₦airaland Forum

Forreellinc:
Miserable people go and fvck
Stop expecting a medal for keeping it in your pants

Imoh555:
Do we still have virgins in Nigeria

candlewax:
Abi? God bless you

okosodo:
Buhari has been empowering these guys through the back door

happney65:
"Adams Oshiomhole, National Chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), on Wednesday led a song filled with chants of ‘thief’ against Senate President Bukola Saraki, who was a member of his party until July 2018 when he defected to the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

During his speech at the APC presidential rally in Lokoja, capital of Kogi State, Oshiomhole appeared to be set on a lengthy dig at Atiku, only for him to switch to Saraki in a flash.

“I challenge Atiku Abubakar, the candidate of PDP. We will publish the record. In his election in 20011, Atiku lost in Adamawa; he lost all the three senatorial seats,” he began, before going on to explain how three senators lost an election in 2015 only for Atiku to insist otherwise.

“President Obasanjo called me; I was in Labour; I was the real opposition. And he said, ‘listen, now listen, o ti to (it is enough)… ole, ole (theft, theft) will kill you. My own comrade, I need you to say… because when they talk of rigging and manipulation, they are the sustenance of rigging.

“One of the losers wrote a congratulatory letter to the man who won, but because Atiku felt, how can he be Vice-President and he lost his own state, he paid N100 million each to those who won for them to accept defeat. That is how those who lost, they smuggled them into victory; those who won, they paid them to accept defeat.

“Is that a man who will speak of honesty? Is that a man who can speak to integrity? Is that a man who can speak to character?

“Atiku wants to become Chairman of INEC, his Vice President wants to become Inspector General of Police. Their campaign Director-General is the man who presided over the liquidation of Societe Generale Bank after they had collected the deposits of very poor people. Bukola Saraki.”

At this point the crowd chanted ole (thief).

Oshiomhole joined in, saying: “Bukola Saraki, ole (thief)."

Oshiomhole then broke into a song during which he chants “Bukola Saraki” and the crowd respond with "ole" (thief).

At some point, he mixed it with “PDP”, to which the crowd also responded with “ole” (thief)"

http://saharareporters.com/2019/01/17/%E2%80%98bukola-thief-saraki-thief%E2%80%99-%E2%80%94-oshiomhole-leads-anti-saraki-song-apc-rally

DeLaRue:
Who took off their skirts/trousers.

Some things are so wrong.

Where's the dignity for the dead

sarrki:
https://www.tribuneonlineng.com/181633/

daddytime:
Quotation indeed. Na today you see data borrow to come online?

The humans with skulls containing a functional matter on here, read, understood the intended pun at play, liked and moved on. But you kinders wey toto water never dry comot for una head dey wan tell me the meaning of yahoo.

The joke was certainly on you lots for such a gargantuan display of buffoonery.

daddytime:
You see how you successfully displayed your ignorance to the entire world all in a bid to comment and slam.

Someone like you will claim to be learned and a graduate yet can't tell a satire from a statement of fact nor the meaning of the inverted commas. Ordinary "lol" you don't know. Smh

What a pity.

gaby:
Who still takes "yahoo yahoo" serious.
They are a menace in Nigeria.
Ladies, their undies and body parts are not safe with yahoo yahoo.
Ritualists...lol

deantimes:
Source: https://politicstimesng.com/service-chiefs-buharis-2019-next-level-campaign-presidency/

NwaAmaikpe:




I sent that audio file to a few friends who work as audio forensic analysts at Dolby Laboratories and they gave the same verdict.
That audio recording is fake and partly doctored.

They didn't say the same about Magus,
Neither did they say the same about Ganduje's video.
APC keeps looking for imaginary scandals to divert attention from their complicity to corruption.

APC is drowning.
APC is drowning
Buhari is shivering,
Oshiomhole will soon become a convicted felon.
Dasuki will soon be free again,
The killer Fulani herdsmen will go back to Libya,
Jubrin will return to Sudan.
Nigeria will work again.

PDP has won the Presidential battle and if you are a Southerner and you aren't behind Atiku, you are a betrayer.

Mrcomedimatic:
Today Kano Sate Governor, Umar Ganduje and his deputy governor Dr Nasiru Gawuna presented the 2019 Budget Worth N219Billion to the state house in Kano.

The 2019 budget is tagged Budget Of Sustainable Development aimed at completing ongoing projects and initiation of some new ones in the state.


Source: http://www.ngg.ng/2018/11/14/photos-of-governor-umar-ganduje-presenting-2019-budget-worth-n219billion/

Mrcomedimatic:
Today Kano Sate Governor, Umar Ganduje and his deputy governor Dr Nasiru Gawuna presented the 2019 Budget Worth N219Billion to the state house in Kano.

The 2019 budget is tagged Budget Of Sustainable Development aimed at completing ongoing projects and initiation of some new ones in the state.


