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Politics › Re: I Hope Shia Muslims In Nigeria Is Seeing Terrorism For What It Is ? by advanceDNA: 4:10pm On Oct 02, 2024
Ngadangapussy:
Unprovoked Iran fired hundreds of ballistic artillery into israel.
ur post is a waste of time....u can't make them see the flaw in their thinking & actions
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 12:48pm On Oct 02, 2024
liftmeGod:
Please how and where I can apply for the job, the website and tbe procedure
please put me through
Search online through Google..or u tell ur folks abroad to assist you
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:10am On Oct 02, 2024
liftmeGod:
Please my people in the house, I am a new person here, I am a forklift operator with two different certificate in Nigeria,
Please how can I apply for COS , I need assistance on procedure
U don't apply for cos...u look for jobs that need your skills...if the employer wants u..they will offer u the job and COS if they have been approved to offer COS
Travel › Re: Why Are Nigerians Investing Their Money Instead Of Using It To Japa by advanceDNA: 8:46am On Oct 02, 2024
Lordbinsmar:
Abeg senior man @advanceDNA, which banks dey offer this type of fixed deposit.
Fairmoney MFB

code : T385C
Travel › Re: Why Are Nigerians Investing Their Money Instead Of Using It To Japa by advanceDNA:
OkanlawonB:
This will only make sense if the real value of your initial 100M naira deposit will be preserved over the years, which unfortunately is quite doubtful.
Doesn't have to make sense to you sir......It's a hypothetical, worst case scenario of someone that doesn't even know what to do with a 100M...
....besides, there is no where money value remains the same forever, still the money market has always been there to give pple, risk free earnings, especially those who have idle cash........

there are pple who do nothing but feed conveniently for years on the interest on their risk free deposit and their total cash is not even up to 100M......
Travel › Re: Why Are Nigerians Investing Their Money Instead Of Using It To Japa by advanceDNA: 6:17am On Oct 02, 2024
commanderquash:
Such an insightful writeup!!

Can you mention examples of banks offering 26% on fixed deposits??
Fairmoney MFB

code : T385C
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Finally launched hundreds of Missiles At Israel by advanceDNA: 7:38pm On Oct 01, 2024
Blankstare:
It's Iran vs Us
The sad reality for Iran
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Finally launched hundreds of Missiles At Israel by advanceDNA: 7:35pm On Oct 01, 2024
SpyMaster1:
Oil price go rise soon cool wink

I don't know whether that will benefit Nigeria or add to their misery undecided
Nothing...only more embezzlement
Travel › Re: Why Are Nigerians Investing Their Money Instead Of Using It To Japa by advanceDNA: 5:28pm On Oct 01, 2024
Shueld06:
I’m saying The guy isn’t smart. He should have used to the money to japa and process student visa
Why is that the only option in your head?...u will rather go abroad and become a 4th class citizen competing for stupid jobs rather than be an entrepreneur with 100million.....

Even he's lazy and dont want to do any business...There are banks offer 26 -30% per annum on fixed deposit with interest paid upfront...

Let's even take the lower band of 26%..... fixed deposit of 100million is 23.4 million per year less withholding tax of 2.6M ...
Guy unless u eat like a thief, can u finish 23.4 Million per annum... That's the salary of senior directors living large in Nigeria.


Guy everything is not travelling...
Travel › Re: Why Are Nigerians Investing Their Money Instead Of Using It To Japa by advanceDNA: 5:08pm On Oct 01, 2024
What is this one saying??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:17pm On Oct 01, 2024
Arisetech:
Goodafternoon House.

Please advise us if we are not doing it right. My wife transitioned to Nursing and presently work as an auxiliary nurse, had few three online certifications, IELTS and have also applied on Trac, indeed etc. multiple times but we haven't seen any positive results yet. Please, is it that the COS app is done differently or when asked if she has a permit to work in the UK, we often respond "NO," which seems to lead to the end of some of the application process while others get submitted and ends same way.

Thank you.
COS comes after u secure the job....not all employer have license to offer COS hence, the reason most pple get the NO answer a lot..and it is also the reason they ask if u are eligible to work in uk....this means they dont have licence or budget to sponsor

Healthcare jobs and care jobs are generally not easy to come by these days..that's because other nigerians and other nationals non uk residents are also competing for the same jobs that you reading overseas also want......

even those that went to school of nursing or have BSc, and also have standard many years experience in government hospitals do apply hundreds of times before hitting one....

U just have to keep trying....that's the trick unless u u want to go the street way which is very expensive and most time end in years and frustration....

