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Family › Re: My Wife Family Mounting Their Father Burial Expense On Me, How I Reacted At Once by advanceDNA: 10:38am On Nov 15, 2024
GboyegaD:
For the record, I am a man and you are not worth engaging.
Lol......he's shalaying that he's not woman. grin

..I ddnt call u a woman...it was a jab...but u were not just an observant reader to notice context/quotation marks...

If u were patient enough u would have noticed my earlier comment was a response to someone else's specific question instead of rushing to play blame games

Travel › Re: Application Fee Payment Issue With Naira VISA Cards by advanceDNA: 10:24am On Nov 15, 2024
jiksman3:
. So do I go to my Access bank and open a dollar account and now request for a dollar card? Can I use that dollar card and pay for Euros,and any other currency in subsequent times? God bless you richly.
Sometimes Nigeria banks fvck up even when u get their dollar card....so when it happen u wll have to wait mayb for some days or complain to them......but mostly they work for international payment...
Travel › Re: Application Fee Payment Issue With Naira VISA Cards by advanceDNA: 8:08am On Nov 15, 2024
jiksman3:
Please help, I have been trying to make application fee payments for Sweden, Czech, Netherlands schools etc with my Access bank Naira VISA card but it's not working. Please who can tell me how to make those payments easily cos I am just tired.
Thank you
It cannot work.....all naira cards, irrespective of the bank doesn't work for foreign payment....

U either find someone abroad to pay on ur behalf or u use virtual dollar card, or find someone that has dollar card in Nigerian bank


Good luck
Family › Re: My Wife Family Mounting Their Father Burial Expense On Me, How I Reacted At Once by advanceDNA: 8:06am On Nov 15, 2024
GboyegaD:
Did he not see this before going into the marriage? Why not blame the man who acted all sufficient from the onset.
Someone asked why she's staying in such marriage.....but u want me to Blame the man for her choosing to stay in a marriage where the man doesn't love her? And let's her know he doesn't love her?
I should blame the man for forcing herself on a man that ddnt want her from the start? I should blame the man for her ambitionless life??

Do u read or u just jump into mentions for response sake....

Lol.....go meet your fellow "woman" when u want to dialogue with emotions and progesterone....
Family › Re: The Part Men Don't Talk About by advanceDNA: 7:51pm On Nov 14, 2024
emmaodet:
grin grin
We learn more everyday bro.
A lot is happening out there which is a lesson to us
Nor be learn be ur aim joor...na the sweetness of gist u dey find grin
Family › Re: The Part Men Don't Talk About by advanceDNA: 7:48pm On Nov 14, 2024
emmaodet:
Hmmmmm

What happened bro?
Care to share?
U too like gist.....
Christianity Etc › Re: Problems With Jesus Dying For Humans! by advanceDNA: 6:35pm On Nov 14, 2024
Lol.....This Alfa has a prob with another person's faith but he doesn't have a problem with an illiterate prophet writing down the entire Quran after an angel read it to him....

Muslims are always funny when they try to invalidate another faiths' text to give credit to their own
Family › Re: My Experience Taking A Diamond Bank Small Ticket Loan by advanceDNA: 6:16pm On Nov 14, 2024
Where is nlfpmod seff
Celebrities › Re: Court Adjourns VeryDarkMan vs Falana Case To January: VeryDarkMan Dances by advanceDNA: 5:41pm On Nov 14, 2024
blacknp:
Win which case, e be like say u know no who Femi Falana be?

Femi Falana lose a case as the Claimant, against this Clowns, abi no be this same clown police go throw for prison some months back, that this his same lawyer was there to receive him?
Well...there's a first time for everything
Besides....Falana nor suppose dey drag himself inside mud with the clown in the first place...
Celebrities › Re: Court Adjourns VeryDarkMan vs Falana Case To January: VeryDarkMan Dances by advanceDNA: 5:33pm On Nov 14, 2024
Jeffy1206:
not sue again but ask for cost.
Who will give him if he asks?? If na u be Falana, you go give am?? Such cost is considered under damages....he will have to sue again and his lawyer prove they actually incurred such damages to be awarded
Celebrities › Re: Court Adjourns VeryDarkMan vs Falana Case To January: VeryDarkMan Dances by advanceDNA: 5:20pm On Nov 14, 2024
descartes400:
Cite an example of a judgement in a Nigerian court where a defendant who wins a case can sue opponent for legal expenses incurred.

I have read of cases in US.
You couldn't even add "please" or "kindly" .... Something that u can go and check online but because u thought such ddnt exist in nigeria u thought it was time to be condescending..

Rewane v Okotie-Eboh [1960] 1 NSCC 135).

SPDC v Okonedo [2008] 9 NWLR [Pt. 1091] p. 85

International Offshore Construction Ltd & 3 Ors. vs.Shoreline Liftboats Nig. Ltd [2003] 16 NWLR [Pt. 845] p. 157

Pple sue for damages incurred as a result of legal logistics cost and there is law that allows is. Some have won like the 3 examples above.. others lose on funny grounds...

