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Food › Re: How I Prepared Efo Riro With N500 (Photos) by advanceDNA: 9:03pm On Apr 30, 2023
Omawumi17:
Hello everyone
So here's the gist, I woke up this morning craving efo riro elemi meje.. hmmm..
I checked my pocket, I had 750 naira.. Teachers ll understand better
The sapa hold me like...
So, I checked my kitchen, luckily I found pepper, onion, oil and garri
Na so I Carry myself out
I bought
Eja panla 300
Efo leaf 100
Iru 50
Ponmo 100
This is the result

300naira for that pánlá??
That ponmo 100 naira??

Madam ..shey u dey whine us niiii??

Be like u dey look for husband for nairaland
grin
Autos › Re: 14 Seater Volkswagen Paragon Bus Fore Sale. N1.6 Million by advanceDNA: 4:50pm On Apr 30, 2023
E get AC??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:36pm On Apr 30, 2023
Overthinker:
Thanks so much advanceDNA, others are straightforward like you said but the issue is about the care and accommodation. The MA is still around but leaving soon to put all that in order, can her COS be used to support that, as the employer marked Y for maintenance and we know securing an apartment from here is always difficult……so I am thinking of replying with the MA’s COS for that and for the school contacting schools will be difficult as we don’t know what area we will be living yet and how close it will be to schools we will be contacting……..thanks for all you do
Thats great..if the employer is sponsoring... u can mention that the employer has supported with the right accomodation for your family ..

.. it doesnt matter where u will be staying...its just evidence u have done something....it could just be schools around the post code of ur employer's office
Technology Market › Re: Samsung Z Flip 3 (no SIM) - 200k by advanceDNA: 4:05pm On Apr 30, 2023
Onyeka90210:
It's a demo phone or display model.
It's what they put in stores for peeps to test, before buying the main phone.
Physical sim won't work, and I doubt the if the esim would work as well, because it doesn't have EID.
It normally comes with demo OS that's restricted, but yours has custom ROM firmware installed, bypassing the restrictions and turning it into wifi only.
Just stating for people interested that are confused about "no cellular"
The phone even has "not for sale" on the body
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 3:58pm On Apr 30, 2023
Overthinker:
Please elders in the house I need your help with this….. the MA who is the mother has been issued her visa, the dependents who are kids, got this email today after almost 2 weeks of doing their biometrics, please advise how to go about this AdvanceDNA your help is needed abeg
Its pretty straight foward...

Explain that the national population council birth certificate need came up when the travel abroad need came up thats why it was done not too long ago. That u have been using the certificate issued by the hospital or local goverment ..(make sure u have a backdated certificate from the Hospital they were birthed or the local goverment.....Na naija u dey...)

The rest too is pretty straight foward... u should have hospital birth records... if u dont have or its lost...go to the hospital and tell the admin......they will give it to you as long as u birthed ur children there......

Same thing for school records....


For Evidence of care and suitable accommodation.... abeg make pple with children come explain ooo..........

..but u can explain that u have made contact with suitable care agency for ur kids especially if they are toddlers.....and add proof like email screen shot

....if ur kids are 5 years already, that means they will be going to school..so... have records u have contacted suitable school they will possibly attend

Same for accomodation...as a married person with one or two kids...u will need at least a two bedroom flat....make contact with an real estate coy and show evidence u have made the necessary contact for a 2 bed apartment.
Politics › Re: Why Do Countries Evacuate Citizens In War Countries by advanceDNA:
SpecialAdviser:
I do not subscribe that anyone should die. America started this questionable character but I think it's evil.

You live in a country. You make money in that country. You enjoy all the facilities. You date their men and women. You enjoy their food. You enjoy all the benefits.

But when war breaks out, you abbadon them. Why can't your country evacuate their citizens alongside you? Is death only meant for them. Many of them do not partake in the violence. This is my argument.
Evacuation of citizens of the war-thorn countries also happen....thats how many pple are granted asylum in the uk and US.

..if u know how many citizens of somalia, Oman, syria, etc are in Uk, US and france...u go shock.... still countries cant over do beyond their budget.......if u evacuate other country's citizens u have to give them free housing, free salary..... all those things cost money which countries cant overshoot in their budget...
Romance › Re: My Sister Is About To Get Married To A GOLD DIGGER. What Should I Do? by advanceDNA: 9:04am On Apr 30, 2023
princefrank76:
One of the reasons why you are single even in your late 30s

Dey play
Late 30s keeee.??...na u dey play
Romance › Re: Don't Go And Plan How To Start Building Your Own House, Useless Men Everywhere by advanceDNA: 8:38am On Apr 30, 2023
Nice2023:
I don't think there is anything wrong in a woman making her money...building her own house.

Even the ones whose parents can't afford a bicycle are looking down on men who are riding machines.
Its funny...

