₦airaland Forum

Have you ever heard of the
word "Family Planning"❓

At this rate, you will have a football
teamby the time you are 35.

Your eyes go clear when they all
start attending school.

In the meantime, I wish you more
grease to your waist✌️✌️✌️✌️

Mind the company you keep❗️❗️❗️☹️

The child in question is currently
less than two years old. For things
to normalize, it's better your wife takes
the child away from your household
to the adulterer who impregnated her.❌❌

Since she did the deed, let her suffer
the shame and humiliation.

Why in the first place was she so upset
that you lost your own money to
a relation❓❓

Sweetplum:
Call Ayefele with N5m naa. Pay him the whole N700K as deposit if one talking drummer ll show up!

Be entertainment, I generally
meant food and drinks for reception.

Sweetplum:
Yes if your in-law are cooperating and you didn't rent hall or do decoration. You higher a photographer that ll collect like N50K only for pics or at worst N80K for photo and video. Some photographers are considerate n ll still give mini n quality delivery. Don't buy alcoholic drinks. Only few soft drinks. Invite not more than 50 people from both families or at worst 80 people.
Pick dress that's not more than N100K for both husband and wife. N60K for wife's gown and native, N40K for husband's suit and native. Some tailors no go charge more than N25K-N30K for wedding gown. You can make it as simple as you can. No tail, no peticoat or any expensive additive and the native can be procured from the smallest lace. No go buy aso-oke o! While husband can get N25K-N30K suit and N10K for native.
Finally, if the bride price and list of items to buy are not more than N100K-N150K.
Then the wedding is set.
Last Bullet
What makes wedding to be expensive is overdoing. If you know your budget, your wedding ll hold within it. If it passed it, it shouldn't be more money which you can easily augment after the wedding.

I m a wedding planner. Mail me @ sweetplumnija@gmail.com to help you plan your wedding from contacting a photographer to event deco, cloths, food, etc.
A patronage ll wow you.

So, no arrangement for food
and drinks at the wedding abi?❓

When your yeye government allowed
bandits to stop farmers from farming,
how do you want the farmers to pay❓


And btw, government already declared
the Anchor program as a big success,
so, how come so much is being owed.


Lie, lie government❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️☹️

Insecurity

He should have allowed the dick go
& keep his 4million❗️❗️ ☺️☺️

Big, big empty talk❗️

Several policemen and other citizens
have met their untimely deaths in a
ghastly bullion van accident involving
several vehicles in Kebbi state.


Details of the circumstances are still
sketchy, but millions of Naira got
burnt in the incidence as shown in the
pictures.

The same you that used money to
scatter the PDP zoning arrangement &
deny the south the slot❓


The hungry Ayu Collected N1bn and
became your personal houseboy to do
as you direct him.❌❌❌❌


Wike has exposed the party chairman Ayu
as a man with no conscience and Atiku
as a man without principles❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

For Nigeria, God no dey listen to
poor people prayers, because dem
too stubborn❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

Go & appease your Village people ..☠️☠️☠️☠️

Ajay7411:
You used Emojis

✌️✌️ Yes ohh ☺️☺️

Part of the online buzz has it that
the suicide was due to his discovery,
probably through the dreaded DNA
test that showed his wife hasn't been
faithful to him..❌❌❌


If you know what I mean❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️☹️






Nigerian women and runs❗️❗️

Tufiakwa ❌❌❌❌

This was the Church✝️ that, in 2014
supportedthe emergence of Buhari, while Oyedepo was vehemently against it❗️❗️☹️☹️

A prophet of God should have seen the
disaster we were heading for .☹️

He think say him go just Japan
like that, without settling his village
people..




Village people dey now reach overseas
as dem too, done upgrade❗️❗️☹️☹️




Welcome back to Buhari's Nigeria,
we die together☺️☺️☺️

The man is always in London to
complete the renovation of his new
house he used Benue workers salary
to pay for.

He has paid Benue workers only 4 times
this year and is owing pensioners 4
years payment.

Very devilish governor❗️❗️❗️ ☹️☹️☹️

We have severally warned men
about women with this types of leg.


It's clear the poor Kenyan man didn't
see our warning.


▶️⏩ 9ja men, you are hereby reminded
to take note, re-check your woman's
leg and quickly take evasive action to
prevent stories that touch the heart

...☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

PDP chop money, but dem work.


APC own na to dey chop money
Without working and get annoyed
With any that accused them of looting.


After 8 years, the only project they
achieved is the Second Niger bridge
at Onitsha ☹️☹️☹️

Fake big boy☹️☹️☹️☹️



When the money begin finish,
him go look for another person
to kidnap..

She was teaching him practicals
in the biological topic of secsual
reproduction.. ☑️☑️☑️


She should be given another medal
for her dedication to education ❗️❗️ ☺️

Chelsea fan for that matter❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

Muslim North & hypocrisy❗️❗️


Even in radio call-in programs, men
and women are given different phone
numbers to call to contribute❗️❗️

PHOTO NEWS: Buhari, Son, Aides Return From New York After UNGA 77

President Muhammadu Buhari alongside his son, wife and aides, arrives Abuja after his participation at the 77th Session of the United Nations General Assembly (UNGA) on Monday morning.

Credit: State House


Buhari has turned a global meeting
of world leaders into a family holiday
frolic at the taxpayers expense.

His son was accompanied by his
new wife, Buhari's Daughter-inlaw

A very irresponsible behavior❗️❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

More like fastest, highest debtor nation.☹️☹️

Clueless mumu☹️☹️☹️☹️

The House of Reps Committee probing the Joint Venture operations of the Nigeria National Petroleum Company Limited (NNPC) said it had uncovered a secret account by the firm According to the information provided by an official of the Accountant General’s Office, the funds are operated by NNPC and Accountant General’s office and kept with CBN The NPPC, however, denied the allegations and said all accounts used under the Joint Venture programme and kept with CBN and sent to federation accounts.

The House Representatives have been probing the joint venture Businesses and Production Sharing Contracts of the NNPC in the last 32 years and said it found a secret account operated by the company in violation of due process.

According to a Guardian report, an official of the office of accountant General of the Federation, Chize Peters, disclosed this before the House’ Adhoc committee probing the issue.

Peters said the firm operates the accounts with the Accountant General’s Office. He said the funds are with the Central Bank of Nigeria, and the proceeds are paid into the federation account.

Peters promised to provide the necessary documentation. But the NNPC has denied the allegations and said it does not directly, or through its upstream arm, the National Petroleum Investment Service (NAPIMS) operate secret accounts. NNPC denies secret accounts The Group General Manager, Group Public Affairs Division of NNPC, Garba Deen Muhammad, posted on its Twitter page that the company does not operate any secret account.


Read more: https://www.legit.ng/business-economy/energy/1494219-nnpc-denies-allegations-by-house-reps-operating-secret-accounts/

Good for the mumu❗️❗️




Bullet don reset him brain☑️☑️☑️

This is piranha fish not Tilapia❗️❗️

Piranha are a small size, but voracious
feeders, found naturally in South America☑️

But she try.✌️✌️✌️

Wike Boyz ❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

Borno governor will be telling
the world and praising Buhari that
the situation has returned to normal.


Northerners are the most hypocritical
& inept people in Nigeria. Their expertise
is to get good government positions to
loot & marry many wives and give birth
to countless children for government to
maintain . You never see them achieving
anything outside Nigeria.


Parasites❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️