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HealthRe: How Do I Treat Malaria In USA by advanceDNA: 2:34pm On Nov 23, 2025
Kobicove:
Na which one be Email injection?

RomanceRe: Advice! My Fiancé Wants Me To Lend His Sister My Wig And Dress by advanceDNA: 11:04pm On Nov 21, 2025
enemyofprogress:
Please don't lend her o. The sister has a very strong body odour.
Una nor get joy for this nairaland.. cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Advice! My Fiancé Wants Me To Lend His Sister My Wig And Dress by advanceDNA: 10:57pm On Nov 21, 2025
Afriifa:
The question is if your Fiance has a car, and your brother asks you to help him ask your fiancé to borrow him his car for a similar event, if you guys refuses, the question now is that how would you handle it? Your answer to that question solves the problem.
Bad guy..... grin grin
HealthRe: How Do I Treat Malaria In USA by advanceDNA:
yad2eidi:
is this rhe only way out? Is this how Nigerians here treat it?
but u saw two options in my comment...abi??

He's in a more civilized country but asking asking how to treat malaria....u think he doesnt know there are hospitals in the United state where pple get medicare...??

If he doesn't have insurance u'll be shocked at the cost of treating ordinary malaria
HealthRe: How Do I Treat Malaria In USA by advanceDNA: 9:43pm On Nov 21, 2025
Call ur folks....
Make Dem buy and ship you antimalarial drugs and antibiotics join.....u know how e dey go naaa grin grin na typhoid and malaria dey collabo... grin grin

...DHL is 24hrs.... Last courier I paid for was 120k for 0.35kg......
courier policy says prescription must follow....so let your folks go to a standard pharmacy....they know what to do...

Or u can go to the hospital shaa ...but malaria is on a notifiable level disease so Dem fit call center for disease control, start to dey check your luggage & pocket Incase few mosquitoes don follow you .. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Niger Govt Confirms Kidnap Of Students In Agwara, Blames School by advanceDNA: 12:37pm On Nov 21, 2025
honor4me:
I believe that Trump has seen what is unguarded statement is causing our dear Nation. Elulu to pe ojo….
Wait......so na trump una dey blame now..??

Ewooooooo!!!!

How low can u people get??
PoliticsRe: Niger Govt Confirms Kidnap Of Students In Agwara, Blames School by advanceDNA: 12:35pm On Nov 21, 2025
nairalanda1:
The school was warned to close down. They didn't
As usual.... leave the govt that supposed to protect the people.....and blame the victim...

Baba..what happened today ...u forgot ur usual script the govt told you to use...??

..don't forget to blame the market women and meat sellers not paying huge tax......it's not too late ooo
PoliticsRe: It's A Muslim Genocide. MORE Muslims Are Victims by advanceDNA: 7:25pm On Nov 19, 2025
Elusive001:
What's jihad?

What's the aim and objective of jihad?
Evangelism is peaceful preaching of your religious gospel

Jihad is forceful and violent elimination of opposing religions in order to establish sharia driven society....
PoliticsRe: It's A Muslim Genocide. MORE Muslims Are Victims by advanceDNA: 7:22pm On Nov 19, 2025
Elusive001:
Preach? Evangelize? How?

What do you think that boko haram, ISWAP, ANSARU, Fulani herdsmen, etc are doing? It's Evangelism bros.
That's not evangelism......That's lesser jihad....
PoliticsRe: It's A Muslim Genocide. MORE Muslims Are Victims by advanceDNA: 7:19pm On Nov 19, 2025
ukukaegbu:
No problem.
Agreed it's Muslim genocide.

Then let's all support Trump to come and destroy those terrorists killing the Muslims.
They cannot support trump....Trump is an automatic enemy of Islam to them since he's not a Muslim and he won't help them achieve their aim....