And its always the lazy, poor ones that are always entitled....looking for men that will make them never pay bills again
Romance › Re: My Sister Is About To Get Married To A GOLD DIGGER. What Should I Do? by advanceDNA: 8:25pm On Apr 29, 2023
Ogiame:
Sincerely, this is where I would love to hear your opinion/thoughts IyaebeTheGreat
Iyaebethegreat can never have good thoughts on matters like this..
Someone thats looking for man that will sexually transfer all his wealth to her and she will never have to do anything again order than to spend money she ddnt work for.... grin

The person that will marry iyaebe??...i pity am !
Romance › Re: My Sister Is About To Get Married To A GOLD DIGGER. What Should I Do? by advanceDNA: 8:16pm On Apr 29, 2023
If the tables were to turn...u will call the man caring and loving...saying he's God sent to your sister and family....he reach ur sister turn, u call her man gold digger....

Wait......first tell us how much ur sister get fess before we can judge if the nigga is actually gold digging grin
Romance › Re: Please Guys Someone Should Help Me I Have Booked 4 Different Sure Tickets And I by advanceDNA: 2:21am On Apr 29, 2023
Lol....that means the tickets no sure...
If e sure die...u go don sell ur phone cos u go hammer to buy x10 of that phone
Romance › Re: Cojoined Twins Share A Pelvis,vagina & Liver–one Has A Boyfriend & Other Asexual by advanceDNA: 8:55pm On Apr 28, 2023
Draslo:
You no get auto correct?
I no dey mood for vawulence
Romance › Re: Cojoined Twins Share A Pelvis,vagina & Liver–one Has A Boyfriend & Other Asexual by advanceDNA: 8:46pm On Apr 28, 2023
I undertsnad the twins..


Its the guy i dont undertsand...
Education › Re: Crying Is Permitted — Lecturer Tells Students Sitting For Their Examination by advanceDNA: 8:17pm On Apr 28, 2023
The lecturer is a comrade ...baba came with all the weapons of vawulence to the exam hall

Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:38pm On Apr 28, 2023
DoDirtsLikeWorm:
NawaoO...how did y'all finish Secondary school or university self? No wonder they said we are not English speaking country.
Even when I took IELTS first time on a short notice, I still see high scores that I bagged.

I dey para for this kind thing. How person go spend IELTS money just to go write this kind thing?
Ewooo!!! See vawulence
Romance › Re: Sperm donor father of at least 550 kids banned from donating any more sperm. by advanceDNA: 7:27pm On Apr 28, 2023
550!!! inbreeding loading ....

genetic diseases loading

Some Science shaa have their disadvantage without proper control
Education › Re: My Matriculation Number Was Used For Another Student After Graduating by advanceDNA: 7:18pm On Apr 28, 2023
Highbeepeeh:
Good morning Nairalanders,

I did my ND in Ogun state, the school name was Owu College of Technology, and the management of the school told us then that they are under a school called Grace polytechnic.

So, I run the program with then in the year 2017/ 2019. I completed my HND at federal polytechnic ilaro, and I ought to be in service already.

The problem now is I went to the jamb office in February to do my regularization, I meet with the jamb officer and she said my matric number had been used for another student, I thought she made a mistake while typing my matric number...

So, I brought out my statement of result to show but it was still the same thing.

I went back to owu tech to made a complaint, I was told to write a letter and I attached a copy of my statement of result to that letter.

Since February now there ain't been any solution, I meet with the rector and he said they're working it till now from February.
I really wish to go with the batch B for the nysc.

My people had been thinking that maybe I got rusticated while I was in school.


Please I really need help over this issue.

Fynestboi
Richiez
olawalebabs
igbóró transaction don happen....Them don run ur matric number on street level and most likely sold your academic records to a buyer.....if u no drag the matter well with lawyer it will be like u never went to the school...

send story to gistlover on instagram...that handle can drag and blow anything
Romance › Re: Why Is This? by advanceDNA:
U mean u quickly broght out tape rule when u are about cumming..??


This nairaland....una dey one kind ooo
Romance › Re: I Gave Him Everything But He Broke My Heart by advanceDNA: 5:13pm On Apr 28, 2023
grin

U cant blame them...thats all they have...
Romance › Re: Pls, Better Advice by advanceDNA: 3:04pm On Apr 28, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Stop supporting evil
Clear off for my mention..... grin

U that ur conscience is smeared with hot iron ...u cant see evil even if its right in front of u
Romance › Re: Please Advice Me by advanceDNA: 1:40pm On Apr 28, 2023
Bigboy2221:
Maybe the guys cares for her more than me or shows her he loves her more than me that’s what I’m thinking but again I can’t be an option to her if she values me I’m seriously hurt even tho I love her
Mumu....u are still blaming urself.....thats the result of the manipulative words she used on by telking u its ur fault she loved someone else...u cant see u never meant anything to her..if u did someone she met few weeks back wont just come and rake her heart..m
....oga ade...she's a user .... she doesnt deserve ur tears or love.... if i hear u say u love her gain ...i go swear for you angry
Romance › Re: Please Advice Me by advanceDNA: 1:36pm On Apr 28, 2023
GreatVocalist:
It's not about her, it's about him.

