₦airaland Forum

Suspect33:
And?? Why are Nairalanders so excited when someone's marriage fails?

Candidlady:
Nothing gives me joy than seeing this gender roast

torqque7:
When e happen?and how the matter take end abeg?una no beat the bestman for there?

Komu1048:
Show me the pics u took or anyone took there. If not I’m not believing

MusaChukwudi:
Black men!

You brought a child into this world and 12k is still your problem?
And you will be shouting Buhari ooo!

xpressionx:
Go to a police station that has a unmarried woman as DPO.
Smile and laugh with her,then watch her fight your battles with that woman.

ShawttySoFyne:
I was not born with a silver spoon and I don't understand this oh

NwaAmaikpe:





Employees must learn to be honest at all times; bosses have a heart, that's why they were kind enough to employ you in the first place.

God bless mean bosses like this.

I remember back in the days, I had this worker that wouldn't let me score. She told me it was against her morals. First, she was married and secondly, she was a devout Muslim. So I let her be.

Four months later, my friend who came visiting invited me to his hotel room. There was drinks and they were chicks. I hurriedly showed up and amongst the naked chicks tucked in his bed was my married muslimah employee.

Well, she was the one I settled for. I screwed her like a prisoner who was out on parole. Her moans were loud and full of regrets. Not regrets of being caught but regrets of having neglected such a sweet preek all the while.

Long story short, she resumed work the next day to meet a sack letter and a 'thank you' card on her desk.
Honesty remains the best policy because there's no way I was going to trust someone who told me she was a saint yet svcked a stranger's preek like a vacuum cleaner.

A good boss must tolerate a lot, but should NEVER tolerate being outsmarted.

daddytime:
She's sure to land something better, if for no other reason at all, but for her patriotism, love for the tree lions, and of course, the round leather game.

Nothing happens by accident.

Commentor:
He dies.

Ever8090:
I am around the area now, transfer the money to my account let me pay for the stolen items on your behalf..

Lamasta:
That money will be up to 300,000 the way am seeing it....My only issue is the man's eye

Map1:
That is the Holy land our people go every year and carry head nack for ground say dem dey pray, you go hear them dey shout Allahu Akbar,lailai ilalai Mohamed Buhari's I mean Mohamed rohim.what a nonsense

Sabadon:
Pointus pilate must point

Bigredmachine:
It's not lie, it's just a sign of maturity... Because oyibo say "maturity is the ability not to lie but not to say the truth in a situation like this"

Bigredmachine:
" I lost your number, I being sick, I travel, my phone spoil

AeroplaneApple:
Genesis 1:29

And God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth , and every tree with seed in its fruit. You shall have them for food.

The good news is that weed is a plant that yield seeds

Please check my thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6592021/80000-naira-loan

https://www.nairaland.com/6592021/80000-naira-loan

Sanemindtech:
when l saw usher,l thought is Usher Raymond oh

OKOATA:
No one can do that cos am like this guy here. If dem born you well come close na.

Kobicove:
Why would a human being do such a cruel thing to a fellow human?