₦airaland Forum

Grupo:
Oga, Israel is not any heaven abeg, stop peddling ignorance.

Imagine a lecturer with a regular job and pay absconding to be an illegal migrant in Israel?

Israel of all places where the citizens and the government don't like blacks!

Why are we Nigerians so stupid?

There are no monies to be picked on the streets "in the abroad".

Don't go and constitution nuisance in another man's land!

I know Nigeria is hard, I'm not saying anybody should not leave. But plan your movement and follow the legal route. Also, set your expectations and priorities right because even as a legal migrant, you still won't be picking money on trees.

The only people who make easy money outside Nigeria are drug dealers and yahoo boys. But mind you, they often get caught. A few of them who manage to escape come back to Nigeria brandishing a lot of wealth after just a few months of leaving and then you in Nigeria would think that's how easy it is to make money outside.

Nigerians abroad should help stop this menace. We know you are trying to make us see you as a baller, but stop portraying a false picture of life abroad to Nigerians at home. Not when they ask you of your monthly earning, you tell them $3,000 which loosely converts to ₦1 million in naija. But you don't tell them that you pay more than $1,000, which is around ₦350k as rent every month, not yearly. You don't tell them the money is taxed, you don't tell them that the money is made there and spent there.

I really feel sad knowing what these "abscondees" are going to face in Israel. They could be caught and deported. By then, they would have lost their stable job in naija. Chai.

Lastly, I even think this useless pilgrimage should be scraped. It is not serving any serious purpose and is just an avenue for politicians and rogue clergy men to steal government money.
The other time, government even had to subsidize FX for the purpose of pilgrimage.
That same period, I knew a man whose daughter was stranded in the UK because he couldn't find £ to send her. The same period, many business owners could not source FX to import their goods. Yet, government was subsidizing FX for a useless venture.

Instead of going to Israel and mecca, contributing to their economy in the name of useless pilgrimage, let us turn our own shrines and sacred forest to placed of pilgrimage too.

Did you know a certain native doctor in my village went up to the sky without tasting death? This happened in the early 20th century and not some fairy tale. In fact, the ruins of the man's shrine are still there today for all to see. If you are in doubt, follow me to my village in December, and I will show you.

People didn't know about this because we didn't have a lot of learned people back then. Also, they didn't attach much importance to the occurrence. If it had been documented, my village would have produced another Jesus and my village would have been a pilgrim site today.

I know there are other pilgrimage worthy sites scattered all over Nigeria. But because of our colonial mentality, we won't want to tap them. No wahala. Let's keep wasting FX on a useless venture.

My brother you have said it all. You already nailed it here on Nairaland. I have once given an analysis of life abroad and the cost of keeping up in most of these heavenly portrayed countries. The honest truth is this. Only lazy people, coward, ingrates and greedy people who love to go abroad hoping to pick dollars and find better life abroad. Most of us back home don't know that slot abroad are so broke and frustrated abroad that they are ashamed of coming back home but prefer to stay back abroad eating the cheap pizza, burger and Coca Cola posting useless fresh look pic of Attic chicken Ross 708 as evidence of good living on facebook giving you the false impression of LG life is good.

I can say and defend this time over and over again. It is these same rogues who travel abroad with their entire family who still come back and want to fill political offices and appointment recycling their families again and again in the name of on the spot for quick money think the rest of Nigerians who chose to be patriots are fools.

Hmm this is strong o! Anyway they have their excusable reason to do so, if they were hopeless in Nigeria, I believe they will surely find hope or worsening disappointment elsewhere. If it were me, it would be a big defamation of character and a heavy shame to abscond. Abscond to where This is truly a Colonial slavery mindset. I tell people that there's no heaven nor hell anywhere except the one u chose to make with your own hands. Not the one you are given

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kill the Fulanis themselves and forget about the cow because when they come back they will kill you and still collect your cow to add up to their own

lol, story story

That is the only thing we Nigerians are know for. Fake material life that is sure to fade in no time

Study and observe the life of this greatly and widely eulogized man and learn that he is nothing but one of the regular mentally impoverished African. To me, another poverty stricken Nigeria and money miss road who does not deserve money and does not know how best to put the money to use. One of the millions I have arrived show of Nigerians; male or female, rich or poor, home and abroad, 98% of we Nigerians are exactly like this fool and would surely do worse if in his position. wait and let your own money come first.

Imagine when a Nigerian man buy a car, build a house, or granted a Canadian, British or American Visa, there comes testimony time in the Church, the I am better off or better than you attitude and the I have arrived showmanship. My enemies must bow and my friends and family must see this for me to impress them on my changed level.

this is tempting to affirm as true but to have Russia, Germany, Argentina and France at the bottom of this ranking. I would say this ranking is utterly useless and should be discarded. If Nigerian men were to be affirmed to have average joy stick longer than 6 inches, then every Nigeria would be a Northerner because only Northerners carry that extra ordinary feature that gave Musa the believed shine at the world cup.

3 Things are criteria to having an a joy stick longer than 6 inches and active to the test of the testicles; 1. Eat alot of vegetable and plant based like the Indians eat vegetable. 2. Avoid too much of fatty food, 3. Hmmm I wont say this in the media, It is for me and my wife only and not for public debate nor for public consumption.

Turn off the light like Teddy Pendergrass T.K.O. Mind you, all men should avoid the use of Viagra, Cialis and sidernafil citerate as its sure side effect is a guaranteed blindness or diminishing sight with time. Am sure nobody want to be a blind man with the hardest and biggest dick in the name of magic stick and wonder erection

heart touching story. wu u help Sorry biko

I already said it from inception while Namdi Kanu was blowing his elephant trumpet around. I knew it was a white lie from the 11th century when people were blaming witches and wizard for their mischievousness. A purposeless and visionless pursuit. another wild goose chase. I have said it already, lets see how it goes if it is of God, and if it is not, it will never go far because sooner than later the truth will effortlessly wheel out.

Another useless news in the front line. Who the useless bedroom and kitchen story help?

My question is this, If the government and its machineries have nothing to offer, what about the masses? do they have anything to offer with their rancid and acrid wagging tongues with the reaction of the masses we see everyday online in d name of freedom of speech, the masses are worse then the government they condemn

NFA people

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Any politician who feels the highest gift he can offer the electorate or the masses to better their life is a car or a house is a bigot and politifian who has nothing tangible to offer. The white man has long evolved passed that primitive and lame political strategy

gift they call it or

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the time to act is now. If the wood dwelling Hausa Fulani or bokoharam wants to die, should we not be kind and generous to show them how to die and d road to heaven

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you could be the number 21

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just passing