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CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 5:17pm On Jul 30, 2024
Sonnobax15:
shocked
Animal...... instead of the bush cow to kukuma stay there and serve his jail terms in the U.k,at least he'll be fed well there..... Unlike Nigerian prisons,if hand venture touch am here,na otilor be him name for the rest of his life shocked

lipsrsealed
U wan go jail as a rapist for UK or US.... U go collect oooo
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 5:16pm On Jul 30, 2024
U let someone u want to sentence for his crimes go back home a day before the sentencing to "put his affair in order" ...??

Lol.... grin grin grin grin....As in....oyinbo dey do like say dem no get sense sometimes..... Which yeye affairs does he have to put in order....
FashionRe: We Can’t Have A Nigerian Compete In Miss SA - South African Sport Minister by advanceDNA: 3:35pm On Jul 30, 2024
EreluRoz:
Brolosho where have you been
Werey!! No be u I supposed ask.... U used to be first to comment on every thread with your crazy comment grin
FashionRe: We Can’t Have A Nigerian Compete In Miss SA - South African Sport Minister by advanceDNA: 3:27pm On Jul 30, 2024
EreluRoz:
It doesn't make her a south African simply because she was born there. I take side with them on this
On a normal day.....u seff nor too normal naa
FamilyRe: I Thought I Could Change Him To Be A Better Man by advanceDNA: 3:00pm On Jul 30, 2024
iLoveYouToo:
After reading the second paragraph , I went back to read the first two lines, that’s when I realized OP is not serious.


You reiterated that your husband is a good man.

Please what are the qualities of a bad man?

When you see black and keep calling it white the problem is WITHIN YOU
My be he has his off and on period......and ofcourse has money.........Altogether ....her brain must have developed a coping mechanism ( Stockholm syndrome)


Besides u cant compare fvcking of druggie..grin
when i was in 300l...one girl lives with the werey cultist that smokes weed like mad
....the weret beat her like she's his slave....her eyes will swell up when we see her....but hours later she will not us rest with her loud moaning at night....
FamilyRe: I Thought I Could Change Him To Be A Better Man by advanceDNA: 2:45pm On Jul 30, 2024
Double0h7:
Be very clean, stay quiet, wear red pant and bra to bed and satisfy him very well! You have a good man and good men are scarce nowadays so hold on tight to your good man. Continue to endure and one day you will be rewarded with a long marriage, your own family and the glorious title of Mrs so and so! Just hold on!
U are wicked grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Besties by advanceDNA: 10:50am On Jul 30, 2024
Dreamhans1:
A friend of mine happen to house his girlfriend that works with Nestle agbara. Later on, the girlfriend request that my friend also house her bestie that's a guy from the same graduate trainee program that they both gain employment together.

This my friend happened to get a job in another multinational coy in Ikeja. And because of that, my guy doesn't come home everyday, thereby leaving the girlfriend and the bestie at home most times .

This said girl will still leave her dirty clothes and plates for my guy to return and wash. My guy will still drop upkeep money. And this guy is every handsome o, but happen to be a CAPITAL simp.
Well after much fighting, quarrelling and lies they both broke up and the girlfriend moved in the with bestie cos the bestie later got his own place after my guy complain of his not washing plates for days.
My reason for writing this is as a human, always try to be more and logical less emotional when dealing with people either male or female
Im.not sure ur friend is alright....how can his girlfriend bring another guy to stay in her boyfriend's house...?? Some women shaaa...
PoliticsRe: They Promised Us Rice, APC Scammed Us - Tinubu’s Protesters Stranded After Rally by advanceDNA: 10:24am On Jul 30, 2024
because of the promise of rice...u betray your country.....

This is why the ruling class will continue to maintain poverty in the land so that they can control the people with cheap commodities like 5 cups of rice.....



Imagine taking subsidy on fuel and exchange rate that everyone benefits.......then replace it with sending 2000bags of rice to 250million pple....

