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It was tiresome to me the way Christians would lie over and over again on testimonies, science and many other things. lie in the name of Einstein, Darwin and so on and any Christian that heard such lie would not even bother to verify before happily spreading the foolish ignorance. But then again Christianity is a trillion dollar industry in itself so its understandable

I don't need to be a prophet to know that the way those Lions are being treated, an episode of untamed and uncut would soon be made out of this Lion situation. Its like these people don't realize Lions are wild animals and are now taking them for granted. What would a stick do if those Lions decide to attack? And to make matters worse the Lions were now being teased with food. The lions in the second video were already considering attacking the Hyena.

The smartest animal the earth is currently producing is humans but there are plenty of humans that are just f*cking stupld

Movingcoil bump...

If at any point in your life you remember the name Affiliated [And if you are not completely s.tupid, you will] Then you can put your limited brain resources to work on what exactly I'm affiliated with.

All I have left to say to you is you can thank or blame me later. Enjoy your life.

Lol. OK. I wasn't going to but you asked begged for it. I'll let you know when I'm done. Might take a while though because I really don't have time for you and what I'll do to you is a long term thing.

My final post to you till then is that I have no ideologies concerning the anti-gay bill. All I'm concerned about is the government doing what they are supposed to do rather than focusing on matters of little importance.

As regarding the pictures, I doubt that even people that are genuinely gay would be interested in you. You see? You actually look like a monkey. and just one picture would have been enough for what I want to do but however thanks for the rest.

I'm sure with the level of your stupidity you would have made a lot of enemies who would appreciate them

Movingcoil: ar u planning to come and 4k me... i'l shoot ur ARS5E out b4 U even imagine it... i can't snoop on U cos u ar so irrelevant. Am so important 2 u and keep making me feel important... Fool

I always knew he had gay tendencies. Now that he just finished school, He think all those school child play he was doing makes him special? Because you have a yellow baret and a gun, you think you are something else? all you have is a stupid yellow hat and a gun. As it stands now I already know all there is to know about you and i can really make your future difficult. I'm able but not willing. Keep talking and that might just change. I doubt Cynthia would be proud of how s.tupid you are. Enough said

Movingcoil... Real name Dikachi Nnadi. based in Enugu. A member of the bucaneer confraternity who bites his nails and is extremely s.tupid. Here's the face behind the stupidity

Further implications of that bill... The police would be given the right to [secretly] install cameras in any individual in Nigeria's bedroom and monitor and record such individual's sexual activities.

And the government drunk in their new found power to monitor people like animals would just start enacting new laws to finally control everyone like animals.

OILOFGLADNESS: we are all asking for Gods mercy upon our darling country nigeria, yet we are debating on wether to act against HIM who we are depending on for mercy or not. nigerians should be wise and stop debating on this bill

What is God? What is God's mercy? What does God and God's mercy [Whatever that is] have to do with laws of the land? Please properly define these terms and how they apply

On the subject at hand, These are excerpts from the law


Section 214.

Any person who -

(a) has carnal knowledge of any person against the order of nature ; or

* * *

(c) permits a male person to have carnal knowledge of him or her against the order of nature ;

is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for fourteen years.

Section 215.

Any person who attempts to commit any of the offences defined in the last preceding section is guilty of a felony and is liable to imprisonment for seven years. The offender cannot be arrested without a warrant.

Section 217.

Any male person who, whether in public or private, commits any act of gross indecency with another male person, or procures another male person to commit any act of gross indecency with him, or attempts to procure the commission of any such act by any male person with himself or with another male person, whether in public or private, is guilty of a felony and is liable to imprisonment for three years. The offender cannot be arrested without a warrant.

If you have anal sex with your wife, 14 years.
If you have MouthAction with your wife, 14 years.
Attempt to make your wife to give you MouthAction 7 years.

Women who give the above to men apply accordingly.

The third section of the law applies to only males. So lesbians can be indecent accordingly

I put all these because I was sure many people don't know the exact law, so here it is and its implications.

[quote author=0'Cisa]Get Utorrent first and every other thing shall be added.[/quote]True that

In the following order

1. uTorrent

2. Norton Antivirus

3. Adobe Reader

4. Microsoft Office

5. iTunes

6. Internet Download Manager

Movingcoil: shey now d english no proper cos u no fit read'am? Try and ask ur mum ie if she is not a fellow man like U if u ar actually normal, think over her reply 2 u and make ur conclusion about wer d fault of u not understanding a simple english combined wid yabs... Still an imbechiile, always an imbechiile...fool

I can read it, I just can't speak elephant shit and I choose not to understand it.