Others cases includes

Ihekwoaba vs. A.C.B 1998
Guinness Nig. Plc. vs. Emmanuel Nwoke, 2000
Christopher Nwanji vs. Coastal Services Ltd. 2004

And a very popular, recent case which is still argued that the judge was not totally fair is

Chris Baywood Ibe & Anor vs. Bonum Nigeria Limited, 2019
Pets › Re: Tiger Vs Crocodile Full Fight: Who Wins In The Ultimate Wild Battle? by advanceDNA: 3:34pm On Nov 14, 2024
maxevans:
I . A leopard cannot unless the leopard fights a baby crocodile.
Of course there are giant Crocs that need team effort.....just like.many lion join forces to kill to take down giraffes or buffalos
And i've seen a lot of natgeo wild...and jaguars/leopards be killing big Crocs...not babies...
Celebrities › Re: Court Adjourns VeryDarkMan vs Falana Case To January: VeryDarkMan Dances by advanceDNA:
denko:
Which victory, when he has spent money to travel to lagos
....hope u know VDM can sue Falana for the legal expense incurred if He eventually wins the case
Pets › Re: Tiger Vs Crocodile Full Fight: Who Wins In The Ultimate Wild Battle? by advanceDNA: 2:44pm On Nov 14, 2024
The cat always destroys the over sized lizard, even in the lizards territory....

The leopard that's smaller than the tiger does it effortlessly, and even drags the scally lizard up a the tree before devouring it
Politics › Re: The $2.8 Million US Mansion Bought With Stolen Nigerian Money - Washington Post by advanceDNA: 2:39pm On Nov 14, 2024
adams123:
They are not fighting for ISLAM, so we Muslims have nothing to do with the terrorists. They are terrorists and they should be dealt with as such. Why calling them Islamic terrorists? They are bokoharam and Islam never kick against seeking of any beneficial knowledge
But what bokoharam is doing is a similar modus operandi as ur prophet tho....bring islam, kill those that resist them and take over their land, install sharia and start imposing taxes as a new government...

Before u get triggered...look at this way Mohammed was never one of the rulers in Medina right?? ...he believed in God after angel visited him right?? and brought his religion to the people, right?? Which is good..so that they can stop idol worship..

but they dont want it..it's ot by force..so why not just leave them alone and take his gospel else where....??
..I know u'll say they attacked him for preaching islam that's why he killed them...okay ..but he brought religion of peace right?? . How did he move from religion of peace to killing people and now conveniently took over their government installing islam led government in Medina...??

See where I'm going?? Baba..Incase uve not noticed that sounds like hostile takeover.. ...and thats why muslims of today feel its okay to do the same everywhere....u may not be doing it because u are civilized...but those who do it, do so because that how the prophet took over Medina...

See Europe now..ur fellow Islamic brother will leave their islamic states, e.g Iran, Afghanistan, Oman, etc...and use european countries friendly immigration laws to enter only to start looking for how to use sharia to take over the nation that saved u from ur shít country ... Does that sound kinda familiar to what ur prophet did??
Politics › Re: The $2.8 Million US Mansion Bought With Stolen Nigerian Money - Washington Post by advanceDNA:
This is the reason they keep saying Nigeria is broke...when just one public office holder that's not even the president, cbn gov, or minister of finance stole 2billion dollars....

I mean....just how much will the president, vice president, CBN governor, and finance ministers steal.....

Pple should stop saying Nigeria is broke and can't afford subsidy for its pple... It's fvcking annoying cos few pple just steal the common wealth of a nation yet y'all keep supporting them by saying Nigeria is broke
Politics › Re: ICPC Arraigns Ex-Benue Reps Member John Dyegh Over Alleged ₦‎18m Fraud by advanceDNA: 2:11pm On Nov 14, 2024
Mindlog:
That N18million of 2014 was about $100,000 back then.
Lol....but Even Back in 2014, I don't think I heard 18million naira fraud from the evil politicians......
Politics › Re: ICPC Arraigns Ex-Benue Reps Member John Dyegh Over Alleged ₦‎18m Fraud by advanceDNA: 12:31pm On Nov 14, 2024
18 million ?? Been a while I heard fraud wey small like this.....

Government officials are usually more ruthless

Family › Re: The Part Men Don't Talk About by advanceDNA: 12:29pm On Nov 14, 2024
Men !!!! stop marrying or dating for love...marry strategically.....it will help you see clearly, not make moves out of impulse, and look out for urself .....

All these captain save a skirt move means nothing but heavy losses in the long run.
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Politics › Re: Nigeria Is A Zoo Country - Betty Akeredolu by advanceDNA: 11:14am On Nov 14, 2024
They all begin to see clearly and are able to talk once they are no longer in power
Family › Re: My Wife Family Mounting Their Father Burial Expense On Me, How I Reacted At Once by advanceDNA: 11:05am On Nov 14, 2024
Nigerdeltaent:
how do you people have sex with someone you are not physically attracted to to the point of spermming inside her🤣🤣🤣
Konji na bastaárd

Sexual discipline is a trait every man should have
Family › Re: My Experience Taking A Diamond Bank Small Ticket Loan by advanceDNA: 9:31am On Nov 14, 2024
This is heavy paper Robbery

These are some of shiits CBN should look into...

