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Depression is REAL. Rest in peace man.

My dear, it’s not the child’s fault. It’s long years of suffering and she has a look of someone who was once malnourished that just wacked her facial appearance. Really feeling for her.

paulolee:
chai...sori to say bt dt face wey i c 4 dt pics b lyk wu don die already bcox id face b lyl obituary pics...na joke oo

Sir, seems you didn’t read some of the comments properly and intensively. It was also said that some ladies put products into their private parts that also cause a man to have crazy feelings of the same effect as of men that put drugs in their penis.

Gandollar:
. What's this one saying?

They say men are applying cocaine on their mojo before sleeping with women and you are hearing begging men to be careful with holes?

Hmmm. Things re happening oo. I can remember when I was a student nurse the experiences some matrons will tell us they have experienced during night shifts. Chai... HBP and all will just overwhelme I and some of our colleagues.Las, las, it’s all gonna be good.

Men pls oo, be extremely careful. Not all holes are meant to be explored. Coping all this things am seeing and sending to all my brothers, cousins and extended male folks and to my male friends. Evil shall not befall any of us.This is SCARY

My dear, we have good psychologist and psychiatrist here in Nigeria believe it or not.
I know you might start thinking of stigmatization when you work into such a facility.
My candid advice to you, you take your friend to the nearest psychiatric hospital in your area just to give her emotional support.
Her history will be taken starting from her childhood. Question will be asked weather she grew up with her parents to weather she was ever abused. A lot of history will be taken from her.
Then she will be directed to see a consultant psychologist to attend to her. DeArie, I know you think it’s scary but it’s not, just take this bold step and do what I have suggested. You will see your friend will get better. She should never hide anything about herself when questions re asked cause all this will also aid in a good treatment plan that will be given to her. She will also be asked to partake in psychotherapy that will be one of her treatment. Just do this please. Peace

Please she will need the aid of a psychologist ASAP. This is a serious issue pls.

OP you da BOMB.

This Op is mad o

loosecanon50:
We can become friends if you wantu be laughing more often

Your kind of person there will be no full moment
Definitely know how to make a joke. Peace

Amarabae:
There are bad eggs in every profession

Very true.. a whole lot if I must say.

loosecanon50:
If to say na so nurses be for Nigeria me sef go like contract COVID-19 birUs

Hahahahaha. I don hear. You funny

SultanOfAbia:
Bitter kola containss high amount of caffiene.
Caffiene is a stimulant that can releases sex hormone called Testosterone
Testosterone is responsible for high libido, and stamina and increase sexual arousal
Women produce little Testosterone so bitter kola acts as a precussor or aphrodisiac to activate more production of testosterone in women thereby increasing their libido.

She is using it to enhance her sexual enjoyment.. it's like taking Cocaine before a wrestling match.

On point....

Bonatheripper:
Maybe he just received alert.

Alert can cause massive erection

Hahahahaha I don laugh tire. Bro you re a comedian.

Randy100:
It was a hot afternoon of saturday 21st december 2019, I was sweating profusely like a christmas he-goat. I was busy minding my business and walking on the pedestrial side when I saw a small girl who I later got to know to be 19 years. She was carrying a school bag at her back and also a sack full of book on the hand, I could see she was struggling. As a man with good heart, I decided to help a little sister. I offered my help and I can bet my left balls that she was pleased as she smiled back and agreed without reluctancy. She was beautiful though slim with no nyash and a tiny breast that you could mistaken as a big pimple. I didn't mind, I was only interested in one thing to chop and clean mouth. I collected the sack from her hand with ease, showing no weakness. We started matching to where she will enter keke that is going to her direction. When we reached where she will enter keke, I asked for her number and she said, I should call my own instead that she is going to call me. I called my number, but I noticed she was not writing it down any where. I asked her why, she told me that the number is already stored in her brain. I doubted it and asked her to call it. With the speed of light she vomited the number for me. I was so impressed. She promised to call me but she refused to tell me when.

I have always been in control when I am involve with any lady, but this one, I was the one anxious waiting for her to call me. After waiting for the whole of december, I gave up and stopped expecting. On friday, 3rd january 2020, she called to wish me happy new year. I was so excited, and still I don't know why I was excited. I called her back in the evening to ask her if she will be free on sunday, that I want to take her out. She agreed and we fixed 4pm at genesis located in leventis at Enugu.

