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joeydozzy: The bestu acenti you can get anywiere nwanne m is the Ibo accent
Notu justi Ibo, the thicky one nu ooo

Babies and oyoyo m na adabekes all feeli lovudu by me and ha ncha orluways wanna geti down withi me

Now,that's funny!

3ace: Imagine the dead enjoying the above whilst some people are living in slums. Anyway, na hin money. If na me too, I go spend am the way I like cos I work before I get am.

That part also caught my attention."You will enjoy...."Who will enjoy?the dead or his relatives that will come for his burial.vanity upon vanity.

Brave men!!

Ninilowo: The classmate said she was given just 4 strokes and that the girl behaved rudely. She even confirmed that the teacher was not the wicked type.

And she even said the girl was behaving like the teacher is her boyfriend.we may assume the girl was just being stubborn in this case,but it is in my experience that when a subordinate starts being unnecessarily rude to an authority figure,there's something "informal" going on between them.4 options I see here:she was just being plain rude;the teacher is asking her out;she's sleeping with the teacher; she has a crush on the teacher.

Gov. Jang,your house is on fire and you are busy playing tyre with Gov. Amaechi all over naija village square.ok oooo

Maris beybe: End shall neva wonder! Otuocha! I mean Ooops!!

I mean ouchi!....ada mbano

pappilo: Was it proven that he gave the child acid to drink? A vulcaniser may have had a "acid" at home as a tool of his trade. Couldnt a child have drank the "acid" accidentally? I as out one day and got a call from the missus that my 3 year old son had been found in the toilet with bleach all over him. If he had drank this bleach, should my missus have been charged with attempted murder?

Everyone in Ibadan knows Senator Folarin ordered the killing of Eleweomo but today he is a free man and no one has been convicted of the murder despite there been several witnesses.

I am not against capital punishment and have no problem with the second suspect who was caught in the act and presented ludicrous defence, being sentenced to death. Just let the man know his date of execution well in advance and let him exhaust all appeals.

I watched the news on channels yesterday.the attorney said the man pleaded guilty.he said he killed the baby because where he came from,he isn't expected to have a child outside wedlock(being the first son).

iyatrustee: That is what I call enjoying your old age. I pray God let me enjoy my youthful age and even gbadun my old age. Since we sabi copy copy for Nigeria, when our own version go happen?

Amen o.but abeg make naija version wait first make my mama reach 60years so dat she go qualify to contest

emmysenior: Where's the source or link.

Now that the source or link is been provided.
I am so vexed on the wake of this heart rendering news and I know most people will be pained also. Therefore, I have come up with some fake news to help release the stress.

Dear mods! I beseech you guys not to hide this post thanks.

BREAKING


Two passengers on a trailer died on the spot after a head on collision with an okada rider.

Seun Osewa cedes nairaland to the FG, says he fears for his life after series of threats from the 40 laptop attackers..

Christiano Ronaldo impregnate
Funke Akindele...

Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his
new single...

In another news, the devil has reiterated his desire to apologize to God. Says the evil that men do these days surprises him.


Eyinmba will sign Messi this
June...

Baba suwe to join Illuminati,

Beyonce in love with Terry G...

Primary school pupils in Imo state to
graduate at class 2...

Governor Amaechi seen on his kneels begging Mr president for forgiveness.

Federal University students to start
Putting on uniforms...

Obama claims EDO STATE as his
State of origin.

New Arsenal manager Samson Siasia once again affirms his commitment to the club.

Chris Brown surfers from blockage of the anus after eating Enugu state made okpa...

2013 world richest is Yuzedo of Nairaland.


Woman give birth to goat in the joke section of nairaland.

Fifa in a shocking move have recalled the super eagles to participate in the Conf. Cup semi finals saying their performance is once again needed to spice things up.

Abeg make una add una own.

very funny.

alexleo: Am not part of this conspiracy against men. I hereby dissociate myself from the so called appology letter. Somebody must be dreaming here.
Dream dreamer.

