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CrimeRe: Patrick Akpoguma: Lagos Police Reject ₦174M Bribe Offer From Internet Fraudster by advanceDNA: 12:34am On Nov 17, 2024
Caseless:
He's on mask.
Why??
CrimeRe: Patrick Akpoguma: Lagos Police Reject ₦174M Bribe Offer From Internet Fraudster by advanceDNA: 9:09pm On Nov 16, 2024
Is that the suspect looking like cartoon cos I don't get what the fvcking caricature is going on..?
FamilyRe: Is There Anything Wrong To Ask My Wife Weda She Messed Up While I Was Away by advanceDNA:
pelusi:
I

Please advise on the best way to go about this.
There is no point asking because, weda she cheated or not, the answer u will get is No from any woman...u will even get big fight seff weda she cheated or not because women are the kings of gaslighting...

The approach is to avoid sex for a few days forming tired or sick and notice her reaction....trust me.a woman that has not knack for 7months will definitely over rush her man, weda he's tired or not...
.....if there is no rushing/desire from her....u need to to do some FBI, enter her phone...call logs, whats app, and look out for new calls because side nigga may be looking for more action..grin

Hey!! ..just to be on be on the safe side....strap up in case another man's pregnancy is already waiting for you .....
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Arome Osayi Stopped Preaching Because Phones Rang! Pride Or Discipline? by advanceDNA: 8:02pm On Nov 16, 2024
CJStarz:
His members would go on their knees to beg him, 'daddy please come back'.
If na dey dat church, I go play my phone ringtone again tomorrow make him leave again.
Arrogant man.
Lol....u are wicked... grin grin
HealthRe: How Much Is DNA Test In Nigeria? by advanceDNA:
babadey:
Private DNA paternity testing is illégal in France, including through laboratories in other countries, and is punishable by up to a year in prison and a €15,000 fine. The French Council of State has described the law's purpose as upholding the "French regime of filiation" and preserving "the peace of families."

It's totally alright to ask for a paternity test from your wife/SO, but don't lie to yourself that you trust her. If you aren't in a committed relationship, why ask ? If you've already been married for three years, and you want one, you need to reevaluate your relationship. If you're only dating, then you are stupide!
We are in a world of very low moral standards, & sexual corruption, where people secretly keep multiple sex partners even when married
...yet you are trying to guilt trip men....

Suddenly the man is the bad guy because he wants to be sure sure the baby that came out of the vagina that several other men has entered is truly is...
... Incase u haven't noticed....honesty is a very expensive and rare in this current world....
CelebritiesRe: I Want To Remarry – Toke Makinwa by advanceDNA: 6:16pm On Nov 16, 2024
tunapawizzy:
[b]

wait....am I the only one that does not wear matching pyjamas with my siblings on visit... Shey na me dey craze abi na Toke
Person wey dey craze..... She dey describe Hollywood scene
CelebritiesRe: I Want To Remarry – Toke Makinwa by advanceDNA: 6:15pm On Nov 16, 2024
When a person have been used to being single for too long..... marriage go be like them throw am inside big pot of boiling oil ...
CelebritiesRe: Court Adjourns VeryDarkMan vs Falana Case To January: VeryDarkMan Dances by advanceDNA: 5:03pm On Nov 16, 2024
Jeffy1206:
na your type dey fight your spouse for house cos of lack of functional brains. 😏 Simple answer I gave... Is it wrong to say that they can actually ask the court for cost in same suit or haven't you heard where a Plaintiff is asked to pay heavy cost for bringing frivolous case? Your type just argue blindly without even consulting your brain if you're speaking or typing from your anus. 👀😅🤣😂😂
Lol.... grin grin ..U can ask for cost when u are in the same suit as a form of counter sue if u know the cost of the damages u want to claim.

.but this contex is different ...u came quoting in a comment where I said VDM can sue for his legal cost provided he wins...so U cannot ask the court for legal cost incurred when you are still running the cost because u technically don't know the damages because the case is still on going...such damages isn't even valid for asking until the defendant(VDM) wins.

