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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 4) On 23rd November 2024 by advanceDNA: 8:28pm On Nov 23, 2024
Rahkman:
Pep guardiola go soon naked enter street
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RomanceRe: There Are No Real Men Like Ned Nwoko In Nigeria Anymore � by advanceDNA: 8:00pm On Nov 23, 2024
Jeweltz:
treat her like princess. You need to see how he’s all over her like a princess that she is. He doesn’t cheat despite how rich he is.
Princess of which kingdom...??

A polygamous man doesn't cheat??

Sigh...the way u women think once plenty money is in the picture is just weird
RomanceRe: 35 Is Not Too Late For Marriage by advanceDNA:
.women don start to dey advise their fellow women to be celibate and make their own money??


I never thought this day would come on nairaland....

Nlfpmod come and see something

PoliticsRe: We Will Soon Begin Raid On Betting Shops - Hisbah by advanceDNA: 6:38pm On Nov 23, 2024
AntiZikist:
They are not mad.

Gambling is a Jewish vice that is akin to prostituti0n.

It doesn't benefit society at large in any way.
Be deceiving urself...there are prostitutes, club houses and whóre houses in Saudi and Dubai....Islamic states just believe that only the rich and elites should enjoy......

. All these strict laws are not established for holiness or benefit of society .......it's just oppression and instilling fear on the majority/poor....
RomanceRe: Soldier Catches Wife Cheating, Feeds Her And Her Lover Cake (Photos) by advanceDNA: 6:25pm On Nov 23, 2024
Judolisco:
The man should avoid anything that will carry him to the barracks.... Make e beg police to arrest him instead
If soldier torture u...u will say u are the one that killed Abiola...

When I was in secondary... One dude that lives at the next street slept with a Majors daughter at one end of the year carnival held on my street....they arrested his friends that the girl pointed because she wasn't very sure who did it that night....but they were all doing bro code and ddnt snitch...
. soldiers took the guys to barrack & tortured them, made small cut on their dicks and put alligator pepper........ They not only confessed.. they also said they killed the girl and ate her flesh.......hahahahahahha
RomanceRe: Soldier Catches Wife Cheating, Feeds Her And Her Lover Cake (Photos) by advanceDNA: 6:02pm On Nov 23, 2024
Sonnobax15:
grin
If a banny can cheat on a soldier,then who am I,an ordinary Keke rider that can't be cheated on? angry
U get hope pass soldier naaa...na soldiers their wife dey cheat pass...cos their salary small and they are not often around....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Cancels Traditional Marriage After Receiving N3.5m Marriage List From Inlaws by advanceDNA: 2:25pm On Nov 23, 2024
Hiding shamelessness & extortion under cultural practice....

Two pple are coming together to start a family but one side assume they are doing the other party a huge service that they must be paid for ...
PoliticsRe: I Just Discovered The Best Form Of Government For Nigeria by advanceDNA: 8:40am On Nov 23, 2024
vowiski:
3 presidents from the Major tribes serving at once.

Decisions are taken only when there is a unanimous agreement.

When it’s 2-1, it’s taken to House for deliberations
Lol.... we currently have numerous member in the Senate that should serve as control, which should make it more difficult for all of them to agree at once for the president to run us street........ It is now three president that can easily agree to wreck us that will be the best??

See, it's the climate/culture of corruption thats the problem......Nigeria is so corrupt ot has become like a norm to steal money.....that if u are not corrupt among them, u are the problem...
RomanceRe: Lady’s First Date Turns Into Introduction As Man Arrives With Family Members by advanceDNA: 6:19am On Nov 23, 2024
She probably went to eat free food and start billings. ....but wèrèy guy gat other plans... Hahahahahaha !!!
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TravelRe: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:31pm On Nov 22, 2024
chubbyman:
I guess that your own interpretation of what I wrote but clearly you're very wrong, I suggest you go through it again.
Oh now it's my interpretation?? ...U are just clinging to straws....and it's pathetic...

.ur comment is still up there...i ddnt interprete anything......u are just too proud to admit u made a mistake or fabricate information that ddnt exist to form knowledgeable...
...someone including the mod of this section is already asking where u got this home office consensus from that made u tell someone he can over stay after end of 60days ultimatum till the end of original Visa duration.....u nor fit answer.
TravelRe: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:38pm On Nov 22, 2024
chubbyman:
Mr man, where did I tell him to overstay his BRP , read what I wrote and stop spewing garbage, you don't know everything and unless you work at the home office I suggest ignore or give your own advice honourably and disengage.
Lol...u comment is till up there..... u clearly told the guy he can overstay after the 60 day ultimatum, because of a consensus u "think"..., which could cause serious problems for him......now you are acting all defensive because u are too proud to admit a mistake...

guy man....u fabricated a consensus that doesn't even exist because u want to form knowledgeable.....Zakikaki even asked u where did UKVI post this consensus of urs....but instead u switched to insults . Maybe u should look at the mirror for who is spewing garbage.....
RomanceRe: I Borrowed Money To Fund Our Wedding. by advanceDNA:
Babangidapikin:
cheesy cheesy At least they both have bills to pay jointly ...
Is that how it works...?? Women go follow u pay loan??

