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Romance › Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by advanceDNA: 10:10am On Aug 10, 2024
ukaface:
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh
More than 30??

Aaaaaah
Mummy come and see o

Aaaah
Na like this Una Dey do?

Person wey get more than 30 Dey suspect person wey get less than 20😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
God Abeg oooo
Humans are funny
So u think a thief would be happy his money is stolen......as in you have not heard that single mothers don't want their own sons to marry single mother...... de playing u hear....

Even you won't want your son to marry a retired olosho even if your son has fvcked many girls.... Everybody uses double standards when it comes to their personal interest... No dey form
Romance › Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by advanceDNA: 10:04am On Aug 10, 2024
ebijimi7:
she even volunteered to help me rearrange my kitchen to her own taste all from her pocket and I've asked her to cut connection with all exes which she promised to dare not toss her away
Thank you very much bro
Marry her pls.....I want to test one theory in a couple of years when u come back to tell us how ur marriage is going cool
Autos › Re: Registered 2005 Honda Pilot EXL (Video included) From Direct Owner by advanceDNA: 9:26am On Aug 10, 2024
codemaster2much:
interested
Since 2023....

No middle man c merchant will sell that car for 2.2 million in this era again
Politics › Re: I Was Offered ₦800k To Demonize Dangote Refinery - David Hundeyin (Pictures) by advanceDNA: 9:17am On Aug 10, 2024
this statement is gangster:

"I firmly believe that if what it takes for Africa to industrialise is for it to burn so much fossil fuel that snow stops falling in Wisconsin and it starts raining concentrated sulphuric acid in Doncaster, it is not too big a price for Europe and North America to pay - it is certainly not bigger than the price Africa had to pay for Europe and North America to develop"

Them no go gree give the guy visa to Europe or US again.... grin grin
Romance › Re: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by advanceDNA: 9:02am On Aug 10, 2024
Sapasenator:
I am sure you try to throw words around without a proper understanding of their context or meanings. I will stop here.
Yawn!!!!! Continue being condescending...

You are the one not following context.... The nigga didn't like the girls attitude but you are just making it look like he's wrong for not pleasing her
Romance › Re: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by advanceDNA: 8:41am On Aug 10, 2024
Sapasenator:
So just ordering food has translated to " behaving like you are hungry"

I am pleasantly surprised.
Dude ...to you...its just ordering.... .it's being too forward and entitled just because u agreed to meet someone....y'all worship women too much...

Whichever way u choose to look at it is ur kettle of fish....but please stop trying to force your view on others, it's nauseating ...... even the women here said they cant do what she did...

U prefer ur date does wateva she likes and if she's passing your budget you will tell her

But Another person said if she decides to pass her boundaries without being considerate then it means she wants to pay on her own..

but u think ur opinion is more superior....guy are u trying to be fvnny or u are just a narcissist.......
Romance › Re: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by advanceDNA: 7:57am On Aug 10, 2024
Sapasenator:
Na, the dude is telling the truth. A lady ordered a meal on a date and it has become a front page discussion. Is that not strange? On a date, the man is always trying to woo or impress the lady, that is the way it has always been from time and if not impressed, you do not continue with the relationship.

I am not a baller by any stretch of the imagination, but before I ask a lady out on a date at a restaurant, I will ensure the budget is already in place, and if the lady is going above my budget, I will calmly explain this to her while on a date not come open a front page on NL to seek validations from individuals who are struggling to feed themselves. We are not at war with our women the was some of us make it look on NL.
Guy...how u chose to behave is ur own kettle fish....and u are free to support any opinion u like .....the internet has bcome a place of cruize and posting content so all this ur forming women worshipper, trying to form some.captain save a skirt is totally baseless.....

Besides, we all have out level of tolerance or expectation, if I don't want to pay for somethin i will not rush to make demands..its courtesy and many pple feel so here

Some men don't expect women to be too forward....but some men don't mind....this is budget.... ...this is about behaving like you are hungry......it might be attractive to you and an opportunity to impress her or fvck ......its not attractive others.... If u can't accept that...nigga I cannot help you
Romance › Re: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by advanceDNA: 7:36pm On Aug 09, 2024
ClitRaider:
Honestly, if not for Nairaland you and I won't be having this convo.

Tonight I'm hanging out with my right hand man at the prestigious NUJ, Lokoja with babes to spend on.

