OBTSubtle:
People are just so dumb these days..

I saw a picture of my mum's maternity shoot when she was pregnant of me..

Both of my parents were fully clothed and it was nice..


If the kid sees this photo of his/her butt naked dumbass parents some years later, dafuq you expect the kid to think or say??

Dafuq is wrong with humans these days??


And the nigga had the nerve to smile for the camera.. Uh..

Lol......with respect and pain in my heart, my dear the problem with this generation is that the child is going to love it and see his/her parents are daring and even do craziest than they did........a generation where sense, conscience and humanity means nothing.

Aminat508:
This thing go make sense with gaari and eepa

Lol........finally u reveal ur favorite

arena2007:
Is This Fashion Or Real Madness?

Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/05/is-this-fashion-or-real-madness.html

Based on fp survey, the females hv refused2coment probabl an indicator that a huge percentage of dem do supot ds dressing as presuabl portrayed by Mekybliss who simpl said High class madness (meaning man girls are mad?) And Sharon6 openly said 'okay' (meaning its ok 2dress ds way?). And som may say na her body. And same pple will want a decent husband frm start to end

obiremy:
Former Super Eagles’ captain/Arsenal FC player, Kanu Nwankwo and his wife, Amarachi Kanu enjoyed the last game of Arsenal together this evening (as pictured above).
Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/kanu-nwankwo-wife-amarachi-enjoys.html

This is what i call beauty. One can even kiss without fear of licking up some marykay! Or smooch the face without unnecessary fear of smouldling some 'foundation'. Now, if she has good character, den she isnt just beautiful(in eye of beholder), she is also a fine woman (at heart)......beauty is not about the color paints, its about been confidently natural; and been fine is a matter of character. Like the name implies 'make-up' whc many ladies cover their faces with, dey are only trying to supposedly make up 4deir defenciency in beauty with some coior paints. At the end, dey are not beautiful. Just the color paint may be fine (as in Fine Art). Be natural!

OgbeniAnonymous:
I kew from the name sef... how u go pair Africa and China together and get original result, hell NO it won't last.

U wrong. He saw future from way back as today Africa (Nigeria) and China now "run things"

Adaure4ever:
RUBBISH, I love Telemundo so much!
The romance in it is hot, many Nigeria guys need to be watching and learn many romantic touches.

Naturally I dont insult or yab females bcs I hv 5 of dem in my house as family. But wen u read sensitive issues like dis nd see their nonsensical input one is left to say dey are all mumu! U ar watchn tlemumudo bcs of hot romances and u cannot practice sme in ur home/relationship etc den wots the use/need 4watchn? If u cant put 2positv use wot u read/watch r see/ hear or listen or dance to and who u mingle wit.......den cut it up! Its all crap.

Organs:



You guessing brain needs panel beating, cos a 13 year old is not smart or matured enough to give consent or understand any of these things. The adult gives guidance and kids follow. He already had a relationship with the family so he is not a stranger to the minor and the 40 year old manipulated her innocence and raped her.

Sombdy lik u shut up! Go 2secondary schools private nd public and u will be a learner at feet of many of the JSS girls! Nevatheless, dat man is guilty cos he shud hv bn a model nt a sexual-murderer. Te girl need reorientation. The parents hv som degree of blame 2bear

Francis5:
As reported on facebook

https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=942306552533401&id=100002621953733

This is in the Abeokuta area, Ogun State



See earlier thread on this https://www.nairaland.com/3027097/two-men-human-parts-ogun

Y ar u surpriz? Ogun can mean medicine(charm) and can mean juju depending on pronunciation

femiakinbully:
Slap of death.
The SS2 student slapped by a Principal's secretary leaves her blind and consequently led to her death.