Its like u have not heard the statement. "did I force you"
WebmastersRe: Nairaland White Background Is Hurting My Eyes by advanceDNA: 4:52pm On Nov 22, 2024
Ojemedad:
Edited, I’ve found it, thanks

This brown is better but completely dark is best.
Click..

Setting>>Display>>Eye comfort>>>Adaptive or custom...(choose custom)

You'll be able to reduce the blue light completely to a brown very low light use interphase
WebmastersRe: Nairaland White Background Is Hurting My Eyes by advanceDNA: 4:37pm On Nov 22, 2024
Ojemedad:
My phone screen settings is in dark mode, other apps are in dark mode except Nairaland.

Can you post a screenshot of your NL page let me see
I mean eye care settings...that changes the bright white/blue light to brown
SportsRe: Llibyans Accuse Super Eagles Of Match-fixing Loss To Rwanda by advanceDNA:
A statement that sounds like they think highly of our team that we can't lose to Rwanda but at the same time think so little of us and rubbishing us...

We win........they say na scam...
We lose......they still say na scam..

Sigh.... When will Nigerians catch a break
WebmastersRe: Nairaland White Background Is Hurting My Eyes by advanceDNA: 4:08pm On Nov 22, 2024
Ojemedad:
I don’t know if it’s only me but this Nairaland background is hurting my eyes badly, is there anyway I can change it to dark?
.change ur own phone screen settings
HealthRe: Drug Effect!.: what happened to me today by advanceDNA: 4:05pm On Nov 22, 2024
care4you:
Medicine I took in the morning is taking effect now (8hrs gap) ooppss ...

I'm relieved! I thought it won't work...


My body is gradually developing resistant to drugs.... Aigooo...I need to do something about it.
It might just be the mechanism of action of the drug...some drugs are slow release, designed to maintain bioavailability, and be absorbed in phases , over a long period...
RomanceRe: As An House Wife Is It 100k Salary From Oga Or 1m To Start A Business by advanceDNA: 12:03pm On Nov 22, 2024
Fahvvy:
Salary for what? undecided...

Like "Oga" should pay you 100k for being a house wife? undecided...
some women even expect u to open shop, pay them salary, and still be restocking the shop every month......, in addition to paying their parents salary and sending her siblings to schools ....

Women are in business
Men are stvpid (in love)
TravelRe: House Please I Need Your Advise . by advanceDNA: 9:24am On Nov 22, 2024
dynamo3:
I have a Luxembourg tourist visa to stay for just 11 days and I will be leaving Nigeria on 5th of December. I don't want to return back to Nigeria after my visa expired. Please I need ideas of how I can extend my stay , find my way or Japa from the hotel before my Visa expired.
Ur options are very limited...once u overstay the only loop hole is collabo-ing a citizen ...I hope u have enough cash to manage urself amd someone to help you with where u can get under the table paroles, which is also very limited

U could have prepared for assy before now...so once u land u have close to an air-tight assy application... But hey!! it is what it is right now...
TravelRe: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:50pm On Nov 21, 2024
chubbyman:
I think there's a consensus from the home office to allow victims of revoked licence to continue to stay till visa/BRP expiration and if they haven't yet secured a new sponsorship job they'll have to leave instead of the previous 60 days ultimatum letter they usually do before, so be at ease as long as your present BRP expiration is still far off, you still have good time to find a new sponsor, so use it wisely.
U think there is a consensus?? Yet u affirmatively told him to over stay as if you are sure of such an update ...... I fear who no fear you....
FamilyRe: The Evil That Women Can Not Do, Does Not Exist! by advanceDNA: 4:57pm On Nov 21, 2024
brain54:
This is just a mental health issue case...

Nothing more!
Thank goodness it's mental health ...y'all ddnt blame a man today....
SportsRe: GOAT: Cristiano Ronaldo Has No Natural Talent—ballon D'or Winner, Rodri. by advanceDNA: 4:35pm On Nov 21, 2024
U wey get talent ..u achieve reach Ronaldo??
PoliticsRe: Finland Court Remands Simon Ekpa In Prison For Inciting Terror In Nigeria by advanceDNA: 3:56pm On Nov 21, 2024
Kenobsky:
He go happen and your eyes go so clear.
Amen.......may be u should try changing Finnish law first or try to improve nigeria legal operations first...... then developed nations will start to enter sensitive treaty with ur nation

Ordinary visa on arrival ..una nor get with any developed nation...
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 3:51pm On Nov 21, 2024
Abbeyb1ack:
Yinmu
You are wicked... grin grin grin

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