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I like this girl.she looks cool headed,calm and decent.a pleasant change from all d unclad celebrities and their clique.

Oh,that's so sad.just a lil over one year.

I really like that lady.make she no worry,time heals all wounds.she ll get over it.

Aww that's not fair.she was confident of her beauty and that's why she contested.she must be feeling awful with all the taunts.I wish they were more sensitive.

Iykebestbt: I guess the cobra was fasting

Hahaha,funny.

Usually I'm not worried except one of them accidentally has his gun pointed in my direction,in which case I remove myself from that angle sharperly.recently,when I see the van,I think "oh no.poor okada men".

berem: nigerian men nko? How do they react when they watch football on TV?

Haha!don't even go there!!rumor has it that some throw their wives off 3-storey buildings,others kick d tv thinking they are the players,some even kill if their "teams" lose.

@OP sorry about your dad.I hope he's getting better.Please Sue.it is the issue of "leaving everything to God" that got Nigeria where she is today.we are harrassed everyday and we leave everything to God.The harrassment gradually becomes a norm/way of living.we have to shake off this suffering and smiling mentality.

Happy birthday Madiba!!VIVA Madiba(even if your physical body passes on,your Legacy will live on)!!Africa loves you!!!

Happy birthday Madiba!!VIVA Madiba(even if your physical body passes on,your Legacy will live on)!!Africa loves you!!!

franchizy: I don't see the review of d curfew as an improvement on the part of JTF. I must be sincere, the Federal Govt can't win d war on Boko haram wit collaborating wit d Northern Elders.
Killing d Boko Haram sects is not d best but Dialogue and Amnesty wil solve d problem and establishment of a Norther Development comission and a Ministry of Northern Affairs.

Hmm,you think they should be given the Niger-Delta treatment?even up to opening a ministry of northern affairs?
ND militants bombed pipelines and govt "settled them"
,BH is killing innocents so govt should "settle them" too?
This means that any one group can wake up one day and hold the whole country to ransom to get "settled"?be true to yourself,if you actually lost a relative to these people,will you be saying this?
And by the way,didn't you read that they rejected the offer?should govt fry eggs to use in begging them to accept d offer?I think that Jonathan is very kind,hence slow.I think that anyone that doesn't want to be rehabilitated should be killed.simple!heavens know that they ve killed enough innocent people and are still killing!imagine killing school children,they shouldn't even be advocated for.they are evil!

I can,if he is worldy-wise,doesn't murder grammar and doesn't have a crazy accent!

Dolly-Parton:
China is a messed up country, for leaving that baby in d same house with the assasin of a woman.
Imagine the kind mind! Stab baby 90times.

I tell you!what was d woman thinking?she may be mad for all I care but what were the government officials thinking leaving d baby with d woman?are they all mad too?
90times?d woman should be confined in a mental institution or something abeg.she ll soon kill that child.

Which kain sanction go worse pass d one wey we dey so?

♚ƒԐLis-c∆tus:
I don't know if Chioma is so disciplined. Her behavior on Gulder ultimate search was not too disciplined.

True.I used to like her veeeery much till the Gulder ultimate search.

The funny part was where she said the animal was acting very very friendly thereby giving her a sense of safety.after dem go say animal no get sense! I'm happy she's alive to tell d story sha.

Abeg enough of this.she has her own short comings but then,who doesn't?politicians now want to act all refined and talk to score cheap points(as if their wives at home are any better).maybe,just maybe jonathan likes her like dat "troublesome",afterall they say opposite poles attract.to everyone bashing her over d media,if u don't like her being ur first lady,then take it upon urselves to vote her husband out of office,come 2015,but in d meantime,enough please!!

Eeeewwwwwww,that's gross!!thanks but I ll pass.

2legit2qwt: I don't remember my dad ever slapping me but my Mom eh! I can only imagine, thinking about her slap gives me migraine, the type i used to experience back then

I love her to death though

Same here!my dad never raised a finger,let alone a palm.but mama slap?hmm,I will comment on that one when there is a thread for it!I love her so much though!!sweet mama
The irony is that we feared my dad's wrath more than my mum's whip.not really wrath per say,but hearing his deep voice thundering "my friend will you stop that!!!" Usually got d offender crying!then he has this deep frown bringing his eyebrows together(When he's pissed off,your name turns to "my friend" ) I love him too!!

@OP,just 10?don't make me get started on d annoying things about being a woman! #joking#.nice thread.sometimes life sucks,but again,life is sweet.soooo,no matter how bad life gets,I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide! lol

ablyguy: Whenever your muscles ripple mine tripple
Your left cheek should make love to my right fist...

OMG OMG this is crazily funny. *falls into shekau's tunnel and lands on his head*

uniqueval: I stand before the mirror to look at myself.
Still all I can think of is my Ms. Steph.
Secretly I nursed my admiration since june.
The month she joined nairaland and gave a heart a love tune.
Post to post, thread to thread
I followed but never went ahead
To unveil my true affection
For fear of getting a rejection
Someone, everyone, anyone
Please tell my Ms. Steph in her I have found the one...