The robbery on the Nigerian people is on beast mode
PoliticsRe: Only NNPCL Can Buy Dangote Petrol – IPMAN by advanceDNA: 9:04am On Jul 29, 2024
bdon123:
Yes there is no super nation that doesn't subsidized.ours is more of a problem of border control as our products end up in other countries
Baba it's not a super nation thing....subsidy exist in various nations one way or another... I've seen nations that subsidize flour so that bread and other food made by flour can be cheap and government can also control the price...I've seen subsidy of agricultural feeds, cotton, fertilizers, in various nation

How can a nation remove subsidy on electricity, oil, exchange rate, education, etc and be sending 5000bags of rice to 250 million pple..its the highest form of robbery of our common wealth and a slap on citizens
PoliticsRe: Only NNPCL Can Buy Dangote Petrol – IPMAN by advanceDNA: 8:52am On Jul 29, 2024
Asonaijaaso:


..At the end of the day, the government is still paying "subsidy".
Its more complex than people think it is, the government is not doing a good job explaining these things.
What is wrong in subsidy?? I keep hearing this thing......there is no country where subsidy doesn't exist...FG has only poisoned u pple to make u feel subsidy is an abomination...... U will never enjoy ur nation's common wealth without subsidy in a country like nigeria ..the money not paid to subsidize essential goods or services like health care or education will only be embezzled through dirty palliatives, fake grants to poor families and their usual inflated cost projects like using 600billion dollars to build bridge of 400million dollars
PoliticsRe: Only NNPCL Can Buy Dangote Petrol – IPMAN by advanceDNA: 8:42am On Jul 29, 2024
Faiththatworks:
NNPCL is mad and crazy. Whoever gave this suggestions about NNPCL being an offtaker is just trying with another format to bring back subsidy.
Subsidy is not a crime...it's one of the ways the government of a nation ensure the country's common wealth reaches all....it's also one of the ways government control price so that manufacturers, wholesalers, and retailers don't exploit the final consumer on essential products or services....

It's government lies and manipulation that subsidy should not be paid at all so that there can be money to do more project......if no form of subsidy exist....its robbery.....the money will just be embezzled through dirty palliatives and fake grants to so called poorest families like we have now...

The good thing is there are no more secret, thanks to social media... the manufacturer is within Nigeria to expose the cost of goods and federal government cant lie for long about how much subsidy is being paid... unlike when NNPC is the same coded crude exporter & PMS importer ..
PropertiesRe: I Need A Thunder Stone & Epo OBO ( Bark Tree) In Abuja by advanceDNA: 7:40am On Jul 29, 2024
harizonal123:
To do what exactly?
He wan catch witch
Christianity EtcRe: Is It A Sin For A Christian To Drink Alcohol? by advanceDNA: 9:49pm On Jul 28, 2024
CoolJason:
i have heard many people say drinking alcohol for a christian is a sin while some say its not a sin but please i really want to know if its a sin to drink alcohol and what does the bible say about it?

This question was first asked on WorthyAsk website.
Matt 5v11...no food or drink makes u sinner by simply putting it in ur stomach....

Still ....someone said...If ur relationship with Jesus never carry u pass shayo level, Clubbing, 420, Colorado, .....na religion u dey do.......

after all......gal 6v8 ...He that invest or sows to the flesh...will eventually reap the end of flesh: "destruction"...
AutosRe: Howo sino truck in kaduna by advanceDNA: 8:16pm On Jul 28, 2024
Once it has 4 tyres...buyer must see shege
PoliticsRe: Rice Palliative Is The Hallmark Of Tinubu's Administration by advanceDNA: 10:40am On Jul 28, 2024
Philipponzaghi:
This is what true leadership looks like! Tinubu is showing us that he cares about the people's well-being. The rice palliative is a smart move to ease the burden on families struggling with the economy. It’s time we recognize and appreciate the positive steps being taken. Let’s support initiatives that uplift us all!
Ó ní kúre
PoliticsRe: Rice Palliative Is The Hallmark Of Tinubu's Administration by advanceDNA: 10:31am On Jul 28, 2024
Beautifulday:
Praising mediocrity shows you are a mediocre. How many bags was the rice? What number of people in a state was the rice supposed to reach and at what quantity?
Person wey dey crazeee.....na u get time dey quote these dirty people that have sold their conscience.......