Continue your life menh..
Its a freaking fvcing Friday!
Lol..hahahahaha.... guy....Real baller nor dey blow trumpet where e nor matter

U na wannabe ..
Romance › Re: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by advanceDNA: 7:25pm On Aug 09, 2024
ClitRaider:
I go pay..

I'm not broke mehn.

What happens to being a gentleman?!
SAPA don affect una brains.
Lol...u don change of pvssy being the reason for paying to being a gentle man....

.werey wey wan pay becos of fvck suddenly say he e be gentle man...guy comot for my mention....na dust u dey yarn

U wey be pvssy worshipper dey form
Romance › Re: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by advanceDNA: 3:14pm On Aug 09, 2024
ClitRaider:
Werey, this ain't street sense, this is SAPA.
A big red flag!
Why on Earth will a guy take a lady out on a date and be doing rubbish?

Me, I go pay..
and I go chop kpekus too.

The Eediots failed to nail the target
Yawn!!.....Pvssy na ur target naaa....so paying it for it makes sense to you because qerey like u son assume say because u buy food ahe go allow u smash.......but when u no come see kpekus chop....u go dey vex....

.. ordinary pvssy is everyone's target ..pvssy full every where naa if u wan pay for am.........
Travel › Re: Flood Cuts Off Kano-Maiduguri Expressway (Photos) by advanceDNA: 1:13pm On Aug 09, 2024
Another opportunity to steal..the repair of that road will be 600billion naira
Romance › Re: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by advanceDNA: 1:09pm On Aug 09, 2024
Tightpussy2024:
Oga,when you meet a woman you like,invite her for a date in a RESTAURANT then don't order anything for her.
Why do you women feel u must be paid or compensated for everything little thing... gosh!! It's irritating she doesn't even know him yet...and the guy ddnt say he won't order..but she rushed to order herself.....meaning she was ready to pay.......the lady aaked what if she ddnt have money...and the guy said he would have paid

Tightpussy2024:
The only fault I have with her is that she should have waited for him to tell her to place an order. If he refuse,she should delete his number.
oh!!! so u know shes wrong, so why are u faulting the guy again....?? Oh let me guess...as usual, u women don't like to bear the consequences of you actions weda you are right or wrong....the man should still take responsibility for ur BS behavior... Well done grin grin

Tightpussy2024:
You people belittle yourself thinking you are punishing women not knowing you are punishing yourself.
this is fvnny...u know why?...it's funny that u dont see its the lady that belittle herself....i'm not surprised tho...u women only see things from selfish angle when another woman's son is involved..but see clearly when your own brothers and sons are involved grin.

Tightpussy2024:
This women dressed and prepared to impress you. Probably a new hairstyle just for you. If her presence lightens you and makes you happy,how is food your problem? Doesn't she have food in her father's house? It's just a way of showing you value her.
lol....so the only way to value her is for her to order whatever she likes without asking....see...I dont know why you women's entitlement mentality isnt obvious to you...u even take pride in it.. grin

Tightpussy2024:
Left alone as the lady,I will give excuse and leave if I notice a man will not tell me to place an order
Sigh.....you must be able to order whateva you like without asking when a man invites you out.....I see....so a date is an opportunity to eat wateva u like...why don't u try telling the man thats what you do the moment he invited you and see if any man will show up for such date
Romance › Re: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by advanceDNA: 12:37pm On Aug 09, 2024
Favyoma:
This is actually funny and annoying at the same time. Why did you invite her out in the first place. I mean you could have gone out to a place where you wouldn’t need to spend like a park or something or better still, don’t see at all. Continue getting to know each other through phone till you have money.
A first time date is not buffet...How can u order for food that u want someone else to pay without knowing how much he has in his pocket...someone u don't even know yet...


Some of women are too entitled, no decorum...behaving hungry on a first date..


..and the sad part is...y'all support each other
Romance › Re: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by advanceDNA: 12:30pm On Aug 09, 2024
Sapasenator:
"Baba" will die a bachelor, alone and grumpy.
She knows the money wey dey the guy hand?? Why she nor let the guy order abi na food she come.there come chop....

It's better to die single than be with some women
Foreign Affairs › Re: Syria Says Four Troop Hurt In Alleged Israeli Strike (photos) by advanceDNA: 9:58am On Aug 09, 2024
Praxis758:
That Syrian president must have been made with special steel.

