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Romance › Re: 95% Of Men Don't Know How To Make A Woman Cum. by advanceDNA: 9:58am On Apr 04, 2022
popoolaopeyemi6:
It's the "download" for me grin grin grin
But broda how far naa..... I'm not a lesbian, if I don't want the D to thrill me, you know make me and the D and the D owner go on adventures.... I'd kukuma have opted for a cucumber naa
Sex is two bodies exploring and doing things to each other...not one person lying down and expecting the other person to deliver the orgasm for you both...
.if the guy jam one pòrn star outside now giving him ròbòròbò Bj and reverse cowgirl mixed with winding ...”u will cry men are scum, I ddnt everything for you”
It’s a lie...U ddnt do everything..u just lay down there..
Romance › Re: 95% Of Men Don't Know How To Make A Woman Cum. by advanceDNA: 9:32am On Apr 04, 2022
CharlotteFlair:
Be calming down. cheesy
I like violence grin
Romance › Re: 95% Of Men Don't Know How To Make A Woman Cum. by advanceDNA: 9:16am On Apr 04, 2022
CharlotteFlair:
It's the seven seconds for me grin
U know you are guilty of the 7seconds...
Nearly all women are....but you know how to call us two minutes...is two minutes not more than 7seconds
Romance › Re: 95% Of Men Don't Know How To Make A Woman Cum. by advanceDNA: 8:47am On Apr 04, 2022
popoolaopeyemi6:
It's funny how you guys think it's difficult for ladies to reach orgasm because she has sampled too many D's
This thing is just simple.... I've explained earlier. It's about stimulation bruhh

The D might be in a lady's body....but it only takes a man who knows how to use it well to make the woman experience pleasure....there are cases of women who even experience pain during intercourse....eskiss me is the D not in her bodyhuh
It's not so easy for ladies to reach orgasm during penetrative sex....how do you expect her to hustle for her own orgasm
What you're just trying to imply is that the lady should touch herself during or after the sex(abi how else do you think she can)so what is now the koko of all your pounding and gbanshing grinhuh
U have hands....hustle for your orgasm...
lesbians have sex without díck..and they orgasm...U are lying down there...expecting the d!ck to do everything for you...the dick might not last long to do it, it might not be far enough to fill the hole and excite the muscles extending to the clitorís

Beside...you don’t have have To lie download all the time...If a lady knows how to ride she can orgasm in less than 2minites...but riding is a problem for most women...u always want the man to do the pounding....well done...
Romance › Re: 95% Of Men Don't Know How To Make A Woman Cum. by advanceDNA: 8:14am On Apr 04, 2022
popoolaopeyemi6:
Shebi na inside e mouth e dey put the penis abi......no be my body
See this one...it’s inside your body...so your body automatically made him come?? U see how selfish you women are too...is his own body not inside your body..why ddnt you come too..

Putting penís inside your vagina doesn’t mean u made him come...just as the penís inside your vagina doesn’t automatically make you women come....

U are accusing men...Many of you women too don’t know how to make men enjoy sex..

That’s why I said the man is hustling for his orgasm...u should do the same and not lie down there expecting him to do everything..that’s what makes both enjoy it..

many of you can’t even ride dićk for 10secs.. some of you have even sampled too many dícks in one life time...u know want to blame men for your lack of orgasm..well done
Romance › Re: 95% Of Men Don't Know How To Make A Woman Cum. by advanceDNA: 7:03am On Apr 04, 2022
popoolaopeyemi6:
Men and stronghead shaaaaa grin
But seriously..... the reason we women do not cum easily is just so simple..... men's most erogenous organ which is the cap gets stimulated during sex while that of the woman which is the clitoris doesn't.
It's not our fault it's being placed where it is.
If as a man you can't make me cum after I've made you cum....oga na to go rest remain ooo(I saw someone saying we women are not the one making you come....you fit go out una penis inside pipe naa boya you go cum)
It only takes a man who's interested to know.......most men afi stronghead and nonchalant attitude yii sha
How did you make him cum..
What did you do?? Most of the time u women just lie down there, to ride seff, you can’t ...
He hustled for his orgasm
Hustle for your own..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zelensky Rejected Peace Offer Days Before Russian Offensive – WSJ by advanceDNA: 6:37am On Apr 04, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
Stop telling all this your bear parlor lies.
Tell Lies?? Over what?? You are irritating
Is it because we are being paid money to lie or what?? Cos I don’t even get you...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zelensky Rejected Peace Offer Days Before Russian Offensive – WSJ by advanceDNA: 6:10am On Apr 04, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
Be like say na you get CNN self
U sit here in Nigeria making the invasion look like it’s not a big deal ....I don’t watch CNN and I don’t give a fvck about the US...I’m just looking at it from the Ukrainian angle being destroyed.

