expressway

^^^

Is this for real?
Damn!!! Na inside canal kick her enter once I notice her feet.

I will be honest to give you my sincere advice has a brother, uncle, friend and well wisher.

First and Foremost, please go back and edit your entire write up if you need sincere and matured response. Typing in such matter makes you look very unserious and childish. I struggled to understand what you are saying.

Now to your story, I would have said you should solely concentrate on your studies but at 22 and in year 3, I don't think you are doing bad. Some of our fathers got married to our mothers at this your age.

It is very normal to have girls who would turn down your proposal. From what I understand, it seems you act too desperate to these ladies that's why they keep turning you down. Never appear like a stalker to any lady$

If you ask a lady out give her some days or weeks before throwing thting question at her again. By the way once a girl agrees to visit you, its a sigb she has a level and likeness for her but by the time you start acting timid and inferior she gets pissed and vows never to return.

Even though we can't say its all of them but at least we know most girls now want a guy who makes attempt to romance and probably make love to them when they come visiting. So your telling them you aren't after sex only irritates them as that's probably the major reason why they came visiting.

As for the girl who only calls you when she needs you to buy her something, my guy stop being someone's maga. It is obvious she doesn't like you so why want to use material things to wwin her over?

Vessi: Because your president bleaches.

Damn!!! This was a below the belt hard knock.
So you dey try say the man dey take after Alao Akala?

^^^
Clap for yourself.
But read through again. This time with a binoculars and point to where it was stated that "all Nigerian ladies are bleaching".
The question is, are dark skin ladies going extinct in Nigeria.
Don't forget we aren't talking of those who are natural fair skin but rather those who overnight turn to Mexican.

Don't just follow, but rather share your memory moments.

shizzle11: only a stewpid girl suffering from low self esteem will go bleaching go enhance her attractiveness... it is a wholesome turn off for me.

There is this people from a certain part of the country that are very notorious for that

Please can we try to stay on point and not tribalize this discussion. That is what I detest most so please stay on topic.

We can and will surely have a united Nigeria if we keep such shallow mentality away from our thoughts.

dejibimbo: lady bleaching because of men....*smh* what kind of mentality is dat, animals?....what happened to self esteem sef? Tho I've seen some show of low self esteem, but this too....dats far fetched.
Don't dey even think of years from now, would they be able to maintain a bleached body? And if they are not? Won't their said man who married "an oyinbo" hate them? They should try and think ahead now....
They should remember the days their forehead will start turning dark, and the face as a whole will be a disaster, they should remember, when the feet riots with the body to go back to their original colour, when the knee contrasts the other part of the body, the elbow becomes sore to the eye, the knuckles then sets in..... I shake my head in pity....#myFirstPostIn2014 acidtalk you are honoured

I feel hnoured (at your last line).

But seriously these ladies who bleach away their future and don't think of the side effect it has tomorrow are just like those men who blow away their earnings to live a fake life forgetting they need to save real hard for the raining days.

^^^
Are you married? If not? I fit propose?

Don't worry we won't come back and share the above kind of storiea.

^^^
Imagine trvaeling out of town for only 3 months only to come back to see that dark girl you have been toasting and admiring turn to an ethiopian. She recognizes you but you no sabi am again.

Imagine one lady turning to mexican overnight amogst 12 black 'ghanian' children. When her her father dies, he will his property to his eleven under children except the mexican with a note stating "wherever you have hidden my daughter bring her out. If you think you can impersonate her because of my properties then you are wrong because my daughter is black and you are Not!"

While the others are buying cars of N15m and posting Rolex wrist watches, Tuface is putting million in the Stock Market.

5years down the line






They begin to develop terminal diseases and need funds while Tuface will be retiring happily with his baby mamas and battalion children because he was wise to give them a secured life.

Circle-Of-Wilis:
bleaching cream cheap nw!

Cheap and DANGEROUS.

davida222: @ op
99% Of Nigerian Girls In 21st
Century Suffer From Low Self-
Esteem.
https://www.nairaland.com/1575318/99-nigerian-girls-21st-century

I so much believe that's the number one problem. Number two might being following fashion trend not thinking of the side effect in the nearest future.

Drniyi4u: w't'f! darker than night

You no believe?
Make her send her picture? But you go still need touchlight or florescent to mange see traces of her face.