.......it's is usually a separate suit/claim after the verdict of the original suit is reached.
...u were trying to be condescending in ur comment telling me u are teaching me yet u don't even know of what u are saying.... But now u want to form saint in addition to insulting me..... I will try to ignore u and ur low IQ...because what u are doing now is only clinging to straws
PoliticsRe: Reforms In Nigeria Not Working, IMF Report Hints by advanceDNA: 3:27pm On Nov 16, 2024
Jflex07:
Why is it that you never criticize Apc government, from buhari,now to tpain?
Islamic slaves are not allowed to talk against an evil leader as long as he's a Muslim.

If na Christian leader....wateva they say against him is considered jihad weda he's doing well or not
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump, a God sent or Satan sent.Get Ready For Trumpconomic Crisis by advanceDNA: 11:52am On Nov 16, 2024
tutudesz:
Americans voted trump because they lost their freedom of speech and freedom of expression. They couldn't say anything about Gay people or express them against transgender, without being attacked.
The war in Ukraine also played a role and Iran
.this is another fallacy to say its mainly because of gay pple......there are different types of pple in America....millions of americans don't care about gay folks and don't even give a flying fvck they even exist....

Gay pple are a fvcking minority....unless u want to go about hurting gay pple nobody is stopping u from saying ur mind...go on YouTube, there are thousands of comtent.pple tackle gay pple steady....listen to Candice Owen, Ben Shapiro, and a lot of pple tackle LGBt folks and their nonsense ideology
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump, a God sent or Satan sent.Get Ready For Trumpconomic Crisis by advanceDNA: 10:31am On Nov 16, 2024
Mysteriousworld:
Christ is messiah, not Trump or anyone in the future.
It is well.
Go on Reddit, quora, Twitter and read pples' opinion.....

In elections most voters support a candidate because just one thing they want or don't want.....
Many people wanted trump for being against abortion, for gender cos they domt like kamala, Cryptocurrency, the Ukraine/Russia war, irrespective of their religious stands....It's fallacy to be saying christians vote for trump because they thinks he's Messiah..... messiah koor, Savior niii
.
PoliticsRe: Reforms In Nigeria Not Working, IMF Report Hints by advanceDNA: 7:31am On Nov 16, 2024
Lol


Wèrèy IMF pretending as if they don't know the original reform is embezzlement... Every other thing is just a slogan to deceive the people for 8 years...

Your citizens can barely feed
Companies posting losses closing down
Foreign investors exiting...
Currency unrealizable....

Every two weeks the clueless guy will come out and call it "bold reforms" hahahahaha
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Arome Osayi Stopped Preaching Because Phones Rang! Pride Or Discipline? by advanceDNA: 7:29am On Nov 16, 2024
Daejumong:
This is very important because many younger pastors and Christians look up to you and see u as a father!
So who now finished the sermon when he left....??
RomanceRe: My First Day At Work. by advanceDNA: 7:21am On Nov 16, 2024
EzehFx:
Savage grin grin grin
Baba...na so woman dey calculate..Dem dey ruthless especially when they have no feelings for who they are dealing with... grin grin
RomanceRe: My First Day At Work. by advanceDNA: 8:46pm On Nov 15, 2024
Fattprince23:
. I like her too sha but I will just stay calm as I always do till the greenlight can't turn any greener. I will update after maybe 2 weeks to gist you guys how it goes.
U salary= 50k
Her salary= 50k

Every end of month when they pay you guys...

Your account: 20k
Her account: 80k
CelebritiesRe: Court Adjourns VeryDarkMan vs Falana Case To January: VeryDarkMan Dances by advanceDNA: 8:32pm On Nov 15, 2024
Jeffy1206:
no need arguing with ignorant mofo like you. Indeed you're generational ode at its best. Bye!
Lol......wèrèy wants to argue what he has no knowledge of ... grin..why don't u go and Google example of these law suits before u come back and argue......I know ur IQ is low so i did some of the work for you below..


SPDC v Okonedo [2008] 9 NWLR [Pt. 1091] p. 85

International Offshore Construction Ltd & 3 Ors. vs. Shoreline Liftboats Nig. Ltd [2003] 16 NWLR [Pt. 845] p. 157

Ihekwoaba vs. A.C.B 1998

Guinness Nig. Plc. vs. Emmanuel Nwoke, 2000

Christopher Nwanji vs. Coastal Services Ltd. 2004

Chris Baywood Ibe & Anor vs. Bonum Nigeria Limited, 2019
CelebritiesRe: Court Adjourns VeryDarkMan vs Falana Case To January: VeryDarkMan Dances by advanceDNA: 3:02pm On Nov 15, 2024
Jeffy1206:
Lol. In his reply to the suit, he can ask for cost and the court can or may grant it. I'm teaching you something and you're arguing. 😏
U want to ask the court for cost u are still running since the case is still on going and this has no actual value yet.?? What kind of charge and bail lawyer are you..?? Is that how u claim damages??