May Her soul rest In Peace





https://mobile.twitter.com/TVCconnect/status/717362566704603137

I wish I can quote everyone of u pointing fingers at the 'slapper' and nothin 4d 'slappee', and ur nly possibo reason: the student doesnt deserve dis no matter wot she did. But we ll know how som kids behave even@home and prents will be like: I nor sure say na me bon u. How do u want a teacher2feel about misbehaviour of such child? Like some on FP said he and 3 odas were beaten 4not doin saturday work early ENOUGH whc simply mean u knew the time 4doin dt work but purposely (lol childishly) decided 2do it late and damn the fhoking teacher/consequences. Look im not sayin students shud be beaten mercilessly punished animalistically or killed but charity begins at home. Parents shud spend time talkn their kids int good behaviours and assist dem at HOME in pafomin excellently in academics rada dan leving it all in hands of teachers/schools/home tutors ll in the name of "I am paying sch fees so teacher do ur job". Unless teacher na mad person den he fit beat well behaved and ill behaved students anyhow. No smoke without fire. Evry action has equal bt oposit REaction. Remove discipline/flogging frm schools will oly mean students can FREELY MISBEHAVE. Posibo solution:
1)Teachers shud be counselled on best practical ways of child discipline. Offenders are charged.
2)Parents shud be counselled on bringing up their children in love nd inhouse correction rada dan leaving it in hnds of teacher.dey shud spend time wt their kids and learn who dey really are. They should cooperate wt teachers on how best2help their kids gt better.
3)Students need to knw right frm home dat misbehaviour will nt be ovalooked. Dey will be punished/beaten. Dey shud be taught dat good behavior attracts more positv attention frm teachers. Dat bn a 'good child@home' and turning 'bad pikin@sch' oly means dey ar living a lie and mostly deceiving deir parents. Etc

Well bring the slapper 2book as deterant while oda ptential slappee shud lern frm entire episode rada dan God don catch ds teacher. Devil don ctch dat student too na

RobinHez:


Students pay over $72, 000 in Harvard!

https://college.harvard.edu/financial-aid/how-aid-works/cost-attendance

Checkout the fees of the top 10 universities in the world!
http://www.topuniversities.com/student-info/student-finance/tuition-fees-world%E2%80%99s-top-universities

Gerrarra here. Y wil u even compare Harvard nd world unis wt 9ja own? Abi u nor knw the ranking of our own worldwide?

erusen:
poor African stupid mentality,bill gates is the richest man in the world he did no human sacrifice

Hmmm while Bill Gates may hv acquired his wealth legitimately, but I cant confidently tell u dat wot he is spendin his money on is the greatest human ritualistic activity on a wide scale.......go online and search all his various investments and trace the roots of it both on google search nd some u-tube vids u wil be amazed at his deception

MadCow1:
I hated my Chldhood..

Its filled with really bad memories like:

- Always not being chosen to play football with the rest of the street kids because they said I didnt have skills. Its a fhucking street game not the bloody Worldcup. None of those fools are even professional footballers today.

- Watching movies at the neighbors houses through a crack in the curtain because we didnt have a T.V at home.

- Watching my friends get all the nice things like Brick games, GameBoys, Nintendos, Playstation 1 & 2's, cool toys and shiit wwhilst I was left with nothing.

- I hated going to that biitchass school when my Friends were attending classier schools.

- I hated having to walk miles to the neighbors house to fetch water.

- I hated being whooped mercilessly by my mother because she knew I was too little too fight back and too broke to run away from home.

- I hated bathing from a Bucket when my friends all had showers in their bathrooms.

- I hated being woken up every morning to go to school.

- I hated school.. Those biitchass teachers flogged a Nigga so much I hated school.

- I hated After school Lessons.. I feel like they robbed me of my childhood.

- I hated those errands that I had to go on.

- I hated being broke. So broke I couldnt even afford break time snacks except I spent my transport fare and trekked home. O!! And my fhucking transport fare couldnt buy a fhucking bottle of Pepsi.

- I hated the fact that the Biitches had no love for me.

- I hated the clothes my Mother always bought for me. Why would she fhucking buy clothes for me at 10 years that still fit e at 25?

- I hated the fact that I had to wear stupiidass rubber sandals to school when others were wearing Cortina's, Trekkers and Kitos..

- I hated being beated up by Senior Students for over 5 years straight in Secondary school.

- I hated being forced to eat, sleep, read and do virtually every gaddamn thing.




Fhuck being a Kid.. That shiit is over rated.

Lol........Eminemtic madcow..........fhuckitt!!!!

AlienStar:
Yea, buh if you don't add weight as a lady people will say "so after getting married this gal never add weight, you sure say the hubby they take care of her".

So married womn supoz turn blomblom bi?

Amen? What a doctrine! Lol

superstar1:
It is funny that we pay all the taxes outside the country and protest against them in our country.

Taxes make the citizens more interested in politics and governance. It makes them to hold their governments more accountable, because it is their sweat. People were less concerned in the past because the fund being looted was not from their pockets directly.