Slasha!:
Seriously, It's everwhere. But,guy you can exaggerate o

Lol!
Author must chop now. Make hunger no kill am.

Popowaa: Why do Nigerians assume that all Ghanaians are "black"

I visit Accra a whole lot. Believe me, more than 65% of Ghanians are very dark skinned, especially their men.

Let's share our experiences with ladies who became 'oyinbo' over night even when they were initially darker than Koffi and Nene (Ghanians).

Have you taken note of recent that there are far more fair ladies in Lagos than the normale chocolate and dark skin coloured ladies we have always known.

I came across a secondary school mate of mine at the mall earlier today, this lady was darker than 'Night' way back then. Even under the shining sun all you could see then was her eyes and teeth. Whenever we needed to snap a group picture in school, we hired a 'Flood Light' just for her sake because Camera Flash wasn't just good enough. Now seeing this girl today she was fairer than Jennifer Lopez. I was almost thinking she was Mexican or Carreabian if not because she introduced herself.

On and on the story goes. My question is why are these ladies abandoning their God given beautiful skin and craving to have something different.

I hope these people know Toning and bleaching cream are the number one cause of sking cancer.

I don't have any issue with a lady bleaching but my concern is this same lady start turning green and having spots on the cheeks as kneck as time goes by and totally lose their beauty entirely.

^^^

Where's that chick now?

Share your experience.

Okay! Yes I agree this holiday wasn't as funfilled as I expected for two reasons, I had to change my plans to go spend the holiday out of the country for some very obvious reasons (WORKLOAD!!! Really annoying). The second one being that every and I mean every single close friends of mine (single and married) as well as immediate family member all traveled out ( the one wey go Ghana go, the one wey go burkina faso go, the one wey go Dubai go, Uk sef receive visitors, most annoying is even one came to jubilate to me that them don disvi*rgin him passport by giving him Yemen visa. Can you just imagine?) And here I am seating behind the office table even on a new year's eve.

With the boredom of this holiday, it was extremely surprising finding myself once again in nairaland? Doing what sef? Creating threads and commenting in one or two threads as well.

Mairaland! Nairaland!! Hmmm Nairaland!!!

Flashing back at the Good and Funny as well as the annoying and frustrating years on nairaland. I will like to talk categorically about the ROMANCE section.

I am not Good at all at remembering monikers. Because as soon as I logout from the forum I totally forget everything about it.

But there's just one couple I can never ever forget and that is 190 (yes! The idi*otic 190) and one really cute LASU girl Omolola (or so). That girl was so damn in love with 190. She didn't know he was a jack as*s. I so wonder where that girl is now. I sure know she is hiding behind a different moniker.

Also I can remember Onila.. The vir*gin marry Onila whose father's wealth is times 10 the entire Nigerian National treasury. Though I proposed to her in one of my threads, I no know if she finally gree.

Also there was this lady I wan toast then....hmmm!!! Okay goldieluks. I no know ehere she dey now.


Let's share our memories on nairaland romance section.

critique101: My advice to celebrities. Invest your money. Don't do follow follow. Cos that money may not last forever

That's if they will ever take to advice. They want people to keep hailinh them. The same people that will ignore them when they are no longer famous.

complete1: So because D'banj went tru u he shud b tied to u,nonsense!if he didnt donate fine!life goes on,not to go on air to strt talkin bullshit.if u were not spending like a fool bk den wen d money was pouring in u wudn't ave turned into a begger!

You are the same set of people to mock them and call them poor if they don't buy Range Rover Sport and lease a duplex in Lekki for 5-10years (where they come out and claim the house belongs to them).

You these same people insult them if they don't go to the club buying drink of N150,000 per bottle or if the don't fly private jet from Victoria Island to Ikoyi.

You see I am extremely close to more than 1/4 of these celebrities (past and present) their lives is not as perfect and happy as you all are made to believe. The only thing that keeps these people going is the fake hype they keep getting from the media and bloggers. These people are just as unhappy or even more miserable than you are.


Secrets About Nigerian Celebrities You Do Not Know

https://www.nairaland.com/1104385/secrets-nigerian-celebrities-dont-know



If you read the above thread you will understand a whole lot of things you do not know about these so called celebrities. You are probably happier than they are. Most of those flashy cars and houses are on lease and not actually in their name.