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Family › Re: Only Men Can Love A Woman Without Money by advanceDNA: 5:49pm On May 07, 2023
Another vawulence thread....

They dont like hearing the obvious about their MO........they will still call it hatred and bashing
Romance › Re: How Do I Make Guys Lose Interest In Me by advanceDNA: 5:43pm On May 07, 2023
Ilamina:
undecided
Ask for 1.5million naira whenever they say hello to you
Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu's Daughter, Jasmine Okafor Is Engaged To Ken Erics by advanceDNA: 3:53pm On May 07, 2023
Ogiame:
You will be 35 soon... Try and mingle in the outside world.
35?? Somebody wey don reach like 41.5years
Nairaland General › Re: Dear Fellow Men, How Do You Cope With Responsibilities by advanceDNA: 12:30pm On May 07, 2023
Dájú
Kálá
Rúnjú paaa
Lèjú páaa
Wúwá ika....

Pple no send u....dem go exploit u with sob stories and lies just because of selfishness and greed......trust me, many of them are not that in need...

... my nephew say make i give am 40k to add to what he has to get a phone....i met this idíot few weeks later at the father's retirement party asking me for another change that he has nothing after buying phone... ...i shock when i see iPhone 13 for this 200level boy hand ....... no wahala

My new principle became......if u never dey die for hospital.. u can never see credit alert from me
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
Torpedo23:
Wow!
Thanks alot baba. Now I know why you're well-respected on this thread.
Point of scanning documents I have here :
Printed checklist
Printed Appointment confirmation email
TB test
Passport
PCC
IELTS originals
Care testimonial

Baba,, hope this is complete?
respected keee?? I beg ooo..i no know anything ooo....some pple just know me becos my vawulence too much ...but i don dey reduce am small small shaa...

U can add employment letter if u have it... if u dont its not an issue...if there is any other thing they will swnd u email to provide it
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:04am On May 07, 2023
Torpedo23:
Baba I have. I didn't do the application. A relative there did it on my behalf. He was supposed to hand me the COS but he hasn't, even after completing visa application. I'm not so conversant with the process baba mi
Okay...u don clear me now...

Some employers give COS as a document so that applocant can have something to upload.

Some dont give it...because its not compulsory to upload something...as ukvi doesn not have an official standard document for COS....

what matters is the number u used to apply is genuine...ukvi already has the details of the COS number assigned to ur passport number ....

so enter TLS like i boss....the only danger with assisted service is ur document must be complete at point of scanning...so dont forget anything at home
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:38am On May 07, 2023
Torpedo23:
He hasn't given me the number yet. Is that all I need at this stage or it's some kind of document.
Baba shèy u dey whine me niii??
U dey confuse me gaan...

Wait..U were talkimg about assited service naaa.....have u applied for visa??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:30am On May 07, 2023
Torpedo23:
Thanks my oga. Is the COS important at this stage. I don't have it yet.
What do u mean by u dont have COS...?? How did u apply for visa and biometrics??

Or u dont have a document from ur employer, they gave u only a number to used for ur application??
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right To Adopt A Child As A Christian by advanceDNA: 9:23am On May 07, 2023
Adoption is doing good/being kind to a person
Doing good/being kind is in scriptures...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:44am On May 07, 2023
Osa4:
13000
Make e use the rest for transport naaa
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:25am On May 07, 2023
Torpedo23:
Please how much do I need to bring to scan my documents and other things at the VAC. My application is assisted service

