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SportsRe: 16-Year-Old Adaku Nwandu Represented Nigeria In Women’s 50m Swimming Freestyle by advanceDNA: 7:18pm On Aug 04, 2024
MasterJayJay:
You can still see small Chinese gene.
We don't have to agree
SportsRe: 16-Year-Old Adaku Nwandu Represented Nigeria In Women’s 50m Swimming Freestyle by advanceDNA: 6:42pm On Aug 04, 2024
MasterJayJay:
You no see her eyes? Her eyes na China.
This eye wey open wide nor resemble Chinese eye ooo......Chinese eyes dey thin, face they small, hair no dey wooly...nose nor dey big... She nor even too light like that
SportsRe: 16-Year-Old Adaku Nwandu Represented Nigeria In Women’s 50m Swimming Freestyle by advanceDNA: 6:01pm On Aug 04, 2024
MasterJayJay:
Her father is from Enugu. The mom na Chinese.
Chinese??

Chai ..black gene too strong....I can hardly see a chinese look on her.......
RomanceRe: My Pastor Tried To Matchmake Me Today by advanceDNA:
AllMight:
I've been attending this church for 2yrs, i played the sax and band. A month ago, i was told to teach this lady how to play the sax by the pastor's wife. Now this lady stays at their house. At times when i'm chanced i go to the pastor house to teach her, but most time i teach her during/after the chorister rehersal.

Nothing was going on between the two of us. But, i was surprised when last sunday, the MOG said he saw i and the lady in a revelation getting married. I laughed it off because im just 24 and nt yet ready for marriage. But he insisted i pray over it, through the week when i go to their house to tutor the lady, the wife do make subtle remark that i pretend nt to hear.

Then this sunday, the MOG said the lady is my wife from God that i need to listen to God before smtin bad happen to me. I'm nt in anyway interested in her. When i tried reasoning with the MOG, he said im only trying to rebel against God's will. He even threatened to send me away from the church. Please how do i go about it?
Guy leave the church.....
The pastor is trying to dump one babe nobody is toasting on top your own head.... Guy waka far.......no let anybody use God blackmail you

God no dey confuse person....God go show you too if it's God's will.... No mind the yeye pastor.
PoliticsRe: I Have Released N570bn To Governors To Tackle Hunger- Tinubu by advanceDNA: 12:42pm On Aug 04, 2024
ddippset:
Is it states that cannot make refinery to work?

Is it State that promised $1 to #200 during campaign?


When Tinubu was campaigning he singlehandedly promised to fix the economy.
He categorically said "Don't pity me"

Now you people are blaming governors.


Abeg getat dia.
Na zombie them be...
After they pushed subsidy must go propaganda
This is the next propaganda they want to use..


Blame state government... For not sharing rice well...for not sharing 500billion for 250million pple
PoliticsRe: I Have Released N570bn To Governors To Tackle Hunger- Tinubu by advanceDNA: 11:28am On Aug 04, 2024
efighter:
You make sense, Subsidy is gone forever
Then Nigerians will continue to suffer forever because of the corruption climate that exist in Nigeria.... Increasing governors allocation is just increasing money to steal
PoliticsRe: I Have Released N570bn To Governors To Tackle Hunger- Tinubu by advanceDNA: 10:17am On Aug 04, 2024
This man does not understand that taking subsidy away and giving the money to governors is a dead on arrival move. .governors a more bigger thieves .....


He needs to established a more efficient subsidy system that everyone will naturally enjoy.....either tru health care, subsidy on essential products, education etc....sharing money for governors is a failed move...

When 36 states share it .it becomes change these governors use to build houses and buy cars for themselves and their girl friends ... They will only use a few millions to buy palliatives as usual
WebmastersRe: How Good Is Qservers Now by advanceDNA: 11:12am On Aug 03, 2024
faladesunday01:
As a former user looking to get back on the Qservers.ng platform, can anyone please suggest how good their service is right and their customer support.
Thank y’all 🙏🙏🙏
There are cheaper alternatives for same service...

