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BusinessRe: ‘The Market Looks Weird’ — Ajebo Girl Tells Mom On First Market Visit (Photos) by advanceDNA: 2:47pm On May 05, 2025
AKWATGOLD1:
She should be the one going to market to get things for the family.
Welldone..when u get ur own 10 year old.....send am go local market
CrimeRe: The Mystery Of Nigeria’s Baby Lucy Lost In UK Transit by advanceDNA: 6:48am On May 05, 2025
RandomFellow:
Must the foster parents be white? Plus why do you think it's okay to assume all white foster parents would not love and treat her well?
Its because you don't know how crazy and horrible the foster system is....
Less than two years she's already in the third or fourth foster home.....

Only very few kids like that get genuine parents who love them....most pple who take in system kids do it for the money the government pays, they even take in more than one kid in many cases
Car TalkRe: How Can I Effectively Sue Nairaland For Defamation? And Get Result by advanceDNA: 5:36pm On May 04, 2025
You have not read the disclaimer of nairaland?


You dont have case against nairaland but the person harassing you
Foreign AffairsRe: Burkina Faso's Malevolent Propaganda - The Nation Newspaper by advanceDNA:
Christistruth02:
They definitely are not
Democratic Rulers leave
Nigeria had Obasanjo,Yaradua, Jonathan ,Buhari and now Tinubu

Military Rulers don't and are easier for foreign powers like Russia to Control and manipulate because they don't answer to the people
They leave?? ..I can see tinubu has left Lagos... Wike has left rivers.....and so on...

they all leave one office and and pull the strings from the back with puppets imposed on the pple.... The fact is the people only have an illusion of selecting leaders......
Foreign AffairsRe: Burkina Faso's Malevolent Propaganda - The Nation Newspaper by advanceDNA: 1:16pm On May 04, 2025
Christistruth02:
You don't know what Military Rule is

Democratic Rulers need the people to support them that is why they need to Campaign hard


Military Rulers don't need that support because they can just impose their will whether good or bad
Democratic rulers just give u an illusion that they need you at time of election....each election ends with the side that can take it by force and tell you to go to court headed by a bought judiciary....


.....at the end of the day...both Democratic rulers and military rulers are the same in Africa.
.... They impose their anti-pple policy to enrich only the three arms of govt and make the pple suffer.....
PetsRe: URGENT! Can I Use This On My Dog? by advanceDNA: 9:28am On May 04, 2025
Wildlifecalling:
I've done my research, permethrin is relatively safe for dogs and this one's concentration is just 0.60%. it's the other components I'm worried about. They just said 'inert carriers' and I'm not sure which it contains.
Go and get ivermectin injectable if u know how to inject your pet..it's not hard at all...

......all these powder or liquid applied on the skin are not the best option...they could get into your dogs system one way or another which could be poisonous...I lost one of my dogs way through one of these topical tick control

Besides u have thick coat pet, these powder cannot efficiently get to where all the ticks are
Christianity EtcRe: Deeper Life Pastor Says It's Unbiblical Not To Bear Husband's Name As A Wife by advanceDNA: 9:06am On May 04, 2025
Vulcan24:
When they knack your wife n they tell u they don't know she's married ur eye go clear
So name change go prevent them from knacking her....??
LiteratureRe: My Twins Were Born By Surrogacy - Chimamanda Adichie by advanceDNA: 10:19pm On May 03, 2025
mrvitalis:
Do you know how surrogacy works?

It's a choice they choose to do it n are paid very well
It is no longer a matter of consent and pay....

Many countries , like France, Germany, Italy, Spain China , Saudi, now have laws against it a it is known seen as exploitation
CrimeRe: UN Judge, Lydia Mugambe, Jailed In UK For Keeping Housekeeper As Slave by advanceDNA: 12:06pm On May 03, 2025
004gist:
That advise is legit bro. Don't bring anyone except ur biological child.