Thank heavens you didn't wait for 24years to tell her about ur "true affection"! ur case for be like dat musician #whatshisname#....nice one though!

make money now: because dere is only one true religion ISLAM

Is that why we all cannot live in PEACE
Read her questions again and tell me:if we all cannot live in PEACE because according to you,Islam is the only one true religion,then how come I read all over this forum that Islam is a religion of PEACEdon't go about shooting your feet.
I'm a Christian,don't plan on changing my religion ever,and I'm also an advocate of freedom of religion.I will not deny the world peace because my religion is the only true one.
@OP I think it is wrong to deny the people their freedom to fast.

Hummingbird: lol...dat groundnut part got me laffing real hard...its tough growin up wit twins,wen u complain abt twins come n c ma cozins(identical triplets),dey r jst too troublesome

its funny really watching them.its not only groundnut they share like that,infact just about every other thing.I'm sure d only thing they haven't shared one by one to avoid "cheating" is rice and that's cos it ll be a hard task sharing it grain by grain!for a long time I didn't understand d "cheating" part cos there was no scarcity of whatever it was that they were sharing,but I just think its d way of twins.they want to be equally treated.infact,our twins see it as their birthright to be equally treated,hence d "no cheating" mentality but yeah its really funny.now I have an idea about their behavior,so if I have them,I won't be very shocked!
Congrats on your double blessings o.
Hmm,triplets!!now,I don't envy your aunty/uncle(d owners of d triplets).

Twins?Double blessings and double wahala....my siblings are twins(the last borns).they quarrel and compete over everything,at the same time,they are thick as thieves.if they fight and you attempt to apportion blames,dem go use u settle sharp sharp.so whenever they start,we just look on.funny thing about them is that they like to share everything equally.no cheating!I remember how they ate cooked groundnuts.instead of sharing the groundnuts and eating,they d rather remove d groundnut cover and share d seeds so dat one person own no go big pass d oda person own(in d cases where some groundnuts have one seed and others 3-4seeds).
Then when one got beaten for being stubborn,d other one ll be crying and saying you want to kill his twin!
Well now,they are grown up and maturity has set in but d twin-traits is still there!

This special committee can blow lie!! First they said they met with kabiru sokoto,kabiru sokoto and his lawyer said they didn't meet with him.now,they said they signed cease fire,BH said they didn't sign.I will never believe anything the special committee says again,even if dem show me d head of shekau on a platter of plastic,I must ask for dna confirmation before I believe them.NANSENSE!!!

black_beau: Brief Description of Nigeria: BH fights Nigerian army in the north, Political Meandering/ in-house fighting takes place in the south,Kidnapping for money and Rituals takes place in the east and west. Now choose which channel you want to watch. Btw,kudos to the Nigerian Army.hope they find the source of the weapons

I hope they find d source of weapon too,that is,if they don't beat d man to death first.you don see where soldiers dey beat civilian for mere traffic infractions before?spectators sef go dey cry for d man.those people no know where person life dey o.

RIP Senator.rest in d bossom of God....but which one be EWU-Urhobo again?hia!!oh!!

Good.but I think the law should start with the initiator(s) of d fight.I don't understand how u can walk up to someone and start hitting him unprovoked and expect him to not act.not like I support d lloyd of a guy anyway,if he was a gentle man,he should have sought redress in court,rather than attempting to kill his assailant cum colleague with a mace.plus how can he claim self defence after he left the place,then came back with supporters.that's not self defence,that's revenge.he better prays the man doesn't give up d ghost o.

I'm sick and tired of hearing bad news in this world!when will all the bombings and killings stop?as if it is not bad enough that it is happening everywhere else,BH have brought their own version to my beloved naija.how can a sane person wake up one day and plant bombs with the intention to kill people who have done absolutely nothing to them and people they don't even know(enmasse)?is bomb that cheap and available now?can we have at least one week of uninterrupted peace and "bomblessness" again in this world?I am grieved!

pri3stess: Only God knows who Killed Kudirat Abiola

Not only God knows o.the killer and his/her sender(if sent) know themselves too!

cecegorz: Dude went to the house to win Prize money, instead he won STD.
Still thank your stars it wasn't HIV. smh

How does he know he doesn't have HIV yet?
@OP funny.d guy said they had s3x,d gal said they didn't.na dem sabi.I'm not against the show,I just wish they could behave more responsibly.What baffles me about this random s3x and intimacy these people indulge in is that they may have real partners and relationships back home with people who truly care about them.ok,even if I don't have a relationship,I'm sure that for my parent's sake and the good image of my family name,I shouldn't be having s3x in full glare of d public.it doesn't tell well of your upbringing,no matter what.if you have a family,and have people that look up to you,you should know that you have a reputation to protect.abi,dem no get family ni?

If a male fan slap her bum now she go start complain for twitter and everywhere....btw did iyanya see that waist?I hope iyanya has started desiring that waist that he saw at "iyanya's desire album lunch".