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czarr:
I like that nairaland doesn't celebrate simps. They tell you the bitter truth.
So if you come with your simp story, we have no SIMP PARTY to give.

I swear, that is why I like coming to this place

Same arsenal that could not score against Southampton (wey Chelsea knack 6). Scored 4 at the bridge.

Football is indeed a beautiful game

Nigerian men and evening newspaper

BabaJideAFONJA:
I am marriage counselor by training just this evening, i got a call from a supposed client his voice sounded down and depressed. courtesy demands i asked what the problem was. Immediately i asked the SIMP his problem, he unleashed without delays and remorse his irritating stories of how he has been a SIMPle fool, to a girl with a very ugly past who even cheated on him in the course of their relationship but he forgave her because of "I too love her". Immediately i heard she cheated and i forgave her because of love, i became overly disgusted and heartbroken. I hated him immediately, though i had to pretend to be listening to his rants for about 12 seconds before cutting the SIMP off my line, and Immediately switched off my phone. His voice disgusted me to my marrows. I am happy i didn't let the bloody SIMP go unpunished as i took out about 3 hours of my time to lay curses on him and to every SIMP out there, that will forgive or has forgiven a cheating GF or Wife. Please do the needful this very night. Let her go back to the slumps where she belongs. Don't be too much of a SIMPle man it reduces ones live span.

Haha... Good to know that I'm not the only one that despises simps like this.

A simp is worse than a pedo in my books. They irritate my very existence.

Some of you men too mumu abeg.


You deserve what is coming.

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Draslo:
I'm not here to seek anyone's validation or anything like that.

I recently got back in touch with an ex. We spoke for less than 3 minutes on the phone and it was pure bliss. We both laughed and it felt really good mostly cause I messed up something special we had way back in 2019. We met up in less than 24 hours. We're both single now. I hadn't seen her since 2020. She looks so much better and just as beautiful if not more. Don't get me wrong, she's a hottie body-wise and upstairs in her intracranial space. I was way too immature back then to be patient to try to build something with her. We met up and even though I did most of the talking, her body language was enough to satisfy me. I apologized for being a dick before I kissed her and she kissed me back. It felt so good cos since we broke up, I'd used her as a standard for my spec and no woman has been able to meet up. She's streetwise, business-oriented, drop dead sexy, super intelligent, beautiful (understatement) and to crown it, she never uses make up. She's as real as they come.

I know people tend to see getting back together with an old flame as a bad decision but I also know that the devil you know is better than an angel you don't know. Besides, in the breakup, na me f**k up. I never really got over her and I'm presented with an opportunity my guys will never, ever, ever get.

I can never get back with an ex for good reasons.

Give it another six months to a year, I bet she will reactivate what ever made you f**k up in the first place.

Enjoy for now sha

Lmao

For real, who gives a hoot about what AA women have to say Chronic babymamas with their unchecked ghetto behaviour.

I assure you, when we say foreign, no one means AA women. Even AA men don't care about those ones.

Call me back when you've done a survey on Filipinos or Latinas, heck even other african ladies would tell you that they adore Nigerian men.

DoctorOlasDesk:
Your wife/babe will be beaten in your presence and to your shame. On that day, you go remember my comment. Good day. Fold your hands when that day comes

Not surprised by this response

Like I said. You be solid mumu. Can't expect anything better *spits*

DoctorOlasDesk:
Good. Then was Chris Rock's nasty comments against Will Smith not worthy of same treatment being in the same category? Any information used maliciously is tantamount of ridiculing the victim, hence an offense. So, why is the academy awards banning will smith for ten years and letting Chris Rock, the one who incited everything walk away freely like he's the victim. This world ehn

You be mumu.

Solid mumu.

I have no sympathy for simps

Nyascobar1414:
Yea man...
Her past determines her future...
Dont mind what the society is saying that a girls past doesn't matter....
Bad attitude dies hard...

When a good girl goes bad, she will be bad 4ever

I still don't understand how/why a lot if men don't understand this simple fact.

A friend of mine is dating one of the worst girls imaginable and he keeps saying that was in her past.

I weep seriously for him

This is a fake account.

Ignore!

Dude was a simp. A big simp.

News out here was that the girl friend was even beating him before she switched him off.

If he had taken the red pill he would have understood that simping is a no-no, not even for foreign women.

Also, this does not change the fact that Nigerian women are shite. Bottom of the barrel zero contributing shite.

Address your topic to the blue pillers.

BigRocky:
How do you bold words on nairaland please?

Select the text you want emboldened and click on the B symbol (first symbol right under Message)

Premiumwriter:
Wanted to create this same thread this evening but you did it before me.

Like you wake up everyday and search Google for "new rape stories in Nigeria" and then create thread on it?

If anything you are obsessed with it or probably have secret fantasies about it like Righteousness has for wars.

It's appalling and pathetic to even think about it.