It has landed soo many people in problems and prison here. No be one no be two. The way they narrated it here it's not what or how it happened. Fear social services... Criminal

Secondly if ur child is one that have long throat and stubborn. Please take the child back to Naija. Many has lost their entire children and job..bared from employment

First its from school they will brain wash the children to implicate u..
I bet u.. U don't know who social services are. They are in schools.. Work alongside teachers and on lookout 24/7


Search for save the woman on Tiktok and hear stories
Yawn!!
RomanceRe: Masturbation Is Perfectly Good And Normal by advanceDNA: 12:04pm On May 03, 2025
FeliciaOja:
Everything in life when abused has its down side.
Water is very important to life.
If you abuse water and drink too much you will see the downside of it..
Same with masturbation.

Saying masturbation cases addiction. Is the same as saying watching football causes addiction.
Incase U don't know...there are things called addictive substance, addictive foods prepared with chemical, addictive habits......

...and they are called so becos they are linked & trigger the brain's dopamine reward system which causes addiction following withdrawal because they stimulate high pleasure or ecstacy within a short period of time ....

...water, picking nose, football and other funny things you are mentioning are laughable as u are trying to compare them to masturbation

..but hey!! u are free to justify masturbation as 100% healthy with wateva u like..... grin
CrimeRe: UN Judge, Lydia Mugambe, Jailed In UK For Keeping Housekeeper As Slave by advanceDNA: 10:29am On May 03, 2025
2mch:
Even if you pay, if you don’t pay the going rate they can still get you jailed. You must pay the going rate which only 1% of the very wealthy can afford
At least pay something.....the person east free food and lives in a free house...

Paying still give the person a sense of value..at least, they are working and getting paid
....instead of slaving their years because madam thinks she did her a favour by bringing her abroad
CrimeRe: UN Judge, Lydia Mugambe, Jailed In UK For Keeping Housekeeper As Slave by advanceDNA: 10:07am On May 03, 2025
2mch:
If you move abroad, no make mistake bring anybody from Africa to help you or your family while you are helping them relocate o. Una go get agreement but they will run right to police and claim you use them as slave. You will go to prison, they will get Greencard.
U dey try twist the narrative.........it is not "helping them relocate"...it is wickedness taking someone abroad, no school, no work, no salary ...just so they can watch ur kids while u get all the freedom to work and make money...

The least she could do is pay the person some money so they don't feel used ......since they can't work, go to school, or get a life because they have to watch her kids 24/7
RomanceRe: Baby Papa , Single Dad, The Best Way To Go To Save Your Life From Wife Palava. by advanceDNA: 9:45am On May 03, 2025
ExudeLoveToAll:
Unfortunately it isn't so, when ranking kids from two parents household, kids from single mothers take the hit. They are more likely to be in jail and be deviants unlike kids if two parents household or kids from single fathers household. If one good head is better than two you won't see majority of prisoners coming from single mothers household compared to two parents household. One good heads can never be greater than two good heads. See how your useless your thinking faculties by cajoling it to believe one good head is better than two useless heads when you know you have the possibilities of having two good heads against one good head grin
Yawn!! You have not made any point....u came to insult....I don't trade insults...
RomanceRe: Masturbation Is Perfectly Good And Normal by advanceDNA: 6:20am On May 03, 2025
FeliciaOja:
This is the information age.
Every knowledge is available
Get enlightened or remain daft.
It's up to you.
Ur issue seems to be with the church more ur masturbation crusade.... and you are either ignorant or being deceptive with what masturbatión entails for u to fallaciously drag the church into real problems pple face....

Incase U don't know .....Most pple who masturbate complain of addiction and that's because masturbatión rewards the body the pleasure sensation or satisfaction, which the receptors /dopamine system can "help" get a person addicted ...thats basic biology which has nothing to do with church .......

Also, Masturbation always entails with a visual/ mental assist for most pple ..and that assist is pornográphy, which is not only another source of addiction but has destroyed many relationships because it creates both unrealistic expectations people's partners can't cope with and also create a unhealthy desire for pleasure that connection/sex with real human cannot longer give

Weda masturbatión as an act is good or not doesn't change the fact that it has its down sides......

