₦airaland Forum

How I wish humans fall into this category, then crime will reduce!

The stomach can crazily demand for food.

If you don't satisfy it, you invite ulcer.

It is a big deal !!!

From this story, I noticed you are a lawyer.

I learnt lawyers are learned.

Are they not learned in women aspect?
Just curious!

lekki1444:
audio jury

Jury does not exist in Nigeria.

GossipHeart:

Everyone knows he's a Yahoo boy

He's currently wanted by the Malaysian government for fraud

He ought to lay low and enjoy the money he's already stolen from innocent people but he's stupid enough to be flaunting his ill gotten money on Instagram

If i were him, i wouldn't let anyone know how i roll, no Instagram or Facebook, i will just retire from that lifestyle and start a legit business

He will be arrested by EFCC soon

Trust me

Are you a prophet?

This is your personal issue.

The reason is not genuine.

The fact that they cannot be procured does not mean that their names should be dropped from the charge.

Even an unknown person can be charged not to talk of known and unavailable ones.

Dating or not, it is wrong to visit a person without notice.

It is absolutely wrong except it is a case of emergency!

ThePussiologist:
there's no evidence, just he say she say and that doesn't stand in court.

You mean there is no witness to it nor any written message (WhatsApp, Facebook etc.) ?

It is actionable in court.

The offence is called 'breach of promise to marry.'

So, take a legal step!

The man really looks young in that picture.
Many Nigerian men feel they can cheat women with the promise to marry. O'wrong!

Which matter are you settling in ur area?

ote author=paulolee post=90023468]cool...each time i remember this zlatan story wey back in abk wen he was in mapoly i would just sigh n endup being happy for him...zlatan back then wey be say we all think say na joke him be even if say we they enjoy his freestyles and his rapping skills back den bt nobody n not even him believed that he would get this far...his breakthrough started when he won a car in one upcoming show organized in mapoly by airtel and even at that we still think say na abk him shine go stop bt my gee jus blow anyhow lyl army pistol and am still thanking olamide badoo for that "my body" collaboration because that was his starting point and still remember how the whole of mapoly was exited by that feat bcoz badoo bin de hot dt time n zlatan took it from there...
2 fun facts..
1.zlatan bin de sit for back sit dt time n follow de disturb class wenever class hungry am to enter n we bin say e no get head bt now the rest na story
2..he gat a close friend dt was very good in rap n even more better n popular than zlatan in mapoly back den bt today i no even remember wen last i hear abt dt guy...dts grace.[/quote]How I wish you could write this in good English.

What is it that you should have said in a particular situation but you didn't say and it still pains you or you still regret not saying it?

The man, his ministry, his family and his God are supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Texman21:
If this makes fp i will cut my dick and post it

Be as good as your own words.

What gave her the confidence to post this online is due to the fact that a woman with at least a child in our society is accorded more respect regardless of whether the child was a product of wedlock or not than a married woman seeking the fruit.

You should have noticed that when such a child becomes a grown up, other women will start respecting the woman on the basis of the age difference between that child and their own children.

Hospitals should be established within police stations in Nigeria for the following reasons:

1. Medical reports can be easily obtained by rape victims which will save victims the stress of rushing down to hospital before police station.

2. Victims of bullet wounds can easily obtain police report which will be tendered at the hospital situated within the same police station.

NB: Medical Practitioners are advised to comply with the provisions of the Compulsory Treatment and Care for Victims of Gunshot Act, 2017

There was a guy I made my travel-mate from Ibadan to Enugu Law school who I eventually got to know he was psychotic: he loved to wear faded pink jeans. He believed everyone was hypocritic; he believed everyone was addicted to masturbation except him; he enjoyed backbiting so much that he attended a birthday ceremony thrown by a rich guy - he ate and drank well there but left there to talk about how the celebrant was rich, yet had no girlfriend because according to him, the celebrant was gynophobic. To him, joy is temporal, hence he was always sad. He had nothing to talk about on Whatsapp group page aside sex and masturbation. He was addicted to weed-smoking. He would claim he hated watching movies, but later talked about one Odunlade Adekola's movie.
According to him, nudity should be celebrated, but he would never take his own nude picture. He always prayed for war to break out in Nigeria.
He always cursed renowned men of God.
He is in his late 30's with no achievement in life.

The most pathetic & weirdest person I have ever met.

This is a right-thinking celeb!

sinceraconcept:
Tribal mark honestly has to be criminalized.
There was a day I was travelling down to Saki after many years of not visiting and I sighted 2 well dressed light skinned girls looking fly on okays and I was trying to look at their faces to admire them and what I saw on the face of one of them shocked me, those tribal marks are so thick and dark, not the 1 1 tribal mark but is it abaja or keke they call it? The marks were plenty and dark and I couldn't imagine how much she curses her parents or whoever is responsible for it daily. Ever since then, I've not seen a girl in Saki which such tribal mark, the most I see is 1 1 which is also very rare that I may not even see any girl with any tribal mark for a week straight. Parents don't want to put it on the faces of their kids anymore

You and Olaiya Igwe would be glad to know that the act has been criminalized by The Children and Young Persons Act.

