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Family › Re: Cleaner Inherits £43m Fortune After Winning Court Battle Against Boss’s Son by advanceDNA: 4:51pm On Oct 30, 2025
Omohhhhh.....!!!! Baba chose loyal cleaner over his son.

"loyalty is definitely thicker than blood"
Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Shutdown: How Nigeria Lost N366.2bn In 5 Months by advanceDNA: 4:32pm On Oct 30, 2025
nairalanda1:
No one can fix 50 years worth of damage subsidy caused
Hahahahaha..what happened?? They have told you from above to change your strategy?? I thought it was "more tax" u used to scream. ....now u have changed it to "no one can fix damage".....

.few pple in govt sat down somewhere embezzling money meant for development and maintenance of public property.....but you are here blaming subsidy............ Subsidy that many nations does for its citizens....even the United states ....because it's one of the few ways the common wealth of a nation efficiently reaches as many pple as possible....

. Claiming subsidy caused damage is masking the truth and playing with words.......Baba..u are just a propaganda spreader.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Tests 'Country Killer' Poseidon Torpedo Missile (Photos) by advanceDNA: 4:20pm On Oct 30, 2025
Imindmybusiness:
People underestimate US and I laugh at them. Whatever weapon you have will need some kind of tech to be activated right? Let me shock you, do you know that the US not only have some weapons never known to mankind including a weapon that can render all technology useless in few seconds and send the world back to stone age. So what's the use of a weapon when you can't even launch and control it?
Sir...this is not 1940s when the world's technology was in its baby stage......this is 2025

.America doesnt have monopoly of anything. Even they themselves know they don't have monopoly of tech & craz££....and that's why they control the amount of money a nation can have by controlling the international market and dishing out sanctions
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ex Muslim On Twitter Explains Why Sudanese Muslims Are Killing Each Other by advanceDNA: 2:19pm On Oct 30, 2025
BAILMONEY:
BULL CRAP

WALAHI SENSE IS VEEY FAR AWAY FROM CHRISTIANS. grin
..islam is peace .... Even if y'all kill everybody
Celebrities › Re: Tim Godfrey Breaks Silence On Being Labeled ‘worldly’ by advanceDNA: 1:53pm On Oct 30, 2025
ayokunl:
Will Jesus look like this?
Well .....he's not Jesus.....y'all be expecting the standard of Jesus from.ordinary men

Jesus that was commanding money from the mouth of fish at the bottom of the lake....


Okay ooooo
Romance › Re: My Woman Looks Older Than Her Age by advanceDNA: 7:08pm On Oct 29, 2025
Diamond098454:
hahaha leave me alone abeg you have started again. Don't worry very soon you will get married let see how you will handle your wife and your household BABA DNA
Marry kee?? Abeg oooo ..
Na so you hate me reach??
Romance › Re: My Woman Looks Older Than Her Age by advanceDNA: 6:57pm On Oct 29, 2025
Diamond098454:
habaaaa..... He's not a child. He knows his girl and her age if he says 30 that means she's 30
U know it's not my fault.....There is no level of deception your gender cannot pull.. we have seen strange things in this cosmos.... From body count deception, to abortion number reduction, to birthday deception, to even womb deception....

If not that for social media exposing things happening far away... will u ever believe someone fvcks Mr A gets pregnant and with her full chest, deny the child of her real father and also deny the real father his kid....


U are now saying habaaa for ordinary age reduction....

. Things are happening oooo....tell ur brothers and sons not to lose guard ooo .... cool
Romance › Re: My Woman Looks Older Than Her Age by advanceDNA: 4:23pm On Oct 29, 2025
Vikto17:
Hello dear Nairalanders ,,, l am 32yrs and my fiancee is 30yrs... very loving ,, sweet and excellent soul... she tick everything l need in a woman and l will be getting married to her next year by God grace...