U know it's funny that you are all over this thread telling pple to seek knowledge yet u haven't come across psychology research on the negative side masturbatión on the Internet
RomanceRe: Not All Single Mums Are Made Equal by advanceDNA: 5:42am On May 03, 2025
Lol
PoliticsRe: Sexual Harassment: Natasha Confessed To Me That It Didn't Happen - Sandra Duru by advanceDNA: 5:41am On May 03, 2025
Lie lie
RomanceRe: Should I Marry Her Now Or Let Her Go? I’m Not Ready Financially by advanceDNA: 5:53am On May 02, 2025
I love women... grin grin
Without shishi in their pocket, they will put you under pressure, say u are wasting their time and make you work on their own time to achieve their own aim in life.............while the reality is that they have no where to go because their plans B, C & D is not set,

How can u want to come into my life without shi shi, to increase my expense yet you are making it look like you are doing me a favor..

Baba...give urself brain ooooo
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokiri The Tinubu Lab Dog Lies Again by advanceDNA:
DeathParade:
India is the world's fastest growing MAJOR economy. Key word "major". And India has had this distinction for years now.
Yes there are small economies that are growing faster. But in the segment of major economies, India is the fastest growing.

So maybe the graph was showing only major economies? Idk.
Lol .....Wateva version makes y'all sleep well at night with the current state of this nation is totally fine by me...

See ehn...it doesn't take rocket science to know an economy that is doing well....thats why all these desperate paper manipulations and mastvrbating over projected statement of the IMF is need needed........the same IMF that demanded the devaluation of our currency so as to retain us borrowers, plunging nigerians into severe poverty

Baba ... There is a saying... "A slave will not remain a slave for eternity, if his master doesn't set him free, time will set him free"

Eight years will soon be over...... cool
PoliticsRe: Fastest Growing Economies According To IMF - StatiSense Counters Reno Omokri by advanceDNA: 11:25pm On Apr 30, 2025
Putindbutt:
What facts?. The fact was put out by IMF, so what facts are you talking about?. Nigeria is top 3. Argue with IMF.
Go school........u say na scam

Ordinary small data comparison dey hard you
BusinessRe: I Need Explanation On How Banks Deducts Sms Fee by advanceDNA: 5:59pm On Apr 30, 2025
Ablesam171:
Could someone please explain how bank SMS charges work? I always thought banks use bulk SMS for their customers, but if that's the case, why are their charges higher than regular SMS rates?
Additionally, I'd like to know if banks also charge customers for promotional and other messages they send out.
Yes...they charge u for any sms you receive, both transaction and promotional and birthday.....its the scam of the century....

Go and cancel sms alert and opt for email alert which is free...

.they will try to tension u that you can't do so..
.
Quote CBN policy that customers are mandated to have at least one means of transaction alert and email is enough for you.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokiri The Tinubu Lab Dog Lies Again by advanceDNA: 5:35pm On Apr 30, 2025
lionshare:
It's not entirely inaccurate, but I agree that he should have numbered it for clarity. That said, the key takeaway is the projected percentage. Just like the GDP figures released last week, these are still projections and are likely to change as the year progresses. If I recall correctly, the initial projection earlier in the year was 3.04%.
Its deceptive reporting......he knows it would look bad showing Nigeria at the far right of the bar graph...

The administration has close to nothing to show both on paper and in the lives of citizens ..that's why all these deceptive reporting is needed...

Last time ....the Nigerian bureau of statistics had to readjust what being gainfully employed means to working at least one day in a month...... All to deceptively bring down the unemployment figure
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokiri The Tinubu Lab Dog Lies Again by advanceDNA: 4:49pm On Apr 30, 2025
lionshare:
But its the same thing or am I missing something?
Where are the other countries in btw..Reno is trying to be smart by making it look like Nigeria is in first 5......India is not even first on the list of projected fastest growing countries

By the way ...it's just projections...I don't see why Reno is masturbating over it
RomanceRe: Dont Say I Didnt Tell You About It by advanceDNA: 4:41pm On Apr 30, 2025
This has been said over and again.