Lol....Look at this comedian............keep ur pseudo- teaching and condescending shiits to urself.. wèrèy said he's teaching..hahahahaha ..u have not finished teaching ur family members, u run to nairaland forming class captain grin
FamilyRe: My Wife Family Mounting Their Father Burial Expense On Me, How I Reacted At Once by advanceDNA: 10:38am On Nov 15, 2024
GboyegaD:
For the record, I am a man and you are not worth engaging.
Lol......he's shalaying that he's not woman. grin

..I ddnt call u a woman...it was a jab...but u were not just an observant reader to notice context/quotation marks...

If u were patient enough u would have noticed my earlier comment was a response to someone else's specific question instead of rushing to play blame games

TravelRe: Application Fee Payment Issue With Naira VISA Cards by advanceDNA: 10:24am On Nov 15, 2024
jiksman3:
. So do I go to my Access bank and open a dollar account and now request for a dollar card? Can I use that dollar card and pay for Euros,and any other currency in subsequent times? God bless you richly.
Sometimes Nigeria banks fvck up even when u get their dollar card....so when it happen u wll have to wait mayb for some days or complain to them......but mostly they work for international payment...
TravelRe: Application Fee Payment Issue With Naira VISA Cards by advanceDNA: 8:08am On Nov 15, 2024
jiksman3:
Please help, I have been trying to make application fee payments for Sweden, Czech, Netherlands schools etc with my Access bank Naira VISA card but it's not working. Please who can tell me how to make those payments easily cos I am just tired.
Thank you
It cannot work.....all naira cards, irrespective of the bank doesn't work for foreign payment....

U either find someone abroad to pay on ur behalf or u use virtual dollar card, or find someone that has dollar card in Nigerian bank


Good luck
FamilyRe: My Wife Family Mounting Their Father Burial Expense On Me, How I Reacted At Once by advanceDNA: 8:06am On Nov 15, 2024
GboyegaD:
Did he not see this before going into the marriage? Why not blame the man who acted all sufficient from the onset.
Someone asked why she's staying in such marriage.....but u want me to Blame the man for her choosing to stay in a marriage where the man doesn't love her? And let's her know he doesn't love her?
I should blame the man for forcing herself on a man that ddnt want her from the start? I should blame the man for her ambitionless life??

Do u read or u just jump into mentions for response sake....

Lol.....go meet your fellow "woman" when u want to dialogue with emotions and progesterone....
FamilyRe: The Part Men Don't Talk About by advanceDNA: 7:51pm On Nov 14, 2024
emmaodet:
grin grin
We learn more everyday bro.
A lot is happening out there which is a lesson to us
Nor be learn be ur aim joor...na the sweetness of gist u dey find grin
FamilyRe: The Part Men Don't Talk About by advanceDNA: 7:48pm On Nov 14, 2024
emmaodet:
Hmmmmm

What happened bro?
Care to share?
U too like gist.....
Christianity EtcRe: Problems With Jesus Dying For Humans! by advanceDNA: 6:35pm On Nov 14, 2024
Lol.....This Alfa has a prob with another person's faith but he doesn't have a problem with an illiterate prophet writing down the entire Quran after an angel read it to him....

Muslims are always funny when they try to invalidate another faiths' text to give credit to their own
FamilyRe: My Experience Taking A Diamond Bank Small Ticket Loan by advanceDNA: 6:16pm On Nov 14, 2024
Where is nlfpmod seff
CelebritiesRe: Court Adjourns VeryDarkMan vs Falana Case To January: VeryDarkMan Dances by advanceDNA: 5:41pm On Nov 14, 2024
blacknp:
Win which case, e be like say u know no who Femi Falana be?

