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Bkayyy:
Let's me be blunt and Frank with all of You.
Delta-Ibos as they call them are not really Igbo. The stupidity of this guy's trailing Ndigbo, ie Igbo bụ Igbo baffles me. Like how Ndigbo corrected the appropriation of their name to Igbo and these people followed suit by changing their name from delta Ibo to Delta Igbo.
There was never a time we considered them Igbo, especially Ika and their friends. If not, old Eastern region would have demanded a merger with them or Biafra declare the zone to a neutral Republic after it fell to Biafra than Republic of Benin.
In Anambra we don't consider them equals. We call them Delta people or Bendel.
P.S you can't expect Anambra to simp for anybody.
And when they misbehave, we block the bridge immediately and watch Asaba go to her knees

ngadaAwo:
God bless Gov Chizulum

the only person I can vote as president in Apc

iamvictorbassey:
Oga, I go leave earth without knowing Jesus the Israeli White Boy and nothing will happen.

Worry about yourself. Stop making Nairaland uninteresting for us with your thrash preachings about the "cumming" of one motherfuçker.



Modified:
Who even told you that if I believed in your folk stories about heaven and hell I'd pick heaven?

As far as I'm concerned heaven will be one boring fucking place going by how it's been described. It'll be a place filled with robots doing the bidding of their imaginary daddy. With all of them in white robes singing hymns from morning till evening. Who dafuq wants to do that?

I'd rather be in hell, chilling with all the big assed ladies I couldn't finish fuçking while on earth. Enjoying shows and live performances from the likes of M.J, Tupac, Biggie, and a host of others. Live sports from Kobe Bryant and the rest.

Y'all gonna buy tickets with plea to enter hell and enjoy.

Aren't you ashamed of yourself? You always come to Nairaland to type rubbish on a forum made possible by an atheist, with a mobile phone designed and created in countries where they don't serve God and your Israeli White Boy. Yet your "Hoe"ly spirit could not give you the divine wisdom to create this kinda platform? Or something creative.

Oga take time o. And stop spamming this place for us. The way I dey see you sef, na your type dey type all these rubbish from on top of different vaginàs and beer parlor. Rubbish.

I will not accept Gay Jesus, come and beat me. Dan iska kawai. Wawa!

Olatomiwami:
What's their crimes in been a taxi drivers? Is that equates to been an armed robbers? Op, what are u driving at?

helinues:
Yhen Yhen Yhen.

Go and start your own protest and come and update us later... Stop hiding behind your keyboard

WoundedLamb:
I'm pretty sure Google is playing a fast one on me !

ZINIIBANKS:
Boobylious how are you today

Liposure:
adadike is that you or a clone

Madibah:
What is this one saying seff

Octopusbottle:
Hello guys ,let talk about the most embarrassing moment you can't forget.Has for me I have plenty worse moment but 2 top the chart that I cannot forget.

First was went I got beaten by a girl in secondary school, then my class teacher paired me wit one Calabar girl,the girl na Big Bully ,she will always look for ur trouble any were u put it,she go force me write her note for her,buy something for her wen going for break..That faithful day ,I had to go borrow note from anoda class to update my note,me and her were write wen her biro ink finish,she collected mine,na so i raise voice for her,before I could stand up ,she has hook my cloth,pin me for wall ,I was dere struggling na other classmates come save me,na girls for class come dey console me.

Second one,this am not proud of at all,the day some cult guys beat bae ryt infront of me,this happened wen I was in institution ,six of then came for me and my guy,Unluckily for me na me dem meet,bae hear pple raising voice for me and threatening to deal with me,na so she enter come dey para for those guys,before i know what up, one don cumut belt being dey flog her,the remaining 5 stood watching with the hope I will fight back,I swear I froze ,I couldn't do nothing ,the guy beat her enter room.Since that day I could look her in the eyes because I felt very ashamed .leta the mata turn to police mata.
Took months b4 I could summon courage to face her and bring such bad memory to apologize.
So Guys let hear yours..

Righteousness89:
Congratulations Banky!

Knowing and Following JESUS Christ is the Greatest and Sweetest Decision since I was Created..

I and Banky got Married on the same day and same year!
Like play like play! It's 3 Sweet years already..
We Praise GOD!
Today 26th is also my Birthday!

GOD has been really Faithful
To GOD Be the Glory!

Kobicove:
You have not included my name on the list