Imagine being fought since 2010.
Which yeye steel.....it's easy to fight war naaa when you are sitting in your office drinking moet and chopping big chicken lap....while other pples sons and daughters die in battle
Politics › Re: Landing Cost Of PMS Is Over ₦1,200 - IPMAN by advanceDNA: 8:25am On Aug 09, 2024
We are not ready for currency floating as a nation if we want to continue importing fuel

The price of fuel will will continue to increase and equally the subsidy amount cos exchange rate will keep going up
Romance › Re: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by advanceDNA: 9:37pm On Aug 08, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
Imagine a new car wey get engine issue, by the time wey e go commot from new the engine go knock once.

If that girl wasn't a virgin at the time of marriage. She woulda slept with 500men Including their neighbours and church members by the she got married.

Virgin anyday any time.
The girl no be virgin joor...the guy wey marry am no sabi.....she tell am say she be virgin and the werey believe.....
Romance › Re: Sex Before Marriage Is Not A Sin; God Never Gave That Law” – Prophet Okose by advanceDNA: 4:14pm On Aug 08, 2024
Preachers promoting sexual indiscipline ....

Lol
Romance › Re: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by advanceDNA: 3:25pm On Aug 08, 2024
As you pay..."shey you die". grin grin


U rush to order food that you had the mind that someone else will pay..? How naaa??

As in..... why some pple be like this? U nor even let the guy ask you first....


Baba.......street is proud of you...
Romance › Re: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by advanceDNA: 9:12am On Aug 08, 2024
onumadu:
You didn't even address the topic of the post. lol
address the topic?? Look at this hypocrite....the topic is about adultery or infidelity of a married woman...but u turned it into an insult and started spitting all manner of fallacy about how non virgins are better that virgins.....Guy...

onumadu:
You simply ignored the fact that a former virgin admitted to have slept with 15 men since she got married.
ignore.?? My comment has a premise....i can look at an issue from an angle I desire....u jumping on my mention are the one that failed to address my comment based on its context..... and if u want to bring a new line of argument that's fine..but trying to accuse of somethin is condescending.

I don't have to say what exactly what u want to hear

onumadu:
My post addressed that question, while yours simply went into the usual virgin-hunter illogical drivel that only makes sense to your type.
virgin hunter?? Nigga u clearly don't understand the context of my comment and I don't have time to explain it to you..

onumadu:
I'm here to warn men looking for wives to look for GOOD woman who may or may not be a virgin.
Lol..this one said he came to warn men u are not warning anyone...u are painting a picture that a woman that's has fvcked around can handle infidelity better than virgin that got exposed to some fantasy penis....
You are trying to assume the husband up there married simply because of virginity just because his wife cheated...i mean, its absurd...

So if she's not a virgin....what would u have said...virgin or no virgin..discipline is needed in all areas of life...but pple change..that's life..


onumadu:
From your posts, you clearly lack real life experience.
another fallacy and an attempt to throw subtle insult..see all this derailing comments won't make u right....if u want to argue, argue objectively
... You are just a condescending person that cannot objectively dialogue a different line of thought from yours....pple like you think they know it all..but all u have is fallacy

onumadu:
The fallacy in your childish position leads men to land themselves in scenarios like the one in the original post here.
what fallacy did i commit ....point it out??

like i said..if discipline is not important to you..go ahead and marry a women 58 other men has slept with.... There are many criteria of measuring a good woman.....lack of sexual discipline is certainly not one of them..... And if u feel women that have fvcked 100 men before marriage can also be good...that's fine

onumadu:
That woman's husband may have taken your advice and here we are.
what advice did u see me give....guy....u don't know how to dialogue...and u miss context a lot....I don't know if it's a talent or u read in a hurry

onumadu:
To MEN (not kids), if you want to marry, look for a GOOD WOMAN, virgin or not.
No say I no warn you o.. cool
Yawn!! Everybody goes for what they want.
.some men marry for big yansh, big bóobs, beauty, financial security....no one will see an evil woman and go ahead to marry such so all this ur pseudo advice is truck load of rubbishhh.....

