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Christianity Etc › Re: Satan Ministry: How To Curse Your Enemies. by advocate666(op): 8:24pm On Aug 02, 2013
idnoble135: Duh! What if the person was a christian.
Makes no difference.
Christianity Etc › Re: Muskeeto, What Finally Made You An Atheist? by advocate666: 6:33pm On Aug 02, 2013
FOLYKAZE: longest time man....welcome back
I am that I am.

No shaking.
Christianity Etc › Re: Satan Ministry: How To Curse Your Enemies. by advocate666(op): 5:10pm On Aug 02, 2013
FOLYKAZE: @ OP......can I get your name, date of birth and picture? Im hating you for spreading fear in the public and with this your procedure, you my first person to curse
You'll still need my DNA.
Christianity Etc › Re: Satan Ministry: How To Curse Your Enemies. by advocate666(op): 5:09pm On Aug 02, 2013
idnoble135: ^
lol, i saw the thread earlier. Just choosed to avoid it.
@OP, what if the person it was intended against, is a christian and the curse can not take effect, what are the side effect to the person who laid the curse?
The curse will not take effect if the person was not guilty as accused. For example, is someone insulted you and you make a curse saying that he slapped you, then you are in trouble.

If the instructions are not followed well, the curse comes back to the sender. Imagine you are a man and you curse your sister that she won't get pregnant in the coming 38 months but your sister is innocent or you forget to put her dna, then Satan cannot roam about with the curse. He will place it back squarely on your head and you will have 38 months of infertility. Or lack of sexual prowess or any other equivalent.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Came,i Saw And Confused. by advocate666: 3:37pm On Aug 02, 2013
amiskurie: @ALFA SPELZER.
ONE OF MY WONDERS IS HW PPLE LIKE U CAME ABT THE MAGICAL POWER SAID TO BE EVIL/SATANIC.
Shows you have been lied to. The wonder is you still keep believing those lies. But your brain is rebelling.
Christianity Etc › Re: Muskeeto, What Finally Made You An Atheist? by advocate666: 3:34pm On Aug 02, 2013
Joagbaje: The bible gave the reason.

Psalms 14:1
1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works,
there is none that doeth good.]

Romans 1:21
Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
hahahaha!

grin grin grin grin grin grin

My book says you are fool. You must be a fool.
My book says snake discuss with people made of mud. Those people gave birth to my ancestors. My ancestors are mud people.
My book says kill your disobedient children. What a lovely book.
My book is full of nonsense. And I believe. I can't think ouside of it. I'm a slave to my book.

Funny christians.
Christianity Etc › Satan Ministry: How To Curse Your Enemies. by advocate666(op): 2:45pm On Aug 02, 2013
Warning!

Do not try this if you don't know what you are doing. If it backfires, you are in deep trouble.

First things first. So you have a neighbour or a work collegue or a family member or a friend that you want to place a curse on? No worries. Satan can and will do your bidding. Under conditions.

First condition. This person must have wronged you.
Second condition. You have never wronged this person.
Final condition. You have never inflicted the same wrongdoing on another person. (Example: if the person stole your money, make sure you have never ever stolen another person's money)

What you will need for the curse.
1 - The person's DNA. This is easily acquired. Get an item that belongs to the person as it is very likely to contain the DNA of that person. It can also be a piece of his hair. If he spit, just brush the spit with a paper or hanky and voila.

If you are sure that what you have have the only the DNA of the target, then get the rest of the items, if not, you'll need the person's full name, date of birth, and a photo.

2 - A small box. I like using a wooden coffin shaped one for drama but any box can do. The best for those living in cities are plastic boxes. If you are in the village, a wooden box will suffice as it will be buried later.

3 - A candle of any colour.

4 - A piece of paper and pencil.

5 - A small mirror.

That's it.

Prepare the place during the day. Find a room with a window and place the mirror on the gound away from you and facing the window. Draw a circle on the paper and draw a 5 point star in the middle making sure the points are touching the circle.

Place the paper in front of you behind the mirror. If you needed the name and DOB of the target, write them down on the paper. Place the photo, if needed, on the paper. Place the candle on top. Leave the box and wait for nightfall.

For some unknown reason, this curse works more if there is moonlight but I have placed some curses on moonless nights that worked. I would advise beginners to do it on full moon nights.

At night, (between 10pm to 4 am (make sure the sun is gone), go back to the prepared room, sit behing the mirror and paper, facing the window and light the candle. Open your arms. close your eyes and say the following:

Lucifer, My lord, thy servant calls
Please harken to my summons.