Now let me methodically break down the stupidity in all your sentences and you just might learn something [I sincerely doubt it]

1. Your lack of education and consequent inability to construct proper sentences is not affected by my ability or inability to read it

2. You don't know what "i.e" means and when it should be used in a sentence so refrain from alerting everyone in the forum to the alarming level of your idiocy

3. I know you are an ldiot but men don't give birth and even idiots know that....

Finally, I'm trying to keep everything simple because I know I'm talking to someone who is mentally deficient but please take a few moments to really think about your life.

I have no pleasure in talking to fools so this would be my last post to you. If you have a valid point which you can properly present then I would make an exception but I advise that you never hold strong opinions about things you don't understand... Or in your case, don't just hold strong opinions about anything

Movingcoil: itz an abomination where am from for such incest unlike ur side wer itz done in the market places and the elders applaud d person and even gives d person more marks how deeper he chooks d mum and how she shouts ewoooo!!!! Yello! Yellowuuu eee!!! i'l burn myself 2 ashes if I find myself do dat, I know U see dat as an endeavour one has to accomplish to stay healthy...i 4got u guys also 4k wall geckos and finger lizards...heediot

I really tried to read your post and understand the point you were trying to pass across but after a while, i gave up. why bother myself with the opinion of one so uneducated as to be unable to write proper English?

The car is a wild animal and humans need protection from it. OK Bye

[quote author=nl.official]Sharia law is inhuman. Besides it was never practiced by Africans.[/quote]Why is sharia law inhumane? subjecting people to torture for going against the morals of the land? Isn't that the purpose of the gay bill? You claim sharia law was never practiced by Africans, however it is still currently practiced in Africa.
The purpose of a law should be to regulate the conduct between people so as to avoid conflict. Not so as to subject others to a group of people or the majority's morals. The weed smoking you were talking about was made illegal due to western influence in the first place.

Whats next? m.asturbation would be made a crime in law? Soon women who don't wear bras would be sentenced to jail, where would it end? Throughout history, it has never ended well when a government starts to seek to control certain aspect of people's lives.
I'm sure if a bill is raised to reduce government official's salary and allowances for the benefit of everyone in the nation, you wouldn't support that as much as you support this.

[quote author=nl.official]No, you're the one who doesn't understand yourself. First it was about how some animals practice same sex. Now you're talking about morals and laws.
Perhaps, when these Gays get married, what will be the outcome? What will be the fruitfulness? Insanity!
If we are to go the way you're putting it, we should also legalise weed smoking, etc since it's a choice and no one should look into anyone's private life.
The western countries are really upon us. Whatever is bad for them is bad for us. Whatever is good for them will be imposed on us to be good for us too.
This is Africa, any sane human being knows that Gay is mental disorder and a taboo in Africa.


Africa is finished![/quote]I brought up the animal same sex because the person i was replying to was inferring that animals don't practice it which is a blatant lie. If you're so morally inclined, why not advocate for sharia law? Then Africa would be saved

Movingcoil: may God bless you 4 ur comment and may d devil devour this afflicted animal

Please go and have sex with your mother

[quote author=nl.official]You're not advocating for same sex marriage but you're an affiliate for same sex marriage. One thing you people fail to understand is that, human being cannot be compared with animals in every way. Can you have sexxx with your mother? I guess the answer is NO. But of course, this act is being carried out by animals and it is seen as indecency to humans. Please let's always be humane when we comment. Sorry to say, your comment is asinine.[/quote]Its like you don't understand what you are saying yourself. Same sex marriage is an indecency to me. That doesn't mean I have to impose my own morals on other people. There's a place for morals and a place for laws. If a muslim government were to take over and were to make a law that all female dresses must be 8 inches below the knee, would that make sense to you? If you don't understand the implication of that law, you could be sentenced to 7 years imprisonment for hugging the same sex for too long. Mixing your own private morals and laws of the land is more asinine

I can bet that all the guys here opening their mouth to spew stupidity all m.asturbate to lesbian p.orn.
And women should shut up about this issue. When women talk, God said its a disgrace to him.

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 [NIV]

34women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. 35If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church.

ewosk: This is so incredible that men with functioning faculty will be advocating for same sex marriage...an act that cnt be exhibited by Fowls...mad men nd women ar on the loose....beware pple...dnt let insanity overcum..

