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Romance › Re: Drop One Quote From This Man (photo) by advanceDNA:
The funny thing about women is that ..they know u could be lying.......but becos they wanna fvck too they will spread legs anyways and come later to make it look like u made them do what they never wanted..... they always want to play the victim and don't want to ever be responsible even for the legs they chose to spread

Don't fall for that crap....a woman already knows she wanna fvck you...matter of fact, she hórnyy as fvck when she came to your side and already wants some of that Deeék.....she just wants u to use your mouth to give her a reason she will use to hold u when u fvck up...
Crime › Re: Brazilian ‘Baecation’ With Nigerian Lover Turns Ugly (Photos) by advanceDNA: 6:00pm On Sep 24, 2024
Afonjudas:
Maybe they need to consult Tinubu for the latest scope.
grin grin
Crime › Re: Brazilian ‘Baecation’ With Nigerian Lover Turns Ugly (Photos) by advanceDNA: 5:58pm On Sep 24, 2024
OkCornel:
If she wasn’t caught, that’s how she’ll show off on social media with proceeds of crime.

Enjoy your life, envy nobody.

It’s mostly smokes and mirrors out there.

Enjoy your time in jail sweetie.
Her wish came to pass...she will now stop spending her money.....government will start feeding her two square meals with 1/2room self contain all for free
Crime › Re: Brazilian ‘Baecation’ With Nigerian Lover Turns Ugly (Photos) by advanceDNA: 5:56pm On Sep 24, 2024
able20:
It seems Nigerians living outside Nigeria are more criminally minded than those living local
Funny guy..

Nor be local Nigerians dey export their criminal mind go abroad
Crime › Re: Brazilian ‘Baecation’ With Nigerian Lover Turns Ugly (Photos) by advanceDNA: 5:51pm On Sep 24, 2024
If current airport x-ray machine now reveal this shit....why do they still follow this route....
Romance › Re: Update Guys by advanceDNA: 3:26pm On Sep 24, 2024
MrNice04:
lol....Abeg tell me which is the least poisonous...😂😂
Poison u can tolerate the pain.... that will kill u slowly in the next 80-90years.... cool
Romance › Re: Update Guys by advanceDNA: 7:39am On Sep 24, 2024
MrNice04:
so what's the guarantee that a girl will be faithful,is it by money or what
This is 2024....no guarantees.....na just luck these days
Romance › Re: Update Guys by advanceDNA: 7:38am On Sep 24, 2024
MrNice04:
[b][/b]so you mean most women are similar,then what's the need of running from one girl to another since they're all the same
Choose ur poison man...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:09pm On Sep 23, 2024
HanryJon:
I have sent withdrawal mail but have not withdrawal it from online, because my solicitor is saying no for that. is that okay?
also have you got any refund mail?
U applied online ...u should withdraw online
Romance › Re: Update Guys by advanceDNA: 4:35pm On Sep 23, 2024
MrNice04:
hmmn....I don't use protection that's why I'm been careful
The chance that u will raise other men's kids is very high.....and STD sure for you die.....

I won't tell u to leave her.....because it's clear u have some self esteem issues going on and ur mind clearly needs this girl because u feel cant get another like her.....
besides, they are mostly the same out there.....to get a good, kind, loyal babe weda u are rich or not is like finding honest Nigerian politician

... Just make sure u strap up nigga...u will be free eventually...either u set ur self free or time will set u free....
Romance › Re: Update Guys by advanceDNA: 4:26pm On Sep 23, 2024
PerfectStranger:
Should we save him or allow him drown?
Please use 2 by 4 to knack his head inside the water
Romance › Re: I'm Too Soft Hearted, How Can I Become Very Wicked by advanceDNA:
Meaning:
Hi guys, I notice one thing about me.
I'm too emotional for a man. I'm too soft hearted. I don't want bad things to happen to anyone.
But recently, I realized that people are taking advantage of that and I'm tired.

Please can someone teach me the act of wickedness thru manipulation?

The way you destroy people but act like you are their help. That kind of manipulative destruction.