Wait a few moments, then repeat. Then repeat one last time.

And here I must warn you that no mater what you hear or feel, you must not open your eyes. Even if you hear or feel nothing, rest assured, there's a presence in the room with you. Don't open your eyes. Instead recite the following:

My adversary, I present your blood,
Your name is ...., (say the name of that person and date of birth if needed, if not, skip this line)
Blood turn black and flesh turn blue,
I will curse you as you force me to,
by the left hand and the unclean food,
I´ll curse your eyes, I´ll curse your lies, (or theft, or whatever wrong he/she did)
I´ll call down a plague of flies,
blood go black and flesh go blue,
evil from me and back to you,
my soul clean and yours on fire,


And then you say which calamity you want to befall him/her.
Something along the lines of:

A barren womb and a swollen foot
Shall be your portion until .... (state when you want the curse to end, or say forever if you want a permanent curse)


Now wait. Still close your eyes. The presence have not yet departed. It is waiting for two things. First is what to give in return for the task you set him. Second is a sending off.

You must decide what to give to Satan. It is not as hard as some people make it sound but it must be some sort of sacrifice.
Here are examples of what people give: You can promise not to ever enter a church again in your life. (this may sound easy but know that even if your own family is getting married, you must never enter the church) You can promise to give a percentage of your income to some beggars every month. You must do this. You can promise to abstain from alcohol for 5 years. Easier said than done. Please whatever you promise, it must be a good sacrifice to make. Don't go promising nonsense like nollywood stuppid "I will kill my mama" nonsense.

After the promise, you must now dismiss the spirit. Say the following:

My request is finished, O spirit of vengeance. I do hereby order thee to depart, without injury to man or beast. Depart, I say, and be thou willing and ready to come, whensoever duly conjured. I conjure thee to withdraw peaceably and quietly, and may peace continue forever between me and thee.

Wait a few seconds, open your eyes. Gather everything except the burning candle and put into the box. Use the candle wax to seal all openings on the box. Throw away the candle. In the morning, gid a very deep ground and bury the box away from your home. If in the city, find somewhere safe to hide the box.

Tips. It is usually better to place a short term curse because if the seal on the box gets broken and the curse spills while still potent, it might affect someone else.

Ok people. Happy cursing.
Politics › Re: New Nigerian Flag by advocate666: 10:41pm On Feb 09, 2013
The flag of cowardice and oppression. Not my portion.

Alaigbo must actualise.
Politics › Re: Niger Bridge Is Falling! by advocate666: 10:39pm On Feb 09, 2013
Please Satan I implore you, let that accursed bridge fall. Please let it fall. Help it to fall. Send your angels to push it. Please! Please! Please!

Let the bridge fall so that we can rebuild the port in the east and abandon apapa. Let the economy come back to east. We can only get stronger with the fall of that bridge. Airport and seaport.

My Anioma borthers don't worry. We cannot 4get you. Igbos are igbos. After the disintegration we will reunite in the new Alaigbo. Fall, bridge fall.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Sex by advocate666: 6:34pm On Feb 09, 2013
lack of sex affects the brain.
Thr less sex you have in your youth, the more stupid you will get as you grow older.
You don't believe me? Look around you.
Romance › Re: Valentine Gifts For Guys by advocate666: 4:45pm On Feb 08, 2013
nothing beats anal sex surprise.
Romance › Re: a:) by advocate666: 4:44pm On Feb 08, 2013
this your tori get k leg.

anyway, if you no wor wor too much, you could get another man.

if he is the only one you want, talk to him and ask him what the prob is.

questioning yourself is an exercise in futility. If you cannot easily talk to the man and know his mind after many years relationship, then he's not for you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Satan Ministry: +Destruction & Disobedience Is The Way To Salvation+ by advocate666(op):
Laws are made by governments to subdue men and make us perpetual slaves. We have become weakened by the unnatural teachings of love one another propagated by the religious throughout the centuries. But to achieve wealth, joy and power, we must resist and get rid of this yoke.

A man is under no obligation to obey anything or anybody. It is only slaves that must obey, because they are weaklings by birth, breeding and condition. Strong men are not deterred from pursuing their aim by anything. They go straight to the goal, and that goal is Beauty, Wealth and Material Power. The mission of Power is to control and exploit the powerless, for to be powerless is to be criminal. The world would indeed be a house of horrors, if all men were “good” and all women padlocked.

