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Food › Re: The Snake Meat I Got For ₦2k by advanceDNA: 2:47pm On Nov 20, 2024
Guestlander:
Na wah o. Doesn't look edible to me.
put am for mouth first....then wash am down with the below .......u go praise Almighty

Politics › Re: Ndume Wants Uchenna, Ifeanyi Ubah’s Wife To Replace Her Husband In Senate by advanceDNA: 10:32am On Nov 20, 2024
But what type of country is this??

Law makers are a bunch of air heads....

Make Una see why Nigeria is where it is....

political office is now sexually transmitted
Travel › Re: UK Man Claims He’s Nigerian But Is Denied Visa To Visit His Village (photos/ by advanceDNA: 10:21am On Nov 20, 2024
stasius:
I identify as a Canadian.
Their hypocrisy will not let them give us Canadian and British passport.....but bruce, kim kardashian's step father has successfully collected new passport and birth certificate tagged as female.....

Awon wéréy... grin
Travel › Re: UK Man Claims He’s Nigerian But Is Denied Visa To Visit His Village (photos/ by advanceDNA: 9:49am On Nov 20, 2024
Shueld06:
Nigerians suffer from a deep inferiority complex. We use our inferiority complex and high sense of self deprecation as a people to create the perfection that does not exist out of other people and nations.
..there is no perfection anywhere. But when u are in country where living conditions, economic conditions, health, safety, government, minimum wage is significantly inferior to standards obtainable in many nations.... U don't have to be a psychologist to figure out why Nigerians are like that.....
Travel › Re: UK Man Claims He’s Nigerian But Is Denied Visa To Visit His Village (photos/ by advanceDNA: 9:35am On Nov 20, 2024
Cmanforall:
grin
The world we now live in
Hypocritical world.... They can wakeup and call them selves trans men, trans woman, trans dog...trans sex....u wake today and say u are bi, tomorrow gay, next tomorrow, pan sexual

But they will not allow a black man say he identifies as Caucasian and collect residency abroad... Awon wéréy
Travel › Re: UK Man Claims He’s Nigerian But Is Denied Visa To Visit His Village (photos/ by advanceDNA: 9:32am On Nov 20, 2024
hopexter:
Even you wey never reach Benin before dey claim British. undecided
Eeya.... u can't read let alone understand context.... double Jeopardy for only you....
Politics › Re: It’s Unfair For Lagos, Rivers, FCT To Have 70% VAT Proceeds – FIRS Boss by advanceDNA: 8:35am On Nov 20, 2024
epainos:
Lol

I would like to know the qualifications of this man who is talking trash. Lol. I do not have access to data, but I can use my brain. Lagos alone has 30 million residents, accounting for approximately 15% of Nigeria's total population. Because Lagos is the primary cargo terminal, most VAT on all improved goods is levied there. Lol. And we are importing more. This man is very funny na. Very funny man. The majority of Nigerian public servants have nothing in their brains, which is why the country is not functioning properly.

Very sad indeed.
He's trying to form fairness without proper/ broader data... He pulled MTN to back his claim because it's easier to assume every customer of MTN or telecom is in every state....but that doesn't still mean Lagos isnt the one that contributed the lion share of VAT that came from MTN...
Lagos is the tech hub of Nigeria.....even if we assume lagos contribute the lion share of MTN revenue, it's a fair assumption...

He should use banks and assume there are bank customers everywhere..but fact is most branches and revenue is Lagos...

.in most companies thats have zonal distribution/operations, lagos alone is a zone on its own...while ogun/oyo/osun/ are counted as south west .... The data he has is fallacy driven making it half-fairness and likely driven by some leaders of other states
Politics › Re: It’s Unfair For Lagos, Rivers, FCT To Have 70% VAT Proceeds – FIRS Boss by advanceDNA: 8:16am On Nov 20, 2024
Desammyst:
I think the FIRS boss stands on the principle of fairness and justice.
It's just half fairness and I took sabi because I dont see proper and broader statistics being put into place to make the decision....

