Romance › Re: Stop Comparing My Beauty With Those That Wear Makeup And Did BBL -lady Cries Out by advanceDNA: 1:32pm On May 23, 2025 |
The average human has an overbloated view of their looks.....
On a normal day....if u think you are a 9/10, you are naturally a 6/10 |
Politics › Re: Jonathan Hails Past National Assembly For Standing Up To Presidents by advanceDNA: 12:24pm On May 23, 2025 |
Tinubu don rob masses of their common wealth and handed over the monies to the three executive, law makers and figurehead justice department.....nobody wants to oppose who's putting excess money in their pocket...
Suddenly... they have all crossed to APC..
It's sad..that naija will remain a crime scene.. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Uk-based Nigerian man Shares Bad Interview Experience With Fellow Nigerian by advanceDNA: 12:03pm On May 23, 2025 |
004gist: Why are we our own problems? That's humans for you.... When it's other pple's turn ...we remember to uphold policy, ethics, etc... When e reach our turn, we go say na grace when protocols and policy is bypassed for us |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Uk-based Nigerian man Shares Bad Interview Experience With Fellow Nigerian by advanceDNA: 9:28am On May 23, 2025 |
Oga nor vex..........Na thief sabi where their dey hide pistol
Ur experience and reference genuine abi e nor genuine?? |
Crime › Re: Foreign Vessel Crew Members Throw Four Nigerian Stowaways Into Atlantic Ocean by advanceDNA: 9:11am On May 23, 2025 |
See rough play.... |
Romance › Re: All My Life Na Boys Wey Dey Go Through A Lot I Dey Date: Nigerian Lady Cry Out by advanceDNA: 8:12am On May 23, 2025 |
I like how all women think they will marry Jeff bezoz |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Admin Revokes Harvard University's Right To Enroll Foreign Students.... by advanceDNA: 8:00am On May 23, 2025 |
CoronaVirusPro: When God wants to punish a nation collectively, He makes dumb people outnumber the wise so they can elect a bad leader. So y'all can identify bad leaders?? Wonders shall never end  |
Politics › Re: LASG Disbursed N2.46bn To 8,690 Vulnerable Residents -official by advanceDNA: 7:58am On May 23, 2025 |
Joecap: I hope each household got this amount? If no na scam If u give just 30 pple 50k in this Nigeria....u will hear the noise for 52 weeks even if u tell them to keep it a secret... ......somebody is now claiming they gave over 8000 different people/family almost 290k each... Its either govt officials don't know how to lie or they just don't give a flying fvck cos they know Nigerians can't do anything once they have won the elections |
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is Your Biggest Mistake With Women? by advanceDNA: 7:47am On May 23, 2025 |
ChybuzzDD: You use ChatGPT for everything! Hope you don't use it to cook, eat and defecate too  Hahahahahahaha!! |
Politics › Re: LASG Disbursed N2.46bn To 8,690 Vulnerable Residents -official by advanceDNA: 6:51am On May 23, 2025*. Modified: 7:58am On May 23, 2025 |
Pablodtotti: All this sharing money, fix all roads, provided water, electricity. You won't have to be sharing money to vulnerable Nigerians the system created When some pple said total removal of all types subsidy is robbery of the citizens, gullible Nigerians swallowed tinubu's propaganda that were living fake life......the real life now is them keeping all the .money in their pockets and forming saviour by giving 2k to a few pple with no evidence.... I will always say....naija is a crime scene |
Car Talk › Re: My Experienced With Nissan Car After 95% Warned Me Against Buying It by advanceDNA: 4:29pm On May 22, 2025 |
Sharpsharp00123: Murano n infiniti fx35 are two cars I will never advise my worst enemy to buy.......my two friends wey buy am, dem nearly craze.