Human rights and wrongs are not determined by Justice, but by Might. Disguise it as you may, the sword is still king-maker and king-breaker. All other theories are lies and lures. Therefore! If you are to conquer wealth, power and fame you must be practical, grim, cool and merciless. You must ride to success (by preference) over the necks of your enemies. Their defeat is your strength. Their downfall is your uplifting. Only the powerful can be free, and Power is non-moral.

Undoubtedly the Black Magic of the Christ Myth combined with the subterranean sorcery of medieval sacredotalism has partially succeeded, not only in sapping individual initiative, but, also, in suppressing in our Black Race many of its ancestral primitive traits and superb Africanan Virtues. But as yet, it has not wholly triumphed in its emasculating mumbo jumbo. No! It has not transfigured us all into teams of contented cows and bunches of earmarked goats, although that is its final hope. There are some of the grand old stock left alive. Few indeed are they amidst a world of slaves and swine. The lion is still the lion, although his teeth have been most foully filed down by abominable moral codes, his skin made scrofulous with the mange and leprosy of caged peacefulness, his paws fettered by links of slave-voted statutes and an iron collar of State Officialism and Religious Bondage wound around his regal neck.

Someday, sometime, he is destined to break through the vile bonds that have been cunningly laid on him, escape from the wasting decline that originates from unnatural confinement and regain once more his primitive freedom of destructive action. The treacherous legislators, illustrious statesmen and wicked clergy, who are now so eager to teach him the method of growing wool like sheep and how to fit his battle-scarred shoulders to a horse collar, may then be sorry and sad (if they have time) – for he will probably chew them up.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Problem With The Black Man by advocate666:
I just wish to add that teaching Judaism to jews is just like a history lesson to them. Just like telling a bunch of yoruba kids that oduduwa fell from heaven and here they are. It is their own history so should not adversely affect them as there is no disconnect.
The problem is when a black fellow starts believing that he is somehow also part of that history and forms his life accordingly. Only poverty and misery could result from such belief.
Christianity Etc › Re: 666 On Tax Form Makes Man Quit Job To Save Soul by advocate666: 10:45am On Feb 08, 2013
The man is a marked man. 666 is his number. He cannot run away from it. It will follow him around whatever he does, wherever he goes.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bible Facts About Hell by advocate666: 9:28am On Feb 08, 2013
We are waiting for all you lot fake christians and muslims. We will do roast barbecue with you. Our long forks are ready.
Romance › Re: What Are Your Plans This Valentines? by advocate666: 5:13pm On Feb 07, 2013
fuckin'
Christianity Etc › Re: The Problem With The Black Man by advocate666: 3:05pm On Feb 07, 2013
Italy and Spain are no more religious than UK and Germany.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You A Christian Or Christian Convert, Mulsim Or Muslim Convert? by advocate666: 1:58pm On Feb 07, 2013
Thank god for Satan. I am at last free from religious bondage.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are There Limits To Ones Quest For Knowledge? by advocate666: 10:49am On Feb 07, 2013
Yes. There are limits. Universal Ethical and Moral Limits. These limits may however need to be suspended for greater good.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are You Not An Atheist? What Makes You Better Than An Unbeliever? by advocate666: 10:35am On Feb 07, 2013
Logicboy03: What is now the difference between you and a christian threatening someone with Yhweh?
The difference is you. Your mental ability to distinguish madness from nonsense. I am disheartened by atheists like yourself and manmustwac who condemn Satanism from the stance of their previous religious indoctrination. What is Satanism but a general fvck-you in the direction of God. You don't get more atheistic than that.

You see Satanism as a religion based on the christian definition of the Devil but real Satanists are actually atheist calling the religious bluff and showing its ridiculousness.

I hope I have made myself clearer but you still have a lot to learn, boy.
Christianity Etc › Re: Super Eagles Christian Majority: Nigerian Muslims Want To Support Mali. by advocate666(op): 4:52pm On Feb 06, 2013
All your head knocking to the ground is failling. Allah has abandoned you lot. Nigeria is winning!
Christianity Etc › Re: The Problem With The Black Man by advocate666:
[quote author=Area_boy]I've studied this issue extensively and have come to a number of conclusions. we are physically as developed as any other race. However, the way you bring up a child makes all the difference. The way we bring up our children is the one plague for the black man.

Wish I could sit here long enough to explain my point but i have a bad cold sad. When i get better i'll be back to explain[/quote]You mean beating them like nama because the book said spare not the rod?

Or you mean forcing them to obey foolish parents and respect useless elders because the commandments of the book said so?

And don't get me started on the islamic side.

It all comes back to religion no matter how you look at it.

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