Taxation is the path to better governance. I strongly believe.

However, establishing this new set of taxes without the people seeing what you have done with newly introduced ones is insensitive and criminal.

Show us what you have done with Stamp Duty and we can trust you with more. FIRS and Presidency listen to the voice of the people.

4gt story eee. Outsideu cn hold govt acctable bt here, how? Even4u 2make call dem wan tax am dat mean 4u 2even open ur moth 2talk nd hold dem acctable dem go 1st tax ur mouth nd ur yarn. 4gt matter.........na one chance we all enter. 4gt am

sckulboy:
if jesus is God,who did he pray to?
if d 1st law out d 12 comandment state dat ur God is 1 den aw com d trinity in God?
after risin 4rm d death he left to wia?
n y did he left 4 wat purpose?
did mari give birth to anoda child after jesus?
if yes who mari d wife of God?
plz read d Bible

Mu-squared plenty 4da trend.if u hv read bible cova2cova u4don gt ansa 2all dez question.he prayed2God the Father, even on his death he comit him spirit2Father. Trinity (tri-unity) meanin 3in1. Just like u. U hv body soul nd spirit nd dez 3 work 2geda as u und dfrent capacity bt one purpose whc is2being you! Monkey boy Jesus left2heaven 2b wt God the Father. Purpose is 2show Himsef2Father nd repot abt his earthly journey dats y he told magdalene nt2touch him cos he neva show4Father side. Anoda purpose is2prepare place 4anybdy who will believe in him 2com dwell wt him 4heaven nd 2 intercede on our behalf. U be goat ooo. Even b4 Jesus deth marry born oda children 4Joseph are husband(go read bible gt answer4dat one by ursef). Joseph ws her spouse b4 mary pregnant nd born Jesus nd joseph married her thereafter. I knw u will ask bt go ask God by ursef hw him take gv mary belle. Idiot. Nimcompu. Imp! Dats wot u are. Very annoyin questions!

Xposer:
This public show of shame was spotted at a burial ceremony earlier today...what should have been a mourning session turned into a embarrassing sensual stunt in broad daylight .... The lady was spotted dancing naked with her male companion -with only bra and panties as she became the "centre of un-attraction"... According to reports, the lady wanted to have sex with the guy in the open but was turned down by her male partner who ran away later due to shyness.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/shame-see-what-lady-was-spotted-doing.html

I hv seen similar stuff in benin. Entertainers in occassions. Hweva its immoral nd satanic. We complain of our leaders nd 4gt 2complain bt us as followers. Dez ar or will be parents of persons. No shame. No dignity. Simply a disgrace.

Amosjaj:
I dedicated this front page to all my girls who turn their selves to C.E.O

Thank God u ddnt put fulstop so continue.......gv detail.......winsh kain C.E.O dem be?

ilawanson44:
Peter is stewpid for making that post, the fan is stewpider for talking trash and.....

what am i even sayin sef?

Hahaha.......i guess u ar stewpidest na.........com'on gerrara here!

calabaman:
Humanity is loosing it gradually.

For petes sake, how are we sure he wasn't set up?

Since I watched the Aluu4 and a more recent beating and burning of a 16year old girl in central America I have lost faith in d kindness of man.

Why couldn't they just hold him down and flog him or sometin if at all.

We can blame the govt all we want for pent up anger/frustration in Nigerians, but truth is......there are few people with human pity left.

Mars is looking good right about now.

And hope no be human bn wan go live 4d mars? Or oit will be like removin rag nd wearing a mad man new suit bt stl e dey mad.......heal the world.....heal 9ja! Dats the way4ward

aresa:
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Duuring PDP's 16 year rule, was Nigeria ruled under APC manifesto or PDP manifesto?

Was Nigeria ruled based on APC policies and programs?

Was Nigeria ruled under APC economic and social policies?

Were OBJ, YARADUA and GEJ ministers were appointed by APC president that never existed?

Were heads of the law enforcement and anti corruption agencies appointed by the APC or PMB?

Was Dasuki appointed by the PAC or PMB?

Was the Nigerian Navy handed over to Tompolo by the APC or PMB?

Was looted and drained NIMASSA handed over to looters by PMB or GEJ?

Was billions handed over to looters for spiritual prayers by PMB or GEJ?

Who approved arms funds Dasuki shared with PDP looters? PMB or GEJ?