Any help please.
Relax.....just keep dating broke, entitled Nigerian girls especially those ones u meet on face book with "Mhiz" title.......u go soon wicked.... Nor worry
Romance › Re: Men, Is This True Or False? [Picture] by advanceDNA: 1:49pm On Sep 23, 2024
Zackattack:
Advice like yours drives people away from getting married. You make it sound like a huddle.
Anything that makes one stop being oneself, will never be worthwhile, eventually.
I’ll take the other guy’s advice all day long.
Are u not an adult....How can someone's comment drives u from getting married?
Romance › Re: The Man That Begged For My Number Last Month Has Not Message Me till now by advanceDNA: 1:09pm On Sep 22, 2024
Jeweltz:
But why did he asked me if I was in any relationship ? Which I clearly told him I’m not. I knew he liked what he saw he was just being a coward and shying away from responsibility.
He saw brezz or yansh,?? And u seff u know... Later now if he chop and run u will pretend like u ddnt know all he saw isn't just brezz and yasnh....
Besides what's bad in being uninterested?? U women do it too..u give number and give cold responses

Jeweltz:
Men don’t even need to be rich these days as women are just looking for a responsible man to marry and not necessarily rich
Lol ...this is fvnny....these days ?? U seff know naaa .......once a man say hello to ur gender, he's already owing u rent, 3 square meals, wig, ur phone will spoil, ur birthday will be next week, and in weird cases.....he will need to pay school fees, or project/IT money... cool
Romance › Re: The Man That Begged For My Number Last Month Has Not Message Me till now by advanceDNA: 12:54pm On Sep 22, 2024
Wait....so becos he got your number he can't become uninterested later ??

Don't be "thirsty" ..it's not attractive.....
Romance › Re: I Know Many Runs Girls Who Married Their Clients by advanceDNA:
ExAngel007:
"I know many runs girls who married their clients. Real men do not care about your past" - Nigerian man says


A Nigerian man, Kosi Ugo, has asserted that men are attracted to bad girls and don't care about a woman's past.


Ugo, who stated this in a Facebook post on Saturday, September 21, also said that he know many ‘runs girls’ who married their clients, adding that a retired ashawo can still have a happy home.
Lol.... it's not becos men dont care about the past...it's because there will always be simps, who do stvpid shit because of pvssy....simps/men who have low self esteem that will always look for women that will make them feel big, like lord, and especially like a hero.......I mean, they are called "captain save a hoe" for this very reason ...they always throw objective reasoning and caution away just to have a cheap woman that their low self esteem makes them feel is too good for them...

..You women expect other other pple's son to be stvpid .......... But when it's ur own son and brother, ur mouth will change because no one wants his son to wife a hoe, not even a hoe

...make una dey fear God
Car Talk › Re: Sharp Honda 2010/2011 I Love.(pix) by advanceDNA: 6:04pm On Sep 21, 2024
Gmone:
I use style they market am Soo...

For sale. 3.6m.. 3.5m will fly.
Location
Christianity Etc › Re: by advanceDNA: 2:41pm On Sep 21, 2024
Ain't u am atheist??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:10am On Sep 21, 2024
doctuw:
Good morning everyone. I am a complete novice about this traveling stuff. I have an uncle in the UK in his 70's who is already a British citizen. What can he do for me to help me to fast track immigrating to the UK through the skilled work visa/ health care route. I am a civil servant and a graduate of Agricultural Economics and Extension. I don't need to border my uncle financial wise. Can he help me seek a job there? Thanks in anticipation for your response.
U are asking us what ur uncle could do for you....?? Don't u think he's the one u should ask if he can help u look around for such jobs?

See ..unless ur uncle owns a care home or his friend or close associate has a care home where they can just talk to each other and easily employ.. U will have to apply like everyone else is doing or do it the street way like some pple do.....

It's crazy man...but it is what it is... cool
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:04am On Sep 21, 2024
Peniel13:
Good morning. My husband is on health care visa. Can he work with Royal mail this coming Christmas for mail sorting..It's a seasonal job for 1 month or 2. Does he need to update his visa because of that or there is no need for that?
If u are on care visa.... U can only do additional 20hrs job that is also the job u are sponsored for, or jobs on the shortage list, or volunteer jobs .....
Any other job must be updated i.e with sponsorship.....

