₦airaland Forum

ChizzyBuna:
you must be an impotent guy. its easy to spot you guys
god created us to eat and their is pleasure in eating food
and you say God didnt create anyting for you to do it everytime, then wy are humans eating every time??
God created air for us to breath
why are we breathing everytime.
you see how dumb your analoy is.. dont sau God didnt create anything for us no to do it everytime. Did God personally come down and tell you that?? who made you Assistant jesus

I no dey too like insult pple...but ur IQ is very low..even a child will not reason like u

.... u equate breathing which is reflex action to having sex....thats the justification for doing it eveytime.....too bad we have phones and internet for pple like u to just cap......

do u even eat food everytime?? Pple who eat food without control die of cancer or over weight
..... go ahead and be having sex everytime since thats ur proof of not being impotent..

Eveeybody just dey vex

Pipefitter:
Maybe I'd get rid of my phone to be recognized.

Comedian..u probably ddnt apply because u ddnt hear the gist.....some pple that arent poor probably got it

JackDaAlienz:
I keep asking maka why??

Why is sex so sweet, how can God Create something so sweet and expect people not to do it regularly.

If God wanted us to not have Sex Everytime He should have made Sex less pleasurable and more rigid.
Just like how childbirth is not pleasurable
It's painful and takes lot of time

But sex is too sweet,so fast takes no time, easy to get, do quicke everywhere burst. Enjoyment, the passion, the thing too sweet abeg.

Why will God make sex so sweet?
Maybe He made it for us to truly enjoy ourselves. Other than to pregnant a lady. Why is sex so sweet for both men and women.

..God ddnt create anything for u to do it every time...u will just kill urself because of lack of control/discipline

Higher animal's advance and complex cognitive function and neuro pathways makes it possible for the brain to interprete, distinguish and have memory receptors for different sensation including pain and pleasure..

mind u.. pleasure is not limited to sex....But man's inability to control itself makes it attach too much importance to what the brain interprets...and that's why we get addicted to virtually everything..sex, cocacola, cocaine, heroine, music, even food, .........incase u ddnt know some pple dont enjoy sex...

Put a leash on your flesh.... sex is not that big of a deal

Watcharena:
I'm a northerner nobody in my family got anything, so rest

U ddnt apply naaa..somebody up there said he got it.....

Pipefitter:
Are you saying I'm rich?

Nope sir.....federal goverment is just saying u are not poor enough for the money they are sharing in the north

Pipefitter:
Really? I can't even afford to buy tomatoes.

Funny you....but you get smart phone and data....

Dey whine me ooo...

Pipefitter:
It's a lie.. I didn't get any money.

In their book..only northerners are poor.... and thats where they share the money

Zenita:
Please is there any way I can edit my visa application after visa fee has been paid but yet to do biometrics.

I made mistake in annual salary instead of 21,805 that’s on the note of CoS, I wrote 20,405 in my application. How can I correct this plz before I finally make submission.

U cant edit once u have paid.... unless u cancel u application and resubmit another one...they will refund u for the old one but not immediately....meaning u have to get another money to submit the new one... ....

But i dont think the mistake you made can even be an issue since the COS is correct...the COS is the most important issue...

..... write a cover note and attach it in the "other" section when submitting ur documents for biometrics..use the note to address rhe mistake...

akpunda86:
RUN AWAY FROM REGISTRY LOVE FADES AWAY AND THE COURT WILL HOLD YOU.JUST DO DOWRY FOR EASY DIVORCE.SEE MEE DOWRY RETURNED COURT CASE STARTING
BE CAREFUL

What will happen when love fades...this is nigeria..nobody go collect ur property give woman.....and if love doesnt fade nko?? And u need to jappa...u go need registry certificate

MasterJayJay:
Both.

Making a budget of 500,000 for your marriage won't stop you from buying a new car.
Do low key parlour payment of brideprice, go to court and register your marriage.

U know how much dey the guy hand??
If he has no support from the family of the babe and the babe herself...500k cant do jack...E go pay for hall...pay for food..pay bride price.. pay for cake...
He should go to registry and forget about all this loud wedding....nobody cares

GEJDHERO:
PLS I NEED ADVICE .Am on a crossroad..i know i have to settle down soonest but i also desperately need to buy a new car.I HAVE BEEN USING MY OLD CAR FOR 10YRS NOW

Oga...take her to registry with a few family members....organize small food for eatry when u leave registry....u go still get enough to buy your car.......una too like wahala for this country...

Money wey u suppose u buy convinience..u wan use am feed 200pple that dont give a shiit about u.... dey play ooo.......dey play u hear

Hassanmaye:
I know this because I have many married male friends who do that because there wives love it

U said the men beg?? If their wives loves it..why are thy still begging to lick the place...?

I undertsand that women enjoy it and why they enjoy it...i dont undertsand what sensation of sweetness men get from it so much that they will beg for it

Hassanmaye:
Some men beg sef!