No one has started addressing why northern states that destroy beer bottles shouldn't get VAT from beer....

He's quoting MTN because telecom customers are everywhere......but there are lots of products that contributes to the countries IGR that are mostly in Lagos...so unless he can account for real data of consumer statistics per product and per state, he can't really be totally fair..

If Lagos takes the case to court they could tip the scales in their favour
Romance › Re: My First Day At Work. by advanceDNA: 7:27am On Nov 20, 2024
Fattprince23:
Bro ooo.
Just that I'm always logical in my dealing with ladies. Maybe that's why I'm single for a long time.
It's ur first day at work and u seem like u are losing focus..that's why we feel ur lust might lead to loss....

Still....I'm an advocate of having a girl when u are a nobody because that's the only time u can get woman wants you regardless of how much change u have
Investment › Re: Do You Know Buying A Land In Your Child Name Is Illegal And Void? by advanceDNA: 6:56am On Nov 20, 2024
Investigator1:
Did you know that children under 21 are not allowed to legally possess landed property in Nigeria?

Here is why:
1. Absence of an occupancy certificate (C of O): Since minors are not legally recognized as owners, the government will not issue a C of O for land registered in their names.

2. Ownership Conflicts: Since juveniles lack the legal competence to possess property, it would be very difficult to defend title in court if there was ever a dispute over the land.
So u mean if a parents dies...their children can't legally own their land until they are 21years old.

U mean, legal adult age is 18 in Nigeria, but a person can't legally buy and own land until 21?
Travel › Re: UK Man Claims He’s Nigerian But Is Denied Visa To Visit His Village (photos/ by advanceDNA: 6:49am On Nov 20, 2024
Trans-nationality

I also identity as British.....
Politics › Re: What Projects Have Tinubu Realistically Worked On Since He Began? by advanceDNA: 6:46am On Nov 20, 2024
U are looking for project?? Pple can bearly feed their family, u dey find project from someone that can't even balance the economy.
Companies that should pay taxes are all in posing losses and leaving Nigeria, u dey find project...?
Does this one look like president that came to do anything...nigga is on vacation for the next eight year enjoying his life on the expense of the Nigeria people
Politics › Re: Tinubu Seeks Senate’s Approval Of Fresh ₦‎1.767 Trillion External Borrowing by advanceDNA:
nairalanda1:
Well, you do think I am a Romanian , so I can't discuss with you.

Change your thinking , then we can talk.

Plus you are supporting the government borrowing if you are opposed to taxation
Yawn.... u can call urself wateva u like....

I'm against mismanagement of revenue...no amount of taxation will save a nation with embezzlement high to the heavens...

There are nations managing the revenue generated from their natural resources and have no need to even tax their citizens....in Africa nations, even those with population less far less...all revenue ia stolen and claim the pple need to pay more taxes.....

Keep at it ....aregbesola, Amechi, etc can suddenly see clearly now that they no more benefiting from embezzlement ...... It will soon be ur turn
Politics › Re: Tinubu Seeks Senate’s Approval Of Fresh ₦‎1.767 Trillion External Borrowing by advanceDNA: 7:43pm On Nov 19, 2024
nairalanda1:
Looks like you think that you should be free to walk into any shop and take stuff without paying.

Well, we aren't at true communism or the post scarcity level yet.

Plus it is kind of funny that you think that less than 30 billion dollars can sustain a nation of 200 million people.

And it is kind of sad that you support tinubu borrowing instead of facing reality.

Well, for your mind.... Romania
Lol....200million pple..?? That's stale point....that was the days when subsidies is paied for all to enjoy cheap fuel, cheap imported goods backed naira, subsidize health care, next to free university tuition ...

Now Nigerians are paying for their expense.. so which 200million pple are u spending the money on.

