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habsydiamond:
yeh!!!! How sure are you that u are the hardest with all what u typed up there

It's really funny how women think.

Person wey multiple guymen don bed for free dey claim "hardest-to-bed" 🤣🤣🤣

Upset700:
First off...I'm the hardest person to bed and secondly I only agree sleep with who I'm done with.

Dey there and be deceiving your self.

AndroidAI:
When you come across an idiot, you don't need a prophet or prophetess to identify them.

Criminality is subjective, since there are countries where same sex relation is legal.

In Nigeria they may be considered criminals, but in the US the case isn't the same.

The bot is miles ahead of you in terms of intelligence.

I am impressed!

This is so funny and yet true


I really don't know why I expected something better when I opened the topic.

Angelfrost:
Three new signings starting... Reece James back in the starting 11.


The EPL is not ready!

Let me sit back and wait to be entertained!

Mr. Potter, I expect 12 straight games unbeaten, with not less than 8 victories!

How far

UnknownT:
Village people don dey set compass for this one that he had to show his face while filming.

The guy na complete mumu.

Mumu man,

You've been given the grace to go to another man's country, and you are recording and posting strangers on the street

Do you know that this is considered hate speech?

You even post your face on top? Are you not a fool like this

Arggghhh... they will deport and ban your black ass soon enough.

Such a slowpoke.

Fira09:
Arsenal won't still win the EPL

E go do you like feem

@OP, no matter how you twist and turn, evening newspaper would still remain a real thing.

Different societies have different names for these type of women.

In the west: post-wall woman
In China: Sheng nu (leftover women)
In Nigeria (nairaland): Evening newspapers

GloriousGbola:
Evening newspaper is a third world society thing

Do you see unmarried 30 plus women in canada running to shilioh or prayer houses?

It's not a third-world thing.


The evening newspapers in the so-called first world countries are on tik-tok and youtube lamenting.

Bintabisiriyu:
Im confused right now, i got this girl number on WhatsApp and started chatting her up,
it was going well as you can see and i don't even want to date her o i just agreed on friendship first and we were flowing
but on the second day she called me and said her roommate is moving out so she needs additional 10k to add up to buy foam
which initially i said i don't have that money now and she said ok.
But the problem now is im scared of losing her and we've been flowing very well.so I'm just confused like should i wire her aza? really i need your advice.

Flowing where

What exactly on that screenshot do you consider as flowing

Scared of losing what
You simps seriously need to be beaten with 2x2.

Persephone1:
I hope they finally got married

Person wey don divorce since 2012
https://www.nairaland.com/955782/need-process-divorcing-ikoyi-registry

RedpillAnalyst:
And google doesn't make autosuggests?

Google understands there are stupid people like you and folks like you have been factored in Google's codebase.


There's never anything like third law of physics.

Lmao... that woman/man exemplifies the message of this thread.

"Third law of physics"

My god what an idiot

As E dey pain dem, e go dey sweet us.


As E dey sweet us, E dey pain dem.


Up Gunners!!!

MuMuOnBail:
The OP is a House Nigga.

I feel sad when black folks make such absurd statements because of emotion.

I have lived and worked in 2 countries and Continents oversea and travelled to 6 different countries, within 15 years, I have dual citizenship with one of the countries. I can say this with a gun held to my head that a whiteman is no where better than a Blackman.

I relocated back to my Beloved Africa and that was the best decision in my life, because I find peace here.

Apart from infrastructures, Nigeria is far better to live than so many European countries. And Nigerians will never want to pay for those infrastructures through taxes like them.

Common prepaid meter Naija the by-pass. Try that in those country, they go treat you like say you won kill their president.

The stage we are in, in just 60+ of our existence, America & EU were the full definition of a Shithole and wild west when they were our age.

We just need patriots and good leaders then we will grow faster.

I would like to share my experiences one day, but that will be next time.
The first time a gun was ever pointed at me, by Cops and rubbers, were in oversea in two different cases, I have been in Naija for years now but never experienced such. Not to talk about the rate of homeless people, rise in unemployments. etc.

Their media are doing a great job selling their country to attract tourists and investors, which end up creating jobs and incomes for their country. But here, we insult and curse our country, chasing investors away.

My Guy, don't be deceived they is no paradise any were, we are only surviving here on earth.

GOD BLESS MAMA AFRICA
WE PRAY FOR WORLD PEACE & UNITY


Let me also add this; We miraculously survived before the coming of the white folks, we drank locals herbs, we even created bronze arts, beads and even performed C-C operation saving mother and child when it was only done to save either the mother or child in France.

