Crime › Re: Gay Pastor, Elijah Emenendu Sodomises 3 Brothers by advanceDNA: 3:01am On Mar 23, 2022 |
Are they 10years old?? How did they allow the whole sh!t happen to them before “summoning the courage” to report??
I don’t understand?? |
Romance › Re: Ridiculous Misconceptions And Assumptions About Women. by advanceDNA: 8:41pm On Mar 22, 2022 |
zinaunreal:
this op is pained No 6 is a big lie vagina does not bounce back I repeat I does not bounce back because I have fallen inside well on several occasions You dey bother yourself.... No be today Women start to dey tell lies to make themselves feel better.... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Your Spirit Is Gaged In Ur Village,any Meaning And Solutions? by advanceDNA: 1:48pm On Mar 22, 2022 |
Village people....make una explain una matter |
Pets › Re: I Feel So Sad .� by advanceDNA: 9:22am On Mar 22, 2022 |
Sorry man... What could have been the cause of such outcome?? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine: Ihor Kotvitskyi's Wife Caught Fleeing With $28m, €1.3m In Briefcases by advanceDNA: 8:42am On Mar 22, 2022 |
100dollar bills.. Very hard to carry
If na nigeria na one Ghana must go go carry everything...nobody go suspect am |
Family › Re: His Wife Doesn't Appreciate House-keeping Allowance Of N50,000. by advanceDNA: 8:38am On Mar 22, 2022 |
DKM123: Nairaland is full of poverty stricken men, though. No real men on this platform. Just poor small boys and touts.. #50k for a family of 4 in this present Buhari's Nigeria?
That's like 12k each for a month on food. That's like #400 for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
That's like #140 naira for each meal
Kai! Kai! Kai!
How much is a piece of meat in the local buka? I am sure OP will always insist for big meat in his food o.
Yet they are attacking the poor woman as if she is committing an abomination. Nairaland is full of poverty stricken mofos. Walahi.
Why not go to the market yourself OP and go and shop. When you buy 4liters of local groundnut oil alone for 8k and same 4 litres of palm oil for 3k, your eye go neat. You will wonder wether you lost money. Thanks to Buhari.
You better seat her down and appeal to her to try and manage the money and that's NOT BECAUSE it is ENOUGH and adequate but BECAUSE that's all you have. There is a way you will show love and pet your woman and she will actually perform magic. Don't listen to this small boys on nairaland that are experts at romancing poverty, if not your marriage will just scatter.
BTW, OP, if you like go and impregnate her again inside that #50k. Then expect her to perform magic. Nonsense and high blood pressure. If you are not financially ready to start a family, then don't get married and bring kids into the world to suffer but you people will not listen. Is marriage by force? Those waiting to be financially capable before venturing, are they f*oools? School fees hasn't even started and there is already fire on the mountain! Instead of strategizing how to improve your finance, you are running to nairaland to report your wife! She should add the rest....the write up said she works.. The mad drops 50k and separately pays all their bill, fills the gas, still buys food like bag of rice...and still give the woman 22-26k for transport to work...work that’s she spends the money only.. How much is the man earning.. U want him to die becos he want to give the wife what will be enough without adding anything from her pocket....that’s witchcraft.. She even has nephew chopping extra food... |
Celebrities › Re: Portable Bags N50M Deal With Obi Cubana As Odogwu Bitters Ambassador (video) by advanceDNA: 10:04pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
Peace081: Watin obi Cubana see for this portable guy  The nigga just has good promoters and managers....the people managing have keys to plenty doors...they just dey open anyhow.... |
Family › Re: . by advanceDNA: 8:24pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
Iyaebe: You still haven’t said anything,why am I jealous because I don’t know where the jealousy is coming from and note that I’m fond of him but I noticed the jealousy is only when I see my mom bonding with him Are you not the same Iyaebe that everyone knows on this forum?? But you are not a nice person naaa. so why are you wondering why you are feeling jealous of a small boy... as in...you suppose know say o gbádún rárá... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Any Nigerian Who Can Change Into A Cat To Get ₦2.5m by advanceDNA: 7:33pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
rickleye: I will match it ! My offer expires in 3 month June 21st. Keep walking .. The guy is stupid.... Even if jazz or juju doesn’t exist... He could be killed by evil minded people with a trick just to make it look like magic juju killed him.. ..you want to go and debunk some people’s means of livelihood and you dare come out in the open...some people have died for something less.. |
Family › Re: His Wife Doesn't Appreciate House-keeping Allowance Of N50,000. by advanceDNA: 4:46pm On Mar 21, 2022*. Modified: 7:35pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
Where una dey see all these kind women wey dey treat una like garbage...