And is it important that I go there with my COS as well.
Please provide any meaningful information to help me. I'm in the dark here.
Assited service is about 17 to 18k
Romance › Re: Guys:Have You Ever Borrow A Lady Money? by advanceDNA: 2:31am On May 07, 2023
Broken arrow
Pets › Re: Nigerian Man Throws Birthday Party For Pet Dog (video) by advanceDNA: 2:21am On May 07, 2023
Tinubuderanged:
his mama no be girl. He is talking about the Ashawo Waka Waka. Especially those in school.
Nigerian girls has turned our campuses to brothel of cheap dogs (girls).
Why u dey explain naaa.... them no dey explain woman matter give person....they will never get it until them see the witchctaft by themselves...
Romance › Re: Ashewo Boy's Corner: Guys, Share Your Experience Of A Lady Simping For You. by advanceDNA: 2:09am On May 07, 2023
Most ladies are unconsciously redpillers..
Romance › Re: Why I Hate Nairaland by advanceDNA: 6:11pm On May 06, 2023
bodybuilder:
You can advertise your products for free if you wish. Paying us optional when you want to reach a wider audience. Or will mark ban you for posting the clothes you're selling.
Btos...pple do that too here..pple sell all manner of stuffs here naaaa
Romance › Re: I Have Breast Ptosis. Why Are Women With This Condition Shamed? Even When.... by advanceDNA: 1:31pm On May 06, 2023
Darkestking:
Men are shamed for being fat, bald, short, broke, ugly, having high pitched voices, for having small dicks, for having acne, etc.

No one should be shamed for anything but why does body shaming apply only to women and not men?
Dont mind them...they like claiming victims over petty issues...

The moment they heard of the medical anomaly of women not having hymen..all of them started claiming they dont have hymen.

Carry rotten fish smelling pvssy around..and be calling it condition....


Now..they've gone to look for name for this one too to make it a condition ..to have excuse for when boys don press am finish... modern women ..i just tire for thier BS
Romance › Re: I Have Breast Ptosis. Why Are Women With This Condition Shamed? Even When.... by advanceDNA: 1:18pm On May 06, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
I'm trying to post it, but it's not working. Maybe later. You can check my pictures on nairaland. I posted it here sometime ago.
U still want to post it....madam u get issues oooo
Romance › Re: I Have Breast Ptosis. Why Are Women With This Condition Shamed? Even When.... by advanceDNA: 1:16pm On May 06, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
That was how I posted a picture of me the other day, and most people were just insulting me, talking about how my breasts have fallen. Someone was even asking if it's breasts that I have on my chest or slippers. Can you imagine that. Why would someone say that to another person? Just why? Haba!
Madam..u need to take care of ur mental health...nobody owes u the duty to be nice to you..thats ur boyfriend and family's job....

...the world and social media space is not ur personal room that u can just tell pple what to do or say... pple will have their opinion about what they see and hear whether it males u feel good or not....u are the one that needs to be a big girl.....

U women are too entitled...always wanting men to give u money, respect u, not criticize u, not have a counter opinion to urs, call u honey, tell u are fine whennu ugly, say only sweet words... its pathetic and repulsive....
Properties › Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by advanceDNA: 6:34am On May 06, 2023
Desusi:
Which version of religious book did you read the doctrine of given to the needy only? Secondly, are the politicians ever satisfied till now? Neither did Nigeria as a nation ever run dry,no matter the looting since independent. Instead, new avenues for creating wealth kept on showing up.You need spiritual eyes to see all these.Have you be born again?
So who should u give to if not the needy?? The four gospel gave account where jesus spoke several times on giving to the poor..the old testament has its account too..... also the accounts of the apostle when the church age started.. ....there is no where it said u should give to the rich or allow urself to be exploited by a greedy, human being who sees his neighbor's live wire as a chance to boycott some of his bills....

U are funny....u have spiritual eyes...and ur eyes cant see that that our debt portfolio has risen badly....we cant survive without borrowing yet u say politicians ddnt suck this nation dry....u are fvnny
Properties › Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by advanceDNA: 5:48am On May 06, 2023
Desusi:
My brother, you share same thought with me,there are something you do that bring God's favour to you. Your neighbor who is ungodly is doing this to cheat on you,it may be a blessing in disguise. The hand that gives, is always on top.Pretend as if you don't know.This may be a hard decision to take.
Nigerian version of Religion has fvcked u up badly.....Giving to those truly in need is what attracts blessing......Not allowing a greedy, dishonest person steal from you......

