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Thanks!
If not because the Night school is FREE, I would have gone with my revolver to demand for a refund of my money.

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free2ryhme: you no get work

You wey get abeg come employ me.
your life is so pathetic you had to quote the whole writeup to tell me I don't have a job yet you can't paste any vacancy for me to apply.

charlsecy4: Change is correct, not balance!

My English teacher at the Adult Night School told me just last week that change is wrong. I

Efemena_xy: ^^ And how many of those things you listed, are you guilty of?

I think the loud banters with friends on the Hotel hallway. But I have seriously started walking on it after one of my friends almost got arrested in Cyprus some months back.

Bunch of FO*OLS.
Instead of them to learn from the story how to be more security conscious they have tribalized the whole nonsense.

No wonder while every other nation(even Somalia and Sudan) are moving forward, This God forsaken country keeps going 10years behind time.

And this moroo*ns are the so called 'leaders' of tomorrow yet see their ignorant comments on serious issues.

Meaning?

rotman91: let him find out first the reason why she has decided to keep a distance from him her points may be genuine anyway we're not all d same

Celiabcy

femzy: Our people are just frustrated waiting from a saviour to be sent from above.

the earlier we realize our destiny is in our hands the better for us in this country.

i believe you cant just depict a Nigerian by mere looking at them.

bennyraz: you this morafvckin idiota Sanusi is obviously Anti-people/masses.. Do you know what he's trying to do by coining 50naira note? Obviously you don't know the implications. I repeat, sanusi wants to bokoharam Nigerians and that i will fight against even if GEJ is too blind to see. Ok

Oh! Please shut up you silly son of a reatard.

Of course open your bat eyes and read my thread and post and see if I am supporting Sanusi on this?

All I am saying is foo*l like you should always make tribalism anmd religious attacks on the slightest of issues.

Face the game and not the player foo*l.

If they call Okonjo Iweala a biafran spy or warlord or Tinubu an opc tout, you same baboons will come crying and spitting nonsense all over the place.

Less I forget, you haven't even made the slightest iota of sense on this issue.

afam4eva: Eedris definitely contributed his quota to the Nigerian music industry and what he and few people did back then was a catalyst for the change we've experienced today. Though his comment comes across as boastful.

Pardon him.
Once you are in the limelight and forefront of things what ever comment you make people will take it as being boastful or arrogant.

There will be no other way the 'wack rapper' would have passed his message across.

I don't like ANY of Idris Songs put I won't close my eyes and turn my face away to avoid acknowledging that the "wack rapper" contributed immensly to the development of the hype and pay Artiste of today receive.

bennyraz: How can a bokoharam leader understand the people? Sanusi is bokoharam.. Mtcheew

why don't you ever drop your stu*pidity before going ahead to type on nairaland?

WE NO GO GREE OH!
WE NO GO GREE!!
WE NO NEED N5,000 NOTE!!!
WE NO GO GREE!!!

Nigerians let us ALL come together and kick against the introduction of this N5,000 note.


See thread below to see important and vital points why we should all kick against the introduction of this N5,000 note.

https://www.nairaland.com/1030089/why-n5000-note-should-kicked


If they tell us we are going CASHLESS in 2013 then why also tell us you need to introduce N5,000 note to reduce the cost of maintaining smaller denominations in circulation.

Please who is fo*oling who in Nigeria?

Nigerian youths it is high time we all start reasoning and unite to fight all this injustice in this county.

* Laugh make me go wake Michael Jackson, Witney Houston, Biggy and Tupac to feature in my forthcoming album to drop next week*



Okay I have seen it.
But how come Kanye West DISTANCEhimself from the track?
He kept his foot soldiers to just freelance on a track under his album without featuring in it and we are excited?
This still remains a big shame.

I bet DBanj might have offered a couple of hundred thousand dollars to pay his way to feature on that album so he can save his head from the continuos and excessive bashing from Nigerians and how he is being a house rat in Good Music.

https://www.nairaland.com/985128/fela-femi-falana-eedris-abdulkarim

The above is a thread I started a few months ago to proclaim that Eedris AbdulKarim truly deserved a National Honor for helping the Nigeria Entertainment Industry

Below is the comment I made o the thread that he insulted Obasanjo

acidtalk: EEDRIS is the "main man" that turned the Nigeria Entertainment Industry around and made the local artiste now being appreciated and paid huge sums after his scuffle with 50cents (on board the plane) in the Start Mega Jamz concert. But that certainly gives him no reason to refer to OBJ as a mugu on a public social media.

A more appropriate thing like "the old frog with a pot belle and monkey face" would have been preferable instead of using the work MUGU on the mesiah of the Yoruba race.

Truth be told irrespective of who is involved (friend or foe). Eedris contributed in raising the status of our artiste today in Nigeria.

He is just begining to gather himself financially.

190-the-clown:
I love cos if I don't love no punny 4me

So you love all the girls at the brothels you go visiting every night?