You people should marry your friend A friend will always see you as a supporting striker in marriage whether you have plenty or little....
Make thunder fire any woman who dey frustrate her man...nonsense!! |
Romance › Re: I made a promise and disvirgined her now She's All Over Me by advanceDNA: 12:16pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
U are just using someone’s daughter for fun.. As in just to play... like she’s not a human being
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Is Winning But We Don't Hear It In The News by advanceDNA: 9:26am On Mar 21, 2022 |
Nbotee: Some of these resident Putin fanatics are funny. U ppl claimed Russia would overrun Ukraine in less than a week. Then U changed the narrative to Russia is taking it easy on Ukraine. The question is why hasn't Almighty Russia overrun Ukraine and beaten them into surrender yet? They even said it’s not about NATO again... Ukraine is now the villain..the narrative is now Russia is liberating regions in Ukraine from the Ukrainian armed forces...They accused Ukraine of genocide.... If we talk they will say it’s western media propaganda...But they call their own story authentic as if they went to cover the what’s happening by themselves in that region.. we humans are just wicked...we kill each other and find justification for it.... |
Crime › Re: Lady Thief Caught, Beaten And Stripped In Benue (Photos) by advanceDNA: 9:14am On Mar 21, 2022 |
Mooh247: Kenya is trying to criminalise this act of stripping women at any given provocation, I think Nigeria needs such laws... Everyone has the right to human diginity, even a thief It’s funny how dignity and thief sounds in the same sentence |
Celebrities › Re: Damola Olatunji Accused Of Being A Deadbeat Father by advanceDNA: 7:10pm On Mar 20, 2022 |
Loewe: All I can deduce from the article is that he is not financially buoyant and cannot take care of his family at this point in his life...
Their life, their business. I hope he makes some money and takes care of his family. I hope they work it out. They make a great couple... Women and their way.... If the man does it all alone, it’s normal.. But once he has some issues and the woman is the one shouldering responsibility the whole world will hear....which one is deadbeat becos he’s going through down time |
Travel › Re: Funding My Living Expenses In A European Country, How Feasible? by advanceDNA: 7:03pm On Mar 20, 2022 |
JungleJustice01: Thanks, so even if I return the entire block funds by say September ending. I'll be likely to find a job within two months of arrival that will pay about 400€ accomodation and feeding at least? Guy, u go find job oooo I believe in preparation ooooo, but we all need a little luck and favour...and God they always come through for me...so just pray.... Sow small seed as sacrifice to pave way for you if you believe. U go dey alright...I dey sure |
Romance › Re: He Cheated On Me, I'm Confused by advanceDNA: 6:55pm On Mar 20, 2022 |
Hassanmaye: The next guy is the Same abi  You know we men naaa No matter how much we like super-sport channel, we go wan watch African magic sometimes |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vladimir Putin Holds Rally In Moscow (video) by advanceDNA: 3:18pm On Mar 20, 2022 |
Great0ne1: As you could see from my post, i tried to answer each question on a separate paragraph . You bold the question you feel unattended to, and i will try and answer you Before you answer my question, please understand me: I don’t support Putin, I don’t support America, my bone of contention is that I don’t see why Ukraine and Ukrainians have to be attacked.... 1. U mentioned donbans being killed by Ukraine... are you saying, Putin is retaliating for donbans..??cos I don’t get why you pointed that out in your comment.... 2. Are u trying to say “to hell with Ukrainians, they should be killed by Russians too since they killed people in the Donbans region?? 3. you said Putin created safe passage for Ukrainians...again...where is your proof..?? 4. After creating passage, Putin just decided to throw missiles in Ukraine to destroy building and hospitals, and the rest infrastructure...and u mentioned me saying I sound unreasonable.. do u know how stupid that sounds saying Putin is just destroying buildings?? 