How many leader of a democratic nation will you tell to roll over to your demands and he will just say okay ooo...For the sake of peace. I’ll do it.... ??

any small thing U people will start shouting CNN....so as long as I don’t support Putin’s action of bombing another nation, I must be watching CNN and be supporting US... does that sound like sense to you??

sometimes the way you people reason is just annoying and irritating
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zelensky Rejected Peace Offer Days Before Russian Offensive – WSJ by advanceDNA: 5:59am On Apr 04, 2022
Mooh247:
cool



Don't Join NATO for regional peace sake

Recognise Donbass region and all southeastern Ukraine with majority Russian ethnicity as an autonomous region

Or


Face Russia's demilitralisation exercise in Ukraine where all military installations and hardwares would be blown to pieces till every Minsk agreement is Honoured word for word


Zelensky made his choice and EU and US would let him face the consequences alone except for giving him few arms and loans


.
U are just using English to water-down “you and your officials should resign, surrender your country to me or I kill you”..
Romance › Re: 95% Of Men Don't Know How To Make A Woman Cum. by advanceDNA:
Camelot65:
Meet the remaining 5% and stop disturbing us on Nairaland please.
You have taught me one new clap back today.... you deserve the below

Romance › Re: How Jesus Shut Down And Disgraced Redpillers In The Bible by advanceDNA: 2:08pm On Apr 03, 2022
Nijagogetsense:
To correct a wrong, you check the foundational problem. If the West remove their hands from Africa continent, see maybe we will not make progress.

And by the way, what can you do to change the narratives when billions are against you? I still stand on my point.
The foundational problem here isn’t the white man’s religion....you have to look further into the past to see that the black man has always had the take, take, take mentality that limited our ability to think....

Nature.....it was a blessing but we allowed abundance, just like the presence of natural resources it become our curse....

We had everything from the beginning...fresh fruit, abundant meat from fish and forest animals, large trees and rocks to live under...heck! We ddnt even need clothes becos of fantastic/hot whether....

we had no reason to think....necessity is the mother of thinking and invention abiii??

The whites had it rough, their weather alone made them think or die...ddnt u ever wonder why the coldest part of the world thought of inventing refrigerators?? It wasn’t about drinking cold water..it was about preservation for the the scarcity days....the snow they had made them know cold helps preserve organic food from getting stale...

See...we have the advantage to copy and grow since we have a blueprint of development from the west....but out take, take, take mentality has limited us...it’s what’s still limiting us today......

religion is everywhere...the whites had it in the past and it ddnt stop their development..many of the principles we use today was developed by religious white men...
Romance › Re: 95% Of Men Don't Know How To Make A Woman Cum. by advanceDNA: 1:46pm On Apr 03, 2022
AdeniyiA:
And what should a woman satisfies her king with?
Nothing....they always feel their existence in the room is enough...

it’s even funny that this is coming from the gender that just lie there and expect your are automatically enjoying it becos she has a vagína and two bòòbs...
Romance › Re: 95% Of Men Don't Know How To Make A Woman Cum. by advanceDNA: 1:44pm On Apr 03, 2022
Animegirl:
Men are the most selfish species. Like how can you sleep with the woman you love and you don't know how to satisfy your woman sexually. Why fight for your own cum and let the woman fight for hers? This is an act of wickedness and selfishness.