They lured u with 7% interest rate, and reducing balance which meant that u will be charged interest based on the amount u have left on paid instead of the original principal u borrowed....

....but in reality they were deceptively debiting you twice a month...1) the agreed 7% rate that reflected the reducing balance

2) another flat amount N42,475.00 thats an interest rate of about 9.9% ...

In reality u were paying a nearly a total of 17% per month

Even if u take it up....they would have hidden this wickedness in the fine print/terms and condition most loan customers don't read...

But u can light their cable on Twitter shaaa...perhaps it will get to CBN or EFCC
Family › Re: My Wife Family Mounting Their Father Burial Expense On Me, How I Reacted At Once by advanceDNA: 4:56am On Nov 14, 2024
optimismlaz:
My brother if you cares to listen, you did wrong , that their tradition other sisters of hers are not traditionally married and they cannot be tasked or asked to bring something. You must perform your traditional duties and there a lot of benefits and also there also consequences. Act wise
He doesn't have to do anything...his responsibility is to his immediate family.

..they should go and bury their father with what they have instead of irrationally trying to do what they can't afford by inconveniencing another human being..

Respect is reciprocal....the could have asked for his support in a kind way....instead of making rash demands as if they put money his pocket ..

....someone is being exploited by lazy, dirty, inlaws and all u could do is further blackmail him guy with empty consequences.....

Oga economy is not smiling....nobody should harass anybody with their own personal shiits
Celebrities › Re: Give Me A Girl - Yul Edochie Tells Judy Austin by advanceDNA:
Lexusgs430:
If his Y is a very fast swimmer...... 🏊😂
Still doesn't matter if the chemistry environment/signal around the ovary doesnt chose the Y ... grin grin
Family › Re: My Wife Family Mounting Their Father Burial Expense On Me, How I Reacted At Once by advanceDNA: 9:18pm On Nov 13, 2024
Twoclans:
I can't even imagine the trauma of been around a man who doesn't want me .It is enough trouble been with a man let alone the one who despises you.This is automatic mental breakdown.
No job + No career + Zero ambition = marriage as only achivement
Family › Re: My Wife Family Mounting Their Father Burial Expense On Me, How I Reacted At Once by advanceDNA: 9:14pm On Nov 13, 2024
SlayQueenSlayer:
How you manage impregnate a woman you are not attracted to? .
Konji is a bàstárd......
Family › Re: My Wife Family Mounting Their Father Burial Expense On Me, How I Reacted At Once by advanceDNA: 9:10pm On Nov 13, 2024
BlindAngel:
I will do better next time, I expected her mom to caution their elder brother when he was billing me, but she did nothing and was completely silent, this allowed my emotions and anger to get the better part of me, nevertheless I will try to do better next time. Tank's
Oga ...u did not do anything wrong....na fire and petrol them dey use respond to that kind fire.... Otherwise, they will try it again....

No gree for any body.....
Celebrities › Re: Give Me A Girl - Yul Edochie Tells Judy Austin by advanceDNA: 4:37pm On Nov 13, 2024
Lexusgs430:
This is simply thinking so hard about the X & Y...... 😂😜

She got no control over her X's......🤣
She got control over improving the chemical environment of her womb where the egg which has the X chromosome exist
Travel › Re: Bobrisky Might Not Return To Nigeria Again by advanceDNA: 4:10pm On Nov 13, 2024
Bobrisky can't stay outside naija for too long. He will be a nobody outside Nigeria........he has celeb status in naija and makes money doing wateva the shít he's doing
Celebrities › Re: Give Me A Girl - Yul Edochie Tells Judy Austin by advanceDNA: 3:10pm On Nov 13, 2024
Lexusgs430:
He missed his biology lessons......
Apparently...it's now stale biology to conclusively say the man is the only sex determinant of the child.. grin

...because all men naturally have millions of sperm with either X or Y , which is released together during sex..but the fact is the man has zero control over which sperm fertilizes the egg....

Recent research at Stockholm and Manchester University reveled that the body chemistry of a woman's body is a stronger determinant of sex,...data suggest that the womans egg actually attracts the sperm it wants based on the chemical conditions around the ovary/womb

Men in polygamous home /relationships have also shown crude evidence of repeatedly having male children with one woman and female with another, even though sleeping with both same period..... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Is The Father, Son And Spirit Coequal And Coeternal In The Bible? by advanceDNA: 2:07pm On Nov 13, 2024
Lol .. this Alfa again... always pulling another person's faith down...but u will be calling it blasphemy if they do same you you...
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo’s Son, Olukayode Shares Struggles He Faced After Moving Abroad by advanceDNA: 11:15am On Nov 13, 2024
Sigh!!

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