..nigerians have been allowing politicians rob them blind.......how has it translated to blessing for nigerians....
Romance › Re: Man Confronts His Girlfriend For Sending Her Ex-boyfriend His $300(video) by advanceDNA: 5:42am On May 06, 2023
Houseontherock1:
She's helping a friend in need...she said they've been friends for 15 years and there's no one looking out for him. She may not love him, she may be doing it out of compassion...just that she could have told her man about it and if he says no, sending her own money is fine
The way u dey take explain for her seff ... u seff no feel like say u dey sound like buhari and lai mohammed explaining how they have technically defeated bandits, stop corruption and ended poverty in nigeria
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 5:30am On May 06, 2023
Osa4:
That can always be explained at point of entry as plans changes .... na you go hear am by urself if ur kids are young especially if u don't have relatives friends or a place to stay
Lol...
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu: What A Northern Nigerian Muslim Donor Would Have Done - Reno Omokri by advanceDNA: 3:47am On May 06, 2023
GeneralPula:
The boy claimed they didn't tell him from Nigeria he was coming to donate kidney!

I think I have a reason to believe him! Why?

Why would you fly a kidney donor to UK without even confirming first if such kidney matches with your daughter's? Cuz according to the boy, it was when he reached UK that they took him to hospital!


The whole scenario looks like them wan jonze the boy true true..

So of his kidney doesnt match their daughter...they will now fly another person?? And another person, and still fly another person...and keep flying random persons...?? E make sense for ur mind like that ??

The street nigga saw a loop hole in the arrangement and carry the senator 2.5 odds neat..

...they would have tested him in nigeria before flying..... its not posible to fly someone that doesnt know he's going to an hospital to be cut open when its not like u have arranged with the doctor that will do the procedure in the uk..... thats one of the reason pple are saying he knew he was going for donation.

wèrèy formed quickly formed he doesnt know what kidney is.... . grin ....me i dont blame him shaa.. àll man for himself
...
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie's 2nd Wife, Judy Austin, Consoles Him Over Son’s Death, Yul Replies by advanceDNA: 10:59pm On May 05, 2023
DMerciful:
Don't they see at home? Why must everything be on social media?
Baba ..i dey always wonder oooo the kind witchcraft wey dey worry dem wey be say na socil media dem dey follow each other talk...

two pple wey dey fvck oooo
Properties › Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by advanceDNA:
dawnomike:
If he connecting is not disturbing your power output needed in your apartment, just let it slide
He should let more fuel consumption slide.??
Its like we should call EFCC for you since u have too much money??
Romance › Re: Two Lovers Who Had Bitter Breakup Clash Online by advanceDNA:
Caption: A young man earning a decent living and one very broke entitled woman that expects the young man to go and become a billionaire before he can qualify to date her....
Politics › Re: Ekweremadus: Those people can kill me, I want to remain in the UK - Nwamini by advanceDNA: 6:24pm On May 05, 2023
GeneralPula:
This boy don carry Ekeremadu over 2.5..
Ò gbe wèrey ni handicap
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 5:55pm On May 05, 2023
Wisdom7400:
Its normal
Not a mistake ni
Yeah
Health › Re: How Student Doctor Caused Woman's Death During Childbirth In Edo (Photos) by advanceDNA: 11:46am On May 05, 2023
Hotwest:
sometimes u can understand how bad/sad the aggrieved feels
.before ....u can "feel"...
Now.... u don change am to "understand"

...okay
Health › Re: How Student Doctor Caused Woman's Death During Childbirth In Edo (Photos) by advanceDNA: 11:37am On May 05, 2023
Hotwest:
I can feel how this man love and miss his wife
U cannot feel anything....u are not in that man's shoes joor grin

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