I know stupidity is prevalent in Nigeria but yours is just legendary. Many animals practice same sex in fact 90 something percent of all giraffe sex is same sex.
Nobody is advocating for same sex marriage people are advocating for equal rights. I'm sure you would be among the hypocrites that would just love to stone people to death in the name of Christianity. If you don't have anything to say, don't let people know

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Don't have that. Sorry

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Drop your mail and I'll send it to you. I don't know how to resize the photos to fit in here

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OK. No alternative definition and description of the location and properties of the ultimate being forthcoming. That's what I expected

OK. I don't know how to resize photos to the 200kb limit on nairaland . If you want a picture mail me please

Do you care to swap with my blackberry torch 3? I bekieve you've seen my post about it

inurmind: Thats a question you should be asking christians and muslims. Its their blind obsession with this god that makes me so interested, although I am also interested in our traditional deities.
Frankly I am intersted in all religions and cultures, their origins and evolution. One day I might even be a sort of antropologist.

Lol. They have been trained up in the way they should grow and now that they are old, their mental strength isn't enough to break free. All the best with the anthropology idea.

davades: @OP where did u stay and can post the pix of d phone ?

I added you on BBM. I'll see about posting pics of the phone later when I have a camera with me

Reyginus: I really want to understand. how anybody can reason like he does. I'm too surprised and shocked by how he can hold these things to be true.

Well let's all accept that I'm hilariously wrong and my thinking is faulty. At least I'm not afraid to think outside the confines of norm. I'm still waiting for Anony to come and correct and educate me on who or what God is and where such God can be found? And where everything that isn't God or from God came from and what exactly is God.

inurmind: I believe in the beginning there were many gods, not just god's wife. But something happened to the isrealites that made them cast away all the others, something catastrophic.

Quite possibly. But why must you concern yourself with the views of the Israelites about God? How about Ogun and Sango and the rest?

Reyginus: Your(his) point?

Nothing is actually real. There is really no God or Satan and yet there is God and Satan because its been implied just like everything else. The only reality is nothing and right now everything is an implied illusion

I came across a book by Kurt Vonnegut called Timequake and it has this passage. I think this is a very good summary of all that has ever happened even though He used a fictional tale in some parts to represent the actual thing. please read slowly if possible and use your dictionaries if necessary. Its a very fascinating read. Without further ado


1. “In the beginning, there was absolutely nothing, and I mean nothing. But with nothing implies something, just as up implies down and sweet implies sour, as man implies woman and drunk implies sober and happy implies sad. I hate to tell you this, friends and neighbors, but we are teensy-weensy implications in an enormous implication. If you don’t like it here, why don’t you go back to where you came from?

The first something to be implied by all the nothing, was in fact two somethings, who were God and Satan. God was male. Satan was female. They implied each other, and hence were peers in the emerging power structure, which was itself nothing but an implication. Power was implied by weakness.

God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was with out form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. Satan could have done this herself, but she thought it was stupid, action for the sake of action. What was the point? She didn’t say anything at first.

But Satan began to worry about God when He said, ‘Let there be light’, and there was light. She had to wonder, ‘What in the heck does He think He’s doing? How far does He intend to go, and does He expect me to help Him take care of all this crazy stuff?’

And then the shit really hit the fan. God made man and woman, beautiful little miniatures of Him and her, and turned them loose to see what might become of them. The Garden of Eden, might be considered the prototype for the Colosseum and the Roman Games.

Satan couldn’t undo anything God had done. She could at least try to make existence for His little toys less painful. She could see what He couldn’t: To be alive was to be either bored or scared stiff. So she filled an apple with all sorts of ideas that might at least relieve the boredom, such as rule for games with cards and dice, and how to Bleep, and recipes for beer and wine and whiskey, and pictures of different plants that were smokable, and so on. And instructions on how to make music and sing and dance real crazy, real sexy. And how to spout blasphemey when they stubbed their toes.

Satan had a serpent give Eve the apple. Eve took a bite and handed it to Adam. He took a bite, and then they bleeped.

I grant you, that some of the ideas in the apple had catastrophic side effects for a minority of those who tried them.

All Satan wanted to do was help, and she did in many cases. And her record for promoting nostrums with occasionally dreadful side effects is no worse than that of the most reputable pharmaceutical houses of the present day.”



Kurt Vonnegut also had this to say about God and Humans

2. "In the beginning, God created the earth, and he looked upon it in His cosmic loneliness.

And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what We have done." And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God leaned close as mud as man sat up, looked around, and spoke. Man blinked. "What is the purpose of all this?" he asked politely.

"Everything must have a purpose?" asked God.

"Certainly," said man.

"Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this," said God.

And He went away." - Kurt Vonnegut.