190-the-clown:
Brave hart starring Mel Gibson, liz benson and segun arinze

Watch out -

Coming out in cinemas near you

I thought they said you have already done the BRAIN transplant? What went wrong again?

Sorry just ready the last line "are you ready to suffer for love" (use paragraphs and spaces for that write-up, it looks to clustered to want to read).

To your topic? I have too many things on my mind already than want to add suffering all in the name of love to join it.

I am ready to make sacrifices for love but definitely not ready to pass through any emotional trauma for the sake of also wanting to feel loved.

I CAN SUE YOUR A55 for Copyright violation you know? I could post the link from my thread where you stole 99% of your write-up and you are here feeling like a star.

Expect to hear from my attorney soon. Ole buruku laro monday.

warrior01: Abeg, carry this your useless yarn comot here. There is time for everything

And what is so useless about the yarn?
The fact that it is childish and stu*pid of you all laughing about a food poisoning that never happened or the fact that you all should realize their are more serious issues to be tackled in this country than making meaningless jokes.

Your life is pathetic and a big sorrow for Nigeria. You kind are just too immature to understand the cycle and situation of Nigeria. All you want to do is laugh over some silly jokes and shout some Garri nonsense all over threads even when it the the most serious of issues brought up,

Get a life dude or better still go and commit suicide.

ACM10: Mr.! When did Obasanjo became your poster child for anti-corruption and debt crusade?

Couldn't you have skipped the Obasanjo part and find usefullness in the other parts?

Most times it is the odour of the luggage.

Nigerians don't believe in colognes, roll-ons and body sprays, Air-fresheners, canfos and cupboard sprays.
The prefer moving around with the "dusty and damp smell" that emanates from their closets.

*Laugh make me pull out my BMX bicycle to ride to Germany go visit Patience*

Nigerians are just too gullible.
They just believe every single line they read.
Someone is globe troTting and looting your National treasury and you all are here laughing and cracking jokes about her fake "food poisoning tales".

I pity una.
By the time the joke clears off your face you will realize IMF, World bank and the G8 countries are ringing bell to auction Nigeria and Nigerians to the highest bidder as you all have drowned in unending debt.

Obasanjo doesn't just talk for nothing he has given you all a perfect clear sign about the state of the Nigerian Treasury but you all are too myopic to realize the meaning of his last public statement of the state of our Debt burden.

Remember he called The entire NASS members crooks barely a week before the issue of Farouk Lawan's bribe scandal was made public.

If you all don't become serious and face the problem of Nigeria with tiffness, sooner than later you all will end up being refugees in Ghana, Benin Republic and even Somalia.

Nigeria as been and is being looted each passing seconds. You all need to stand up and fight against ciorruption.

The Food poisoning tale is 100% false
Since no summit or any event to justify the first lady's foreign trip they had to bring this up to cover up their LOOTING TRACKS.

190-the-clown:
Shut up! U both

How has been in a relationship with 7 people

Make someone doomed- phools!

It has a whole lot to do.

* You already empty account will finally go extinct.

* Your Gorno and syphillis will graduate to HIV.

* your already high Blood Pressure will generate to hypertension.

I don't need say more do I?

Hanihairy: It depends sha...on a hotsunny day ice-cold garri will do

ROAD SIDE MEAL!!!!
Na garri you wan dey chop for road?

Concerning the smell of their cloths. I Wonder why people can't spend a few bucks on getting a cologne yet spent frivolously on some certain other items.

Mynd_44: Are yo just knowing that that dude is doomed?

I have known since 4years ago but I thought the psychiatrist we took him to did a good job on his sickness.

Excelboi: Mr, but this thread is not romantic! This is just one example to identify a typical nigerian abroad!

It might not appear Romantic but it will sure help our Nigerian ladies in the Us and Uk who always come screaming and crying that they can't seem to find Nigeria men to marry.
As soon as they can see any of the above traits even 1,000miles away, they can run to him and introduce themselves as a fellow Nigerian who is searching for a Nigerian husband.

Brand_new: I can relate those points listed by OP to Lagosians. Not all Nigerians are generally like that but you are bound to pick up most of those traits if you`ve spent some time in Lasigidi.

I concur with you on this.
This traits are more profound with people who grew up in Lagos, Warri, Benin and maybe ibadan.

pDude: True. Nigerians in a group could be quite noisy and lousy. I remember a friend and I were talking about tribalism in the presence of a white lady friend. After a while, she started trying to settle our 'fight' but we laughed and told her that we were discussing. Lol.

2 weeks ago was chatting up a very pretty babe in accra, just before we exchanged numbers my fellow naijas came in and started making noises (all eyes on them) they came to my table and we exchanged banters. Just for them to leave and the lady gave one foo*lish reason on how she will be the one to call me because she intends changing her number that weekend. Omo see as I almost throw table ontop my country boys head for spoiling show.

Mynd_44: *yawn*

E don teh wey I don know say you dey suffer from sleeping sickness after that tse-tse fly bite you for village last christmas.