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lonelydora: True talk..

Spread the gospel

THAT ONE NA SCHOOL?

School wey na highest bidder they get higher grade.
Abi no be the same school wey Davido no attend class for one second wey dem give am certificate.

Oluwole even better pass all these dignified secondary school 9private university). For Oluwole you go even show face before dem carry "pali" give person, all these private schools fit even give certificate to dead man if him family fit pay the money into the school account.



On a serious note, 99% of these private schools can't compete accademically and intellectually with most Federal and State universities in Nigeria. Forget say we get devilish politicians who intentionally want to strangle the public education in order to enrich themselves and their associates who own private schools, most of these universities owned by heratless pastors and devilish politicians are nothing but DAY CARE CENTERS FOR ADULTS.

berem: acidtalk, so this your moniker still dey? longest time sha. how are you?

So wa pa? How family and business?

Sirniyeh: ACIdTALK longest time. This time you sound very thrilling with this your boko bomb. Very mind boggling, didactic and inspiring. All are exactly they way you imagine it.

1. Most Niralanders are babies
2. Most plan for wedding and not marriage
3. Most people expect overnight miracle at the expense of their inbuilt potential

90% of Nigeria youths now occupy their thoughts with intimate escapades, 4% with illegal means of earning a living, 2% in gambling, 3% in umimaginery miraculous way of getting rich thinking prayer alone without work will ever happen, ONLY 1% of the Nigerian youth is Sane.

Its so damn painful

kibo: Reverse Psychology.. It might not work...

I don't expect it to. But that's the UTMOST truth.

ifex370: catarrh dey worry me oo

See a Native doctor. Your problem is spiritual.

salaksmana: Lol. I find it difficult to operate a touch screen device too. I'll copy & edit for my easy reading.

I have managed to do something at least to show I am an illeterate willing to learn.

salaksmana: Nice post, but can you please number & organize them. Thanks.

Brief life history of mine: I am a bloody illiterate who is using "agidi" to operate this touch screen device.

10 THINGS THAT SOUND TOO CRAZY TO BE TRUE.


1) There are more Babies on Nairaland than Adults. Ratio of 9:1

2) 99% of people who run their mouth in the Politics Section of Nairaland are bloody cowards in reality who will run under their beds on hearing the sound of a fire cracker but instead come hear and spew fire and brimestone on a faceless forum.

3) Nigeria's unemployment statistics is. NOT caused by the government but rather by lazy Nigeria youths who are only concerned about the pay without wanting to add an iota of value to their employer or company.

4) 90% of Nigeria youths now occupy their thoughts with intimate escapades, 4% with illegal means of earning a living, 2% in gambling, 3% in umimaginery miraculous way of getting rich thinking prayer alone without work will ever happen, ONLY 1% of the Nigerian youth is Sane.

5) Both PDP, APC, LP, APGA, and All Political parties in Nigeria are one and the same filled with callous, pot bellied and old politicians who are just into politics for the sole purpose of enriching themselves and only remember the Nigeria populace few days to election by giving them few cups of rice and becoming humble overnight.


6) Jonathan, Tinubu, Ameachi, Obasanjo, Buhari, Kalu, Tambuwa, Bode George, Anenih, Rocha's, and every living past and present politicians are best of friends. They only pretend to be enemies on the covers of newspaper and social media when in real fact they all wine and dine in the wee hours of the night and laugh and the ignorance of the Nigerian populace while sharing the oil blocs and National treasury amongst themselves.

7) Nigeria Education system in no distant time be worse than that of Guinea, Niger, Mali and Bokina Fasu. as our children now know more than 1,000 indecency website by heart than they know the capitals of the 36 states of Nigeria or even the National pledge.

8 ) Nigeria has a massive gold mine where even an illiterate can exploit and make it big if ONLY our youths can drop their mobile phones for a day and make use of their God given brains.

9) People now marry for the short term without putting the long term in focus. Nigeria in no distant time will rank 1st on the table of countries with the most divorce rates. Most actually plan for months towards the wedding day without planning for the marriage itself.


10) The ONLY solution to a ONE NIGERIA is to drop all Ethnic and Religious hatred amongst ourselves and face our REALenemies who are the politicians who are milking us dry and internationally brewing enmity amongst us.

10 THINGS THAT SOUND TOO CRAZY TO BE TRUE.


There are more Babies on Nairaland than Adults. Ratio of 9:1

99% of people who run their mouth in the Politics Section of Nairaland are bloody cowards in reality who will run under their beds on hearing the sound of a fire cracker but instead come hear and spew fire and brimestone on a faceless forum.