Who made billions of dollars from from high oil priced for 5 years but looted everything with nothing to show and even still borrowed to pay salaries? PDP or APC?

Who looked the other way while the NNPC looted and did dirt with our money?


I can go on and on till next year, but why bother....


1. Now under APC, APC programs, APC policies, APC anti corruption policies, we don't have looters running around looting and stealing, FG accounts are unitary and not thousands all over the place making room for looting and stealing.

2. Today, we found out that N7 billion was recovered from GEJ's looters with many more billions to follow

3. TSA account is at N3 trillion and overflowing with money, money that was nowhere to be found under GEJ and PDP.

4. Our foreign reserve is no longer bleading, it's actually growing ..

5. Our ECA is getting replenished the first time since june last year

6. No more sending armored vans to the CBN to loot our funds in the middle of the night

7. No more BH taking over or planting their terrorists flags all over the place

8. Our galant men and women in uniform are no longer running from BH because of low moral and poor or no weapons to fight with because GEJ and his looters stole and shared their money

9. Our agencies are making and remitting huge and record amount of funds into the Federal account...


We are doing all the wonderful things above with the so called APC or former PDP members you listed

The question now is, why are we achieving and gaining with the same APC and former PDP members under this APC government?

Shouldn't it eve the looting and stealing be worse and in overdrive today?



You see how silly, ignorant, thoughtless and unintelligent your primary school thinking and logic is?


Fool yourself and your mentally warped and corrupt minds all you can, but you can not fool us or re write your odious and corrupt history or even insult our collective intelligence with your absurdities...

Yeah..........yeah.......the mu-squared we hv bn waitin4hav com! The point is nt necessarily the party bt the individuals running the party. Jus lik its nt necessarily the religion or book of religion bt the persons subscribing and acting unda the guise of a given religion. In essensse pdp/apc are same dat is dem be political party......and membas ar either corrupt/corrupt-free politicians alwaz ready2'cross carpet' oly 4deir own sake-nt sake of masses neida sake of the p.party. Until we learn 2vote individuals rada dan voting party/party-manifesto nd its policies,den 9ja my continue2rot. Change, positiv change il com bt cn we identify it wen it does? Will we accept it?

lekkie073:
how can dat gold digger be 29?


but its better to dig gold than a scanner

Mehn a digger of gold is a scammer.......case is the guy dey scam oly her 4constant gold diggin dats y e marry granny na

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U be thief. Hope u know sha

sirculynz:
After my service July last yr, my company refused to staff me, that I can only be employed as a trainee engr which comes with only small stipend. So I wrote this particular test online on July for one multi national company in lekki. 2 months later I got a text from them to come for interview, I was surprised. I went there. I was interviewed by an indian, the interview was so intense, he asked me many questions including sm calculations on electrical engr, I tink I got most. That interview lasted for abt 30mins each prsn & we where just 15. On dec, I got a call from them to come for medicals. By Jan I waited for them, I was tempted to go & find out my status from them @ their office but I kept cool. So on wed evening as I was leaving office I got a call from the HR of this new company, & she asked me to come tomorrow for their offer letter. When I went there & saw their offer, it was wow. we were 7, they apologised to us for taking this long to finally recruit us, that we were the lucky ones out of thousands of applicants & they had to do thorough screening. Omo that night I couldn't sleep, happiness won kill me. So the next morning when I went to my office to resign, I first told my boss, he was shocked cos I was one of his top engrs that delivers well. When I went to the HR to submit the letter. She asked abt the new company & i told her. She quickly had a meeting with sm top ogas & even the MD. Right there, she printed an offer letter, I was shocked. So after all this while, na now una know my importance. I told her dt my new company is gonna pay me 3x this offer & it's an international company with job security. After I greeted sm friends I left knowing fully well I'm going to a far better place. I'm resuming this Monday & I can't wait to get started.
So my fellow Job seekers, I wish u all the best. There are still good jobs out there u can get without knowing anybody. This year shall be our year of plenty testimonies.
Please ignore my typo errors**

I call it sacking the boss b4 he sacks u.........its the best pay-back ever 2any type of 'bus or even taxi'

dre11:

student has been arrested after he tried to kill his niece after stealing her money.





http://www.punchng.com/news/student-embezzles-nieces-school-fee-slits-her-throat/

My cousin stole huge sum frm the money dey sprayed my bro4hin weddin........trust?