My major concern is that she looks older than her actual age,,, and this is her face alone... l have seen girls her senior who looks younger...
we are not poor .. she eats well and have all the necessary things a woman will want...
please what recommendation should one take to look their age and younger too,,, thanks
Ask for her WASSCE certificate first.....?? I want to check something......I come.in peace

..that's how our friend nearly married a 43 year old woman claiming 28......I fear all those petit women .......them go use that their small fine stature run you lamba....
Family › Re: Marriage On The Brink Of Collapse by advanceDNA: 12:24pm On Oct 29, 2025
Rolings:
If she blames me for making her look outside for whatever reason I will change my ways and give her another chance. But if shes not remorseful, shes gone
Lol...... Have u ever seen any human being blame themselves when the sh!t hits the fan. Its human nature to gas light when they get caught......

i don't know how y'all blame the victim of infidelity.....u carry urself, enter clothe, pass plenty bus stop with traffic, go jump on another p£nis/pvssy.....but it's the fault of the spouse that you are cheating on..

. Okay shaaa...wateva makes y'all sleep well at night ...
Family › Re: Marriage On The Brink Of Collapse by advanceDNA:
Anabosee:
Man you really messed up, you should have investigated further to get clarity. There's a reason you were destined to see the pop up message, maybe God is the one that make you see the booking.

But you don fockk up
....he's afraid of losing his sneaky wife.. very low self esteem somebody...that's why he keeps letting her know of her moves hoping to make her stop
...... His fellow mùmù men will soon come and praise him for not allowing his cheating wife go on a weekend get away with another supposed p£nis...
las las na hypertension go kii am if the story is true
Phones › Re: Iphone 13 Pro Max For 300k by advanceDNA: 5:18pm On Oct 28, 2025
I heard 13promax is priced low....Im not sure why....some pple said the phone is prone to serious fault when it falls... but still I don't think it will be as low as 350k if it's in a good condition

....I know say u seff dey suspect red flag, which was why u opened this thread ...so thread with caution.......
Politics › Re: Sanusi Tells Ministers To Offer Honest Advice To The President by advanceDNA: 2:58pm On Oct 28, 2025
jamafa:
Chai!

If dem no borrow, how do U want them to fund the budget??
sir, what's in the budget that we must borrow to fund...
..luxury Housing to bribe judges, excessive and wasteful cost of running the luxury lifestyle of the 3 arms of goverment, costal high way of 30km per 2.5 years .... Etc ..

Sir....again...what significant project of great impact to nigerians does FG need to borrow for....... Y'all are just borrowing to steal.

jamafa:
The money the past administration paid for subsidy self were borrowed. We don't have the money.
at least... subsidy on petrol and naira is what everyone directly and indirectly benefits from
........we ask again...what are u borrowing for.......y'all just borrow just to enable excessive embezzlement, putting excess money in the pocket of thieving politicians

jamafa:
If not for God and Tinubu, Nigeria for don turn Argentina II.
lol..... grin grin
this the same lie u tell now to run the govt......if not for tinubu..the sun would not have risen, if not for tinubu, the rain would never have come......its the same lies u told on behalf of buharí....until he left .... .......

"if a slave does not set himself free....time will do so eventually" ......eight years will soon complete
Romance › Re: Lady Blasts Men Who Demand DNA Tests After Encouraging Pregnancy (photos/video) by advanceDNA: 1:11pm On Oct 28, 2025
Women never want to be accountable for any part of their own decision.....
Celebrities › Re: Car Rental Service Say Regina Daniels Refused To Pay For Services Rendered by advanceDNA: 6:54am On Oct 28, 2025
Riversides2003:
Less than a month wey supply stop Regina no fit pay 570k Na wah o
Na old habit ......she has not paid for anything in the last 6.5 years ......
Romance › Re: Lady Gone Viral For Dropping Billing Formats On How To Collect Money From Men by advanceDNA: 12:26pm On Oct 27, 2025
VOsimhen144:
I swear bro, real definition of loving and caring to 9ja girls means a guy giving dem free money… dem no knw say nothing is free in Free-town..
Meanwhile, me I like girls wit a good heart, when I mean good heart I mean…
Bad baddo baddest
Romance › Re: Lady Gone Viral For Dropping Billing Formats On How To Collect Money From Men by advanceDNA: 11:36am On Oct 27, 2025
Goodvibes8:
Why don’t you ask him to help you fill out a job application.
Lol.....lazy, entitled bannies don't want jobs....they want free money.... That's what their heart translate as loving and caring
Foreign Affairs › Re: Two Arrested Over Theft Of Jewels At Louvre Museum In Paris by advanceDNA:
CaseSensitive:
Must be Lupin and Ben. You can't tell me otherwise
Lol...hahahahhhahhaha!!