Having dated so many girls, I know how girls think, so I am always ahead of them. Thinking I was dealing with a random girl, by 4pm I started coming out from my house when she called that she is already there. I lied that I was helping an accident victim that I will soon be there. I arrived 30 minutes late and apologized which I have never done because I am always earlier. It has been the other way round, the girls apologizing. We went inside and sat comfortably talking. I got to know she is in second year studying electrical engineering at UNN. All my life, I have never met a girl as highly intelligent as her. She was so versatile in every aspect. We discussed politics and I got to know that her favourite tv show is journalist hangout. We talked football, her analysis of why she thinks Messi is better than Ronaldo was top notch. She countered every of my defense of Ronald intelligently. I was perplexed and shocked. We ordered for their useless fried rice and drinks and ate. She brought out 1k and gave to me. She said I should use it and support whatever I am paying. She even paid more than half of what we ate.

I came back, lost in thought about her, I was so impressed. I picked up my phone and texted her "God bless your father for raising a great daughter like you. Good night." I have been doubting if truly she is a girl, or if I have a Bobrisky situation here. Just like Thomas in the bible, who said "I won't beleive untill I put my hand inside that hole."

That’s just me. That’s why here in this forum certain things I will say people will think it’s a male. It’s not all we females that have low is or spoilt, cunning, uncultured, crude brats.
Some female folks have fish brains.

MadeINchenzen2:
How would you know if what you are learning is right... u might pick up a very bad lesson that is capable of turning your naive life upside down. Dont be misguided !

To me o, it ain’t wrong for the babe to spend on the guy, take him out, buy him gifts. It mustn’t be something expensive if you can’t afford it but show the guy you appreciate and adore him.

fullblast:
Lemme check.... I don't know any for now.
But in this thread considering the fact that I'm a sapiosexual, I will choose the down to earth Aditkd

Wow, I really do appreciate the compliment but my dear, I won’t be able to date you. But we can be friends. Peace bro.

Irijosa777:
So I met this girl during our tp (300L) we became very close that people think we are in a relationship, during the tp she invited me to her appointment which I honored and ever since then we have been very close. After the tp we started crushing on each other but I was not in a hurry to go into a relationship with her, she is beautiful and have some good characters. Even though we are not in a relationship I do give her money to take care of herself such as making of hair and other things, buy food stuff, textbooks and pay some academic bills for her. When my emotion towards her get stronger I let her know my feeling towards her... After that boom! she started behaving as if she is my total responsibility which I also ignore, to her I am her boyfriend, to me she is my crush. when her phone screen got spoiled I told her that I'll repair it but she refused saying she need a new phone...
But the issue started when she started dragging space with my Mom.
I normally bought my mom provisions anytime am going home so I bought a can of tea and milk that I will take to my mom, that period she told me that her foodstuff is down especially tea and milk and we settle the for the size of tea and milk that am going to buy for her but when she discovered that I have bought a bigger tea and milk for my mom she changed her mind saying she want a bigger one too, that I can't buy my mom a big can of tea and milk then buy her a smaller one. She was very serious with all totally, I refused, I bought her the one we settle for her though she nagged about it. She once asked me to give her a phone that I had promised to give to my nephew which I refused, she was like "so this is about family first?" now it is my Mom, she has not enter but she has started dragging space, what will then happen when she is in?
So after the event I know i can't go into a relationship with her, though I have already made the plan to ask her out officially. I know we are really in love with each other, I really love her I wanted her to be my first love. I have even talk to my mom about her.
But with those attitude I have seen, I don't need advice from anybody before I knowing what to do. One thing about me is that I never allowed my emotion to blind the better part of me.
So I told her that we can't go into a relationship that we should just remain in friendship, no ill feeling, it was a hard decision for me because I really love her. she was mad at me, she swear never to do anything with me again and so on. I just told myself to give myself a time and move on that I will get over it.
But sometimes I just feel was not fair to her...
Did I do wrong by ending it.
Note: she doesn't easily take correction. She is also good at emotional blackmail.

