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Barcelona are the new king of comeback

Here in Nigeria...Ministers and law makers be like...

No, No, No...."We cannot take it" ...you cannot be this young and be bagging big big degrees" ...the only thing we can permit for minors is almajiri begging on the street and underage marriage even at 11 years old so we can enjoy virgin pvssy"

Zonefree:
Stop patronising illegality.

Yawn!!

Illegal is what one person worke up decide to call illegal.....

Years ago people went to jail for a small bag of marijuaná.........today ...it's legal as fvck.

stay there dey form captain moral while United state exchange hard criminals with Russia & china

ednut1:
Make it 30k

lol..... ....average cost to arrest, detain, and deport a migrant currently stands around $17,000

Plenty pple will rush at it for 10k.......

Zonefree:
You enter person country illegally, and the person is even offering you money to leave.
Trump is benevolent.

Lol...who cares if they entered illegally or not

Illegals are in the country working and making more than 1k in a month and will likely have the chance to become permanent citizens the more they stay .

..illegals are not desperate to leave ....Trump is the one desperate to send them out.

As far is the situation is concerned, he's negotiating from weak position by offering 1k because it will cost him more to hunt them down, keep them in jails, feed them before sending them to another country..

....his mates in Europe are offering 5k for anyone who withdraws their asylum application or doesn't appeal after denial.

Just 1k
Trump must be a comedian...

Reno's counter attack : 5% loading......

BeginsAtHome:
If he smiles too much, people would say he got nerves to smile because he's eating government money and using his father's influence.

U be comedian....

BeginsAtHome:
Well, my only problem with the photo na the way Wike grab the boy.

Something must be really wrong somewhere.

Looks like the boy is autistic....e nor like too body contact, as he's not returning the affection to wike......if wike nor hold am like that....he will break free free before them snap that picture

gare:
na another matter you want to bring come

The boy has always looked like Fubara...no cap

Pple look like persons they are unrelated to anyways

ibechris:
The new policy says even while on the job u can withdraw 50% in two years.

Lol ... New policy...??

Okay oooo...

ibechris:
Solution:
Loan is one thing I love to collect for business purposes and as I speak,I collect loans often and I don't use it for consumptions except for the main reason make more.
Therefore,go ahead and collect 25% of ur pension and clear up ur liabilities as fast as possible.

If he has not lost his job....... how is he going to get 25% of his pension??

MufasaLion:
Did you read the part that said it was a video?

Even if it was a clear video...it doesn't matter..

Ganduje can always call it a lie and get away with it....just like the video of him stuffing dollars in his agbadà

JAOS:
Why won't we be malnourished when the only affordable food we have is garri the groundnut and egg we have been managing tinubu has taken them away from the masses it has never been this worse

Na groundnut u call like that without putting "his Excellency" before the name??

..groundnut is no longer poor mans food....a bottle of ground nut that used to go for 300naira is now 2500 naira.....

ElSudani:
Why then do you come across like an illiterate?

Sigh!!
Hopefully, someone else will do u a favor by explaining what you read and couldn't understand as I don't have the time to be schooling an an adult on context and simple sarcasms

ElSudani:
Why should a ten year old be going to the market by herself? You are talking an extreme position to justify nonsense.

Go school..u say na scam....

Time to read, get the premise and context of comment ....e dey hard you ..

AKWATGOLD1:
She should be the one going to market to get things for the family.

Welldone..when u get ur own 10 year old.....send am go local market

RandomFellow:
Must the foster parents be white? Plus why do you think it's okay to assume all white foster parents would not love and treat her well?

Its because you don't know how crazy and horrible the foster system is....
Less than two years she's already in the third or fourth foster home.....

Only very few kids like that get genuine parents who love them....most pple who take in system kids do it for the money the government pays, they even take in more than one kid in many cases

You have not read the disclaimer of nairaland?


You dont have case against nairaland but the person harassing you

Christistruth02:
They definitely are not
Democratic Rulers leave
Nigeria had Obasanjo,Yaradua, Jonathan ,Buhari and now Tinubu

Military Rulers don't and are easier for foreign powers like Russia to Control and manipulate because they don't answer to the people

They leave?? ..I can see tinubu has left Lagos... Wike has left rivers.....and so on...

they all leave one office and and pull the strings from the back with puppets imposed on the pple.... The fact is the people only have an illusion of selecting leaders......

Christistruth02:
You don't know what Military Rule is

Democratic Rulers need the people to support them that is why they need to Campaign hard


Military Rulers don't need that support because they can just impose their will whether good or bad

Democratic rulers just give u an illusion that they need you at time of election....each election ends with the side that can take it by force and tell you to go to court headed by a bought judiciary....