A man who doesn't know how to satisfy his queen sexually and financially is a weak man.
Collect, collect, collect..
give you money,
pamper you,
cuddle you,
make you cum..
haba!!! And una no dey give pass singlet..

coming from the gender that cant ride d!ck for more than 7 seconds...your demands are too much, you women...that’s why many guys are now making do with prostítutes..

after you have sampled many d!cks finish, it’s me you want to overwhelm with the job of satisfying you that you are already used the feeling of many pen!s..

.. Abeg Abeg Abeg, this is 2022....everyone should hustle for their orgasm once we enter room..u cannot come and kill me with your high standard of satisfaction....
Romance › Re: How Jesus Shut Down And Disgraced Redpillers In The Bible by advanceDNA: 12:48pm On Apr 03, 2022
Nijagogetsense:
That story made Africa what she is today embarassed
In 2022, you people are still blaming the whites for your problem...U have greedy leaders in Africa, who won’t develop their nation...but you are still blaming others...Okay... continue..
Romance › Re: How Jesus Shut Down And Disgraced Redpillers In The Bible by advanceDNA: 12:46pm On Apr 03, 2022
siofra:
Redpillers are like the Pharisees. Don't you get it?

These redpillers are really retàrded.
You are funny....anyways, you are entitled to your opinion...At least be truthful...

if you don’t know what repellers mean, they are just men that don’t think with the pvssy of their girlfriends/wives, hence, they can’t be manipulated by women like you that always want to have their way..
Romance › Re: How Jesus Shut Down And Disgraced Redpillers In The Bible by advanceDNA: 12:18pm On Apr 03, 2022
Kingpin1000:
I can not actually see where Redpillers were referred to in that passage. What are you then trynna portray?
It seem redpillers are giving you sleepiness night.
It is left for men to chose being like Will Smith or James Bond.
They are now getting desperate they want to start use religion to discredit redpill.... it’s pathetic...
Education › Re: See The Results My Neighbor's Daughter Got From School by advanceDNA: 11:36am On Apr 03, 2022
riczy:
its only possible because perhaps she has hotter class mate!
What are u saying.?? where are the hotter class mates when she was dusting them in all the individual subjects....??

do you people get that it is individual subjects that is added up to get total before position is awarded??

How can chealsea win 28 out of 30 premier league games (home and away) and still be at the bottom of the league table at the end of the season....does that make any sense to you..??
Politics › Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Suspended For Criticising Buhari Over Kaduna Train Attack by advanceDNA: 10:37am On Apr 03, 2022
saintkel:
but during Good luck Jonathan era...all mosques were seen blasting him cos he's no Muslim?....keep deceiving ursef
U are not very smart...
Politics › Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Suspended For Criticising Buhari Over Kaduna Train Attack by advanceDNA: 10:21am On Apr 03, 2022
Hammyaladin:
And the sheikh that just got suspended is Hindu, right??!
Which of you Muslims stood up for him to condemn what was done to him for speaking out..

Do you know how many people has been arrested and thrown in jail for speaking out against injustice...
Do you Muslims ever condemn the killings of people you call infidel... is Mathews you keep quiet or support it....
your Muslim President is sending millions of dollars to Afghanistan when his own country is burning and ASUU is on strike, and Muslims bandits are killing us..... tuehhh!!!! Shame on you and your Muslims brothers
Politics › Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Suspended For Criticising Buhari Over Kaduna Train Attack by advanceDNA: 9:09am On Apr 03, 2022
Hammyaladin:
change am now! Intelligent people don't generalise
Intelligent people don’t keep quiet in the face of injustice.....all you Muslims care about is for a Muslim to rule, or for u to have Islamic state.. even if you are suffering or dying...