Femi Falana lose a case as the Claimant, against this Clowns, abi no be this same clown police go throw for prison some months back, that this his same lawyer was there to receive him?
Well...there's a first time for everything
Besides....Falana nor suppose dey drag himself inside mud with the clown in the first place...
CelebritiesRe: Court Adjourns VeryDarkMan vs Falana Case To January: VeryDarkMan Dances by advanceDNA: 5:33pm On Nov 14, 2024
Jeffy1206:
not sue again but ask for cost.
Who will give him if he asks?? If na u be Falana, you go give am?? Such cost is considered under damages....he will have to sue again and his lawyer prove they actually incurred such damages to be awarded
CelebritiesRe: Court Adjourns VeryDarkMan vs Falana Case To January: VeryDarkMan Dances by advanceDNA: 5:20pm On Nov 14, 2024
descartes400:
Cite an example of a judgement in a Nigerian court where a defendant who wins a case can sue opponent for legal expenses incurred.

I have read of cases in US.
You couldn't even add "please" or "kindly" .... Something that u can go and check online but because u thought such ddnt exist in nigeria u thought it was time to be condescending..

Rewane v Okotie-Eboh [1960] 1 NSCC 135).

SPDC v Okonedo [2008] 9 NWLR [Pt. 1091] p. 85

International Offshore Construction Ltd & 3 Ors. vs.Shoreline Liftboats Nig. Ltd [2003] 16 NWLR [Pt. 845] p. 157

Pple sue for damages incurred as a result of legal logistics cost and there is law that allows is. Some have won like the 3 examples above.. others lose on funny grounds...

Others cases includes

Ihekwoaba vs. A.C.B 1998
Guinness Nig. Plc. vs. Emmanuel Nwoke, 2000
Christopher Nwanji vs. Coastal Services Ltd. 2004

And a very popular, recent case which is still argued that the judge was not totally fair is

Chris Baywood Ibe & Anor vs. Bonum Nigeria Limited, 2019
PetsRe: Tiger Vs Crocodile Full Fight: Who Wins In The Ultimate Wild Battle? by advanceDNA: 3:34pm On Nov 14, 2024
maxevans:
I . A leopard cannot unless the leopard fights a baby crocodile.
Of course there are giant Crocs that need team effort.....just like.many lion join forces to kill to take down giraffes or buffalos
And i've seen a lot of natgeo wild...and jaguars/leopards be killing big Crocs...not babies...
CelebritiesRe: Court Adjourns VeryDarkMan vs Falana Case To January: VeryDarkMan Dances by advanceDNA:
denko:
Which victory, when he has spent money to travel to lagos
....hope u know VDM can sue Falana for the legal expense incurred if He eventually wins the case
PetsRe: Tiger Vs Crocodile Full Fight: Who Wins In The Ultimate Wild Battle? by advanceDNA: 2:44pm On Nov 14, 2024
The cat always destroys the over sized lizard, even in the lizards territory....

The leopard that's smaller than the tiger does it effortlessly, and even drags the scally lizard up a the tree before devouring it
PoliticsRe: The $2.8 Million US Mansion Bought With Stolen Nigerian Money - Washington Post by advanceDNA: 2:39pm On Nov 14, 2024
adams123:
They are not fighting for ISLAM, so we Muslims have nothing to do with the terrorists. They are terrorists and they should be dealt with as such. Why calling them Islamic terrorists? They are bokoharam and Islam never kick against seeking of any beneficial knowledge
But what bokoharam is doing is a similar modus operandi as ur prophet tho....bring islam, kill those that resist them and take over their land, install sharia and start imposing taxes as a new government...

Before u get triggered...look at this way Mohammed was never one of the rulers in Medina right?? ...he believed in God after angel visited him right?? and brought his religion to the people, right?? Which is good..so that they can stop idol worship..

but they dont want it..it's ot by force..so why not just leave them alone and take his gospel else where....??
..I know u'll say they attacked him for preaching islam that's why he killed them...okay ..but he brought religion of peace right?? . How did he move from religion of peace to killing people and now conveniently took over their government installing islam led government in Medina...??

See where I'm going?? Baba..Incase uve not noticed that sounds like hostile takeover.. ...and thats why muslims of today feel its okay to do the same everywhere....u may not be doing it because u are civilized...but those who do it, do so because that how the prophet took over Medina...

See Europe now..ur fellow Islamic brother will leave their islamic states, e.g Iran, Afghanistan, Oman, etc...and use european countries friendly immigration laws to enter only to start looking for how to use sharia to take over the nation that saved u from ur shít country ... Does that sound kinda familiar to what ur prophet did??

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