..but simps will always be simps because being nice stvpíd is the only thing their pathetic, low self-esteem àss can bring to the table

BusinessRe: Any Banker To Please Help With This PND Issue? by advanceDNA: 4:31pm On Apr 30, 2025
Newgoodkk:
MUST HE VISIT THE CUSTOMERS CARE FIRST TO HAVE ONLINE PASSWORD AND USER ? TO HAVE ONLINE ACCESS

PLEASE HELP .
A sim lost for over two years would have been churned and may not retrievable....but there is no harm in trying shaa..

What's the reason for askig you to produce alerts..?? The request seems weird .....there are other ways to verify you are the account owner
PhonesRe: How Much Is This Watch by advanceDNA: 2:24pm On Apr 30, 2025
Dzzzz:
Firstly are you the one wearing the knockoff?so why assume I was referring to you about the “Bragging”..Secondly,I was saying $12k and not 12 that was an error..
Lol.....u jumped into my mentions but the comment "Please wear your knockoff in peace but don’t brag" is not for me....?? Okay ooo.... Wateva makes u sleep well at night is totally fine with me
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Driving His 2025 Range-Rover by advanceDNA: 1:53pm On Apr 30, 2025
udemzyudex:
Pastor wey dey drive latest, wear latest, live in fine house na fake but the one wey dey trek, dey stay for trenches na real man of God.

Na so some Nigerians mentality be.
Lol..... Na life be that...

If u are a poor pastor...they will insult u that ur life does not reflect God's blessings....

If u still get money...Dem go still drag you ...
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Driving His 2025 Range-Rover by advanceDNA: 1:39pm On Apr 30, 2025
NaijaGoBetter2:
If you don't have any good comments kindly type Congratulations and move.

Remember no be him they rule this country and he no be senator
Them nor fit hold senator and president... So they must find person to hold....u norr dey see how Dem dey burn person wey steal chicken for road
PhonesRe: How Much Is This Watch by advanceDNA: 12:57pm On Apr 30, 2025
Dzzzz:
How many people can afford a wrist watch of 12usd?..Please wear your knockoff in peace but don’t brag..
12usd ?? Lol....if u can't afford a 12usd watch that's fine....I sincerely don't know why u brought that up and further said I'm bragging.. please use smart watches that cost 300k in this country and they are not even rich.

Did I tell you I'm using a 12 dollar or any other kind of high end watch??

The sad reality is that you ddnt understand my comment....and u are too proud to ask...
PoliticsRe: N500k+ Salary But I'm Always Broke by advanceDNA: 10:16am On Apr 30, 2025
U get car ?....10 ltrs per day : 180-200k is already gone.
U still dey drink bottle water for house: 50k don waka....
U still dey use prepaid meter like say na post paid ??: 50k don go
Your wife nor dey support: one chance.
U get babe wey dey collect allowance: lol.

500k no go reach you unless u cut your expense...

. Welcome to tinubu's economy
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are Chasing Rat In A Burning House by advanceDNA: 9:32am On Apr 30, 2025
Na u nor get the matter......these terrorist, bandits, ISWAP, bokoharam are Islamic caliphate foot soldiers tasked with killing and forceful takeover of Nigeria piece by piece.

...it's the same strategy from years back .....

They might eventually succeed because the sad reality is ....we have too many jihad/ Islamic state sympathizers in the army, govt, and even citizens who want the caliphate to take over and Nigeria ruled by sharia....
PoliticsRe: NNPCL Shake-up: MDs of Port Harcourt, Warri, Kaduna refineries sacked by advanceDNA: 9:21am On Apr 30, 2025
Agbegbaorogboye:
Stop advertising your ignorance

PENGASAN is a labour union

Argh
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: NNPCL Shake-up: MDs of Port Harcourt, Warri, Kaduna refineries sacked by advanceDNA: 9:19am On Apr 30, 2025
11doubledee:
It's very difficult to ascertain that at the moment.
But with time we'll know how efficient or inefficient they'll be.
Try and note the names of those removed MDs ..so it won't shock you when they are appointed DGs or MDs of another agency...


Nigeria is a crime scene on a normal day

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