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Christianity Etc › Re: There Will Be A LOT Of SEX In HEAVEN???????? by advocate666: 3:19pm On Nov 26, 2012
obadiah777: TRUST YOUR WEEKEND WAS GREAT BROTHER IJAWKID. LISTEN BRAH, AFTER THE THIRD WORLD WAR, TWO THIRDS OF THE POPULATION WILL BE CLEANSED IN FIRE AND ELIMINATED. THE ELECT AND THOSE WHO ARE LEFT OF THE GENTILES WHO ARE TO START THEIR SECOND DEATH WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE LAND OF ISRAEL TO BUILD IT UP. THE REST WILL BE LEFT IN THEIR OWN LANDS WHICH WILL BE TURNED TO HELL. ISRAEL WILL BE THE NEW USA ( THE MOUNTAIN ABOVE ALL THE OTHER MOUNTAINS AND THIS IS WHERE OUR LORD WILL RESIDE WITH THE ELECT AND THE REMNANT OF THE HEATHENS WHO HEARKENED TO THE CALL OF THE LORD IN THEIR FIRST DEATH ). HOWEVER ALL ISRAEL WILL BE SAVED BECAUSE THEY HAVE GONE THROUGH THEIR SECOND DEATH AND ALL ISRAEL WILL LIVE IN THE LAND OF ISRAEL. SO THEREFORE THE ELECT WILL HAVE TO BRING THE REST OF ISRAEL BACK INTO THE KINGDOM THROUGH SE-X. THATS A LOT OF SE-X GOING TO BE HAPPENING TO BRING BACK THE REST OF ISRAEL THAT WAS DESTROYED IN ARMAGEDDON AND THE TRIBULATION. ALL ISRAEL WILL BE SAVED ( BECAUSE THEY WILL HAVE COMPLETED THEIR SECOND DEATH ) HOWEVER THE STIFF NECKED HAVE TO BE CLEANSED AND DESTROYED IN FIRE BEFORE THEY ARE ADMITTED INTO THE LAND OF ISRAEL. THATS A LOT OF SE-X TO BRING THEM BACK
Pass it on bros!

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Ten Commandments Of Human Relations by advocate666: 1:18pm On Nov 26, 2012
Peter pan: 1. Speak to people, 2. Smile at people. 3. Call people by name. 4. Be friendly and helpful. 5. Be cordial. 6. Have a genuine interest in people. 7. Be generous with praise. 8. Be considerate of the feelings of others. 9. Be toughtful of the opinion of others. 10. Be alert to give service. If you have any commandment in mind kindly comment, thanks
And get ready to bend over with a jar of vaseline at the ready.

Please people, the only commandment when dealing with others is: BE SELFISH! Please yourself and don't accept nonsense.
Christianity Etc › Re: There Will Be A LOT Of SEX In HEAVEN???????? by advocate666: 1:11pm On Nov 26, 2012
Sex to christians is only useful for conception. So, unless they have to keep making babies in their heaven, they will have no need for sex there.

However, for those of us who have chosen Satan, the sky is the limit.
Islam › Re: Bloody Ceremony: Muslims All Over The World Mourn The Slayin Of Mohammds Granson by advocate666: 11:07am On Nov 26, 2012
Where is a US drone when you need one?
Christianity Etc › Re: Churches, Mosques To Render Account From January by advocate666: 11:04am On Nov 26, 2012
It is an open secret that churches are the biggest money laundering organisations in the world.
Hidden accounts, no fiscal responsibility, "gifts" and "donations", unregulated auction sales, thanksgiving, etc. All well known dirty money laundering avenues.
Let's see if the mafia will let the govt. control this. Haha.
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Prevent Falling Asleep In Church by advocate666: 10:53am On Nov 26, 2012
Galaxydon1: anti- christ.
Thanks.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Christianity A Religion, Or A Tool Of Satan? by advocate666: 9:20am On Nov 26, 2012
[quote author=true?]I have been blocked from my own thread[/quote]You dey mind nl mods? I was banned in politics section for derailing my own thread. Go figure!
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Prevent Falling Asleep In Church by advocate666: 4:12pm On Nov 25, 2012
[quote author=do not ban me]The Bible says, ''Do not neglect the gathering together of the saints'', meaning, you must go to church.

Sleeping in Church is a tool employed by the devil to make worshippers lose their blessings. When this happens, the sleeper feels like he is high on drugs.

I felt exactly that way, but God knows every heart, I didnt get up. The sleep vanished in a split second.

Advocate, am inviting you to church next sunday.[/quote]There is no biblical requirement to go to church on Sundays. The requirement is to not work or exert yourself in any way.

Exodus 31:15

15 For six days work is to be done, but the seventh day is a day of sabbath rest, holy to the Lord. Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day is to be put to death.

In case you didn't understand him the first time,

Exodus 35:2

2 Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the Lord: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Prevent Falling Asleep In Church by advocate666: 4:00pm On Nov 25, 2012
Mod, I don't know why you hid my previous post. It wasn't meant to offend but to show him the light about what the bible said about working on a sabath day. It was meant as a sarcasm but I know some biblical nutjobs like Obadia777 take it literally.
Here:

Numbers 15:32-36

32 And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day.

33 And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation.

34 And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him.

35 And the Lord said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp.

36 And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Holy Bible A Fiction? by advocate666: 3:54pm On Nov 25, 2012
Op, why do you think you must worship a god?
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Prevent Falling Asleep In Church by advocate666: 2:20pm On Nov 25, 2012
If you don't go to church, you wont fall asleep in church.
Christianity Etc › Re: Explosions At St. Andrew's Military Church, Jaji by advocate666: 1:42pm On Nov 25, 2012
these army people sef.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Holy Bible A Fiction? by advocate666: 1:22pm On Nov 25, 2012
If you see a religion that explains dinosaurs and fossils to you, please follow that religion.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Religious People Fight Science? by advocate666: 10:16am On Nov 25, 2012
Uyi Iredia: Okay. Just note that science was birthed in a most religious era. The Middle Ages.
The number of misstatements flying around in nairaland is amazing.