Na every mechanic shop them know, I remember when we Dey laugh them that they should kukuma become agent for mechanics cos anytime u need something done on your car they will give u d best place Nissan is one of the cars that will make your mechanic recommended another mechanic to you |
Romance › Re: Thread closedt by advanceDNA: 4:27pm On May 22, 2025 |
Humans generally have an overestimated view of their looks.... So.......Just know u are not as fine as u think |
Car Talk › Re: My Experienced With Nissan Car After 95% Warned Me Against Buying It by advanceDNA: 4:21pm On May 22, 2025 |
Lol...  I remember my paddi wey buy used Nissan murano ....few weeks after purchase..nigga said I almost made him miss the 'cool" SUV because I told him to buy a pencil light Camry instead.. I can't forget how I gloated when the car started to drive him instead of the other way round......I've not seen such loss in a few months...Murano wey he buy for 1.7M, he sold it for 450k out of frustration.. |
Politics › Re: LASG Disbursed N2.46bn To 8,690 Vulnerable Residents -official by advanceDNA: 3:39pm On May 22, 2025*. Modified: 9:10pm On May 22, 2025 |
Lol.... ...on a normal day....naija is a crime scene |
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu:shocking Revelations In Court Today by advanceDNA: 1:22pm On May 22, 2025 |
Its like u don't understand this crime scene called Nigeria...
.byw, the DSS boss is not under trial, Kanu is.... Unless the DSS boss has earlier been tried and found not guilty for what he said in the video then it can be cited in court as reference that Kanu should also be found not guilty...
Still, the video could raise questions about the reliability of the evidence gathered against kanu but I doubt its enough to make Kanu walk free |
Politics › Re: Lawyer Seeks Oversight On Allocation Of Emefiele’s 753 Forfeited Duplexes by advanceDNA: 12:15pm On May 22, 2025 |
Mansion wey Senate don share before the courts concluded on the forfeiture....
In fact ...if u think the total number of duplex is 753...then u never sabi how e dey go for naija |
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is Your Biggest Mistake With Women? by advanceDNA: 10:49am On May 22, 2025*. Modified: 7:43am On May 23, 2025 |
Emma09: I am a Man. Make una dey also talk about this issue the other way round. What about men? Shey women too no dey have regrets or biggest mistake about us men ni? Na the two gender get issues jare, make una no just dey point accusing finger on one alone. Y'all will be forming fake fairness as if your babe is monitoring your comments on nairaland  Must a thread be about both men and women at the same time.??..What's stopping you from opening a thread about women's regret...?? Instead of coming here to create unnecessary gender war.......yet ..when you see all kinds of women and girls empowerment programmes...women scholarship, widow empowerment....y'all never come out to ask "what about men"??...abi boys/men no need help....? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Q&A: Why Biblical Claim Of The Sun Standing Still Doesn't Contradict Science by advanceDNA: 10:28am On May 22, 2025 |
BibleInterpreta: This isn’t blind religion. Unlike the religious church system, with its over 40,000 denominations, often downplaying the role of science in understanding reality.
Dismissing skeptics not only fails to address their concerns but also weakens the integrity of the discussion. If the biblical insights are rooted in truth, one should be able to stand up to rigorous questioning, not avoid it. Skeptics aren’t enemies of faith or spirituality; they are often truth-seekers who simply demand coherence, evidence, and honesty. That’s not a weakness, it’s a strength.
Miracles: Symbolize the soul’s ability to rise above its natural limitations through divine intervention, transcending the egoistic limitations of time, space, and motion to achieve a higher spiritual attainment.
Noteworthy:
The Bible and science are not in opposition, they complement each other. Recognizing this is essential for correctly perceiving reality. . Skeptics/atheist will only make fun of ur explanation and call u desperate....At some point Jesus dismissed skeptics...infact they asked him for greater signs to prove himself.....he did not indulge them... Jesus raised the dead....he walked on water, he healed the sick..turned water to wine...calmed the storms... He acts defied biology, chemistry physics and the environmental elements....try aligning these miracles with science and see if skeptic even care.... a man was healed of terminal stage glioblastoma multiforme and skeptics still denied it and called it lies..... ...if "how" a miracle happened doesn't defy science, then what makes it any different from a random coincidence in the cosmos?? ....... Trying to forcefully align a miracle with science is watering down the very miraculous nature of a miracle....science can only to test the authenticity of an already happened miraculous event ......how it happened is always beyond science....and that's why it will always be lies to them . |
Christianity Etc › Re: Q&A: Why Biblical Claim Of The Sun Standing Still Doesn't Contradict Science by advanceDNA: 9:23am On May 22, 2025 |
BibleInterpreta: ... Why are u trying to make a miracle account align with science...a miracle is supposed defy science in the first place......those don't believe the day became longer following joshua's prayer or that Jesus healed the sick or raise the dead should go and hug transformer... |
Crime › Re: 4 Of 11 Jail Escapees Recaptured After Toilet Breakout In New Orleans (Photos) by advanceDNA: 6:13pm On May 21, 2025 |
CoronaVirusPro: So people who took time to plan an escape from prison did not draw a plan. They did not have people visit them before the break out.
