₦airaland Forum

dollynnn:
Looks so much like how bread was baked back then which I really liked. Nowadays, bakers make both surfaces flat

The bread pans are covered to
get the flatness.

In this case, the pan remains open,
allowing the bread to rise.

Satazaa:
eternal fool, if you are not convince us that it's only there that witchcraft exist and nowhere else in nigery

See what I mean❓

You are already displaying the
vawulence & wickedness associated
with you pipul❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

Oven fresh, home baked ✌️✌️✌️

Genetically a wicked people, well
known for poisoning and witchcraft❗️❗️☹️

Better go to country where the
donor will get "reward' for the donation.


Nobody go just dash you kidney out
of love.


Let your father offer N10m and
donors go full ground... ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

❌❌Be sure that Buhari will summon
IG of police to send a high power
team from Abuja to go investigate
who killed these Fulani criminals and
make some arrests ❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

Looks like handwork of 'Obidients'❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

BREAKING

So, committing suicide solves
the matter❓

Most labs use expired or Chinese
test Chemicals and equipment.❌❌❌


Take it from me that you will give birth
to a bouncing baby boy by Easter, 2023.✌️✌️


You may name him Obidient ❗️❗️☺️☺️❓

Wetin dey there❓


The Scriptures say that we should
be our neighbors keepers.. ☺️☺️☺️☺️


Share what you have with neighbors,
after all you are not paying for the
water.

Many borehole owners have tap
outside for the community, because
the more the water is used, the more
fresh water comes to the borehole.

Incomplete story .... ☹️☹️☹️

It means, the kpekus no make
sense❗️


If kpekus has good grip, na you
yourself go dey run from the guy.
he no go one give you chance
for one minute sef.


Better get kayan mata✌️✌️✌️

That is why government money must
change party to investigate APC.

Fulani becoming like MTN.....


...... Everywhere you go❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

Jesu Kiristi ❗️❗️

❌⏩He failed to give her the money
he promised her & her mother


❌⏩She then denied him her kpekus for
the past 3 weeks ➕


But the invitation and date of wedding
was already set and everything had
been purchased✌️✌️✌️��

So, they had no choice than to
go ahead❗️❗️


The man still no go see kpekus on
this special night. If na you be the man,
will you be happy❓❓❓

Lawan is too desperate❗️❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️


⏩❌He should blame the APC National
Chairman who fooled him into believing
he could be given the APC presidential
ticket.


Only God knows how a rubber-stamp
Senate President like him could think of becoming president of the Federation.❌❌❌


After losing out on that, he wants to
go back to his state to snatch Senate
ticket from someone who genuinely
won the primaries.❌❌❌


That is why they say a bird in hand is
worth 2 in the bush. He will now end up
with no platform for leverage in the coming
government❗️❗️❗️

Ayu who is no electoral value to
PDP is the one doing strong head.

He should be the one to have stepped
down in the overall interest of the
Party ..☹️☹️☹️☹️

⏩⏩Boko haram always show pictures
& videos of their victories against our
forces.

But our own na only audio and
written reports❗️❗️

That is why BH are gradually getting
to out capital and seat of government,
but our forces always claim "killing" &
finishing them in the bush.. ❌❌❌☹️☹️❌






Buhari, you must be careful❗️❗️❗️

⏩⏩APC in power for 8 years have
succeeded in taking us back 30 years.


Another 4 years & they will push us
back 50 years❌❌❌❌


Vote any Party but not APC❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

� ⏩▶️We are now awaiting the day a
senator or governors will be kidnapped❗️❗️

Are the young Gambians
complaining❓❓


Oyibo people are manufacturing
artificial cucumber and even goodies
and exporting them to Africa and
all over the world and people are
not complaining.


Why is Gambia complaining on what
jobless young men are enjoying & earning
hard currency to better their lives❓maybe
the boys should be involved in crimes❗️❗️

The man should have gone for
buratashi for effective servicing.

⏩⏩So, during all the years and months
of dating & courtship, the woman will
be getting 'service' ( ) by another
man❓❓


We are all aware that the average
9ja babes are nymphos that can't
survive 2 weeks without servicing . ...❌❌❌

I've always felt that this was the plan
of the Muslim North.❌❌❌

That one way or the other, Tinubu will
be removed from the equation, to pave
the way for the Muslim Northerner to
emerge.

This is the reason they insisted on a
Muslim-muslim ticket❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

Steaming hot yam porridge ☑️☑️☑️

A woman has taken her husband to
court for his inability to satisfy her in
"Za Oza Room"❗️❗️❗️


Read on:


LUSAKA WOMAN SUES HER HUSBAND FOR FAILING TO SATISFY HER IN BED

28 year old Anastasia Mtonga of Lusaka's Hellen Kaunda has sued her husband Simon Mumba 32, for failing to satisfy her in bed.

According to a report published by Kalemba, Ms Mtonga told the Lusaka Boma Local Court that her number one motivation for getting married two years ago was to get sexual satisfifaction from it.

She is therefore disappointed that her husband failed satisfy her.

She said being an independent woman who was financially stable, her husband had just one job - to satisfy her in bed - but complained that despite her efforts to arouse him by donning luring clothing
and reinforcing his performance with various concoctions, his performance duration on the matrimonial never improved.

"I want a man who can give me plenty of s*x," Anastasia told the court as she made her case to divorce Mumba with whom she has one child.

However, Mumba expressed shock at his wife's claims that he was a bedroom underperformer.

He told the court that Anastasia should have provided another reason for leaving him because as far as he was concerned, the quality of his bedroom performance was Champions League material.

"If she knew that my performance in bed was not good, why was she following me around when we were dating?" Mumba asked the court.

And delivering judgment in the matter, senior local court justice Mpundu Mwape blew the final whistle to the marriage and ordered Mumba to compensate his ex-wife with K2,000 and to provide monthly maintenance of K400 to his one-year old child.

Buhari is working☺️☺️☺️



Sai Baba ❗️❗️❗️▶️▶️

⏩▶️For a successful resolution of this
strike, both sides must make give and
take sacrifices.


❌❌Most of the problem is caused by the
government not taking education serious.


Overnight, a government that can approve
N30bn for renovation of national
assembly built with N7bn ( which houses less than 1000 legislators ) cannot come
up with N200bn to rejuvenate over
50 federal universities caring for over
1 million Nigerian students. ❗️❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️