I don't know why this got me laughing so hard,maybe it is the "political" tone of the quote.hahaha,can't place my finger on it but something about this quote reminds me of the recent NGF brouhaha.

lekejob: Why are they doing that? Are they not MAN ENOUGH to complete what they stated. Bunch of cowards

If they were MAN enough,dem for no dey wear WOMEN clothes waka nau! #askedand answered#

Djtm: I can't swim. Just imagining the above scares me.

True talk.mere reading the write-up makes me feel like I'm drowning n finding it hard to breathe.drowning sure is a terrible way to die!

dridowu: Is it North West or North East that is volatile in Nigeria ?

Its North East

fpeter: The court granted the accused persons bail in the sum of two million naira each and a surety with landed properties within the jurisdiction of the court.


WHAAAAATTTT? 9ja Judiciary SMH! haba on top 80k?
even the Dr too should be fined for wanting to reap where
he didn't sow and for falling for such cheap trick. Mehn
that 2m bail is ridiculous..if those boys had such money
i bet they wouldn't be doing 419 in the first place.

My thoughts exactly.2million each for defrauding someone of 80k?and just for bail for that matter o.police pension thief no pay reach dat amount o.Nigerian judiciary,God dey watch una for im high definition tv o.

Happy birthday charlie BOY.wishing you many more years ahead.if your family love you just the way you are,then I guess what I or anyone else think about your lifestyle is infinitesimally inconsequential.BTW I think you look great @62!!

This is so bad and sad.I'm sorry for their loss.I hope the perpetrators are brought to book.

How did it manage to degenerate to this level?whatever happened to divorce?this is so sad.#lucky man#

just when I thought I've heard it all!welcome to the world baby kaidence donda!!

Merkki: "She staggered into a chair"

"I hit my head on Steering wheel"

Like seriously? Who do we believe now? It's either both of them were lying or one was high on weed.

They are both lying,but at least dem for settle down plan d lies,like a team!

emmysenior: Some are even flame-able too...

OSANOBUA LAHOR!!!

[quote author=moscobabs]Jelili oniso!!!!!!![/quotes]
Abeg o,Jelili own na swear o.JELI JELi!!!

Linoversace: “A good loud fart is honorable, medium fart is tolerable, softer windbreaks are terrible and the silent ones…unbearable.”---The Silencer Chatur

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Just let it out!

I didn't do it.......Raaaajuuu!! one of my best movies ever!

Na wah o.perfume vendor for daytime,boko-killer for night time.

Omo Alata: Matthew 11:12

The violent take it by force
The violent take am giri-giri

OR
Na the gara-gara dey take am giri-giri

Phew!that was a really tough call to make!!

Odenigbo Aroli: I'm glad you had fun,sister. I know a lot of people from Amoji and my elder sister is married to an Amoji guy. Jisie ike,Ada Ide.

oo. daalu nna.imelu ofuma

curiouslad: I would have this man's c0ck parted from body and have him sent into the arena at capua to restitute for thoughtless actions.

I would have him stand against Crixus , the undefeated Gaul, and see him repaid in proper weight for his sins.

brother,I would have words.set mind to task,absent regret.I wish to see blood.see me delivered to the arena and I shall see his life end at the sands of the arena;surely I would best the man absent an arm and both fv.cking legs.the task should not be that difficult,I need only direct my blade towards the smell of shi.t. .....seriously,I cannot believe what I'm reading here.people,please a child has NO CONSENT to give.that man is a craddle robber.we are adults,let our consciences guide us.I guess a lot of men trying to indict d lil girl here would be singing different tunes if it was their own lil daughters in this girl's shoes.maybe this man has a daughter.did he stop for one second to consider if it was his daughter being robbed of her innocence like that and you,yes you and you insinuating the girl is somehow to blame,did you stop for a second to think if it was your daughter?I GIVE UP!

Yes I can.what I can't stand is d lies.cheating on me is bad enough,lying about it shows he's not ready to stop and it would feel like trying to play on my intelligence.

I'm quite certain that its d doctor that intentionally killed d baby for this purpose.very sad.

Awwww biko nu,mezialunu ya ebele biko.unu ejina ajo onu meluo ya aru.