If people are that brilliant to break out, they def got a plan immediately after break out. They would plan to leave if they got no plan, how top notch their plans are will determine how far they will go.
Of I am bold enough yo make such move after weighing all options , I am gone forever! Let's hope u don't get into prison to see how difficult it is......like I said.. u won't disappear to Texas and cross border to Mexico....u will travel via road and police is everywhere looking for you.. |
Crime › Re: 4 Of 11 Jail Escapees Recaptured After Toilet Breakout In New Orleans (Photos) by advanceDNA: 5:33pm On May 21, 2025 |
CoronaVirusPro: Limited cash you said! All are gang bangers who go traders on the streets Did you read the story? How many hours did it take the prison administration to detect? That was enough time to get out of the state which is the first hurdle.
I will repeat, I can never get apprehended again cos I know what’s at stake. So because they are gang bangers mean they will have money inside prison....most escapees get caught because the first thing they do is go to the source of cash weda they have it with someone or not.... I repeat ...u can't disappear from prison to Texas ....the distance is not always easy to travel with limited resources and a country wide BOLO on your head |
Politics › Re: Gtbank Staff Hacks Into Bank’s System, Steals N9.9m From Customers by advanceDNA: 3:40pm On May 21, 2025 |
What kind of dirty fraud is this.....?? |
Crime › Re: 4 Of 11 Jail Escapees Recaptured After Toilet Breakout In New Orleans (Photos) by advanceDNA: 3:36pm On May 21, 2025 |
CoronaVirusPro: No way I will get captured. I am leaving the country immediately.
Change looks, make it to Texas via Elpaso, and disappear into any South American country I can thrive. See ur m0uth like "make it to texas"..  ...as if u will disappear to the texas after escape .no be road u go pass.?? ...once a BOLO has been issued with their name and pics..crossing streets, let alone states will be difficult.... especially for escapees that likely has limited cash and other resources |
Romance › Re: No Man Can Go 3 Rounds: Medical Doctor Sparks Debate With A Theory About Men by advanceDNA: 10:58am On May 21, 2025 |
OracleJay411: Its a pity I'm 35 now. Wish i had met ur mother or sister when i was 25. I would have told u to ask them Lol.....Ur comments keeps exposing you.... @35.... Yet u still talk like this.?? Well..all hope is not lost though.. .Abraham's life started to take shape at 75 when God called him..... |
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Leaves Nigeria, Abandons Wife And Marries A White Woman by advanceDNA: 9:50am On May 21, 2025 |
Yawn!!! |
Romance › Re: No Man Can Go 3 Rounds: Medical Doctor Sparks Debate With A Theory About Men by advanceDNA: 9:47am On May 21, 2025 |
fxexperts: What you said is very possible, but it is not 5 rounds, that's just 2 rounds the first time, then 1 round each there after. 5 rounds means you have to do 5 rounds straight, nonstop. You cum first round, then continue again after like 10 to 15mins then cum again and continue as early as 30 mins / 1 hour later. Do that for straight 5 times and see if you will not die. Guy...u dey shalaye too much..... Anybody can be anything online... |
Romance › Re: No Man Can Go 3 Rounds: Medical Doctor Sparks Debate With A Theory About Men by advanceDNA: 9:04am On May 21, 2025 |
OracleJay411: That U cant or couldn't do it doesn't mean others can't. This is not debate. U weren't healthy enough Lol........of course ......u can't debate with biology...... u can only form vandame online  |
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Politics › Re: All South East Governors Are Supporting Tinubu - Umahi by advanceDNA: 7:57pm On May 20, 2025 |
Beremx: All the governors have one vote each. That will not stop the SE from voting against Tinubu.
What happened in 2023 will happen again in 2027 Lol....Are u new in Nigeria?? Hope u know Wike had one vote too?? |
Politics › Re: EFCC Hands Over Emefiele’s 750 Houses To Ministry Of Housing by advanceDNA: 6:53pm On May 20, 2025 |
Sigh.......taken from one thief only to be given to another thief... |
Romance › Re: Reasons Why There Are Only Very Few Women On Nairaland by advanceDNA: 6:52pm On May 20, 2025 |
Ewooo!! See sliding back tackle |
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