Phone-call etiquettes Nigerians should know:

1. Allow the caller to be in control.
Do not interrupt.

2. Respond on time to a missed call either by way of text or call.[color=#006600][/color]

3. Both parties should give polite notice before hanging up unless the circumstance warrants it. Simple 'bye' may suffice.

4. Both parties should speak audibly. Do not shout. Find a quiet place.

5. Both parties should avoid all distractions such as greeting a passerby.

6. If you call once without response, call once more. It may be vexatious and rude to call a person more than twice without response.
You may text afterwards.

7. Let your call be brief.

Shibaraba:
Ibadan....
He has been scammed.

Do you think there is repercussion concerning the spit thing?

A friend whose phones were stolen and bank account wiped needs a piece of advice.

He said he was coming home from work on Monday when two guys asked him for description of a particular place in Ibadan.
He pointed at the place, but they pleaded that he should take them there.
When they got to a quiet place, he told them he couldn't go further, but one of them said he was glad for what he had done.
He then said he would pray for him. After the prayer, he told him he had some visions about him and that in order to waive every evil forces against him he had to say another prayer.

After saying the other prayer, he made some incantations which made #20 note appeared in his hand. My friend told me that he was frightened at this point and said he wanted to leave. The guy cautioned him not to leave with a warning that he could run mad if he tried such.

He the told him that to prevent such, he had to say some incantations after him as follows,
'o ti foju ri o, igun merin lowo ni, igun merin ni posi ni' which means 'you have seen it o, money has 4 edges and coffin has four edges.'

He then instructed him to bring out his phone, money and atm card to pray over it so that money will not run away from him. My friend brought it out and he told him to say that money will not run away from him and conclude it with his A.T.M. card pin.

He then asked him to recite some incantations after him and spit into his own palm. He the asked him to check the back of his palm to see the spit and he saw it indeed.

He then collected his phone, his money and A.T.M. card without stress and told him to go and count 20 electric poles and touch them each to complete the ritual without looking back and that he should look back after that.

He counted and touched 10 poles before something told him to go back.
He went back and found none of these guys.

He didn't understand what was going on until he started receiving debit alerts on his phone which he forgot to give out. He was debited up to #300,000. He couldn't rush to bank 'cos it was already past 4.

What he is worried about is the part where he was told to recite incantations and he did and where he spit into his palm and it appeared at the back of his palm.

He wants to know what could be the repercussion.
I told him to relax though.

What I do not understand is that even with the rate at which social media is being used by young minds whereon pictures and videos of themselves are being posted to show happy and colourful mood and settings, yet they feel suicidal immediately something sad occurs. Is this not cryptical?
In the past, there were no social media to relieve tension, yet no suicide.
Only weak, corrupt, tyrannical and/or inhumane kings were compelled to commit suicide. What is the way forward?

Did you know that the statement

''should anyone here present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace''
is usually uttered at the wrong time by most Ministers of God in the course of joining a man and a woman to become one?

The idea behind the formulation of this banns is to abhor clandestine marriage and it is indeed a great idea!

However, it beats me why most Ministers of God do fail to comply with the procedure guiding this pronouncement in marriage ceremonies!

Oxford Dictionary defines banns as ''a notice read out on three successive Sundays ... announcing an intended marriage and giving the opportunity for objections.''

This simply means that the statement should be read out *some weeks before the commencement of the marriage ceremony.*

By advising that officiating minister not to make the announcement on the D-day, you will save yourself of disgrace, emotional stress and/ or shock, social ostracism and great loss.

God forbid that someone inadvertently or intentionally raises his/her hand to object !

I would appreciate if this can make FP 'cos it could save Nigerians.

Akinade Dove

I will not support the scrapping of the wig owing to the religious nature of this country. Covering of the head with hijab or any other flamboyant material by female lawyers will be the next issue to be solved upon a successful abolition of wig wearing. Moreso, male lawyers will debate whether to use cap (fila) or not or what type of cap to be donned upon appearance in court.
I think instead of subjecting the judiciary to these unnecessary vagaries, there could just be a change in the colour of the wig from white to black.
This is a black country and there should be traces of anti-colonialism and anti:racism. I humby submit!

perdollar:
u dreamt of being agbero and now u r king of agbero. congrat!

Shut ur trap and face ur studies!

ayaside:
And to think that people will okay them for this ridiculous stand..More like there is no second chance.Education is supposed to reform and transform an individual.Some guys with tattoos are the nicest people..Education taught me never to judge a BOOK by its cover.Such an irony.

You do not need to judge a book by its cover but you can identify a book by its cover.

Buffalowings3:
What morality.
So it is tattoo that is your headache not the country being fantastically corrupt.

Tattoo is not my headche, your inability to understand the point of view of the VC is my headache.

FortifiedCity:
How are you sure those guys are real criminals?

E be like you don't know what those people are capable of doing

My assurance as to whether they are real or fake criminals is immaterial. What you should know is that the SARS is an agent of the government and the law presumes it is an agent of integrity until the contrary is proved. If you have issues with any of them, approach the court.

perdollar:
they probably dreamt of becoming doctors or army, now they r suspected robbers

Do you know them?