A bulk of the revenue generated from oil and IGR is wasted on running the government and embezzled...but u are always ignoring that facts and blaming it on pple not paying tax..

So yes..he was justified to cal u a government propaganda agent
Politics › Re: Tinubu Seeks Senate’s Approval Of Fresh ₦‎1.767 Trillion External Borrowing by advanceDNA: 7:30pm On Nov 19, 2024
nairalanda1:
You must call everyone who disagrees with you a Romanian in real life
Well....U ddnt disagree with me ..u are only being mentioned for fallaciously justifying borrowing and embezzlement with education, health subsidies that currently don't exist .....
Politics › Re: Tinubu Seeks Senate’s Approval Of Fresh ₦‎1.767 Trillion External Borrowing by advanceDNA: 7:26pm On Nov 19, 2024
bjdon:
Nigerians need to GROW UP and face reality.
People either have to pay MUCH MORE tax in the form of indirect and direct taxation or the govt has to borrow.
We have heard this English of pay more tax or borrowing..we get it......The question is, to what end? Of what benefit is it to the pple??

The noise u guys made for removal all subsidies and floating the naira is that it will make government have more money to do more.. where is the more sir?? U have switched to more taxes....for what benefit??

It's like yall just want more money in the hands of those that see it as their right to spend on themselves as government officials..

The pple no longer benefits any form of incentives from their common wealth...the few road and bridge projects are smoke screen for embezzlement.....

All subsidies are gone....Nigerians are paying heavily for all their expense with no support from their common wealth.....drugs thats used to be N3000 goes for as high as N18,000...
Those paying tuition of 25k now pay 180-400k depending on the school....

So, again sir .....what exactly are u calling for more taxes and borrowing for sir..??
Politics › Re: Tinubu Seeks Senate’s Approval Of Fresh ₦‎1.767 Trillion External Borrowing by advanceDNA: 7:11pm On Nov 19, 2024
nairalanda1:
So everyone who disagrees with you is a government propaganda agent.

You must be fun at parties.
You too go and read your own comment..Why won't he call u a government propaganda agent?? ...u are using non-existent subsides as excuse for this incompetent government's continuous borrowing and mismanagement of our economy...

Formerly it was fuel subsidy and the unfloated naira u said is not sustainable and kept using as excuse to say nigeria is broke....now it's education & health subsidy that has been removed, calling for 70% tax

Even if 100% tax is acheived..it won't amount to anything....1).more than 80% of Nigeria are under the 30-100k per month earners..

2) and embezzlement is too high... One official will be stealing in trillions....renovation of houses for 7billion...car for 5billion for just one person...

The wastage is too much ...the money borrowed is not properly utilized.... Yet you are still accusing Nigerians of not paying enough tax...

Start taxing air, and poóp...so u can get more money for embezzlement
Politics › Re: Tinubu Seeks Senate’s Approval Of Fresh ₦‎1.767 Trillion External Borrowing by advanceDNA: 3:30pm On Nov 19, 2024
RodgersAkpafu:
you are talking rubbish
Somebody that is not alright...
It's was fuel and currency subsidy before...they have started lies of subsidy on education and health is why Nigeria is broke.....
Romance › Re: Needs Tips Dating A Single Mom by advanceDNA:
holarmylekan:
That's my issue
I'm not sure I can take in the child if we get married
She seems nice
..They are all nice......The niceness is a smoke screen..I dont blame them though ....It's not easy for them to find husband....they cannot add too much shakara into the mix.....

See ehn... single mothers date for one primary purpose...to bankroll her and her kid's expense....love and companionship is 50/50.. again i don't blame them..it's a survival mechanism

So understand u are in a love triangle where the child comes first, her second, and u last...

the survival of the relationship largely rest on u taking care of her, her kid and loving the kid even more than her ......
..if baby daddy is still is around....it's a love rectangle.....where the kid comes first, her second, the baby daddy next, then you last...