Read about Mansa Musa, Timbuktu, Ethiopia, Sudan, or at least read things fall apart etc. The whites were so socked when they saw our advance technology, Astronomy, Medicine, craft etc. Loved it so much that they stole some and advance it.

If the white shouldn't have arrived we should have still progress ever far better.

Let me shock you, I can't explain this. I once saw a Corpse walking in Benue in Gboko precisely to the grave they dug for it. We the visitors were not allowed to film, if not I should have posted the video. I couldn't sleep for months seeing such. A WHITEMAN CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT EITHER. So what do we call that. BLACK MAN TECHNOLOGY.

Shalom.

What kind of stupidity is this

Indeed you are a mumu on bail.

Mumu Greenwood

Nettybrown:
Marry now and end your career bro!

I swear, this would be Davido's greatest mistake.

All them garden tools are mad at you

Fiancee or babymama?

Tenrack:
Chuckles. How many of you guys are body shaming just one woman? Re-read her statements too, she wasn't insulting anybody

Why are you guys attacking her like she did something terrible. Make Una try dey consider.

Women like her waste their early years rejecting good men from left to right, only to fall for bad/big boys who would useless them and wouldn't commit.

Now, she dey find sympathy.

The wall is no joke!

Jijuo:
I could recall this pretty, young lady I met during my NYSC and I was living in a self-contain apartment, this young girl insulted me, saying that i must live in a flat first before talking about serious relationship.

A year later, I rented a new and a very nice 3-bedroom flat with a fine kitchen. When she came to my house, she was very astonished and began to profess love to me and slept over. I later dumped her after banging her.

Correct guy.

Tenrack:
I'm male but I think it's distasteful what my fellow genders are doing on this thread. You guys act like you ain't got sisters or mother's or aunties.. make Una try dey reason Una actions o.


What goes around, comes around.

Shut up there. Captain save a ho

This thread sweet me die


Evening newspaper don vex

Leave women alone. They can't help you in life.

Focus of yourself instead and stop caring if they're friendly or not

Berrityga:
If I was u.. I will use her desperate ass to fry beans.

Na correct guy man you be

So, you almost finished your life, because of a liability that cannot even repair her own phone

When they say, stop spending on these hos, people like you would say "love"

When they say, take the redpill and understand female nature, people like you would refuse vehemently.

When they say, "Nigerian women are useless, all of them", people like you would be liking posts defending them.


Now, you are here telling stories that no one gives a hoot about.


You for kill am na, so you spend the rest of your finished life rotting in kirikiri. Would have made it one less simp to worry about.

MightyHand:
Please In Nollywood or Bollywood ?

Because that can only happen in script or for Ritual purposes.
No man in his right sense and normal level of Blood circulation would take that..

Well, the simp that married that Instagram dancer Janemena, obviously doesn't care.

blahc007:
I believe you know that she was a vital part of Amazon's success story....

Dem no de give award for comments on NL, try de do small research mek ur comment carry small sense....since u must comment

You people should stop repeating this bs lie.

She was not! She played a very little role in the beginning and that's it.

baralatie:
Well I am not surprised !
It would a risk trying to see how a power woman will stick with a school teacher.

That person will lead to raise his usefulness to the point where it could be recognized!
I don't think he could match the demand
So she bailed out


This s completely different from bill and melinda.bill was smart and rich.
Melinda was also smart and could manage welth growth and welth creation.
To the point bill knew Melinda was someone he could trust and respect just that they have different lines of interest

You asked the right questions but came to the wrong conclusions.

One word: Hypergamy.

The redpill teaches this.

laluski:
If I tell you this is a spiritual problem you'll and other here will laugh but if you venture treat this with kids gloves, you might end of even wanting to commit suicide.. seek spiritual help and herbs and save yourself agony in your life..an alphabet is enough for the wise

Pierocash:
Go for deliverance. You have a spirit wife.

Watch as some ignorant kids will jump at me and start spewing balderdash of something bigger than them.

If they think I am not talking sense,tell them to proffer you their own advice,apply all and come back to tell us how far.


Go to MFM for deliverance from spirit wife,if you refuse to adhere to this advise,quote me,you will grow old with this frustration

All these mumu religious zombies sef!

@op, ED is a common problem, you'd be surprised how common it is sef.

More info: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/erection-problems-erectile-dysfunction/


Edit:
I had a re-read and from what you have described, I don't think this can be classified as ED.... your issue has more to do with 21st century living. Your flesh desires new pum-pum as it has gotten tired of the current one.

You've got no problem at all, just live!

Excellent contribution.

We must keep hammering this into the heads of these simps!

I have a similar topic on the matter:
https://www.nairaland.com/6942975/alpha-phucks-beta-bucks


TRP is golden!