Btw, make sure u applying for the right jobs...if ur wife ddnt go to school of nursing or have a bachelors degree, it will be a bit hard to get nursing roles in UK because they require special exams, license issued by the federal government of nigeria .
She might be lucky to get healthcare assistant or caregiver roles more quickly....but like i said keep trying...anything is possible
Politics › Re: Police Attack FearlessInOctober Protesters In Abuja (Video) by advanceDNA:
Tradepunter2:
I hate your opinions on certain issues but on this you are right..... The obi supporters are the biggest fish brains..... Assuming the idiotssss didn't share the votes.... Tinibu won't be in power..... PDP MESSED UP APC IN THE NORTH but was happy seeing obi destroy it in the SOUTH.... while he preserved the votes of his tribal people
Elections don come and go yet and y'all still blaming obi ....are y'all afraid of holding ur rulers accountable??
Business › Re: Please Help!!! Someone That Is Stronger Than Me Os Withholding My Money by advanceDNA: 8:07am On Oct 01, 2024
... Nigerian travel Agents & politicians have one thing in common....they heartless die

Go back and use police to drag the guy

.....otherwise u nor go see shi shi.
Romance › Re: Please I Need Your Advice. by advanceDNA: 9:49pm On Sep 30, 2024
Baba it's not ur fault ...na economy....

Transport has gone up....feeding has gone up too....saving something significant out of 80k means u have to be aggressive about it....

Remove ur savings first once u get salary...
Remove ur work to and fro transport fare for the month....
..if u still dey eat 3 heavy times a day, plus coke and egg roll in btw..well done.....80k don nearly finish
....if u con get entitled, unkind girlfriend....ur village pple don get u be that....
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Celebrates Receiving Large Amount Of Dollars From Boyfriend by advanceDNA: 7:06pm On Sep 29, 2024
Even in their fake life....its faking collecting money from men.....wait are these pple allergic to having your own money.??

As in ...someone said...tell a woman to make one wish and she will still wish for a man that will spend money on her ....why Una be like this?
Christianity Etc › Re: Transgenderism: The Confusion In Identifying As Who You're Not (Photos) by advanceDNA: 8:36am On Sep 29, 2024
The hypocrisy of white pple and their dirty laws driven by carnal sexual needs irritates me

... If I say I am trans-caucasian now...awon wèrèy..they will not give me red passport and make me automatic citizen ooooo...
Family › Re: Rant! Women Are Forgetful And Can Be Ingrates. by advanceDNA:
bluepreek:
Marriage isn't really for the faint-hearted ones...
.this ur statement is why pple see it as a norm to put up with a bad spouse that frustrate them in their own home ....marriage is not supposed to be horrible...its supposed be two pple helping each other...

But men just close their eyes in the name of love and marry obviously unkind and entitled wèrèy who feel marriage is for exploring their their husband for their own gain only and treat him like trash..
..imagine a woman saying..na jeje i dey my papa house wey u say u want to marry me ...like wtf......these women pple now make marriage sound like they are doing u a favour and men put up with such nasty behavior because okayyyyy... marriage is not for the faint hearted

The day I heard a guy say it's normal for ur wife to behave like a lunatíc was when I knew its men that cause and indulge all these rubbish in their own home...
Family › Re: Rant! Women Are Forgetful And Can Be Ingrates. by advanceDNA: 8:08am On Sep 29, 2024
Hidemyface:
. I already accepted her the way she is, reason I married her just that sometimes, we get fed up.
Lol..u accepted her the way she is?? Even God expects u to repent and be holy like him for him to live with you

.don't be a captain save a skirt for any woman...enough of all these playing hero and forming capable for a woman and her family that just sees u as a means to an end... ...it only leads to exploitation and frustration.

Na una know why una dey marry all these entitled, and unkind women marry... ..most of them have short memory and only see what u do for them as their right/returns for sleeping with you and birthing kids as if they don't want the sex or the kids in the first place......
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 2:32pm On Sep 28, 2024
makazona:
fellows here making good contributions.

And for others in this journey, may the grace of God speak for you all. Wherever your name is mentioned, God shall rise and speak for you!

Peace 🕊️
Congrats to you & ur family,.
Romance › Re: Did I Make The Right Decision? by advanceDNA:
Damian911:
Nothing bro
You see before taking such decision I already carried out multiple research. They're NDIC insured and licensed by the CBN.
Thanks for your concern though
How far...90days down....hope u never get high blood pressure.??..December is around the corner.....