A lot of pple are doing it oooo...I mean it's not easy to survive in the UK when u dnt have enough shift on ur care job.......but who knows how these things will backfire when applying for ILR.

..better to be safe than sorry
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:07am On Sep 21, 2024
FaithfulGod4me:
Thanks bro. I have my international drivers license. Its new and has 1year validity.

Please which airline do you think is good and affordable. It will be my first time flying sha 🙂. I budgeted 1m to 1.1m for plane tickets.

So from your post, i should book my flight now? I intend to travel around 2nd week October.
If u book now ...u should be able to get tickets around that 1.2M but there might be one or two stopovers ...Qatar airways is good, so u wont have to worry about separate transit visas....

.but if dont want stop overs.....u can take british airways but that will be very expensive
Car Talk › Re: Sharp Honda 2010/2011 I Love.(pix) by advanceDNA: 8:55pm On Sep 20, 2024
What are u trying to say?? U wan sell abi you dey romance your car...? Which one ??

Make we help u call LGBT pple make dem add one alphabet for you for their long list of madness grin grin
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
FaithfulGod4me:
Chai... Someone please help na. Abeg.
Madam calm down naaaa... The only thing u should bother yourself with now is plane ticket and packing ur luggage .....the way u are panicking dont let those border control pple use you catch cruise ooooo

Take plane to London...enter train or national express to Hertfordshire...u nor fit loss for heatthrow

Leave BRP..that's not an issue to worry about when u are still in nigeria

U can get used cars online.....start from Gumtree....

.u should have gotten international drivers licence from FRSC before now so u can drive with it for a year u land.......I dont know how u want to maneuver that oooo..

..i hear some pple use Nigerian license but I'm not sure if it's the one they used in Nigeria
Celebrities › Re: “if You Earn More Than Your Man, Let Him Quit His Job” – Ali Baba by advanceDNA: 7:16pm On Sep 20, 2024
EreluRoz:
I can't even reason someone I'm richer than.

If I get money pass you please don't near me kos I'll just be send sending you up and down.
So if he earns more than u at the begining marriage and God now bless u, you start earning more....na so u go dey disrespect ur husband because of money?? ... no wonder !!

grin grin
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 2:24pm On Sep 20, 2024
Kintowi:
The required 1 month fund for CoS visa applications. Can I deposit it into my account then or they want to see the monthly and daily inflows of funds to determine proof of funds?

Please, this is important. I need answers.
Do it anyhow u like...just make sure the amount is there for 28days or more before u print out and submit ur application....
Pets › Re: I Need A Dog by advanceDNA: 2:07pm On Sep 20, 2024
25k ?? For a dog that will help you with security issues?? Lol .... grin grin
Family › Re: Lady Reveals Why "A Lot Of Nigerian Nurses In America Are Single Mums" by advanceDNA: 2:00pm On Sep 20, 2024
saphiere:
.There are a lot of single mums I agree.
But this only got to prove how irresponsible Nigerian men are.
Or were these women impregnated by their fellow women?
Lol... grin grin...
Nairaland General › Re: Lady Left With N69K Bill As Man Runs Away During First Date by advanceDNA:
I dnt know why anyone will be comfortable ordering overly expensive food, just because someone else is paying....., food they cannot buy for themselves on a normal day

It's a very distasteful behavior....
As in..this one kukuma carry her friend along ..all this shameless pple... na somebody go marry them put for house oooo....God abeg ooooo
Romance › Re: Men, Do Not Think Of Going To The Altar With A Woman Who Lacks Vision ! by advanceDNA: 8:05pm On Sep 19, 2024
They will say u are attacking them ooooo...
Car Talk › Re: Why Is This Camry So Expensive Now by advanceDNA: 7:59pm On Sep 19, 2024
ottajah:
This is definitely Tokunbo...direct Belgium...not naija use ohhh
https://www.nairaland.com/8103392/toyota-camry-pencil-light-sale#130119238

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