₦airaland Forum

I've always felt that this was the plan
of the Muslim North.❌❌❌

That one way or the other, Tinubu will
be removed from the equation, to pave
the way for the Muslim Northerner to
emerge.

This is the reason they insisted on a
Muslim-muslim ticket❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

Steaming hot yam porridge ☑️☑️☑️

A woman has taken her husband to
court for his inability to satisfy her in
"Za Oza Room"❗️❗️❗️


Read on:


LUSAKA WOMAN SUES HER HUSBAND FOR FAILING TO SATISFY HER IN BED

28 year old Anastasia Mtonga of Lusaka's Hellen Kaunda has sued her husband Simon Mumba 32, for failing to satisfy her in bed.

According to a report published by Kalemba, Ms Mtonga told the Lusaka Boma Local Court that her number one motivation for getting married two years ago was to get sexual satisfifaction from it.

She is therefore disappointed that her husband failed satisfy her.

She said being an independent woman who was financially stable, her husband had just one job - to satisfy her in bed - but complained that despite her efforts to arouse him by donning luring clothing
and reinforcing his performance with various concoctions, his performance duration on the matrimonial never improved.

"I want a man who can give me plenty of s*x," Anastasia told the court as she made her case to divorce Mumba with whom she has one child.

However, Mumba expressed shock at his wife's claims that he was a bedroom underperformer.

He told the court that Anastasia should have provided another reason for leaving him because as far as he was concerned, the quality of his bedroom performance was Champions League material.

"If she knew that my performance in bed was not good, why was she following me around when we were dating?" Mumba asked the court.

And delivering judgment in the matter, senior local court justice Mpundu Mwape blew the final whistle to the marriage and ordered Mumba to compensate his ex-wife with K2,000 and to provide monthly maintenance of K400 to his one-year old child.

Buhari is working☺️☺️☺️



Sai Baba ❗️❗️❗️▶️▶️

⏩▶️For a successful resolution of this
strike, both sides must make give and
take sacrifices.


❌❌Most of the problem is caused by the
government not taking education serious.


Overnight, a government that can approve
N30bn for renovation of national
assembly built with N7bn ( which houses less than 1000 legislators ) cannot come
up with N200bn to rejuvenate over
50 federal universities caring for over
1 million Nigerian students. ❗️❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

⏩A Nigerian born & Ghana born
are both Ministers in the new cabinet.


▶️The Ghanaian is their CBN Governor.


If na Buhari, all the appointments will
be Fulani or Kanuri❗️❗️❗️

When both sitting President &
APC presidential candidate no get
WAEC, how them go take education
serious❓❓


They can see that they both attained
the highest levels in life without any solid
educational background, so as far as they
are concerned, university education and
lecturers are overrated and really unnecessary⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️

⏩▶️Avoid betting anything on Chelsea,
they are totally unpredictable.


Be careful also with Liverpool❌❌❌

Lunch ▪️▫️◾️◽️▫️▪️

A failed leader like Buhari always
likes making his voice heard when
better world leaders are talking☹️☹️☹️



Mumu❗️❗️❗️

Lock her up alone in room for
one full day with just one meal.





Her brain go reformat❗️❗️



If you can't handle her now, when
you wan take handle her❓❓



In fact, 2 days.


Nonsense❗️❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

⭕️Young soldiers of this generation
don't know the language to speak to
civilian governments who no sabi❗️❗️

A marriage of 20 years may be on the brink of a collapse after the man found out that he is not the biological father of his 5 children. Henry Nwazuruahu Shield, a former Special Assistant to the Former FCT Minister, Bala Mohammed, who shared the incident on Facebook said the man in question is 57 years old. He did DNA tests on all of them.

He said the shocking discovery was made after the man did DNA tests on all the children.


Read more: https://www.legit.ng/people/family-relationship/1490479-dna-test-57-year-man-finds-20-years-marriage-5-children-dont-belong-him/


Read more:

https://www.legit.ng/people/family-relationship/1490479-dna-test-57-year-man-finds-20-years-marriage-5-children-dont-belong-him/









☹️ Runs don too enter our 9ja women body☹️

Na wah❗️❗️

Some bandits in Zamfara on Monday, September 5, surrendered their weapons to the state government The criminals were said to have joined the All Progressives Congress in the state and are ready to work with the government to ensure peace The bandits were received by a former chairman of the Gusau local government, Babangida Abdullahi, who promised them fairness in the party.