...this is standard....once u know the above u can manage wateva comes including the baby daddy sleeping with your woman.....u go dey alright if u get plenty money
Politics › Re: Leicester: UK Court Jails Four Nigerian Students After Gang Fight by advanceDNA: 7:49am On Nov 19, 2024
These one na UK citizens naaa...what do u mean by Nigerians ??
Romance › Re: My Sister Forgot Her Phone At Her Boyfriend's Place And This Happened... by advanceDNA: 5:40am On Nov 19, 2024
dotedote:
Men don't cheat.
This is 2024
We're going back to the oldies.
Any grandpa around would explain it to you.
There are polygamous men and there are men that kept things simple..
.. If u get money to run many paroles like Ned Nwoko, u free naaa...na even ur wife go even chose extra wife for you....

But if u nor get money...still dey form "men don't cheat" on top woman wey dey join hands follow u run expenses for house.... U think say na mouth Ned Nwoko dey use form boss... U better go back to the oldies and ask any grandpa
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Confirms Plan To Declare National Emergency, Use Military For Deportation by advanceDNA: 11:09pm On Nov 18, 2024
cococandy:
If that’s what you choose to believe. That’s okay.

I’ve given you the necessary and factual information. It’s up to you to do as you wish with it.
And i will remember to mention you if it doesn't happen your way
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Confirms Plan To Declare National Emergency, Use Military For Deportation by advanceDNA: 9:51pm On Nov 18, 2024
cococandy:
Are we in 1756? That would be a good question to ask Trump. Is it the name of the holding facility that is alarming you? Okay how about we call them detention centers? Does that make it more palatable to you?
Mind you Hitler didn’t happen in 1756. That was in the 1930s. Not long ago.

I’m not an alarmist. In case you didn’t know, slavery is legal in America if used as punishment for a crime.
These people supposedly have committed a crime.
They’ll be held in detention while awaiting deportation. Deporting millions of people won’t be an overnight process. So while they are held in captivity for their crime, they’ll be used for cheap labor.

This already happens in America as we speak. Prisoners are used to manufacture things for cheap and then the companies turn around and sell them. Go and research why private for profit prisons are booming in America. They supply cheap/slave labor to corporations.

He says what he’s going to do and you guys don’t believe him. Until it happens
Hahahahahaha........ Na alarmist you be joor
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Confirms Plan To Declare National Emergency, Use Military For Deportation by advanceDNA: 9:35pm On Nov 18, 2024
cococandy:
What they are going to do is round up immigrants and put them in concentration camps to use as slave labor for his billionaire friends.
Lol....Round up pple and put them in concentration camps for slave labour?? Are we in year 1756..??

Lady.... since wen did u become an alarmist?
Politics › Re: Tinubu, First Lady Oluremi Arrive Venue For G20 Leaders Summit In Brazil (video) by advanceDNA: 7:11pm On Nov 18, 2024
OChimex:
It has nothing to do with tribes. You guys always find a way to add tribes and ethnicity to everthing.
If Tinibu is performing very well, he will silence his critics. Same as Buhari.
Both aren't presidential both physically and mentally. Thats why nigeria is turning into poverty capital under the rullership of these 2 rascals
They are the worst presidents in the history of nigeria.
U are wasting ur time explaining....these pple are paid floor party members .... U think they dnt know this nations is in ruins, u think they don't know the pple's complain are genuine.. their responses here is an agreed strategy to make it look like it's one tribe or opposition thats just hating...while the remaining Nigeria are so happy
Politics › Re: Tinubu, First Lady Oluremi Arrive Venue For G20 Leaders Summit In Brazil (video) by advanceDNA:
emmyN:
G-20 where global leaders meet to discuss business, these two want to turn it to owambe. cheesy
Lol ....Any opportunity to waste the travel budget and collect estacodes must not be missed .... These two did not come to serve the pple...they are on vacation for the next eight years enjoying their lives at the expense of the the nigerian pple...
Politics › Re: Tinubu, First Lady Oluremi Arrive Venue For G20 Leaders Summit In Brazil (video) by advanceDNA:
Napata77:
TOMORROW SOME ILLITERATE IDIOTS WILL SAY WE SHOULD “BREAK UP NIGERIA”,.