My first comment u quoted.. I ddnt lie, and it’s not generalizing... u Muslims can’t speak the truth to criticize the bad actions of your leaders that are Muslims...., I lie?? Counter it if it’s not true..
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Politics › Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Suspended For Criticising Buhari Over Kaduna Train Attack by advanceDNA: 8:57am On Apr 03, 2022
Hammyaladin:
DRY! It ain't funny,
Does it look like I’m laughing??
Does it look like I’m lying??
All the atrocities your Muslim brothers do in the name of Allah, calling others infidel ... is that funny to you?? Don’t annoy me ooo, make i no change am for you..
Christianity Etc › Re: Religion And God Are The Biggest Scams In History. by advanceDNA: 8:15am On Apr 03, 2022
Workch:
I am not surprised since your aunty was also magically made from ribs? cheesy
U are starting to sound like a broken record.

Enjoy your day man....remember You are still a random mistake in the cosmos anywayz
Christianity Etc › Re: Religion And God Are The Biggest Scams In History. by advanceDNA: 7:59am On Apr 03, 2022
Workch:
What fallacy?

Genesis said that God created women from men's bone. And that's the nonsense you want sane people like me to take?
Lol...You sound very desperate...I never asked you to believe anything...I only called your life a mistake in the cosmos....and you became triggered..

I’ve been exchanging words with you
I repeatedly said it's not magic, but u called it magic...u even said it’s written in the Bible as magic... I don’t get you...I’ve not even mentioned the Bible for once..

See, my aunt was healed of stage for colon cancer without the intervention of any therapeutic agent... it’s not magic ...

protein from calcium phosphate or whatever you are trying to desperately portray is not magic either.... I don’t know why you keep calling it magic grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Religion And God Are The Biggest Scams In History. by advanceDNA: 7:49am On Apr 03, 2022
Workch:
Like evolution from calcium phosphates.
Like your God got bored and said, I am going to make proteins from calcium phosphate. cheesy
lol...I don’t know what you are talking about ... but u seem to have a lot of fallacy going on...
Christianity Etc › Re: Religion And God Are The Biggest Scams In History. by advanceDNA: 7:40am On Apr 03, 2022
Workch:
That's what the Bible said na, women why magically created from bones.

Like women evolved from calcium phosphates? That's what you holy book said cheesy
One human being coming from another still sounds like evolution to me...doesn’t sound like magic
Christianity Etc › Re: Religion And God Are The Biggest Scams In History. by advanceDNA: 7:31am On Apr 03, 2022
Workch:
hence it hs be by magic right?

Like women being magically creater bones? Right?
Don’t assume what I ddnt say...
All called you was a mistake in the cosmos..
I never called it magic... I even said evolution was part of it even though it seemed random as well....it’s not magic
Politics › Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Suspended For Criticising Buhari Over Kaduna Train Attack by advanceDNA: 7:29am On Apr 03, 2022
oladipuposadeeq:
you deserve uppercut angry
Haba Sodiq...
But you know it’s the truth...once that leader is a Muslim...it’s a crime to speak up...

Even ishbah police said Islamic shariah laws are not meant to caution the elites and leaders....but to cut the hands and heads of infidels and other small poor Muslims who mess up...
Politics › Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Suspended For Criticising Buhari Over Kaduna Train Attack by advanceDNA:
kingsways:
The man spoke the truth

The people who suspended him are evil people who hate truth..
Stop that!!! Don’t you know You are not allowed to criticize your leaders in Islam even if they are sleeping with your wife or cutting your children’s heads and grinding it in a blender......
Christianity Etc › Re: Religion And God Are The Biggest Scams In History. by advanceDNA: 7:18am On Apr 03, 2022
Jennyclay:
The only advice I will render to you now is for you to go to a Bible believing church, so that they will preach sense into your head.

And make sure you go this morning

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion And God Are The Biggest Scams In History. by advanceDNA: 7:17am On Apr 03, 2022
Workch:
come again, what do you mean by random mistake?
Random mistake naaa!!!!!
We are not created by anyone or any entity.
Poof!!!everything just started and came to be (well, with a little help of evolution which just came into the equation at the right time and also slowed down at the right time)

so I usually tag it all a random mistake, including your life...

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