They removed the common wealth arrangement we all enjoy through subsidy as citizens, claiming it's not sustainable....only to be sending 5000 bags of rice to 250million people.......yet some dirty pple call this robbery on the nigerian pple good initiative...

Shameless people...
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Cowardice Exposed: The Shocking Truth Behind The 2024 Olympics by advanceDNA:
amigo1088:
The recent 2024 Olympics in Paris seems to demonstrate one thing: the perceived cowardice of the Christias, or at least the majority of them. Your Lord almighty was mocked on a global stage, and there was little to no visible reaction. Imagine your Lord and Savior being depicted as an ugly, fat, transgender woman, and the primary response is, "Now try that with Muslims."

Arguments about tolerance or claims that "our lord can fight for himself" are unconvincing. This isn't about tolerance; it's about an apparent inability to stand up for yourselves and say "enough is enough." This perceived weakness may be why your lord is repeatedly mocked without consequence.

The initial responses along the lines of "They wouldn't dare do that to Muslims" or "Now try that with Muslims" suggest a lack of true tolerance. Instead, it appears to stem from an inability to confront those who mock you. There seems to be a reliance on the Muslims, knowing they wouldn't tolerate such behavior and would likely retaliate against anyone attempting such mockery.

Consider this: Why wasn't this done to the Jews or the Muslims? Why is it always directed at you?

Even if your father were the strongest person in the country, wouldn't you defend him if someone insulted him, regardless of his ability to defend himself?

It's time for the Christians to assert themselves. Otherwise, you risk remaining a target for ridicule.
https://www.nairaland.com/8167208/christians-slam-paris-olympics-opening


U will be one of the same people that will still criticize if some christians resort to retaliation for ridicule that is obviously a bait....u will use the same bible to tackle...I'm sure u will ask: "ddnt jesus tell you to pray for your enemy?? "Ddnt Jesus tell u not to retaliate when offended?" Na u dey fight for your God?? "

U are just using paracetamol for another for what another person doesn't even count as headache.....
Foreign AffairsRe: Hezbollah Rocket Strikes Majdal Shams Soccer Field In Israel (photos) by advanceDNA: 8:59pm On Jul 27, 2024
kufre2010:
This war should be stopped please
Come on stop that rough play.....
PoliticsRe: Video Of Bags Of Rice Donated By FG Being Repackaged & Sold To Residents In Kogi by advanceDNA: 6:14pm On Jul 27, 2024
Iamgrey5:
Do you realize majority of comments made on this thread didn't condemned the Kogi state government or those in charge of distribution of the palliative


Majority of the comments made are simply political/Tribal statements to condemn Tinubu.

Anyone wondering what the August protest is all about?
Bros....what u need to get is that federal government has no business sharing rice after removing subsidy on oil and the currency...we are being robbed as a citizen with this move... This is not an efficient way of sharing our common wealth

If u are not paying subsidy on oil and currency u must pay it somewhere else ....go to other countries ...there is subsidy on flour, fertilizer, weath, transport of food inter state, and also services that unites the people ,like health....

Sharing 2000bags of rice to 200million pple is scam in the first place to make it look like they did something.....the more greater scam is handing it to the state government....everyone know the governors are bigger thieves than the federal government...

U now expect pple here to criticize only kogi state....stay there make pant dey wear you
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CrimeRe: 4 Arrested For Allegedly Receiving Kidnap Ransom With Their Bank Account (Video) by advanceDNA: 10:05pm On Jul 26, 2024
This ones just dey learn work...

Who da heck collect kidnap ransom inside bank account..


