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Only bad news from the State
of the Lifeless one....

OK,...




But where is Amotekun as all
this is now happening in the West?

What would you use with this soup??












My choice?








Soft, Ekiti style pounded yam, washed
down with a chilled bottle of orobo Pepsi™
for the goal...★★★★★

This government always comes
up with totally unworkable policies
& everyone suffers in the process...

Our incompetent army
commanders that cannot catch
any warlord by themselves.

They wait for amnesty for the
person to come out before going to
snatch him & kill.

Why have they not captured the
Boko haram oga that posts video
of them beheading & killing soldiers daily?


Why have they never captured any
Miyetti fulani warlord?



Gana is a criminal who has
repented & should have been
rehabilitated the same as Boko haram.


Abi na only Muslims dem dey rehabilitate?

Hungry man tinz....

Go & ask your predecessor Kachiku
what he & his dull oga told us in 2015..


Buhari is doing NYSC in Aso Rock
on how to rule a country. He will complete
his NYSC & do Pass out in 2023!!


Clueless, incompetent govt with
no direction....

Men leave home & family daily to go out to
struggle to make income in order to
ensure that their family have a roof
over their heads & do not go hungry..

A Certain troubling discovery has put
a terrible question mark on an otherwise
calm family..


A young Nigerian man has cried out
on the goings on his his uncle's household,
Kindly read on & draw your conclusion.




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‘My uncle set to divorce wife after plumber removed 23 condoms blocking the toilet’ – Young man cries out

A young Nigerian man has cried out after a plumber removed 23 used condoms from the toilet in his uncle’s house.


According to him, they have just celebrated two years in marriage and have been blessed with a daughter but the marriage is about to collapse because of the used condom found in the toilet. His uncle was surprised because he is not always at home and he does not use condom on his wife.

The young man who posted the story on Nairaland wrote:

“Hello house don’t mind my grammar pls!

There’s problem in the house! We have been having problem with our toilet for a while now but we received a shock after find out what the problem is….

My uncle is 44 and his wife is 34 with 1 kid (girl) they just celebrated 2 years anniversary. My uncle spend most of the time at the shop. He sells spare parts and automobile, he never knew and will never believe that his wife brings another man home (who she has once introduced to me as his cousin) … Fas tFWD

Two weeks now we have been finding it hard to flush toilet because the water is moving …. My uncle called a plumber yesterday, the plumber had to call my uncle to show him what the problem is.. To our surprise its A condom and one of them is still fresh with some sperm inside…

My uncle was surprised because he said he never used it on her since they got married … He just built the house which is not even up to 1year… Now their marriage is on the line of collapsing, I like the wife very well because she is kind and generous she buys me latest things like phones shoes shirts… I don’t know how to contribute to the issues because I am just a boy boy..

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Under the beggarly, almajiri,
begging-begging government of
Buhari, nobody respect Nigerians again.

Ghanaians are molesting our citizens,
Benin & Togo republics are disrespectful,
Dubai & UAE are refusing job permits,

South Africans are chasing down our
boys & hacking them down on the streets
like mad dogs.








Because of his over waka, waka, any
country he goes to now, no foreign govt
officials have time to receive him. He
just takes keke or taxi to our foreign
missions.

He should have redirected his
attentions elsewhere tey, tey !!


A woman will fuchk up your mind
if you show desperacy... Abi the mumu
guy be virgin?


One female housemate once mentioned
that Kidd has never chased any girl
in da house ....... That's a real playa & babes
are attracted to such nonchalance...





In the final analysis, Kidd will take Nengi
& his "billionaire" father will settle with Erica..

Mark my prophetic words..

Oyibo can chop anything....



Tufiakwa!!

Make dem wash am, send am
come Nigeria, our gehs go buy am
use as human hair weave on..

What have they done to the boys
of Shekau the BH leader who curses
Buhari daily ?

You too fear.....

E be like say village people
follow her enter the House...


.... after one month of blue film
action & banging from the Tiv boy, she
is still leaving empty handed!!


What a loss,

What a shame!!

GEEBITE:
So you participated in or abetted rape?

Who mentioned rape....

Wetin go dey pain her na the
Kiddwaya deek wey she go leave
for Nengi to enjoy...



She just a jealous, bad behaved
chick, with a very light head for alcohol.



During my university days, guys dey
take advantage of such babes by inviting
her to parties & giving her enough wine,
then take her to a backroom make guys
make line..... wink, wink, wink

CORRUPTION!!!!!!!

Once it comes to poor man,
all these hypocritical charlatan,
so-called cleric, will be foaming in
the mouth for Shari'a law to be applied..



But if na big man, dem go dey form
say, dem don forget the part of
the law to apply..


Shari'a law is just used by Fulani to
keep their Haousa serrfs in place so that
they don't start thinking for themselves..


Check his background, the guy is Hausa.


All the Fulani bandit killers they have
been arresting, why have they not
applied Shari'a law on robbery & murder
on them? Of course, because they are
Fulani & those clerics that interpret
Shari'a law are Fulani..


Is there anything like amnesty for
murderers & armed robbers in Shari'a?



Hausa, make una continue una mumu.


Nonsense!!

Na hypocritical dem..
........in their shrine for dat mata ...

Person wey set trap with 150
cows on top, na him know Wetin
him wan catch....


Me, i for ready to put 1000 cows,
so long as na bubu & Aisha daughter..


One appointment for Niger Delta
Development Commission do me

This government & lies!!



From one lie to the other...


They saved 1trn but are borrowing
money from everywhere..

Now they are even borrowing food
from ECOWAS..



If Nigerian men don't sit up, govt
will soon go & borrow Ghanaian men
to come & impregnate your wives.



They are currently looking to borrow
a Chinese man to be next governor
of Anambra State because the State
took so much Chinese loan..

Hotels don suffer.....




Choi !!!

Finally....

Last warning to everyone
on this thread!!!


All the girls commenting, including
those in the House will do the same
thing if they had the chance.


We sabi una.

How does he finance the habit?



Alcoholism is a serious psychological
disease that affects the whole family..



He needs social, family & spiritual
counseling..

Na so life be for heart matters..


Girl wey you put for mind like queen
& she dey do Yang's for you, another guy
dey treat her as house girl sidechick..


That girl can never treat Laycoñ with
any respect, she may manage him when
a better alternative isn't immediately available.

Laycon isn't wise in the ways of women,
girls like Erica are attracted to guys with
a 'bad boy' image, not gentle Caring softies
like Laycon...

She should have taken Israeli citizenship.....

His manager dad didn't know he signed
his son into perpetual slavery & bondage
to Barcelona...


That's why you shouldn't mix business
with family..

Where are all these planes flying too?


Last time I checked, Akwa Ibom is a
'rich' state with very poor, superstitious
citizens who believe so much in child
witchcraft & enjoy roasting suspected
criminals on their streets..


Abi na for govt officials & corrupt politicians
only?

doggedfighter:
I'm happy now

I'm happy I made you happy...