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Ha!!! Nkan be!!

What are the chances though?

This will be the fate of any unfortunate robber that finds his way to my door.

You can own a firearm but it is restricted to shotguns only; single, double barrelled or pump action.
Enforcement is weak so people own semi-automatic shot guns.

Arm yourself oooo, we do not have a police force

Impatient motorists: just be patient and allow the cows get to the other side of the road but no! You'll see them forcing their way through the cows thereby spooking them and worsening the situation. The cows then have to start navigating as well to the other side

While I am not in support of herding on major roads, we have to live with this sad reality BUT it seems the cows are actually smarter than humans! They'll cross in a straight line but the supposedly smart humans would not just wait patiently!

In the end...we are all cows

16 duvets in two travel bags?

26kg of cocaine on one person?

I think that the new NDLEA chairman is adopting the formula of his boss. Sensational news in the first few days of appointment.

showafrica:
How much do you pay for ipnx unlimited monthly?

23,116

UncleKoboko:
Compare how much you're paying monthly to DStv package rates.

I have compared it and I get better VALUE! The keyword is VALUE

Previous expense:
dstv premium + pvr access- 20,900 naira
Spectranet unlimited - 18,545 ..later changed this to MTN hynetflex unlimited- 20,000
Frustration with shitty internet- 10000000000

Total- 39, 445 - 40,900 monthly including frustration with shitty internet speed

New expense- dstv compact- 10,500
Ipnx fiber to home with 30Mbps speed unlimited- 23,116
Frustration- 0
Limitless options for using streaming services- 10000000000000000000

Total- 33,616 including peace of mind with super fast internet

You tell me which is cheaper

boogietrends:
If you subscribe because of Formula 1, think of installing NIGCOMSAT it's FTA, there's a channel MBC Action that shows all Formula 1 races free. Although commentary is in Arabic.

On quali and race days, I watch the pre-race shows and all. It is pointless watching F1 without the English commentary. Tried it one year in Dubai on Bein; horrible experience. I had to switch on my vpn, change location to South Africa so I could use DStv now app to watch it in English.

Baldwretch:
Why are you on the unlimited plan? You are probably making money?

Netflix, Youtube, apple music. The Mrs needs a lot of data for instagram and all. It is better to have an unlimited plan than a capped plan.

Henrymorre:
when you calculate how much it takes to stream 720p on your smart tv, then check the price, you will come back to dstv

I've calculated it. I normally do the premium plus extra view which costs 20,900.

I do not watch it, I only subscribe cos of Formula 1 else the only other channel I watch is ID

My plan is to downgrade to compact coupled with my unlimited internet service which costs 23,000 monthly. Works out more cost effective for me.

The slash before the raise

Next thing in June they'll raise the subscription thankfully I'm ready for them.

I upgraded my home internet to IPNX which gives me guaranteed speed of 30Mbps unlimited. Secondly, bought a tv running android OS and plan to install live TV app on it or get any IPTV subscription. With this combo, I dont need DSTV since I will get premium channels streamed.

Dstv is scrapped

of course ....

Who remembers pre- 2015, you couldn't travel on the Abuja - Kaduna expressway; there was a case of kidnapping every second

We had bandits even in the FCT terrorizing neighborhoods

Fulani herdsmen were killing and pillaging

Today, Nigeria is 100 times better; you can ply the expressway at night. Nothing will happen to you

No banditry and no Fulani herdsmen just ipod miscreants disguising and speaking fulfude

A wise man once said, " where there is a will...my name must dey inside am"

You see people named Adamu and Garba... then no dey get sense.

That’s why that Adamu Garba ( founder of crowwe and slowpoke who took Twitter to court) is devoid of any sense

edoairways:
This is happening now

Couldn’t even remember I wrote this but it isn’t very accurate! At least the mobile networks made it easy for us to link the NIN, the problem is NIMC making it extremely difficult to get a useless NIN!

Many many years ago, I received my NHS number, National Insurance Number and passport via post; these are identity documents that confer at least some sort of benefit to the holder. Please of what benefit to us is the NIN other than for the FG to use it to block/harass critics?

This happens for many reasons

1. Everyone now sells gas by the roadside; and some are dangerously situated in residential areas. I do not think most have DPR licenses

2. Everyone is a movie maker; when you see the video, you will see there was a fire flare but what most didn’t know was that was just the beginning. What comes next is a BLEVE. Boiling Liquid Expanding Vapor Explosion... that is what kills most people

See a gas rupture... get as far away as possible

Osinbajo said that the RRR was designed to focus mainly on the urban poor wards selected using scientifically validated methods of satellite remote sensing technology, machine learning algorithm and big data analysis.

The PYB fan boys will come out swooning now from the beautiful nonsense but won’t ask themselves why the FG didn’t use all this technology for NIN registration.

When they want to scam you; first they confuse you!

Na wa

LOL!

See story!!!

Super story!

Don't be silly, you iPob man claiming to be from Sokoto

How can you say the Northerners are not happy over insecurity

The North is safe! There are only pockets of bandits, who are actually Nnamdi Kanu and his ipob members. There is no Boko Haram as well

Stop saying such to our competent Rtd general who has led from the front since 2015!!!

Real man wey wan jump from bridge that year

LOL!

The next place this guy will see himself is Murtala Mohammed Airport

Seven years, gone!

Guy,

Just conform. We know we are a bunch of hypocrites!!

You see those women in Abaya and Hijabs and all that...no be them holy pass but na them cover pass

You see those men in agbada and dashikis...no be them holy pass

I have seen people turned back from the passport office for wearing shorts/t-shirts but in saner climes you do not even have to go to a passport office to get a passport 10 times more powerful than our piece of shit document. I walked into a roadside photo booth, took pictures, walked to a post office, picked up a form, filled it in and sent. In less than 2 weeks, i had my passport at my doorstep.

Nigeria is designed to dehumanize you and make you feel you must suffer to get anything done

Have you forgiven yourself for supporting a nepotistic, incompetent president?

We are better off without a Police Force.

The Nigeria Police are Armed Robbers given uniforms and guns and unleashed on the citizens

Unfortunately, nothing will happen to the killers

LOL!!!

The Nigerian Military is a joke

Nothing will happen!

Change Borno to Port Harcourt, next thing they'll sack the entire community!!

You won't see Father Mbaka getting this

Clown!

Liberate and save our country from who?

This is what happens when you employ illiterates as police officers

kingimmade:
are you for real abt all these $$ u quoted?

Just attached a screenshot of the spec of one of the PCs...it is pretty powerful

Also a picture of what it looks like...its a beauty

This NIN is a joke thing!