Google is ur friend
PoliticsRe: Dear Tinubu; The Igbo Line Is No Longer Working by advanceDNA: 8:51pm On Aug 01, 2024
Afonjatijati:
It may still work
Just give helinues 10mins
Lol...
PoliticsRe: Protest Turned Violent In Hadejia, Jigawa State by advanceDNA: 8:27pm On Aug 01, 2024
xynerise:
Tinubu should address the issue on ground. Is he watching and enjoying the news on TV?
There is nothing to address.... All tinubu is seeing right now is that Peter obi and other opposition wants to take his office.....
RomanceRe: Ladies Would You Know? by advanceDNA: 9:06am On Aug 01, 2024
Lol ....

Did she also tell you...she has only one or two body count?? Just asking ooooo
HealthRe: Indian Man Who Put Long Live Eel & Lemon Into His Anus Undergoes Surgery by advanceDNA:
I think I want to fallaciously conclude that the original purpose of sex is just for continuation of species........but man's boredom, insatiable desires influenced by some external inspiration, somehow hacked sexual pleasure out of the process

My fallacious conclusion is ......the desire/ inspiration to achieve all manner of sexual pleasure, which at the end of the day drives lust and all many of sexual corruption...... is from from deepest part of hell.....

......because how the fvck do u explain putting lemon and a live eel in ur fvcking ànus.......as in... have u seen how eels behave?? .... geez!!
AutosRe: 2010 Camry Tokunbo by advanceDNA: 3:51pm On Jul 31, 2024
Muscle is now 11.5M


Tinubu...see how you have wrecked this nation
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Needs Support To Actualize His Policies – VP Shettima by advanceDNA: 8:29am On Jul 31, 2024
When APC say u should support them support ...what they mean is..

Don't complain.
Hail them when they waste scarce money
Don't criticize any bad or non-working policy, lie that all their policy is working when it's not.
Help them blame opposition party
Blame state governors for not sharing 5000 bags of rice efficiently among 250 million people...
Wait for 8 years to see the effect of policy
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 7:15am On Jul 31, 2024
diamond68:
what nerve ? Am just responding to you dancing naked in the streets 🤣🤣
What are you saying .....u are mentioning me without making sense.....whats your point??
CrimeRe: Oba Adejuyigbe Adefunmi II Of Oyotunji African Village In US Stabbed By Sister by advanceDNA: 5:37am On Jul 31, 2024
Wait na woman wear glasses so??
AutosRe: Super Clean. Registered 2011 Toyota Camry XLE (still First Body) by advanceDNA: 5:25am On Jul 31, 2024
oluxmondd2:
This is LE not XLE and the price is outrageous for a Nigerian used, V6 at that!
Lol ...U have not seen manual going for same price as automatic.....these car merchants are taking advantage of the bad economy.... no more difference with v6 or I4...manual or auto, rough or clean body.... Once it has 4tyres and can move...buyers must see shege banza
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 5:01am On Jul 31, 2024
diamond68:
cheesy cheesy
So many weird pple on this forum....I must have struck a nerve for u to follow around...
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 4:51am On Jul 31, 2024
diamond68:
cheesy cheesy see ya life
Ur point is??
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 4:43am On Jul 31, 2024
gtassure:
It's obvious that you are not as intelligent as you try to portray yourself here!
Yawn!!! This one said Im portraying myself to be something....lol....werey pple full this nairaland shaaa.....pple will just crawl out from their holes and start insulting you just becos they have a counter opinion.......... .How u interprete what I say is ur cup of tea........u even accused someone of being a woman because of his opinion on rape....are u even normal??

Someone that's a flight risk....u ddnt take his passport and allowed him to go home to sort affairs..... Abeg continue your white man ass licking....na u dey intelligent pass
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 8:24pm On Jul 30, 2024
GreenxGreen:
Dem no know the citizen of the country they dealing with !

😁😁😁
The guy is a flight risk...they ddnt even seize his passport...
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 8:23pm On Jul 30, 2024
diamond68:
they have many stupid laws but they are first world and you that have many great laws you are third world 🤣👀👀😄. They have many stupid laws but you guys with great laws all want to japa to a country with many stupid laws 🤣🤣👀 . You sound crazy bro. Stay away from mkurummiri

And first world countries follow due process. Everything there is not scatter scatter jagajaga . You will go through your court process then jail before they deport you
Abeg go sleep ..u have switched to insult when u don't have point.......u are just a white man asslickér...
because their whites doesn't mean i can't point out what I don't agree with ...it's stupidity to let someone thats about to be sentenced go free..