Bro, are you kidding me? You on point man. Don’t think with your heart now, use your head know you re hurting and all but you will be good man. Just be strong.
Some females they re embarrassment to my sex.

Congratulations bro, just keep pushing and moving on. Always put your blinders on. Peace

FisayoEkiti:
.this is the only Igbo state I like it's people..cool headed and peaceful..and not the loud mouthed Anambra people

I schooled in the state university and lived there for a long time. The place is calm and peaceful. And my best friend is from there but his mum is Anambra.

Davash222:
Imagine girl wan snatch your babe from you. Lol

as in guy help me reason am. The dude won’t recover at all. He will be like if na my fellow guy, I go grab but na woman snatch my babe. My own don be. Hahahahaha

Investnow2017:
Check the bar where you have like, share report. You will find "modify". Click on it and it will take you to the original page of your comment.

Thanks for your informed contribution so far. I keep saying it, until the taskforce kill the virus of ignorance about this contagion they may win the war but for sure they will lose the battle. The level of stupidity spread by people about this virus is annoyingly irksome.

To push her lame argument someone was saying "why did the chief of staff die and Atiku son did not die if you say that there is Covid-19? in nigeria". And with that STUPID comparison and reasoning she expect sane people to count her among human being and not among unreasoning animal. So disappointing.
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Done the correction, Wow thanks for that, though it took me some time to actually get it. Not too long i joined the forum and still trying to get my
footings. Peace bro.

explosiveskull:
are you married?

Thanks for the correction once again, haven’t done the correction yet cause I can’t figure out how to do it. For the above question No.

Angelfrost:
How can you use "leave" when talking about "lives"??!... You don't know the clear difference between "leave" and "live"??!

Thank you so much for the correction, really do appreciate it. Let me see if I can correct myself.

StubbornGENIUS:
You should not reply all this nonsense comments.just ignore them so that they can wallow in their ignorance untill they or someone they know gets infected.

Well noted and advice taken Sir.. Thank you so much for the advice. The rate of ignorance people have about this virus is damn high. Such a pity.

Meritocracy:
The lady was also in isolation, isolation is real, the disease is real but some are using disease to scam and loot money. Being in isolation on Nigeria doesn't mean you have it. This health worker can pay for some people to claim covid 19 to siphon money with the help of state government. I remember Bello of Kogi saying he couldn't lockdown his people in exchange for money.

Already we know how our political system in Nigeria is that doesn’t mean one should conclude it’s a scam. So pls I will continue to say one had to be careful

Pearl05:
Yes the virus is real but about 85% of the reported cases in Nigeria are fake.

My dear, I have said the one I know. I have two of my colleagues currently in isolation. Weather govt is playing games or not I don’t care, all I know is to be careful when dealing with people cause e no Dey show for face. Some people re carriers without them knowing.
But I don’t blame people saying it’s fake. If television stations can be asked to go give coverage at the isolation centers and blur the faces of patients probably people might have a change of mindset, just as BBC and CNN reports to the world about the virus

topstone4:
Who conducted the test for them? You?

And did you see the results with your own eyes?

See let me tell you something Sir, really those of us in the medical field can show ourselves our results cause we re in the system.
The medical lab scientist and the govt have their
reasons why result won’t be shown to people. But we in the system have our way of getting our info.

naijaschoolguru:
You most be a thief, someone who lie for a living is a thief, ole ni e

no problem o am a liar. A Bachelors degree holder in Nursing Science and a Registered Nurse in the country who is going for her Master in Occupational therapy is a liar. No problem just leave any how and see how life will show you Oba of Benin.

GreenKalada:
Shut da fuvkup u liar. It's a scam here in Nigeria!!

no 1 Sir, pls do be civil while addressing someone and you don’t have to be abusive when trying to make a point, you can make a point without being so crude and uncultured.
2, We all have the right to live our lives the way we want it, so pls do throw caution in the air and leave recklessly. Finito

Hmmn, am in the medical profession and I can tell you that this virus is real, already I have 2 of my good friends in isolation so pls everyone be careful. Finito.

MadeINchenzen2:
That dude is on a kamikaze missions.

Hahahahaha, this guy you funny no be small. He mustn’t be on a mission bro.