Nigeria's unemployment statistics is. NOT caused by the government but rather by lazy Nigeria youths who are only concerned about the pay without wanting to add an iota of value to their employer or company.

90% of Nigeria youths now occupy their thoughts with sexual escapades, 4% with illegal means of earning a living, 2% in gambling, 3% in umimaginery miraculous way of getting reach thinking prayer alone without work will ever happen, ONLY 1% of the Nigerian youth is Sane.

Bode Both PDP, APC, LP, APGA, and All Political parties in Nigeria are one and the same filled with callous, pot bellied and old politicians who are just into politics for the sole purpose of enriching themselves and only remember the Nigeria populace few days to election by giving them few cups of rice and becoming humble overnight.


Jonathan, Tinubu, Ameachi, Obasanjo, Buhari, Kalu, Tambuwa, Bode George, Anenih, Rocha's, and every living past and present politicians are best of friends. They only pretend to be enemies on the covers of newspaper and social media when in real fact they all wine and dine in the wee hours of the night and laugh and the ignorance of the Nigerian populace while sharing the oil blocs and National treasury amongst themselves.

Nigeria Education system in no distant time be worse than that of Guinea, Niger, Mali and Bokina Fasu. as our children now know more than 1,000 indecency website by heart than they know the capitals of the 36 states of Nigeria or even the National pledge.

Nigeria has a massive gold mine where even an illiterate can exploit and make it big if ONLY our youths can drop their mobile phones for a day and make use of their God given brains.

People now marry for the short term without putting the long term in focus. Nigeria in no distant time will rank 1st on the table of countries with the most divorce rates. Most actually plan for months towards the wedding day without planning for the marriage itself.


Seun and his Mods had a meeting and vowed never to allow any of my topics to make front page again.

Suarezpatrick: goat

VAMPIRE!!!

Your moniker says exactly what your EVIL spirit body is about.

danvault: You simply don't have good manners, now keep walking.

Pardon me, after all you said it up there that I am an infant.

Okay! Now apologize and I will edit everything.

Screwing your future employer

IntrovertOlu: Thank God for guys like you, my post will stay at the top for a while.

SURE I KNOW THAT TOO and you know what?


EVERY SINGLE SOUL WHO OPENS THIS THREAD WILL SEE THAT YOU ARE A LOW LIFE WHO IS OLD AND IRRESPONSIBLE BUT ONLY SEARCHING FOR INNOCENT RICH LADIES TO STEAL FROM TO BETTER YOUR MISERABLE LIFE. NOW TELL ME HOW DOES THAT FEEL FOOOL?

Do you know you can be jobless for life spending your entire day on whatsapp?

Do you know while you are chatting your life away on whatsapp hundreds of your mate are out there hustling to better their lives.

FUUCCKING GOLD MOTHERFUUCKING DIGGER

davide470: Hmmm..
•Are you trying to demean 9 years of experience because they really don't sell that in the market!

•It is totally unethical and against any corporate belief for you to pay an OND more than a B.Sc, no matter the outcome of the interview because once the latter finds out (he will), it leads to dead morale.

DOUBLE CRAP!!!

Who told you the 4 walls of school translates to a well deserved and responsible employee?

That's the sick mentality our unemployed and employed graduates in this country have today thinking their certificate automatically translates to getting food pay even if it takes the employer going to a loan from the bank to pay an undeserved salary.


70% OF NIGERIAN GRADUATES ARE UNEMPLOYABLE.

danvault: Wow! You sound like an adult in an infant's skin. This same jacob & co goes for 25k @ leventis, I guess they also got theirs @ 5k. Mr. Importer I'll be glad to buy at least 20pcs of these watches from you if you'll please sell @ least 8k each.

IS SOMEONE SOUNDING HURT?


I am sorry sir I can't help you here. I don't do immitation. I AM ORIGINAL and ONLY buy original items.

You are just as guity as the pirates on the sea, alaba, and abs boys.

CHINKO WATCH!!!

JAKARA MARKET!!!

WATCH WEY BOYS FOR JANKARA AND MANDELAS DEY SELL FOR N5,000.

Will rather enter a Swatch shop and buy an original for N28,000.

donigspain: @jdilight
You're yet to answer onegig. He asked you to state how much you pay your computer operators. He earlier pointed out his wealth of experience spanning nine years. Since you constantly turn down other applicants for not having the required skill why not state your payment package and who knows he might be ready and willing to work.

CRAP!!!

Why should he state what he is willing to pay? 9years experience DOESN'T translate to 9years of being a graphic artist, team player, or a good employee.