Marriage is a risk..in fact nothing is certain in life....because a man married a virgin and she turned out to be a bad woman doesn't mean he married her only because she's a virgin...like i said ... Pple change .... that's life.....
Health › Re: Indian Man Who Put Long Live Eel & Lemon Into His Anus Undergoes Surgery by advanceDNA: 8:47am On Aug 08, 2024
Flamemignon1:
Who the hell is talking about anal sex here but being the pervert that you are, that's where your mind quickly ran to
Ain't you gonna add one alphabet for this guy eel and lemon-fvcking Indian dude??
Crime › Re: I Think I’ve Been Scammed By Big Tech. by advanceDNA: 7:43am On Aug 08, 2024
Davash222:
Who imports iPhone 6 in 2024? undecided
This man...are u trying to be funny or u are actually oblivious .....
U think everyone can afford latest iphones??...

We are importing cars of 25years ago....yet u are asking who imports iPhone 6s. There are demands for old iPhones and Samsung...
Crime › Re: I Think I’ve Been Scammed By Big Tech. by advanceDNA: 7:36am On Aug 08, 2024
Davash222:
iPhone 6s shouldn't be above 20k.
Are u trying to be funny or u just don't know the exchange rate ......

When you import your own... sell it for 20k
Romance › Re: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by advanceDNA: 4:48am On Aug 08, 2024
onumadu:
This type of news is supposed to help virgin hunters like you reset your brain, but I doubt it will. lol
The woman must have slept with waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than she is admitting to, and yes she was a virgin.
Fact is that women are NOT like men.
A virgin man (if there's anything like that) is not same as a virgin woman.
Men are ACTIVE sexual beings while women are PASSIVE sexual beings.
A lot of women don't even know that they have high libido until AFTER THEIR FIRST SERIOUS SEXUAL ENCOUNTER.
Note the "SERIOUS" because I'd get to that point...

What I'd concede to, is that if a virgin with natural high libido marries a man with natural low libido, she may not know her real self, perhaps lifelong. She can live her whole life never cheating her husband. And it happens often.
But, if she ever makes the mistake of sleeping with a man of high libido (i.e have a SERIOUS sexual encounter), then she would connect with her natural self of high libido, and all bets are off afterwards. That is what causes things like this story in the OP.

The point about women being passive in sex is that men bring out the sexual demon in women who are highly sexual.
If she never slept with any man who brings it out, she may live her whole life not knowing about her real self.

My ultimate point is that a virgin may not even know herself sexually, while a non-virgin already knows herself before getting into marriage.

In a scenario where a non-virgin woman makes a mistake of cheating, she is in a better position to handle it better, and not let it destroy her marriage. She had seen that animal before, and had decided to get married leaving all that behind.
She is not likely to be swept off. She had seen it all before!
However, a virgin can be blindsided by the whole new experience, and it can become a banana peel experience for her, whereby she gets swept off by it.
That is how an ex-virgin suddenly sleeps with countless number of men. She made ONE mistake, and that was enough.
Yawn....!!
If sexual discipline means nothing to u that's fine.....if u dont mind marrying a woman 59 other men has slept with.....its all good..

..but all this epistle of painting scenarios that a woman that fvcks around with reckless abandon before marriage will handle herself better than virgin ... is just a truck load of fallacy...
Travel › Re: Nigerians: Having A British Passport Doesn't Make You British by advanceDNA: 10:23pm On Aug 07, 2024
OkanlawonB:
He is absolutly right, this applies not only to the british passport but to all european passports.
Even before this aggravated tension that is now happening in the UK where i am currently, this has always been my silent regret of my 3 decades plus abroad waka - having children who are more or less a lost generation . For a first generation emmigrant like myself, maintaining home ties and the eventiual relocation back to Nigeria is a very feasible and easy thing to do but for a second generation, a very difficult task to realise. Personally, i see this current japa trend as a negative development.
In your country...is there no aggravated tension everyday??
Anyway..if u vex go naija.....u still fit vex commot since u don collect UK stay..so no need to advise you.......dey vex go naija
Crime › Re: I Think I’ve Been Scammed By Big Tech. by advanceDNA: 6:23pm On Aug 07, 2024
SpencerForbes:
Na the bastard name be this.
Na ur awoof mentality make u fall prey.....cos u suppose know say with current inflation u can't get iPhone 6s for 20k..
Politics › Re: A Misunderstood Akpabio by advanceDNA: 1:29pm On Aug 07, 2024
Always explaining on behalf of your wicked oppressors.... How much do dey even pay you to pple for all this dirty àss licking ??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Angry Response To A Job Invite by advanceDNA: 1:22pm On Aug 07, 2024
AndSunGorilla:
You left out FAT!!
Big FAT lie!!!!
Permit me to add "dirty" to it

Big, fat, dirty lie
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Angry Response To A Job Invite by advanceDNA:
biggy00000:
If only you can read, you will realise that "come along with writing materials" will most likely suggest a written test not just a verbal interview.