Even according to your religion, science started in the garden of eden.

But the reality is that science precedes religion. Mankind has been practicing science since its beginning.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Religious People Fight Science? by advocate666: 10:09am On Nov 25, 2012
tpia1: you can insert "Islamic" in place of "Arab" in my post, if it makes you feel better.

however, context of usage of one word is more sensitive than the other.
That's what I thought. You are one of those.

Islamic and Arabic are not interchangeable. Not the same thing. One is a race, the other is a religion.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Religious People Fight Science? by advocate666: 1:44am On Nov 25, 2012
tpia1: such a child would be lebanese, or simply white.

ditto for western arab inventions.

steve jobs was half arab, his inventions arent called arab.


as per the rest of your post, that's a "what if".
You must be another one who confuses islam with arab.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Religious People Fight Science? by advocate666: 1:42am On Nov 25, 2012
Agiliti: Let me ask you. The alternating current that we use everyday was designed by a serbian who moved to america, but would you call it a serbian invention or an american invention?
If America was ruled by a pope who created an environment for engineers to flourish, would you call electricity a christian invention?
do you even know the religion of the inventor?
I can see that you are good at dodging simple questions.

Let me answer yours.
1- I will certainly call it an American invention. (note that your question is like comparing apples to oranges because neither America nor Serbia were a religion, but I indulge you)
2- No, it will not be a christian invention but american invention. (Or else it would be like calling ipad a republican invention as it was conceived when GW Bush was in power.)
3- Religion of inventors is irrelevant. That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Religious People Fight Science? by advocate666: 7:25pm On Nov 24, 2012
Agiliti: all of the 22 members of the arab league (except for lebanon) have islam as either official, sole, or predominant religion and about 90% of all arabs are muslim so you saying arab is not islam is like saying jewish is not judaism.


next time you want to say something, come with facts and not just emotional rants
How ignorant people are in this world.
Before islam, there were arabs. For centuries. Mohamed imposed islam on arabs through jihad.
If mo didn't bring islam, they'll still be arabs. if they all converted today, they'll still be arabs.

Let me ask you. An arab child born in USA into a christian family, practising christianity all her life invents something. Will you call that invention an islamic invention ?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Religious People Fight Science? by advocate666: 7:17pm On Nov 24, 2012
musKeeto: these igbo ppl, una don crase finish.. lmao... makrle mods no ban una o.. lol..
mod suppose understand first. hehe.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Religious People Fight Science? by advocate666: 2:38pm On Nov 24, 2012
Agiliti: now who sounds more ignorant? me interchanging arab with muslim , or you equating arabs to hatred. You are reducing 20% of the human population by saying they believe in only hate and intolerance

and yes, you can perfectly say christianity created "Nigeria" because if not for lord luggard and his missionaries who used religion to penetrate the land, the people might have not been that easily susceptible to colonialism...being a 666 advocate, you should already know that
WTF is wrong with you?
When did I equate arab to hatred?
Get this inside your skull: arab is NOT islam.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Religious People Fight Science? by advocate666: 12:46pm On Nov 24, 2012
Agiliti: alchemy, alkali, algebra, alogrithm, and pretty much anything with "al" as it's prefix is arabic by origin. they might not have been the first to practice it, but they perfected it and spread it out, and that directly evolved into what we have here today. even the stars in the sky were catalogued by the arabs, and they still bear the names today
i'm not muslim so i have nothing to gain by this, but it's a known fact baghdad was a centre of learning and inventions for centuries.

next time you want to say im talking nonsense, come with facts
And how does arab = muslim?
You are reducing a people to a religion practiced in their group. It's like saying Christianity created Nigeria because lord Luggard and his masters were christians.
Like I said, Islam gave us only hatred and intolerance.
Christianity Etc › Re: Satan Works Together With The Lord. They Complement Each Others Work by advocate666: 11:57am On Nov 24, 2012
Keep deluding yourselves.
Christianity Etc › Re: . by advocate666: 11:33am On Nov 24, 2012
pastormustwacc: ^^^Get thee behind me advo! you wan turn to angel in shinning white abi?
Lord forbid! Turning to angel in shinning white might be a good thing for you but it is abhorent to us.
We fight evil and ignorance while you people fight principalities and powers.
There is time and place for everything. If you want we can take it elsewhere.
This is a help broda Joe thread.
Christianity Etc › Re: . by advocate666: 11:30am On Nov 24, 2012
Ah! Joe, are you saying all these boasting christians haven't given anything? lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › The Major Beauty Of Satanism by advocate666(op):
is that if in the end there is god, then you have absolutely nothing to lose.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Religious People Fight Science? by advocate666: 11:19am On Nov 24, 2012
Agiliti: I'm pretty sure most of those pastors enjoying private jets would have called it evil back in the days.
but the biggest irony is that Islam gave us alchemy, algebra, geometry, makeup, toothpaste, even the number zero that everyone takes for granted, yet you have people like boko haram who claim "western" education (most of which came from the golden age of islam) is a sin
ignorance is not bliss
Stop this nonsense. Islam didn't give us shyte except more hatred and intolerance. Many nations and tribes practiced their own method of all the examples you mentionned, long before mohamed and his 6 year old bride were born.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Religious People Fight Science? by advocate666: 7:04am On Nov 24, 2012
k2039: For thesame reason science fight religion
only in your head does science fight religion.

Science doesn't care about religion.

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