U mean beg to lick vaginá?? Why...??
How is it sweeting them?? Thats the part i dont get

olabrinks:
You are enjoying. Some of us are suffering because our husbands see it as abomination. Boring and nonsense sex, 5 minute men, can only go one round and will still refuse to give head. Mtchew.

U are suffering?? U dey find person wey go chop ur kpekus abi..

camri:
they say it stimulate erection faster

How is that am enjoyment

merits:
Nothing like throat cancer just wash am well before sucking na,Abeg they should not put fear into our slay queen 👑 spine.We alpha male 🐏 dey enjoy the heads abeg.

Can u describe the enjoyment.... is the enjoyment felt on ur tongue, or is the pvssy fluid sweet ....

chemla:
18 or 18,000?

Baba...na thats why i use atleast 18..

Ishyboy101:
U don ever see 1.5M cash in ur life? @advancedna

Lol.... ordinary 1.5M..

baba...no underate boys because of old car oo

Make i give 1.5M

cococandy:
I don’t know what that means. I’m just telling you I didn’t have sex as a teenager yet I knew I was sexually attracted to men. It’s the same for gay people. It’s not complicated

Same textbook call 5 -10 year old gay...u no dey see small children liking each other?

Ive seen many pple attracted the opposite sex yet the sex ddnt flow when they got down to it....they later realized they are gay....

yeah .. u can like men at 12 years old and get down to sex and it flowed fine....it may also not flow fine.....my point is u will have to get down to sex proper to cinfirm...

cos sexual attravtion isnt likeness or love.... its fvcking, raw, pure animalistic desire....

cococandy:
You can know if you’re gay or straight in your teens. No sexual activity required

No dey quote lgbt text book abeg..

U have been on this platform for 10years and u are 22... ok...

If u see wet vagina and u still fit chook mouth and tongue...... i salute u....
..u either get very strong mind or the demons operating inside u reach at least 18

GreatVocalist:
Lol don't be too opinionated. Na people like you dey put unnecessary pressure on people.

Another broke man quote... "i cant allow anybody pressure me into buying expensive thing"

GreatVocalist:
Priorities and personalities differ.

If what you do requires you to get an expensive phone, why not? If you have absolutely no need to, why should you?

Another broke person quote... "my priorities are different for now....i dont need iphone ..."

manoflove22:
This girl we been dating since 2 weeks now

is 2 weeks enough to let her decide to stick with me only

she claimed she loves me but it seem she is using my head and i love her

Hope she is not nursing me like a white client just to get what she wants

note i have sex with this girl in her parents house

Na just lust and scam....u go pay tire....

GreatVocalist:
This isn't necessarily a broke guy quote.

There are people who have all it takes, but like to keep it really simple.

Another broke guy quote....

I can afford samsung fold... but i live a simple life...so 35k itel is okay for me

Failure2019:
So my 14 year old cousin told me that she's a lesbo. Tbh I'm glad she thought I was someone who she could trust but I'm a bit worried about her. I feel like I should tell her parents about it. She specifically told me that she doesn't want her parents to know. All of our parents are somewhat strict but I don't want any fingers to be pointed at me if something went wrong. So I'm thinking I should tell them. BUT I won't be surprised if they tried to do something like taking her to a pastor . I'm conflicted about this. I'm not really upto snuff about LGBT stuff either.

...is she having sex already that she now knows and has come to the conclusion its women she likes to fvck?? All these small children seff

She just entered teen years ...all she's doing is playing to the script of the movies and media content they watch these days, there by trying to put a label on what she doesnt even understand but what she's seeing.......its media influence and the doctored lgbt manipulation that is everywhere these days

I remeber my neighbors kid that used to say he has super powers like henry danger... u need to see how he gets serious about it...

dont tell her parents..they will just demonize her......let her figure herself out as her hormones start to rage.......but let her know she's not ready or mature for sex yet.... So there is no point sexually boxing or labelling herself based on any media content as her life just started ..... she should explore, process and engage things as they unravel in the real world with boys and girls

richmond500:
The FG spend N1,200,000 to acquire 40 buses to move 5,500 Nigerians from Sudan, the luxurious bus has the capacity of carrying at least 137 people at a time, while the normal luxurious bus we see on the road only carry 80 people and a coaster bus carries no more than 30persons at comfortable sittings.
Most people felt the amount is too much, others felt it is reasonable considering the situation. and the FG thought that was a good bargain.
If we break it down, that will be about N100,000 per person and N13.8m per bus.
The cost of acquiring a bus currently in Sudan
according to Abplive.com and BBC.com is $18.4m, which should have cost the govt N1.6m to acquire 40 of them

so what do you think? Is the price, outrageous, reasonable or a good bargain?

Ofcourse its outrageous....but Na war season .u cant put an actual price on anything whem war starts........everything na x 10 of black market price in sudan right now... it could even be more than that price seff...

Bridal shower báwooooo??
From nairaland women??



Lol.... u no dey see their ranting everyday...
Na only 0.03142 % of them don marry for here ooooo...