.....at the end of the day...both Democratic rulers and military rulers are the same in Africa.
.... They impose their anti-pple policy to enrich only the three arms of govt and make the pple suffer.....

Wildlifecalling:
I've done my research, permethrin is relatively safe for dogs and this one's concentration is just 0.60%. it's the other components I'm worried about. They just said 'inert carriers' and I'm not sure which it contains.

Go and get ivermectin injectable if u know how to inject your pet..it's not hard at all...

......all these powder or liquid applied on the skin are not the best option...they could get into your dogs system one way or another which could be poisonous...I lost one of my dogs way through one of these topical tick control

Besides u have thick coat pet, these powder cannot efficiently get to where all the ticks are

Vulcan24:
When they knack your wife n they tell u they don't know she's married ur eye go clear

So name change go prevent them from knacking her....??

004gist:
That advise is legit bro. Don't bring anyone except ur biological child.

It has landed soo many people in problems and prison here. No be one no be two. The way they narrated it here it's not what or how it happened. Fear social services... Criminal

Secondly if ur child is one that have long throat and stubborn. Please take the child back to Naija. Many has lost their entire children and job..bared from employment

First its from school they will brain wash the children to implicate u..
I bet u.. U don't know who social services are. They are in schools.. Work alongside teachers and on lookout 24/7


Search for save the woman on Tiktok and hear stories

Yawn!!

FeliciaOja:
Everything in life when abused has its down side.
Water is very important to life.
If you abuse water and drink too much you will see the downside of it..
Same with masturbation.

Saying masturbation cases addiction. Is the same as saying watching football causes addiction.

Incase U don't know...there are things called addictive substance, addictive foods prepared with chemical, addictive habits......

...and they are called so becos they are linked & trigger the brain's dopamine reward system which causes addiction following withdrawal because they stimulate high pleasure or ecstacy within a short period of time ....

...water, picking nose, football and other funny things you are mentioning are laughable as u are trying to compare them to masturbation

..but hey!! u are free to justify masturbation as 100% healthy with wateva u like.....

2mch:
Even if you pay, if you don’t pay the going rate they can still get you jailed. You must pay the going rate which only 1% of the very wealthy can afford

At least pay something.....the person east free food and lives in a free house...

Paying still give the person a sense of value..at least, they are working and getting paid
....instead of slaving their years because madam thinks she did her a favour by bringing her abroad

2mch:
If you move abroad, no make mistake bring anybody from Africa to help you or your family while you are helping them relocate o. Una go get agreement but they will run right to police and claim you use them as slave. You will go to prison, they will get Greencard.

U dey try twist the narrative.........it is not "helping them relocate"...it is wickedness taking someone abroad, no school, no work, no salary ...just so they can watch ur kids while u get all the freedom to work and make money...

The least she could do is pay the person some money so they don't feel used ......since they can't work, go to school, or get a life because they have to watch her kids 24/7

ExudeLoveToAll:
Unfortunately it isn't so, when ranking kids from two parents household, kids from single mothers take the hit. They are more likely to be in jail and be deviants unlike kids if two parents household or kids from single fathers household. If one good head is better than two you won't see majority of prisoners coming from single mothers household compared to two parents household. One good heads can never be greater than two good heads. See how your useless your thinking faculties by cajoling it to believe one good head is better than two useless heads when you know you have the possibilities of having two good heads against one good head

Yawn!! You have not made any point....u came to insult....I don't trade insults...

FeliciaOja:
This is the information age.
Every knowledge is available
Get enlightened or remain daft.
It's up to you.

Ur issue seems to be with the church more ur masturbation crusade.... and you are either ignorant or being deceptive with what masturbatión entails for u to fallaciously drag the church into real problems pple face....

Incase U don't know .....Most pple who masturbate complain of addiction and that's because masturbatión rewards the body the pleasure sensation or satisfaction, which the receptors /dopamine system can "help" get a person addicted ...thats basic biology which has nothing to do with church .......

Also, Masturbation always entails with a visual/ mental assist for most pple ..and that assist is pornográphy, which is not only another source of addiction but has destroyed many relationships because it creates both unrealistic expectations people's partners can't cope with and also create a unhealthy desire for pleasure that connection/sex with real human cannot longer give

Weda masturbatión as an act is good or not doesn't change the fact that it has its down sides......

U know it's funny that you are all over this thread telling pple to seek knowledge yet u haven't come across psychology research on the negative side masturbatión on the Internet

Lol

Lie lie

I love women...
Without shishi in their pocket, they will put you under pressure, say u are wasting their time and make you work on their own time to achieve their own aim in life.............while the reality is that they have no where to go because their plans B, C & D is not set,

How can u want to come into my life without shi shi, to increase my expense yet you are making it look like you are doing me a favor..

Baba...give urself brain ooooo