.the escape of that wide mouthed guy (Assane Diop) from the scene of all his heists are always annoyingly made to look like the cops are stupid.......

Sometimes u need to love cartoons to enjoy some movies....
Christianity Etc › Re: Reply To 10 Things Catholics Do That The Apostles Didn’t. by advanceDNA: 2:00pm On Oct 26, 2025
chimex38:
She was chosen to birth the Lord.
Confirmed by Elizabeth.
For Catholics, I believe that's significant and I respect it..

She was even appeared to by Angel Gabriel.
Besides overall, females are rarely mentioned in the Bible especially New Testament.
Mary is and significant enough to serve as role models for our young girls and women at the very least. Hence the honor which I respect as well.
angels appeared to a bunch of pple in the Bible...even the mother of Samson

and there are bunch of women mentioned from, Esther who had a whole book out of 66, to Ruth, to Deborah the Judge, etc

....like seriously all her mentions in scripture was to actually pointing to the Lord Jesus...

See.....Wateva make y'all Catholic sleep well at night is totally up to you...but here is no scriptural or spiritual revelational basis for this....its basis is purely carnal creating a mother figure because there is father figure...

Its so bad that y'all even make statues you go kneel to for prayers...sigh
Christianity Etc › Re: Reply To 10 Things Catholics Do That The Apostles Didn’t. by advanceDNA: 1:13pm On Oct 26, 2025
richiemcgold:
I And I believe every follower of Christ should see Mary as our holy mother who always intercedes for us.

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Y'all are just equating carnal and spiritual things ....because there is God the father doesn't mean there must be a mother ......y'all are just dangerously weird...

to say Mary is the mother of all believers is preposterous..and that's me putting it lightly.....I don't know why y'all desperately need this doctrine ...but it's fvcking weird...and it's tantamount to diverting God's glory and honor who made the miracle birth happen in the first place

Mary that while she was alive wanted Jesus to remain as just her son, always pull him away from his preaching, and deliverance destiny to come home with family....

At some point Jesus has to make it clear to her when she was looking for him again as usual to drag him home in luke 8v21.... "that those who do the will of my father are my mother, brothers, and sisters" .....


When Jesus handed her over to the disciple at the Golgotha ..its was to comfort her for the loss of him .... because He knew it won't be easy for her....and Scripture records that she started living with that discipline from that day.....how y'all turned her to mother of all is absurd
Fashion › Re: I Dislike Ironing Women's Clothes With Pleating, Designs by advanceDNA: 12:17pm On Oct 26, 2025
McBishop2020:
My dear, marriage na serious work ooo.
Marriage, in fact, is a serious business and not for everyone.
u sound overwhelmed
Maybe you are the one making it serious work...
Fashion › Re: I Dislike Ironing Women's Clothes With Pleating, Designs by advanceDNA: 12:10pm On Oct 26, 2025
Freshandfitpod:
That is because being married is a slave job.
Is that your experience in your own home??
Fashion › Re: I Dislike Ironing Women's Clothes With Pleating, Designs by advanceDNA: 12:07pm On Oct 26, 2025
hisexcellency34:
grin when you get married, you will understand better
Nairaland pple and comparing any small thing to their experience in marriage... grin grin

una too like to dey always like to sound like you are doing the hardest, most stressful thing in the world by being married
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA:
UrbaneHR:
You actually place a price tag on your advert.

Don't worry, you will learn real life lessons as we progress.

An ordinarily smart fellow deliberately playing at being difficult for reasons bordering on self aggrandisement.
U people are unnecessarily weird in this corner of nairaland ......

Is fvturef0cus not one of the people here that y'all rain insults on for not putting price

How he take offend you again as he put price now.??
Romance › Re: May You Not Meet Your Original Partner After You Are Married by advanceDNA: 9:53am On Oct 26, 2025
alizma:
African mentality and I am not surprised with the number of likes because this is the part of the world where people lie to themselves. What happened to the simple word, compatibility?
Lol....