I and a host of others had to go through a written test and 5 stages of interview before employment as a contract staff for my first job.

Though your frustration is valid, your response to it is wrong.
This is 2024..I feel company's need to start upping their recruitment solution....test and interview can be done online.... It's totally unnecessary to tell pple to travel for first test or interview for a job they may not even get
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Angry Response To A Job Invite by advanceDNA: 1:16pm On Aug 07, 2024
YourLandMyLand:
Why not pass it to a friend in that proximity
He should pass the interview invite they specifically invited him to another person??

When the friend reaches the venue ..will he magically put his name on the list of people they want to interview??
Celebrities › Re: Things Are Getting Out Of Hand – Actor Saidi Balogun Cries Out Over Hardship by advanceDNA: 12:36pm On Aug 07, 2024
Love800:
Impressive. Thanks so much.

But assuming the government use the subsidy money to establish and maintain a good environment(infrastructure, industries etc), and the citizens witness and benefited from it, will this method also be okay?
Baba What infrastructure sir?? The corruption climate in Nigeria will not allow it..Government only knows how to build bridge, road and do small projects they will use to embezzle money....go and look at the schools and hospital they build....they are all abandoned because the money meant for maintenance, research and improvement have all been embezzled

What industry sir?? It's not government job to establish industries sir....that's the people's business......government's job is to make the economy business friendly by making currency stable and strong, give tax holiday and make subsidy available in many business line so pple can be encouraged to go into the businesses...

If currency is strengthened and stable.. manufacturers can plan project in to the future,borrow funds and do business at lower cost....the currency cannot be strengthened in a country like Nigeria by floating strategy of tinubu because we hardly export goods or services....this is why we have the problem we have now........fuel subsidy removal is only 10% of the problem....

china, Russia, that are better than us are not floating their currency but tinubu that is clueless thinks floating the currency and removal of all subsidies will just fix the economy.... It's funny and sad at the same time

There are countries that subsidize poultry and other animals feeds...so it makes chicken, meat, eggs and pple cheap and pple easily go into those business....
Mechanized/large scale farming is heavily subsidized in Europe to make people go into farming and produced food....

Imagine selling land to Dangote for 100million dollars ...as in 100million dollars ....land wey God give everybody.....wey full everywhere

.why not give it to him for free as a form of subsidy, give him tax holiday for 5 years and use it to control fuel price for the people......but nigerian politicians only know how to fill their pockets and strangle the masses by telling us to wait for his policy to materialize......

nothing good can come out destroying the naira's value, removing all subsidy...we are only heading for zimbabwe's position that buy bread for 18,000 zimbabwe dollars ... We are already at 2,000naira from the biggest bread that used to be 400 naira
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Angry Response To A Job Invite by advanceDNA: 12:01pm On Aug 07, 2024
bestsales20:
This is actually rude and foolish. The best would have been to simple ignore or drop your suggestion "respectfully". Didn't you see the location before you applied? Didn't they offer you ample time to prepare for the interview.

To even have the guts to post it here. No sane person should employ a loud-mouthed and rude person like you. If NNPC or Shell sent you that invite, would your reaction had been the same?
You are right...He is rude and would likely not get called ......but some of these employer needs rude people like these to make them see reality....

Like seriously...pple are getting jobs without stepping out of their house, yet one cheap àss company want someone to spend over 10k for first interview over a job he may not get.....

the bad part is .....na insurance job that pays 30k per month....

U mentioned oil company....oga ask around.. u will not step into any serious oil company before u get their job...all the first and second online test, interviews, and even signing of offer letter will be done online....one of my friends just a got a job with SchlumBerger and it was the final stage he took flight which the company even paid for...

.. Abeg oooo no company should stress anybody this season...pple dey vex

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