No be juju be that

TravelRe: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
DANIREM:
Thanks for your input. They came in 10months ago.
The simple reason u can use to explain with a cover letter when u submit ur applications is that u had some financial delay when u wanted to convert from tier 4...however i feel you need an immigration lawyer that will present a a more legal loop hole rather than emotional in the UKVI law.....

U have an advantage ..u are legal and u have an another more permanent visa from NHS...
TravelRe: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 1:16pm On Jul 26, 2024
Zahra29:
As they have become overstayers you won't be able to add them onto your visa as they no longer have valid leave to remain in the UK, which is part of the suitability requirements of the visa application.

They would have to go back to Nigeria and apply for entry clearance as your dependants.
They still have a better chance in the UK since their parents are now legal .. If they leave, I doubt they can get in because they will be on automatic ban...
RomanceRe: My Last Update And Why Am Killing My Ex by advanceDNA: 1:12pm On Jul 26, 2024
CyrusVI:
The girl say she wan kill herself

Person wey die no fit dey alright again na shocked
U have a wrong view of death..... cool
TravelRe: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:34am On Jul 26, 2024
DANIREM:
Hi Everyone

Please I need your input I just got my NHS COS that cover my dependants.Before getting the COS I and my wife switched to graduate visa and I could not apply for my children due to high cost of IHS.

Now I can't confirm their identity while filling the visa application(for the recent NHS COS visa application) because of the expired BRP.
Please I need your assistance. What can I do?
Wait?? U mean u and your wife switched visa but allowed your children's tier4 dependent visa expire?? So ur kids have been living in the uK as over-stayers?? Omo ...you and ur wife gangster oooo.. grin


First...did you bring them in...or u birthed them in the UK....??
PoliticsRe: Obibug Infection by advanceDNA: 8:09am On Jul 26, 2024
How did this country become like this.....??
RomanceRe: My Last Update And Why Am Killing My Ex by advanceDNA: 8:06am On Jul 26, 2024
Madam...weda u kill him or not...

.Las las....U go dey alright.....
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, My Wife Wants To Destroy Our Marriage Ohh!!! by advanceDNA: 7:35am On Jul 26, 2024
Deprincess4321:
hahahaha,my dear datz wat d r calling me oh,n funny enough i dnt knw d meaning of that
Lol.....Moniker is not an insult.....Moniker is ur nairaland username...

Pple sometimes use it when they are trying to refer to a user without typing your username ....
for example...."that moniker is always emphatic
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA:
DLifeless1:
En don shift mouth like one born by mistake through abortion, so you never said Nigerians are crook
Shift mouth?? My comment is still there and I never edited it....maybe English is your problem...
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, My Wife Wants To Destroy Our Marriage Ohh!!! by advanceDNA: 7:27am On Jul 26, 2024
Double0h7:
If transportation costs that much then maybe op should enjoy his Pringles and malt and not interrupt his online in-laws with this nonsense.
Witchcraft as usual... grin....because he can't buy car he should allow another man disrespect him ya his love....well done
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, My Wife Wants To Destroy Our Marriage Ohh!!! by advanceDNA: 7:25am On Jul 26, 2024
1Sharon:
What's with Nigerians and toyota? undecided what happened to Nissan micra or fiat 500?

All married couples should work on getting a car period especially when kids start coming.
Lol..u are funny....u think everyone has the grace to earn enough to buy a car.......u dey form papaz...

..may b u should look around you in case you u have not been looking..there is no cheap car for some pple....both purchase and maintenance cost is out of their reach.....some pple can't afford have more than food and rent ....not that they don't want a car
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, My Wife Wants To Destroy Our Marriage Ohh!!! by advanceDNA: 9:02pm On Jul 25, 2024
1Sharon:
Do you not drive? I feel like cars for a married couple with kids should be a priority
Dash the couple one naa..since u are sounding like it's not a big deal and a norm for all couple to have in nigeria.... grin grin
Cheap tokunbo Toyota Camry around 7 to 8million ...and if God bless u to do more..u can dash them brand new Hyundai like 28million

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