Salary are always determined after interview, test, and other considerations. While I pay some graduates (B.Sc) N40,000 I pay some OND and school cert leavers N52,000 doing the same job because of their job ethics.

Bigcake: Tell that to the NFF who always prefer a foreign white abi na pink skinned dude to manage or damage our national teams.

From Dangote, Otefola, Adenuga, Otudeko, Jimoh Ibrahim all entrust their businesses in the hands of expatriates because in their own words "The expatriates are more trustworthy, hardworking, and competent that the black man"

A black man prefers a foreigner to be his boss instead of a fellow black man.

MisterLongman: You must be sarcastic....... Going through the politics section of this forum is enough proof of the points he stated...... Blacks hating on each other because of ethnic differences, they call it tribalism but if a white man is involved they start screaming racism as if there's any difference between the two....... Just like Tuface said in his song " MAN IS SO UNKIND TO MANKIND"

Africans are the BIGGEST RACIST on Earth. You see an Ibo man imbibe the hatred of Yorubas into the heart and mind of his 2years old child. That child grows to detest every other tribe (even his fellow ibo who is not from his state/village). See the way an Ibo detest a fellow obo in the name if "Osu". Same hatred amongst the Hausas, Yorubas, Ibibios, Efiks, Fulanis and the entire black race.

ggrin: There's sense in nonsense

Unfortunately, the Asian guy made 101% sense.

Afam4eva: I saw this interview somewhere and was gonna post it but i forgot. The Asian guy made some very valid points. Our biggest problem in Africa and in Nigeria especially is the lack of love among ourselves. It's our selfishness that's our greatest undoing.

Adam, those are not "some" valid points. Those are 100% CORRECT VALID points.

Black man is the biggest enemy of the fellow man man.

Africa keep going backwards while the other continents are forging ahead.

Asian Interviewer: "Can you address their concerns Mr.Chang?"

MR. CHANG: "The concerns of Black people? Yes I can. The fact is, that we all live under a system of White Supremacy. We Asian people look back at our long history of conflict with the European. We observe their strategies and develop our own, in response and in kind. There is no need for loud mass movements on our part, because we intend to overtake them in time, through action and personal sacrifice".

Asian INTERVIEWER: "And the Black man?"

MR. CHANG: "He does not count into our situation. He is simply here. We do not hate the Black man. We just love the Asian man most. Real love--not cliche. We want to see Asian man happy, so we employ him. We eat together. We spend time with each other. We want his kids to be educated, so we invest in our own schools that offer our children the technical abilities to change the world's power structure in our favor. We want to see the Asian man safe, so we purchase and organize our own communities. We want him to remain Asian, so we reduce the outside influence of others ideologies and cultures. While he fought to sniff behind the White man, the Black man has had the opportunity and every right in the world to do the same, but he chooses to indict people like me for not hiring him over my own brothers. For me to do this would be foolish and that would not be Asian love. In contrast, the Black man will fight for the right to be up under everyone else other than other Black people who he should feel the most love for. If our indifference to their situation make us racist, then what would you call the Black man's indifference to his own situation?"

Separation based on religious and ethnic sentiments could be a torture for life to both parties.

^^^Normal Nigerian Mentality.
When he trains them and still goes ahead to pay the required salary then who is at a loss? Bearing in mind that they will leave immediately they assume to have gotten the skill and will be offered a better pay elsewhere.

I keep saying it, Nigeria has Abundant of jobs but it's a country filled with LAZY INDIVIDUALS.

You will see a jobless man for over a decade still selecting job saying "I can't take a marketing job, its too stressful". Yet he feels no shame begging money from friends and relatives every passing week.


FAILED GENERATION.

@Op, was thinking of this same issue over the weekend after having this same topic with the guys (age between 30-38years). Was scared of starting up this topic so that the nairaland babies won't bombard it and derail the topic.

The most irritating is ladies giving out their number knowing well they will never pick up the guy's call or intentionally cutting it within 1minute and refuse to pick up afterwards.

I believe those with thing nasty attitude are the ones who think they are still young and attractive as so suitors will still keep coming.

The ladies who are in their late 20s and mid 30s will dare not attempt such silly "forming".


That's why dating older ladies is advisable in some instances.

mz mariah: Romantic bear parlour? OK na, I dey come.

Carry peppersoup come.

Even though they used my name to perpetuate such evil on a gorgeous looking lady, I am not a bad person.

My beer parlor wey Don enter 86 pages na Im Una do reverse like this? Hacker e no good oh!