Adonisgold's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Adonisgold's Profile › Adonisgold's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 (of 20 pages)
[color=#000099][/color] God help them. |
Somalia ! That war torn, hunger stricken, drought ravaged terrorist hell hole? |
Dey no dey take shame chop witch. |
[quote author=Royal-VII]..Pidgeon English?..... Fhhuck Outa Hea.[/quote?[quote author=Royal-VII]..Pidgeon English?..... Fhhuck Outa Hea.[/quote]Who be dis mugu?!! See the way e spell "pidgin" self. |
Randall and Hopkins, Chips, SWAT, The proffessionals, Bare knuckle, Jaguar lives, The return of the saint, in pursuit, holy Moses, Childplay, Predator , Moonlighting, deathship, house on skull mountain, Hammer house of horror...... |
shymmex: A brave soldier who won't die for something is not fit to live.."very clever nonsense. " |
How can a man strangle himself to death!??! It's like saying someone killed himself by holding his breath. |
This is an old worn out joke and OP is lieing through his hat. |
My sister had one guy like that but it was his grammar that killed everything! Its not easy dating a man you speak better than. You will never be comfortable in public and everytime he opens his mouth your heart will skip. Only solution is to teach him but he must first admit he has a problem. |
One of my friends had been looking for a house and he suddenly got a very cheap house around Orile and he could not believe his good fortune. However it turned out to be too good to be true. There was a canal that ran behind the building and it was through here armed robbers always used canoes to invade the area and that is what made the previous tenant to run away. My guy discovered d hard way, one night the robbers just cut the buglary and entered his room where he was sleeping with madam. They did not harrass him at all and they told madam to make eba while they raided other apartments. This happened twice and my guy abandoned the house till today. |
A friend was traveling to the north for service in a night bus when they were hijacked by robbers around Okene. Now this guy had no cash at all, it was us his friends who contributed money for t fare for him. Now this guy loved smoking weed like fela, so after paying his fare he used the change to buy a parcel of weed , according to him if there was weed to smoke all was well. The robbers separated them into two groups those who had money and those who had none, the ones who had nothing were given the beating of their lives. When they got to his turn he had no money but a big parcel of marijuana was found in his bag, so he was told to stand aside on his own until his status could be determined. Soon one of the robbers shouted at him to wrap that stuff and he started wrapping and lighting for them, occasionally they passed him and he puffed with them. All through he was not touched and at the end the robbers left taking the leftover weed only from him. |
KMVBO: In your dreamsI tire o. Go buy keke napep 450k then keep ur change. |
texazzpete: So nobody is complaining about this movie (about imminent plane crash) being "too soon" after the Dana Crash.... If na sanusi matter you no go let us hear word.The timing is awful! |
sadyeek: [size=16pt]I just searched and watched the trailer now! Words can't express how I laughed my @*# off. Its embarrassing..[/size]Hahaha, Lemme watch jare and laff |
manny4life: Hmmmonopoly is anoda name for dangote. |
You seem very concerned about this ur friend, abi its you? |
You will dissapear! |
redcliff: Mschew, this story looks so formulated like all those heart2heart stories we read on magazines..my sentiments exactly. Wills don't work that way. Once a will is read you are given all the conditions, in the event of this, this happens, no clause can be hidden and sprung on the beneficiary later. Nollywood again. |
OP, you are so painfully naive. How old are you? Ever been in love before? Ok, she has a crush on you and you love her and she's kinda lousy. Stop self-service,ing and be a goddamn man! What have u been doing with your so called big dic,k. But the problem is dat you will start asking for marriage once u bleep her , you dat naive. |
Crown Prince: Op, the bible say do not yoke with unbelievers?....have you circumvent that holy instruction for your unholy triangler bondage?What is all this hypocritical hogwash? You really have a talent for sustaining rubbish! A sheep in the flock indeed ! Very annonying post. |
kulyie: @ poster,i really feel sorry for u because ure allowing love to becloud ur sense of reasoning and judgement.wait till d trials of marriage come to test ur husbands so called love for u.if u think ur marriage will be all rosy and devoid of challenges dat will shake d foundation of ur marriage,u av another thing comming for u.u better think well because nikkai is different frm marriage.nikkai is just a one day event,marriage is everlasting.meanwhile just pray u give birth on tym,because if u dont within d next three to four yrs of marriage,b expectin anoda muslim sista dat will gladly warm his bed.forget all dis overall hijab dey wear,muslim ladies dont see anytin bad in avin sex wit a married man or even being wife number twoAre you barren or what? Why would you wish her that? Jealousy. |
Nice question! I heard that if you try you gonna crash the fone |
[quote author=papatosibe]What did Awo do besides the fact that he was the premier of the Western region? Abiola actually touched people's lives with his philanthropy. He has paid more school fees on behalf of indigent Nigerians ( of all tribes) than any other person in the history of the country. Only the federal govt has done more for education.[/quo hahaha, Abiola paid school fees for people, Awo brought free education! |
k10: You mean these guys can sue, but cant be sued while in power ? not fair !!!The can sue and be sued in civil matters |
Ijogz K: Too looooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!!!Jeez, I bet u have never read a book. |
omega25red: Are you for real? It's the posters fault that he didn't set the parameters of what they had going on and now since he has money he wants to bang every girl he sees. |
femi4: You are very wicked, what you did was more like "paying her back" for rejecting you when you were poor.Don't mind him jare! When he went to see the father what did he expect? She was dancing around him , is he a masquerade? She came for youth meeting in your house, what's wrong with that? Is she not a youth? Marry her! |
omega25red: Are you for real? It's the posters fault that he didn't set the parameters of what they had going on and now since he has money he wants to bang every girl he sees.No woman wants to suffer, its natural. Even the lioness goes for the strongest male who can protect her and the cubs. |
You must marry her! You proposed to her when u had no house, she turned you down on dat point, you then got a house meanwhile your proposal was not withdrawn and you slept with her! C'mon! marry am! |
! That war torn, hunger stricken, drought ravaged terrorist hell hole?