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RedpillAnalyst:
And google doesn't make autosuggests?

Google understands there are stupid people like you and folks like you have been factored in Google's codebase.


There's never anything like third law of physics.

Lmao... that woman/man exemplifies the message of this thread.

"Third law of physics"

My god what an idiot

As E dey pain dem, e go dey sweet us.


As E dey sweet us, E dey pain dem.


Up Gunners!!!

MuMuOnBail:
The OP is a House Nigga.

I feel sad when black folks make such absurd statements because of emotion.

I have lived and worked in 2 countries and Continents oversea and travelled to 6 different countries, within 15 years, I have dual citizenship with one of the countries. I can say this with a gun held to my head that a whiteman is no where better than a Blackman.

I relocated back to my Beloved Africa and that was the best decision in my life, because I find peace here.

Apart from infrastructures, Nigeria is far better to live than so many European countries. And Nigerians will never want to pay for those infrastructures through taxes like them.

Common prepaid meter Naija the by-pass. Try that in those country, they go treat you like say you won kill their president.

The stage we are in, in just 60+ of our existence, America & EU were the full definition of a Shithole and wild west when they were our age.

We just need patriots and good leaders then we will grow faster.

I would like to share my experiences one day, but that will be next time.
The first time a gun was ever pointed at me, by Cops and rubbers, were in oversea in two different cases, I have been in Naija for years now but never experienced such. Not to talk about the rate of homeless people, rise in unemployments. etc.

Their media are doing a great job selling their country to attract tourists and investors, which end up creating jobs and incomes for their country. But here, we insult and curse our country, chasing investors away.

My Guy, don't be deceived they is no paradise any were, we are only surviving here on earth.

GOD BLESS MAMA AFRICA
WE PRAY FOR WORLD PEACE & UNITY


Let me also add this; We miraculously survived before the coming of the white folks, we drank locals herbs, we even created bronze arts, beads and even performed C-C operation saving mother and child when it was only done to save either the mother or child in France.

Read about Mansa Musa, Timbuktu, Ethiopia, Sudan, or at least read things fall apart etc. The whites were so socked when they saw our advance technology, Astronomy, Medicine, craft etc. Loved it so much that they stole some and advance it.

If the white shouldn't have arrived we should have still progress ever far better.

Let me shock you, I can't explain this. I once saw a Corpse walking in Benue in Gboko precisely to the grave they dug for it. We the visitors were not allowed to film, if not I should have posted the video. I couldn't sleep for months seeing such. A WHITEMAN CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT EITHER. So what do we call that. BLACK MAN TECHNOLOGY.

Shalom.

What kind of stupidity is this

Indeed you are a mumu on bail.

Mumu Greenwood

Nettybrown:
Marry now and end your career bro!

I swear, this would be Davido's greatest mistake.

All them garden tools are mad at you

Fiancee or babymama?

Tenrack:
Chuckles. How many of you guys are body shaming just one woman? Re-read her statements too, she wasn't insulting anybody

Why are you guys attacking her like she did something terrible. Make Una try dey consider.

Women like her waste their early years rejecting good men from left to right, only to fall for bad/big boys who would useless them and wouldn't commit.

Now, she dey find sympathy.

The wall is no joke!

Jijuo:
I could recall this pretty, young lady I met during my NYSC and I was living in a self-contain apartment, this young girl insulted me, saying that i must live in a flat first before talking about serious relationship.

A year later, I rented a new and a very nice 3-bedroom flat with a fine kitchen. When she came to my house, she was very astonished and began to profess love to me and slept over. I later dumped her after banging her.

Correct guy.

Tenrack:
I'm male but I think it's distasteful what my fellow genders are doing on this thread. You guys act like you ain't got sisters or mother's or aunties.. make Una try dey reason Una actions o.


What goes around, comes around.

Shut up there. Captain save a ho

This thread sweet me die


Evening newspaper don vex

Leave women alone. They can't help you in life.

Focus of yourself instead and stop caring if they're friendly or not

Berrityga:
If I was u.. I will use her desperate ass to fry beans.

Na correct guy man you be

So, you almost finished your life, because of a liability that cannot even repair her own phone

When they say, stop spending on these hos, people like you would say "love"

When they say, take the redpill and understand female nature, people like you would refuse vehemently.

When they say, "Nigerian women are useless, all of them", people like you would be liking posts defending them.


Now, you are here telling stories that no one gives a hoot about.


You for kill am na, so you spend the rest of your finished life rotting in kirikiri. Would have made it one less simp to worry about.

MightyHand:
Please In Nollywood or Bollywood ?

Because that can only happen in script or for Ritual purposes.
No man in his right sense and normal level of Blood circulation would take that..

Well, the simp that married that Instagram dancer Janemena, obviously doesn't care.

blahc007:
I believe you know that she was a vital part of Amazon's success story....

Dem no de give award for comments on NL, try de do small research mek ur comment carry small sense....since u must comment

You people should stop repeating this bs lie.

She was not! She played a very little role in the beginning and that's it.

baralatie:
Well I am not surprised !
It would a risk trying to see how a power woman will stick with a school teacher.

That person will lead to raise his usefulness to the point where it could be recognized!
I don't think he could match the demand
So she bailed out


This s completely different from bill and melinda.bill was smart and rich.
Melinda was also smart and could manage welth growth and welth creation.
To the point bill knew Melinda was someone he could trust and respect just that they have different lines of interest

You asked the right questions but came to the wrong conclusions.