Lol she must be some weirdo of some sort.

@ bolded, that Righteousness guy is a big clown

Sick sick people

SultanOfPuna:
I am a firm believer of natural selection.
The weak will eventually die off.

But seriously a guy in my church commited suicide yesterday. And his family has been so angry at the whole situation.

I meet one girl in church (im catholic) and we exchange numbets and soon started seeing each other.
During that time she kept complaining that her ex(the guy that died) wont leave her alone.
She shows me chat where he is begging her like mumu to come back.
The guy threatend to kill himself becuz of her
I laughed it off but yesterday he actually did it.
He drank some poison and locked himself in room.

The girl called me screaming that her ex comitted suicide.
I told her He deserved it, since he is a Simp
She scolded me and i cut the call

She is not picking my calls since yesterday.
Did i say anything wrong??

Death to all simps.

3 bottles of beer for you.

Kpatakpata:
It's only in Nigeria you see idiots everywhere, talking as though they are very intelligent and understand international politics. They same people are dumb when worse situations are plaguing their country. The western countries don't give damn about anybody in Nigeria. Not even numerous death that is going on.

You dey mind these mumus...

You would never see the whites taking sides on any African related issues (unless it benefits them).

But truss the gorillas over here to be taking sides and cussing each other out.

IdanNla:
That is exactly what I want to do but she has been avoiding me giving me excuse for not talking to me when I called she would miss my call and drop WhatsApp messages for me when am not online..

Your instincts are right.

She wasn't raped. She's a ho and she will do it again.

Save your self the headache and start searching for someone new.

You really don't know how stupid you look


If only there was someone around you to tell you. smdh

Oturatetuala:
Now that u know and probably she as apologize, what else do you want? You don jam ur naija third hand motor be that.

Don't date or marry someone with a child, you won't enjoy ur life at the long run.

Every logical man knows this except these simps.

They're always confused even when they are surrounded by red flags.

Why are you confused?


She's has shown you that she's a pretty good liar and a manipulator yet you are still confused?


From your short write up, I can already tell that she is capable of paternity fraud.


It is best you start to find someone else. In the meantime use her for recreational purposes only.


Never. I repeat. Never! settle for a single mother.

Ask your wife first.

Demigod22:
Our reasoning here is becoming toxic by the day. If I have a girlfriend, there's nothing wrong with spending my money on her. She didn't force me to come and ask her out. I know relationship is not about spending money, but some people make it look like you are committing crime by giving your woman money.

Why can't I give a lady I love my money?

The problem isn't spending on her, but what she is giving you in return.

As you can see, these ho's are broke af, and can only offer their retired stank pum pum everyone done already had to you. That is why they are referred to as liabilities/leeches.

And as a simp that you are, you are here defending them. Smh

Badboibipo:
As for me I have done it all, sucked pvssy, sucked arse, sucked breast, drank female Pee, drank female squirt , I am the dirtiest guy I know sexually. No cap! What is the nastiest thing you have ever done sexually?

Mahn... you nasty nasty

advanceDNA:
U have seen the red flag...
Don’t marry a retired oloshò for a wife and come and complain later....

Nigga move.....

Don't mind the boy... still here asking mumu questions.

Retired olosho with abortions on top, and guy man still "doesn't know what to do"

Flag so red, even blood doesn't compare, yet still "doesn't know what to do"

Honestly speaking some of you deserve the premium tears waiting for you

Ayobiggie59:
I just feel like I'm dying slowly....

I've been having this persistent chest pain for two months now and I've been to the hospital but im not okay with their diagnosis, it's just as if I was scammed.

Chest pain at d left part of my chest with my left arm affected with d pain also.

When I read about it online, I saw it was Angina that has these symptoms I'm feeling currently and it's getting so unbearable for me.

All d money with me has been used for d previous test I carried out, d doctor dont really have time to attend to me well, imagine only one doctor attending to 100 patients.

Right now im broke and can't really go for another check-up, it just seems im dying slowly. Can't tell my mum cos d news can make her health worsen.

Someone told me to get a drug called Nitroglycerin that it will help, still trying to look for money to get it. Pls, how much does it cost pls if u know d price?

I'm just 30yrs.

Is it a persistent pain or only occus when you are in certain positions?

If the latter is the case, research: Costochondritis

joshmaster487:
Take it easy man, don't call her a liability.

Most single moms gets frustrated by the way society categorizes them.

She's probably needs support you know( financial or orderwise)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjMEklsDGyY

Simp. Spits

tayepop:
I have realised so many of my friends and colleagues at over 30 years are still single, this doesn't use to be the case.

Same thing I have observed too.

Nigerian men are waking up. We would rather live single than to partner with a human leech (a modern day Nigerian woman)

Plus sex (the only thing that gender can offer) is practical free. Just tell her the lies she's willing to hear, and collect your share.

Overall, marriage is a scam.