5. u are posting videos that has a point of view that you accept, yet you call other videos propaganda...how is this video you posted any different from western propaganda?? See, I refused to be influenced by any video. Every video out there is either supporting Putin or trying to paint Putin bad..... My issue is why are u people justify the destruction of Ukraine. If Putin doesn’t like the advancement of NATO, he should bomb NATO heads I.e US, France, and UK for making him feel unsafe in his country....it’s that simple...not killing Ukrainians and be claiming he gave the safe passage..while you Nigerians and saying nobody died in Ukraine that US is just lying... it’s irritating |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vladimir Putin Holds Rally In Moscow (video) by advanceDNA: 2:44pm On Mar 20, 2022 |
Great0ne1: I think i did. You can point out the question, if you think i didn't Why do I have to point them out again when you just mentioned the comment full of my questions a few seconds ago |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vladimir Putin Holds Rally In Moscow (video) by advanceDNA: 2:36pm On Mar 20, 2022 |
Great0ne1: Is obvious you didn't watch the video. Even if i get a video of Ukraine president admitting to this, you will still act ignorant. I pointed this out, because we didn't here your sermon when over ten thousand people of donbas region were killed and many of them are currently refugees in Russia(fact not bluffing). The American journalist even mentioned this in the Video.
Oga there was mutual agreement for safe corridor, for passage of ukraine civilians after the first round of negotiation, as the major goal has nothing to do with innocent Ukraine civilians. Zaporizhzhia and Severodonetsk are two i can remember now. If you actually follow this conflict, you shouldn't be asking this question. Those videos i posted are from neutral observers not party to the conflict, like cnn or BBC that are pushing nato and western agenda U still ddnt answer my questions... When you answer my questions then we can continue the dialogue |
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Father Of 4 With black cocaine, Recovers Tramadol, Diazepam by advanceDNA: 2:11pm On Mar 20, 2022 |
stano2: Is diazepam also contraband?? Diazepam na Valium ... Na the same category with tramadol: they are prescription drugs only found in hospitals and registered pharmacy.. |
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Father Of 4 With black cocaine, Recovers Tramadol, Diazepam by advanceDNA: 2:07pm On Mar 20, 2022 |
MadamVanessa:

Okeke Adolphus= Igbo
Bello Ibrahim= Hausa
Tommy Sampson= Yoruba
This crime was committed by the three major tribe in the country. . It’s not ritual killing..u don’t have to drag yoruba into it by force ...tonye Sampson is not Yoruba |
Romance › Re: MEN!! These Are The Only Kind Of Women SIMPS Will Surely End Up With!! (Photo) by advanceDNA: 11:26am On Mar 20, 2022 |
MadamVanessa:

Whatever emotional and psychological damage you have experience and currently going through, I pray may God see you through. This your madness is at another level, but I know it's not your fault That not fair...because the nigga opened up about his relationship with his mum doesn’t mean we have use it to judge or discredit everything he says.... l |
Autos › Re: 2002 Toyota Sienna XLE Registered @2.2m by advanceDNA: 10:16am On Mar 20, 2022 |
Gagame: Are u high or something ? Dem don close port ...everybody is trying to cash out on Nigerian used |
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman's Free Food Restaurant Opens To The Public (Photos) by advanceDNA: 10:04am On Mar 20, 2022 |
Penguin2: An unsustainable foolery  He’s got a private get and fueling it...: Of course this is sustainable... |
Romance › Re: He Cheated On Me, I'm Confused by advanceDNA: 7:32pm On Mar 19, 2022 |
Tuger121: Even u dad also  You don’t have manners calling my father on top beer parlor gist on nairaland... abi you want to be unfortunate in life niiii... I talk to you?? You dey ment?? Look at this man ooo...u no get father for house.. ?? we are talking about boyfriends wey dey break young girl’s heart, you are calling my father....sò yà wèrè níí |
Romance › Re: Spend On Your Woman, She Is Special by advanceDNA: 4:59pm On Mar 19, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: Inclusive Relationship Is The Best Way To Enjoy Relationship. But What Is It? by advanceDNA: 4:55pm On Mar 19, 2022 |
Datboredberry: God! 