. If trump comes in....that won't happen....
PoliticsRe: It's A Muslim Genocide. MORE Muslims Are Victims by advanceDNA: 7:12pm On Nov 19, 2025
Kushites:
PLS why are people calling it a Christian Genocide and religious persecution of Christians when MUSLIMS are overwhelmingly the targets of Boko Haram and terrorists?

IT'S A MUSLIM GENOCIDE!

Why does nobody care about the INNOCENT MUSLIMS being wasted by these terrorists?

ARE MUSLIMS NOT ALSO NIGERIANS?
because y'all Muslims care more about turning Nigeria to sharia country......so a few muslims that unalive is okay for you.....

I asked your fellow Muslim brothers yesterday....has he ever preached the gospel of islam to anyone....he couldn't answer ....he ran away......the average Muslims never preaches to unbelievers.....yall are never taught in your mosque and Arabic school to evangelize but you are taught to embrace a society of only Muslims and sharia.... So how will u achieve it when u don't preach and convert unbelievers..... By force, by violence and and snatching the law of the land and replacing it with sharia.....

Baba ..its not a Muslims genocide...
U really don't care....cos u Muslims brothers are doing the lesser jihad on your behalf
FamilyRe: Marriage Should Never Be Built On Lust by advanceDNA: 1:08pm On Nov 18, 2025
PolyGamous:
Lol, you were told to believe polygamous was all about cheat and lust.
I was not told anything ..its basic common sense that a man must at some point have control over his carnal desires otherwise there will be no limit to how he surrenders to his lust...this is the reason we now have gay men and pple that sleep with animals and other forms of sexuality.....lack of discipline
Baba.....U cant be a polygamist without continuously lusting.... because that's how your number of wives increase from 1 to 2 to 3, 4 ...and so on....

PolyGamous:
According to elderly ones, polygamy in the tradition of Africa was not because of lust, but because of productive purposes.
Lol.....unless you are king that pple bring wives to, to marry for ethnic, trade, peaceful and other forms of alliance and collaboration, an average man increasing the number of women he's sleeping with is just a man full of lust with no discipline over his sexual desires.... It has nothing to do with productivity

PolyGamous:
People with many wives are more productive (amount of land they cultivated or the amount of trades they own), people don’t just marry in African traditions if they are not capable to take care of wife or wives and the children.
your attempt to justify having many wives with increased productivity is lame

..this is 2025... people engage in modern technological drive. principle of farming and trade .....
Having many wives & being more productive are mutually exclusive things ......please try to sound more factual....u are online with a large audience

PolyGamous:
If marriage is still based on the traditional knowledge, it will be far better.
marriage has always been based on traditional values, it's one of the oldest institutions still alive.....but sadly u are the one trying to paint polygamy as core principle of traditional marriage ....which is not ...

.while some of our forefathers married plenty women, because many of them tried to copy kings and men of affluence in their society, the truth is many of our fathers and great grand fathers did not have plenty wives....many were monogamist even before the white men came.. but pple like you to paint picture that white me brought monogamy........


PolyGamous:
Polygamy is for growth not for lusting around!!
again.....u cannot be a polygamist without lusting around...ur sexual discipline must be very low and u must be a highly superficial person ....it is uncontrolled lust that makes u see another woman and decide to have her in addition to the ones you already have....
FamilyRe: Marriage Should Never Be Built On Lust by advanceDNA: 11:20am On Nov 18, 2025
PolyGamous:
Numerous selfish interests have resulted in numerous failed marriages worldwide. God forbids blasphemy as the greatest sin, and love prohibits cheating because it can lead to more serious crimes and negative consequences within marriage. When love forms the foundation of marriage, it tends to last forever, eliminating any reason for either partner to cheat.
https://agbole..com/2025/11/marriage-should-never-be-built-on-lust.html
U support polygamy but preaching against lust and cheating??
PoliticsRe: We Failed To Act On DSS Intelligence - Kebbi State Governor (Pictures) by advanceDNA: 9:46am On Nov 18, 2025
Walz001:
see story's from a so called leader

Well I won't blame you governors I blame the people supporting and voting for you guys
Anything them see they will take it like that

We take evil or good things in this part of the world
When we say vote competency they will say no
Vote a criminal they will say yes and rush out to vote in order to collect 1k and 2 cup of rice
Their emirs and other religious leaders like Gumi tell them to vote Muslim leaders that won't eradicate their jihad brothers in Bokoharam and ISWAP.......