Yes ooo..blame compatibility.......you kiss, you chook p£nis, e sweet you...u d multiple times, u took them to ur parents, plan wedding, do the wedding ....then u now start to play the compatibility card.... Hahahahhaha... Na street dey your eyes... grin

With a very few exception that went into arranged, forced marriage, or married when they were too young......its greed and lack of discipline to invest in your own relationship that's worrying most of y'all.....

....y'all are not even sexually disciplined to stick with your partner, always running to your exes and colleagues bedroom, any small chance, yet come and blame compatibility

There are 8 billion people on planet...go ahead and calculate the probability.....but hey! Y'all can keep blaming compatibility...
Romance › Re: May You Not Meet Your Original Partner After You Are Married by advanceDNA: 6:07pm On Oct 25, 2025
kingthreat:
I advice people not to marry under pressure. When they do, they are forcing it to work and most likely the other partner is hiding their inner self. But once marriage is in, you cannot keep acting forever, the truth comes out. There are many loveless marriages out there. Not mine, I am just expressing what many people are going through.
Any marriage that is loveless (apart from arranged marriage or marriage borne out of greed for money) ....is a result of not investing love into the marriage.....
Pple want to start with what they see other have...but the truth is.there is no relationship that start with earth chattering, universe conquering love...,
it's always a long journey of investing into the relationship that gets couples to that kinda love where they become soul mates.


...some persons are not even disciplined to fvck one person, yet want marriage that will last by the effort of their spouse only
Sports › Re: Checkout the $1.2m Stadium Built By The NFF Posted By FIFA by advanceDNA: 5:29pm On Oct 25, 2025
Mr nairaland1 will still blame it on tax.....

This is money given to them by an external body, yet it was not accounted for.... When we say the amount of money Nigeria has or generate has never been the problem.... You will come and scream tax..justify more opportunities for embezzlement..
Politics › Re: Now That Tax Is The Focus. What About It's Benefits During Economic Crisis by advanceDNA: 4:43pm On Oct 25, 2025
Benefit bawo....?? Una still dey expect benefit?? Benefits is in the pocket of those with the money oooooo.....una don snooze....una must lose
Romance › Re: May You Not Meet Your Original Partner After You Are Married by advanceDNA: 4:20pm On Oct 25, 2025
Kobojunkie:
Storyteller! 🥱🥱🥱

I
U are the one telling stories of knowing people jumping from one marriage to another even to the fifth .....but I am the story teller...

.hahahaha...anyways birds of the same feather flocks together ...on a normal day u no kukuma n0rmal so it's a broken arrow exchanging with you
Christianity Etc › Re: Hallelujah Challenge Na Scam by advanceDNA:
ChizzyBuna:
People asking God for worldly things grin grin

Instead of asking God for the gift of wisdom. Prosperity and productivity.
They are demanding laptop. Iphone 14 , car keys, latest new wigs.

Pastors are very very smart. They milk the guillabilty of the masses and turn into massive profits.

They monetize their YouTube and start challenge and millions view it
While the pastors cash out in millions of traffic and views on their video.

They made desperate evening newspapers and tell them to dress like brides grin grin

Over 700k desperate Nigerian women alone will generate you cool YouTube money


Respect pastors. The are very smart hustlers
Deep down, u just dey help the guy calculate money he's not even making.....that's why u dey drag his name in the mud.....but in reality his channel is not even monetized.....he's not making a single naira or dollar from the online activity

... If u cared about facts u would have checked before posting this ....but u be bad belle on a normal day grin
Romance › Re: May You Not Meet Your Original Partner After You Are Married by advanceDNA:
Kobojunkie:
Tired, you say! Not really! Some continue into the 5th ...whatever it takes. Some discover that being single ain't even half as bad and was maybe what they are wanted all along. Others decide to buckle down and put that energy into finally working on their other dreams in life. 🥱🥱

As long as that energy is not being used towards making the lives of a woman and possibly children miserable in the name of commitment and feigned sanctity of marriage where you have individuals cages in toxic home lives, all is well. undecided
By the time u have gotten to the 4th or 5th marriage and still moving , u should realize by then, u also have issues.....
The problem with y'all is it's everyone else is at fault but yourself....

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