Zceesneh:
Nigerian Girl Gets Blasted For Saying, At 25, No Guy Should Be Staying In Their Parents’ House
The guy was pained…Lol. Do you support the girl’s opinion? Read below;

I honestly tink the best response wud hv bn no response at all 2ds her 'idea'.......or let her tell us at wot age shud a girl, responsibo nd irresponsibo one(as som guys also irresponsibo, jus2balans the talk), leave her fadas house.........put in mor points cos rite now ur talk is plainly baseless and almost clueless..........no be insult bt gv ur reasons. Den dats wen pple shud now respond. Well dem don answer u sha. Happy

LasgidiOnline:
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Governor Akinwunmi Ambode has taken his ''Operation Light up Lagos'' project to the Third Mainland Bridge.

This Lagos initiative begins from the Ojodu Berger section of the bridge and covers the entire sections of the bridge.

According to a statement signed by Steve Ayorinde, Commissioner for Information and Strategy, the Third Mainland Bridge constitutes an important segment of the road network in the state, as such, the state Government cannot overlook its importance as it also serves as a connecting point to the high brow economic pot of the state.

He further explained that the effort is to fulfill the 24/7 economy promised by the State Governor, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode during his electioneering campaign period.

“The economy of Lagos has gone beyond the day driven transactions, as such, the night economy component should be fully developed.

“Every businessman wants to invest in a safe and secured environment. Once an investor is assured that the operating environment is safe and secured; the assurance of more investment is guaranteed,” Ayorinde said.

Other reason for this project, the statement said, is geared towards promoting further collaboration with the Federal Government, which is expected to go a long way to cement a good working relationship as well as boost the economy of the state and Nigeria.

Some other areas that have been lit up under this project include, Ikorodu to Lagos Island, Ikeja, Oshodi, Victoria Island and Ikoyi, Eko Bridge, among others.

http://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/2016/01/ambode-lights-up-third-mainland-bridge.html

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Can it/will it be sustained now and after?

NgeneUkwenu:
This happened last Weekend at a Burial Ceremony in Ukpo, Nnewi South...

Na the priest be the senior masqurade 4der ooo afterall Jesus is head of all Principalities......lol

Vikkiboi:
They are not doing this for money?

Just beers?



Someone shoot me pls

Gboooaaaa!!!!!! Gboooaaa!!!!!!! Com hv u die?.....Gboooaaa!!!!! Die na. I dont wan u 2continue seein all ds rubbish.....Gboooaaa!!!!!!!!

triplewisdom:
Even the devil marvels at what wickedness humans are capable of.

Com u tink say na clear eyes satan nd e host tk com rebel against God? Or na beans 4 Angels 2fall in lov wt earthly women?

Humans gt powa oooo

Blackberrybabes:
A source who on an anonymous ground disclosed that, some of Korede Bello’s lecturers have threatened to resign if the singer is allowed to write his exams because he has not met up with 70% of his class attendance for the semester.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3271240_img2651_jpeg95924bc257ba1c8696c9307dfe7087f0
He further added that the one of his lecturers in class on Wednesday, January 6, disclosed that he will resign if Korede Bello is allowed to sit for his exams later this year because he has not been attending lectures due to his busy schedule.
Confirming the report Naij.com, spoke with Korede Bello’s manager Casper but after exchanging pleasantries and been asked about the allegation against the music star, he dropped the call. All further attempts to reach him proved abortive.

Just few weeks to his matriculation, Korede won ‘The Song of the Year’ award at the 4th Annual Golden Icons Academy Movie Awards (GIAMA) that held last night in Houston, Texas. The event was hosted by Nigerian comedian and actor AY Makun.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/01/korede-bellos-new-tale-of-woes-his.html

Guys guys slow down......tink ds line.......and dem be say u nor go pass....bt na God win.....so as u don pass ur exam , na God win.........una sure say nor be wetin dey pain the leshuras be dat?....2dem the guy dey feel say hin don pass already oooo

calculator123:
the above.courses am comfortable with,presently am in maths dept in one of the federal uni around,going to 200lvl next year,pls classify them under prospects,chances of being self employed e.t.c by the way i will be 18 next year

Well im a graduate cvl engr nd i cn tell u maths hv bn droppn fud on ma table..........wt math u cn work virtually anywhere.......u cu gt eng deg later if u want. Wt math u cn b sef employd. Its a wide optioned course.