On Friday...they all sit together and eat tuwo...
Ddnt you see Bokoharam giving them food and stuffs during last year's salah celebrations


Las las....una go split this country ...
PoliticsRe: We Failed To Act On DSS Intelligence - Kebbi State Governor (Pictures) by advanceDNA: 9:33am On Nov 18, 2025
PulaPower:
The governor lamented that deployments were made to secure the school. The heavily-armed security men spent time taking photographs with the students, only to abandon them 30 minutes before the attack.

Abandon them for what?

It’s a shame..
U dey believe the governor??
Hahahahahahahaha!!......If u believe DSS gave them any yeye intelligent report and they truly deployed Security ..u must believe I'm the president of france....

Awon weréy......they are all in on it.... The state governors and bandits are all cashing out from this terrorist activities.....soon they will negotiate billions of naira to rescue them and which will also double as a show off strategy to Nigerian and the United states ..
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 6:18am On Nov 18, 2025
Thazard:
20k?


Let's deal today.
This early Tuesday morning...

Na so u like vawulence??
RomanceRe: Man Storms Ex-Girlfriend’s House With Friends To Reclaim Every Item He Bought by advanceDNA: 10:49pm On Nov 17, 2025
Diamond098454:
What can of nonsense is going on here? Why collecting them back? He has been sleeping with this girl, he has been knacking this lady

This is bad
oh.. he has been sleeping with the girl??
So the girl ddnt sleep with him ...??

Nigerian relationships are so one sided..... always collecting material things from the men you date without giving him anything but vagina..
....see you now.... expecting the vagina should equate to wateva he gave her as if it's a prostitvtion arrangement .. What about his penis.....abi she nor collect penis??

If a man give u a iphone 15 buy him a play station.
If he gives you 100k today..u too give him 30k tomorrow....
Them no born him papa well to come and say he wants to take things back when relationship ends because it was give and take right from the start.... But since y'all see relationship as exploitation and poverty alleviation.....these kind of scenarios will come up
RomanceRe: Man Storms Ex-Girlfriend’s House With Friends To Reclaim Every Item He Bought by advanceDNA: 10:37pm On Nov 17, 2025
OKOATA:
She's dating someone new so the guy has every right to take his things. I can imagine the psychological torture if he imagines the new guy doing it on the bed he bought for her. The new guy should get her everything back since he's capable and now a man..I'm sure you will applaud your brother if he does same thing too .
I buy you phone...u want to dey use am send nude to another man....
I give u kidney......u wan use my kidney ride another p#nis...
I buy you house...u wan dey fvck another man inside the house ..

Nor be juju be that grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: New El Salvador Law Mandates DNA Test Before Babies Are Given Birth Certificate by advanceDNA: 12:59pm On Nov 17, 2025
DoctorShomo:
By forcing them to do DNA the government has forced them to openly declare something they prefer to keep a secret
Secret??
U marry ..they tell u to register
U birth a child...they want you to register
U make money they tell u to declare and take part of it ..
They give u national numbers or social security numbers to monitor your life ...
They register your sim , & monitor ur your calls