IF YOU BREAK UP, ALL THIS IS GONE. YOU WILL BECOME LITTLE MUSHROOM COUNTRIES NOBODY TAKES SERIOUSLY OR LISTENS TO.

DO YOU KNOW HOW COUNTRIES LIKE SIERRA LEONE, SENEGAL, TOGO, KENYA, GHANA, ETC FEEL WHEN THEY SEE THE NIGERIAN PRESIDENT AT ALL THESE SUMMITS, FROM BRICS TO G20?

THEY THINK “DAMN! WISH OUR PRESIDENT COULD BE THERE!”.

IT’S ACTUALLY ONE OF THE REASONS THEY DISLIKE NIGERIANS.

WE ARE JUST TOO PROMINENT IN EVERYTHING, MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE MUGS. LIKE DULL COUNTRIES.

GOD BLESS THE MIGHTY FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, AND MAY SHE GO FROM STRENGTH TO STRENGTH.
Other African country envy Nigeria because ur president attends meeting where they are seen as parasites and beggars.?? Lol... Are u in denial of how bad this nation has fallen or u are just licking àss of ur oppressive leaders for no reason.??

I mean, in case u don't know.. developed nations openly call us shiit holes because of these same leaders...

The president of Ghana shared a story of back in the 80s when he was travelling to the UK for his studies ...he mentioned that Nigerians were treated like kings, with visa on arrival agreement, while other African student were treated poorly, thoroughly checked nearly stripping to their pants ..... But u here saying they envy you bcoa ur leaders waste nation's resources flying abroad to go and beg only to embezzle the resources they are able to secure..

. Nigga stop the cap man. It's irritating and pathetic...
Politics › Re: Why Is Tinubu's Government Not Abusing IMF Over Their Recent Report?-Rufai Oseni by advanceDNA: 5:42pm On Nov 18, 2024
BigDawsNet:
Recession has got so bad , I have a friend who used to live in a spare tyre


Then he got a puncture, now he lives in a flat
Cute word play....
Science/Technology › Re: Huge Python Killed In Jos & Sold For ₦200k (Pictures) by advanceDNA: 2:35pm On Nov 18, 2024
Apel147:
Why are you and your kinsmen so obsessed with the Zoo? Is it inferiority complex!
Like seriously.....didnt u read or u just have comprehension problems..... Everything is about tribe fight to you.....
Romance › Re: What To Do With A Closed-minded Boyfriend? � by advanceDNA: 4:43am On Nov 18, 2024
AishaDant:
And be sad for the rest of my life? Hmm!
Hahahahahahahaha....

Sad for the rest of ur life.??. because of head..?? Is that d only way you can be sexually satisfied in life?

You are just looking for what's not lost, after filling your head with pornogràphy-driven sexual desires...

Leave the guy for women that will want him the way he is
Romance › Re: My Sister Forgot Her Phone At Her Boyfriend's Place And This Happened... by advanceDNA: 4:22am On Nov 18, 2024
Switinthemiddle:
Now she's at home crying cuz he broke up with her even though we all know he is also double dating 😂😂 too... So how do we settle this matter bayi....
grin ....wait....So u caught him cheating on ur sister since and u ddnt tell her so she can serve the breakfast first?? Man ..u dey cap
Celebrities › Re: Senator Ned Nwoko Reveals How Regina Daniels Chose Him Over Many Suitors(Photos) by advanceDNA:
Hahahahaha......This nigga is funny asf...

I guess young pvssy can make old men talk weird shíts

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