Hes a flight risk....they could have seized his passport, this is normal protocol....the court goofed...but u cant see that because u are an asslickér
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 7:47pm On Jul 30, 2024
diamond68:
bro their laws don’t work like that. You have to serve your jail time before they deport you. So they just dodged feeding this guy for 15 years and the scum can never enter Britain or any first world country again. Plus the person he raped is Nigerian. It’s a win win for all but you can believe that if the woman was white he would not be allowed to go and put his affairs in order. It’s like they wanted him to self deport. British prisons are at full capacity and they have told them to decongest it this year
Oyinbo has many stvpîd laws.....take it or leave it....from trans laws to gay laws, to tennager law, to feminism and divorce laws ....u are just licking their àss.......


If they wanted to dodge feeding him... ..they would not wait through all that court process to sentence him, they would have deported him anyways...
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 7:34pm On Jul 30, 2024
Dundalk:
porn and masturbation are two different things..

Try to Differentiate more : you can masturbate without watching porn..isn't it

🤔
If u can do a survey online...try and ask people that masturbaté if they don't watch porn.... And u will realize the two activities usually goes together .......

Masturbatión requires mental/visual assist..no guy just whip out is penis and start dragging it ...it is the image of those women, boóbs, their moaning, and acting that gives them pleasure...... That's why men get addicted to masturbation are always pórn watchers... It is even pórn that triggers their so called conjii most of the time
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 7:28pm On Jul 30, 2024
abba09:
but i use it several times to quench konji. it saves me several times from losing my hard earned money to hook up girls. i know its very bad nd affects life negatively but it has its own advantage
I'm not saying u don't use it to cure conji....it's just a temporary fix....bcoa married men that have wife to cure conji still masturbatés even when their wife is available..
..the conji u use it to cure largely came from the same porn u watched
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 7:26pm On Jul 30, 2024
diamond68:
affairs like banking and family and locking his house etc. if you are British you can’t run away unless you escape out of the country and never return which suits them , and better still if you are not British and self deport and can never come back. The white man has more sense than you. Everything is not 3rd world black man’s gragra . See as the guy self deport, they didn’t have to buy his plane ticket or feed him for 15 years, plus the girl he raped is Nigerian so they don’t care
U can so lick the àss of of salve masters.. grin..anything oyinbo do is right to you..... If they ddnt want to feed him they would have deported him.......so all this ur explanation is a truckload of nonsensé
HealthRe: Doctors In The House, What Is This Please? (Disturbing Photo) by advanceDNA: 7:22pm On Jul 30, 2024
EreluRoz:
Maybe sex with the wrong person. Hmm before you have sex these days make sure you and your sex partners are properly checked. Different types of diseases are flying around
All ur brain na fvck fvck fvck.......
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 6:44pm On Jul 30, 2024
femi4:
He played them street grin
Baba.... Na them play themselves
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 6:44pm On Jul 30, 2024
abba09:
mr dundalk masturbation is very bad but ofcourse its a life saver
Masturbation is not saving any life..it rewires the brain sexual biology in many ways that usually has negative effects in different pple......it has been shown to trigger rape tendencies in men

... Confession of many caught serial rapist show that the desire to rape was triggered by pórn because One of the thing porn does is that it presents women like they are always sex hungry and never refuse sex......like they want it from strangers, plumbers that came to fix their pipe, carpenter that came to fix their roof, even arms robbers that broke into their home......research has shown this scenarios psychological trigger some men into thinking women want it and won't refuse once the penis enters the place

Even many rape victims have also said their attacker told them they pretending they won't enjoy it
CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by advanceDNA: 6:28pm On Jul 30, 2024
t2luv1:
The same thing dey happen in the USA.
They should know better than to try it with someone that has home ties in far away Africa or worse a country where he can't be extradited from
EducationRe: Wigwe University Registrar, Inyama Dies After Alleged Wrong Blood Transfusion by advanceDNA: 5:22pm On Jul 30, 2024
Omoh... Which kind yeye mistake be that...

Na wickedness or witchcraft dey worry una for that hospital??

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