Btw...fairlock % is now 30%..madt oooo
Properties › Re: Wife Uses Husband Home To Take Loan Without His Consent & Defaulted (Pics/Video) by advanceDNA: 8:02pm On Sep 26, 2024
OmovuduTheBeast:
If you believe this fake story, then you must be an idiot. I wonder how people just swallow every rubbish they see posted online.
This current loan company's are crazy....they try to take their loan from anyone they can find....the husband is on the wifes contact so they called him and lie she used him as collateral......if he falls for it...otilor niyen..

They've done it to me too calling me on Whatsapp that my cousin is owing 1.7M and that I'm the guarantor, if I dnt pay they will take possession of my valuables.....I laugh tire....

Awon wérey
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:18pm On Sep 26, 2024
yusash:
Good afternoon
please advice on what to do..
after a very long wait I got a defined certificate of sponsorship, I noticed my passport issued and expire date are different from the one on my cos... same month and year but different date...
please what can I do
If u don't want UKVi to say u stole somebody's COS u better tell your employer to edit the COS on the portal...we've seen crazy stories here .
...don't submit it with that error ooooo.....those people always think we are fraudsters first before they consider the option of it might be a mistake.....
Romance › Re: Spiritual Effects Of Swallowing Cum by advanceDNA: 2:59pm On Sep 26, 2024
bdon123:
I am normal....u are not.Nobody will ever swallow ur weak sperm lol
Oh..no wonder..... this one see swallowing of sperm as achievement...indeed u are not normal...there is no need making u more unfortunate...u are already finished
Romance › Re: Hookup: Benue Lady Takes Mattress After Man Fails To Pay For All-Night Sex by advanceDNA:
EreluRoz:
No woman will ever take joy in sleeping with men for money, there's always a sad story behind it.
Playing Victim card and not being responsible for ur actions..... as usual..... grin grin
Business › Re: Lawyer Sues Access Bank For ₦100m Over Unlawful ₦250 Deduction Instead Of ₦50 by advanceDNA:
damosade:
In such a situation, Bank will rather reverse or settle out of court if they found guilty. They can't afford to pay everyone with the same issue if they are sued .
He still needs to prove how the deduction of 250naira instead of 50naira caused him a damage of the 100million naira he's seeking compensation for trough the courts.... Law ya wéréy gààn......

Still ..u may be kinda right though.. Accessbank may try to avoid unnecessary class action lawsuit if the issue involves hundreds of customers that decide to collaborate with this lawyer
Fashion › Re: The Trend Of Selling Fake Nyash: What’s Your Take? by advanceDNA: 12:40pm On Sep 26, 2024
Later ereluroz will say we are deceiving them in order to sleep with them.....who exactly is deceiving who??
Romance › Re: Spiritual Effects Of Swallowing Cum by advanceDNA:
bdon123:
Oga keep quiet....i love a girl dat swallows
Are u normal....?? What's my business with you and what you love ..u just rushed into my mention like a rabid dóg telling me shut up....are u trying to be unfortunate this morning or u are just dont have manners
Romance › Re: Drop One Quote From This Man (photo) by advanceDNA: 6:56pm On Sep 25, 2024
Lastanza:
Are you not a thief?
Did u graduate from Vawulence university of Lagos??
Romance › Re: Spiritual Effects Of Swallowing Cum by advanceDNA:
Where una dey meet all these kind weird girls....?? Sperm dey sweet?? Sperm na food..??
God abeg ooo......and na person wife be that ooooo..dey swallow sperm everywhere.. guyz make una dey look well before una marry ooo

Woman carry ur sperm swallow...and e nor do u for body one kind.. May be I'm conservative or old school shaa ...some of these woke shiit cringes me like shiit....
Romance › Re: What You Are Rarely Told About Marriage by advanceDNA:
If u do mistake marry one entitled, unkind, wèrèy that see marrying you like they did favour for you.....nothing will matter, u go explain tire..
Romance › Re: CHAT by advanceDNA:
TheFreshVanilla:
You let her block you from seeing your little girl for years, and you accepted like that? Just like that? That’s not the way a responsible man handles things.
There's no serious law enforcement in Nigeria.. i have seen cases of woman who leave with kids that husband don't know where she moves to.....she refused court summon they sent to her parents home and nothing happened.......no be person wey u see u go do custody case with..
Romance › Re: CHAT by advanceDNA: 10:19am On Sep 25, 2024
Bostin:
Continues.... I want to add more of the chat but it's not adding
If u marry this woman..u go cry ehn!!

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