Aren't many men polygamous?
Most of you cheat and justify it with stupid excuses...
Atleast in an open relationship, your partner permits you to explore... Aren’t men polygamous?? Did see this in my comment or what?? You jumped out of no where saying most of you cheat and justify it. Do I know you...Madam if you have problem with men, don’t transfer the aggression to me... I’m not interested in your toxicity.. What’s more, U are free to be in an open relationship with all manner of dirty operation... it’s your choice...but u don’t have to present it to me and assume all men want will want it....you are not only being fallacious it’s also irritating |
Romance › Re: Spend On Your Woman, She Is Special by advanceDNA: 4:41pm On Mar 19, 2022 |
Nigerian women and financial gain in relationship... them use am swear for una??
And the bad part is you don’t reciprocate. Collect, collect, collect...That’s why they collect it back when relationship goes south.. |
Romance › Re: Inclusive Relationship Is The Best Way To Enjoy Relationship. But What Is It? by advanceDNA: 4:37pm On Mar 19, 2022 |
Inclusive kii you dia... |
Sports › Re: 'The End Of Women's Sports' - Feminists Lament As Transgenders Take Over by advanceDNA: 2:49pm On Mar 19, 2022 |
laiperi: I can understand how young women feel.
Create a separate but equal transgender category and transgender bathroom if affordable. The lGBT community refused, saying that if there’s a transgender category of sport, it means trans women are not real women.... The bathroom own was worse...some parents got sued for being Transphobic saying they ddnt want a man to enter the same bathroom with their little girls ....: In most places establishment abroad now, there’s now gender neutral toilets to solve the problem...everybody pee in the same place. No male or female segregation.. Puke!! |
Romance › Re: How Do I Control Moaning Loud During Sex? My New Guy Dosn't Like It, I Need Hlp by advanceDNA: 1:03pm On Mar 19, 2022*. Modified: 2:50pm On Mar 19, 2022 |
Maryjane11: Good afternoon Nairaland family..
I dont know why, but whenever i'm having sex, i'm always moaning loud. It is not as if i am doing it intentionally, but that is what my new guy dosn't understand.
Our neighbours now knows the number of times we have sex a day because of my moaning, and he dosn't like it, and even me myself, i'm begining to hate the way i moan during sex..
He said that if he must contineu with me, then i must learn to stop moaning loud during sex.. But the truth is that it has become part of me, as when ever i'm enjoying sex, i don't know when i starts to moan.. I dont even remmember to have moan when i'm done having sex.
Some people may think i do it intentionally, as that is what he keep sayin, but believe me if i tell you that i don't remember doing it.
Nairaland ladies, can it be control, how can i go about learning to control it?... The ealier the better for me.
Thanks Moaning is a reflex action from enjoyment It’s not something you control If he doesn’t want you to moan He should not do the thing well If he doesn’t do the thing well Someone else will help him do it... So he should better allow the moaning continue |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Her I'm Not Interested In The Relationship Without Hurting Her. by advanceDNA: 12:07pm On Mar 19, 2022 |
VOsimhen144: I'm done with school, I finished nysc last year. I just wanna focus on business right now. I know.. .u are 27 naa... just tell her that... 27 no dey do masters |