Source: http://www.ngg.ng/2018/11/14/photos-of-governor-umar-ganduje-presenting-2019-budget-worth-n219billion/

TheGreenLand:
That is good governance.

sidunteysplace:
TO MY LOVE.
Never forget that our world is beyond words and pictures,
sometimes its hard to find words to tell you how much you mean to me.
If i did anything right in my life, it was when i gave my heart to you.
You are my best friend, My soulmate, my EVERYTHING
I LOVE YOU.
#Preweddingpictures
#Nairalanders
#Love
#Forever
#YEBAS2018

gideon1971:
Please who read d story that looks like terms and conditions, I need summary,




But d guy is a vamp

HigherEd:
Well truth is you wouldn't see this news on punch on vanguard - This news was deliberately dug out by churchgist, if not you wouldn't hear of it. Also, it is personal charitable acts that should be concealed. However, when you are using the commonwealth of the church then the members have the responsibility to know what it is being used for.

kodded:
the 'hag' is known across the continent, please tell me, apart from being a professional baba ijebu player, what other thing are you known for ?











better read my signature and change your life and stop hating people that don't know if you are existing

ChangetheChange:
Banky W has admitted he is part of the controversial 67 million Youth Initiative which a whistle blowing new agency had claimed 200 million Naira was contracted to conveners of the Initiative to offer support to Buhari 2019 reelection bid.
The list had names like
Ubi Franklin CEO of made men music Group
Japhet Omojuwa who is an ardent Buhari supporter.

fatdon2:
http://thesportsdaily.com/2018/07/15/watch-french-president-emmanuel-macron-goes-nuts-in-press-box-celebrating-world-cup-win/

toysleek:
Anything to trend on twitter sha

GoTV:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, i think we Christians are heating up the polity with our hate speeches and unnecessary hatred towards Muslims cum Fulani tribe. Our irresponsible preachers like Oyedepo deserves to be arrested and tortured by the DSS for spreading fake news about islamization and encouraging self defense when the bible teaches us to love our neighbors as ourselves. Fiery preachers are mostly Christians and they are hell bent on tarnishing the image of Muslims and Fulanis. This is why i like organizations like MURIC working day and night to defend the interests of Muslims. I think we Christians are the problems in this country.

OhiOfIhima:
Oga if u disagreed wit dis figure, give us ur agreed figures. Case close!

youngberry001:
Em just dey carry em priccck waka up nd down just bcuz of punna


punna wey i dey lash here anyhow in minna

abeg may d dude come meet here in minna em go lash tire.

nwakibie3:
THE Presidency has accused the opposition Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) of shedding crocodile tears by declaring a mourning period for people killed in Plateau state, saying that even though more people were killed under the former ruling party, it never declared a mourning period.

A statement issued by Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, in Abuja on Thursday, gave a list of killings under PDP which it said the party never mourned.

The statement said that it was sad and unfortunate killings in Plateau state over the weekend have been turned to an opportunity to once again play irresponsible politics, particularly by the PDP.

The PDP had on Wednesday declared seven days of mourning during which it said flags in its office will fly at half mast.

The presidency stated: “These are dolorous times that call for deep introspection on how cheap human lives have become, and the proffering of actionable ideas on how to get out of the bind. But the PDP would rather dance on the graves of the dead, playing cheap, infantile politics.

“The comatose and prostrate party is declaring seven days of mourning, during which flags in its offices would be flown at half-mast nationwide. But unknown to the party, those flags had been forcefully lowered since its 2015 loss at the polls and may remain so for a long time to come, because Nigerians are politically discerning, and cannot be hoodwinked by cheap antics.

“A quick checklist of some savage and brutal killings in Nigeria during PDP rule, between 1999 and 2015, for which no national mourning was declared:

“November 20, 1999. Odi, in Bayelsa State, was invaded on orders of a PDP President. About 2,500 people killed. No national mourning.

“Between February and May 2000, about 5,000 people were killed during riots over Sharia law in different parts of the North. No national mourning.

“In 2001, hundreds of people, including the old, infirm, women and children were killed in Zaki Biam. No crocodile tears.

“Between September 7-12, 2001, Jos, Plateau State, erupted in internecine killings. Between 500 and 1,000 people were killed. Flags were not flown at half mast.

“In February 2004, at least 975 people were killed in Yelwa-Shendam, Plateau State. No mourning by the then ruling PDP.

“Between November 28 and 29, 2008, Jos was in flames again, with 381 deaths. No mourning.

“In 2010, 992 people killed in Jos. Mum was the word.

“In 2014 alone, according to Global Terrorism Index, at least 1,229 people were killed in the Middle Belt. No mourning.

“Boko Haram killings in PDP years were over 10,000. PDP flags were still fluttering proudly in the sky.

“Those who take pleasure in twisting statements from the Presidency may claim we are saying that many more people were killed under PDP than under President Muhammadu Buhari. It would be unconscionable to do so. The intendment of this statement is to show that wanton killings had been with us for awhile; this government is working towards enduring solutions; and should be given the opportunity to do so.

“Even a single soul is precious, and no man should take a life, which he cannot create. But when tragic situations as had happened in Plateau State occur, such should never be used to play crude politics. Those who are wont to do so should have change of hearts, or lose their very humanity.”




http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/152671/