One word: Hypergamy.

The redpill teaches this.

laluski:
If I tell you this is a spiritual problem you'll and other here will laugh but if you venture treat this with kids gloves, you might end of even wanting to commit suicide.. seek spiritual help and herbs and save yourself agony in your life..an alphabet is enough for the wise

Pierocash:
Go for deliverance. You have a spirit wife.

Watch as some ignorant kids will jump at me and start spewing balderdash of something bigger than them.

If they think I am not talking sense,tell them to proffer you their own advice,apply all and come back to tell us how far.


Go to MFM for deliverance from spirit wife,if you refuse to adhere to this advise,quote me,you will grow old with this frustration

All these mumu religious zombies sef!

@op, ED is a common problem, you'd be surprised how common it is sef.

More info: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/erection-problems-erectile-dysfunction/


Edit:
I had a re-read and from what you have described, I don't think this can be classified as ED.... your issue has more to do with 21st century living. Your flesh desires new pum-pum as it has gotten tired of the current one.

You've got no problem at all, just live!

Excellent contribution.

We must keep hammering this into the heads of these simps!

I have a similar topic on the matter:
https://www.nairaland.com/6942975/alpha-phucks-beta-bucks


TRP is golden!

Is that not Vic O

Biscuit804:
The reality is that we are in the age of englightenment and freedom-Aquarian Age (from year 2000 ) for the next 2000 years , usually each age has a 100 years cusp. that means from the year 1950 to 2050 are the cusp of Pisces and Aquarius. we are still being introduced to the new age until 2050 when we get in full effect . There will be technological advancements and freedom like we can't even image right now . There will be nothing like first world or third world country . There will be little or no racism because humans will be able to change their skin from black to white or white to dark or do surgery to shape their nose according to their desire, or do hair transplant to cure baldness.
Solar energy will be the main source of power because Solar panels will be able to store more electricity in them by 2040 and all homes will have Solar roofs on them.
You think your iphone 14 is the best thing since slice bread? Just wait until 2050 . The phones will be unnoticable, flat,light and flexible, you'll only see people wearing what looks like a wrist band which is the same color as their skin, an unnoticable earphone which is the same color as their skin, talking to themelves but you cant see any device on the person.
There will be global wifi by 2050
There will be only 89 countries in the world by 2050, most made of conderations .
From 2080 there will be massive efforts worldwide to demolish skycrapers higher than 30 stories. That means that the tallest buildings we celebrate today will be greatly frowned upoun
This new age from aerial view would look simple and green like a peasant settlement, but on ground will be sophisticated technoogy which is hidden from plain sight.

Although remnants from the past Pisces age still lingers but it will die out slowly cos we just entered the age of englightenment. Queen Elizabeth's death was a huge milestone as one of the last signs marking the end of the old Era.

My point is that all dictators around the world are living on borrowed time. humans are not as docile as before and more englihtened. it's only a matter of time before Putin is assasinated , it's only a matter of time before Xi Jinping is overthrown if he seeks third term just like Obasanjo. Countries like Saudi Arabia are also living on borrowed time. They are like a Museum representing relics from the past .

Shut up mahn.

Another mumu man.


Later he would come disturb us with the sorry tale of his wife kicking him out of his house.

Still relevant !!!

Timoleon:
Propagandist images. As long as USA don’t control your resources, mainstream media reports about your country will always be negative. Every country that ever stood against USA faces the same treatment.

Iranians have freedom to go without hijabs indoors so why will police be scaling buildings to execute arrests? Why will police be armed with bayonets against unarmed(female) protesters? But in other to skew opinions of unsuspecting minds these kind of reports will always fill the media. Unfortunately, the west controls mainstream media.

Finally, some one with sense!

It irks me so much the way these brainwashed lot support the West without question. Smh.

Tonynelson:
U have herpes … search for it. Tnk u

That is not how herpes looks like.


Herpes is more like chicken pox sores on the genitals. This is something else.

Nigerian girl and infection.

Lmao

Sorry bro, next time (if you survive) strap up

czarr:
No olosho truly fears God.
They just dey pretend.

Probably looking for a simple man to save her and marry her, she is waiting for a mumu to ask her, why is a good God fearing girl like you doing olosho? and she would proceed to give a well rehearsed sob story of how everywhere she went to work every body wanted to sleep with her or something.

....and how she is just trying to raise money to start a business, a mumu man may offer to give her the sum, she'll cry and thank him, collect the money and go to another state and continue the olosho business.

Deep succint red-pilled knowledge you dropped here.

I throway Salute Sir.

Women don't like to work.

Na to dey claim victim up and down dem sabi.

BadRadio:


In my next life, I will also like to be a proffessional photographer... chai !!!


Nairaland photographers abeg share some of your experience with us naaah... una dey enjoy oooo !!!


Una dey see a lot of good things !!!

So, you're telling us that if you're granted one wish, you'll pick coming as a broke ass photographer ? Just cause of those walking liabilities with smelly genitals

Some of you simps are so foolish. It is sad, you've got no one around you to tell you.

ChizzyBuna:
I've been hearing that for 9 solid years
My grace is different bro, even me cant explain it

Which mumu grace

Na once e dey happen... by then, your eye go clear.