Lol.....baba...nobody has secret with govt in the first place......
Foreign AffairsRe: New El Salvador Law Mandates DNA Test Before Babies Are Given Birth Certificate by advanceDNA: 11:32am On Nov 17, 2025
DoctorShomo:
I hope you people are aware there are instances where men who have fertility issues willingly ask other men to impregnate their wives
So?? That isn't paternity fraud.....both parties are aware sperm came from a donor......
Foreign AffairsRe: New El Salvador Law Mandates DNA Test Before Babies Are Given Birth Certificate by advanceDNA: 11:22am On Nov 17, 2025
Burgerlomo:
It will drastically reduced infidelity 😎
There is always a loophole in every law
Foreign AffairsRe: New El Salvador Law Mandates DNA Test Before Babies Are Given Birth Certificate by advanceDNA: 11:19am On Nov 17, 2025
Burgerlomo:
Make Naija too implement am sharp sharp 👌 👍👍
Naija wey dey borrow money to pay salary?? Lol....
Unless the United states wants to fund it....which is possible because that's a fantastic access to large pool of genome
Foreign AffairsRe: New El Salvador Law Mandates DNA Test Before Babies Are Given Birth Certificate by advanceDNA: 10:39am On Nov 17, 2025
LagosOrigin:
Female Paternity fraudsters left the group chat

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Congo: Pastor Jimmy’s Hilarious Prayer For Osimhen & Super Eagles by advanceDNA: 8:13pm On Nov 16, 2025
Judd007:
So, the opponent no get God abi?
Leave your opponent god ....Ur opponent fit they pray to Ogun or Allah, or Amadioha.... grin

And if both of una don pray to the same God..Leave the matter to God to decide...

The same God wey deal with pharaoh when he reach Israel.....na the same God deal with Israel when e reach Babylon...

when Babylon too fvck up, dem collect......... Na una dey think say God dey on only one person side permanently......
FamilyRe: As A Nigerian Husband How Much Bills Do You Share With Your Wife? by advanceDNA: 7:06pm On Nov 16, 2025
translux:
Just yesterday, I gave my Wife N25k to cook soup for the weekend and guess what, when she came back from the market she said darling things were damm expensive in the market and I borrowed you N7k, imagine borrowed fme or the food both us us would eat o.
Baba..........dey careful with that woman u dey live with oooooo...women like that go inflate junior school fees, dey see nothing wrong in exploiting their spouse for their gain.

U must have missed this red flag when u were dating....I saw it in my ex...and I immediately discharged her sharpally......I hate it when someone don't see life as give and take, weda we are just friends or licking each other saliva

...Werey come spend weekend for for my side ......buy small stuff wey no pass 7k on her way....on Sunday her iphone screen break, she use style drop am under pillow....I help am fix the screen for 35k .........after collecting the phone...the werey get mind text me on Friday to ask be for 7k wey she use buy , bread and stuff wey she eat more than half ... grin grin
FamilyRe: As A Nigerian Husband How Much Bills Do You Share With Your Wife? by advanceDNA:
Dappy007:
It's the natural order
Men provide women submit
The Bible says if you cannot provide for your household you are worse than an infidel
...that verse of the bible never said anyone weda man or wife must provide alone without their partner's help...
...infact the bible said to the man "love your wife and women should submit" ..
.bible never said u providing alone is the requirement for her to respect her husband

..na una dey scatter pples homes with instructions/doctrines that's not even in the bible...
PoliticsRe: Wike Denies Calling Yerima A Fool (Video) by advanceDNA: 10:58pm On Nov 15, 2025
saintkel:
U can call it tribal lines.....it's ur business.....I know what ur people r capable of .....
U people...?? Hahahaha!! Baba go and heal yourself....... Ur belle is full of too much vile......

Everything na fight fight fight.....even when nobody dey fight you......u be jihad pepole??...

..wait make e reach Igbo soldier and Hausa Minister naaaa before you turn am to fight.......Dem use tribal war swear for you..??
FamilyRe: As A Nigerian Husband How Much Bills Do You Share With Your Wife? by advanceDNA: 10:50pm On Nov 15, 2025
grandiose4ever:
Wow!!!

Thank you so much man. I'm still digesting this information.

Good stuff. Na to increase my earnings by x4 be that o.
Yinmú

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