If you present a gift to someone, on the basis that they'll remain loyal and then decide to take back that gift because they didn't meet your expectations, it means you didn't genuinely present it in the first place.

Nor be say na borrow you borrow am, you give am. Na so e reach, forget heartbreak. Let him move on, forget about the babe and the phone, and focus on adding more values to his life. When her eyes clear, na she go dey regret whenever she see say person wey give am phone don advance.

Collecting the phone won't make him feel better, trust me.
U describing giving in a general context...if i give to the poor or needy...i dont have to take it back...thats a gift

giving in a relationship is different cos it is tied to emotions ..its not an humanitarian gesture
...he gave her the phone because she made him feel she's someone dear to him while fvcking someone else.....its deception....he should get it back.....
Young girls of nowadays are just crooks...on a normal day if a babe betrays ur love and dumps u...they will return any significantly expensively thing u gave them without being asked. ...but now.....pple are just shameful and greedy...... babe went to sell engagement ring after she said she's not dating and marrying the guy again.....is that not witchcraft

If ur lover give u anything... u got it because u are in the office of a lover ...when u are not ..its not a bad idea to return it...

Thats why i am an advocate of give and take so no one feel used... u buy me iphone 13 ..i buy u PS4... u buy me gold chain...i buy u gold watch....if we break up the chances u will come and ask me to return what u gave me is next to zero
Romance › Re: Pls, Better Advice by advanceDNA: 1:09pm On Apr 28, 2023
KINGOFHEART4064:
Is there any crime to date ur brother wife sister.
Twins dey marry twins
Romance › Re: Please Advice Me by advanceDNA: 12:41pm On Apr 28, 2023
GreatVocalist:
It'll prove that he bought the phone for her to maintain her love. Them dey buy love?
Prove to who?? She doesnt even care how he feels...he doesnt need to prove anything to her..
...wateva reason he bought the phone for her doesnt matter..... she proved she doesnt deserve the phone and has someone else tgar shoukd be buying it....
. i buy phone u dey use am send nùde to someone else. ..is that not witchcraft??...
Romance › Re: Please Advice Me by advanceDNA: 12:04pm On Apr 28, 2023
GreatVocalist:
No, that will be petty of you, and there's no way it will ease the pain.
..It will ease some of the pain...she should go and collect phone from whoever is currently offing her pant.....
Romance › Re: Please Advice Me by advanceDNA: 12:01pm On Apr 28, 2023
Bigboy2221:
Should I take the phone I bought for her?
U buy phone......another nigga dey off pant..
Oga ade..collect ur phone... make the nigga wey dey off pant now go but phone

She dey even blame u...na so street babes wey no get love dey behave...so she go get chance use ur head again if she need something....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:43am On Apr 28, 2023
olu101:
Oya na, I forgive you lol. But it shouldn’t be a problem, right?
No issue jare
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:57am On Apr 28, 2023
olu101:
@advanceDNA na you ghost me now o.l lol.

I sent a message this morning. I Dey wait your response.
I sent u message make u no bother send anything but i guess u ddnt see it on time....

No wahala naaa...u cant take it back since u have sent it...
Politics › Re: High Time "Unlike Button" Is Added To Nairaland by advanceDNA: 8:39am On Apr 28, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
Disparaging comments is what makes nairaland fun tongue
Baba....peace is too expensive....
Vawulence is the only option
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:34am On Apr 28, 2023
Wisdom7400:
You must be interviewed! It is mandatory by home office for employers to do it and keep the records for as long as u are employed. They can request the records from them at anytime and failure to provide that will be catastrophic. So if you are in the forum and ur employer just gave u CoS while you are overseas without interview, let me stop here for now.

Family › Re: You Left Your Husband Because He Was Cheating. Then This Happens (pix) by advanceDNA:
In this life...just get ur own money... if any man treat u like trash...u stay ur lane...

Only women that cant pay their own bills stay with men that constantly cheat on and abuse them


All u women looking for sexually transmitted cars, house, and everything....continue...shaa dont forget his penís can work with different vaginas...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 5:44am On Apr 28, 2023
olu101:
No vex my brother lol.

Have been here and there all day and had low battery at some point.

They both (kids) got this visa. Thank GOD!

Thanks for following up brother, God bless you!

Do you advice I still send the “explanation letter” they requested for the child? I also did affidavit then will support with other docs to proof wife’s name.
Send wetin??
Abeg forget

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