Zamfara - Some bandits in Zamfara have decided to turn a new leaf, embrace peace, and offer themselves to be used by the state government to impact society positively. Led by Baba Karami and Garba Lawal, the bandits on Monday, September 5, said they regret being used by some politicians to unleash terror on innocent citizens, Daily Nigerian reports.

Read more: https://www.legit.ng/politics/1490395-2023-political-party-revealed-bandits-surrender-weapons-join-politics/





https://www.legit.ng/politics/1490395-2023-political-party-revealed-bandits-surrender-weapons-join-politics/

⭕️This Tinubu head was the head of
somebody of about 55 years at least.

You add 20 years to 55, means he is
not less than 75 ❗️❗️❗️

Oga lawyer is doing his job.☑️☑️


In fact, oga lawyer can prove beyond
reasonable doubt that his client is not
really named Abba Kyari❗️❗️

Nigerian sprinter Nzubechi Grace Nwokocha has been provisionally suspended for the use of banned substances by the Athletics Integrity Unit (AIU)

Nwokocha, 21, ran the anchor leg in Birmingham last month as Nigeria beat England and Jamaica to take gold.

She was part of the winning quartet of Tobi Amusan, Favour Ofili, and Rose Chukwuma who won gold in the 4x100m relay at this year’s Commonwealth Games in Birmingham.

The quartet had set a new African Record of 42.10s to win what was Nigeria’s 11th gold medal in Birmingham and it was a historic moment for the country at the Games.

The 21-year-old Nwokocha, a multiple-time national champion over 100 metres, has a personal best time in the 100m of 10.97 seconds set at the last World Championships in Eugene, Oregon, USA. She also ran a personal best of 22.44s in the 200m.

“The AIU has provisionally suspended Nigerian runner, Nzubechi Grace Nwokocha, for the Presence/Use of Prohibited Substances (Ostarine & Ligandrol) (Article 2.1 and Article 2.2),” the body said in a statement on Twitter.



Read details @

https://ionigeria.com/commonwealth-gold-winner-nwokocha-suspended-for-doping/

Since the Minister Of Petroleum and
his NNPC GMD have deliberately killed
the Petroleum sector, they want to use
the Customs Department headed by that
mad Kano mam to make up for the deficit
in revenue☹️☹️☹️


The car dealers should write a petition
to the national assembly, because this
also affects the common man who can
no longer afford ordinary VW Golf that
used to sell for N350k under PDP.


Such Golf will now sell for not less than
N3m❗️❗️

Amaka✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

After 8 years, na now him
dey wake up❓❓

Oga Tradermoni™

Nonsense❗️❗️

Skull ☠️☠️☠️ miners on duty ☹️

This man has killed and buried
her in a shallow grave somewhere❗️❗️☹️☹️

So, if Marwa didn't get appointed,
this unscrupulous cop would have
gone ahead with his criminal activities
and continue to enjoy all these ill-gotten assets❓❓☹️☹️☹️☹️




Marwa, well-done☑️☑️☑️☑️

Jungle go soon mature to confirm
my prophesy.✔️✔️✔️✔️

9ja babes & runz...

IzzyAgu:
So, I finished My Youth Service with Joy and gladness, and was back home till I get a good paying job, since I studied Metalogy/Civil Enginnering in the University..

But guy, there is no course like

"Metalogy"

&

"Enginnering"



It's shocking that a so-called graduate
is unable to properly spell or quote the
correct name of a course he spent
nothing less than 5 years studying☹️☹️☹️


✔️ Metallurgy

✔️Civil Engineering


I wonder the state polytechnic you
attended, because a university graduate
can't write like this.

The D-Day is here to disclose what will
be the general direction of Arsenal FC this
season.


⏩⏩⏩What are your own predictions❓❓


My own is a prophesy, not a prediction.

When you take the cheap type of
Igbo ( Indian hemp), Portable takes, it
can make you talk or behave anyhow❗️❗️☹️

This is another business venture
of some Amaka in Lagos❗️❗️

Meanwhile, gov Masari has succeeded
in building a mosque on a roundabout
in Katsina, Buhari's home state, so
that more poor people can be knocked down
by cars when attempting to go
& pray there❗️❗️❗️☪️☪️☪️☺️☺️☺️