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This almost made me throw up


Fuckin-pussy-smelly-bitch!

A good read. Nice thread.

Hello @MontyNG
can one print complex gear systems - gear systems that actually work - with your printer?

something similar to this
https://usglobalimages.stratasys.com/en/3D%20Printers/Design%20Series/Performance/Dimension%20Elite/elite_model_planetary_gear.png?v=635001573167805311

Cause of one woman?

If she wants to cheat, she can cheat. After all there are so many fishes in the ocean.

Adaobi12:
Not all men, but majority of them are selfish and mean.
One offered to pay me what my manager pays me every month where am doing a part time job as a student . if only i will quit the job. i accepted his offer, because to him its a harmless offer, he is a chief and a married one with kids. only for him to pay me for 4 months, the next one he started telling me how much he loves my body structure, and how he can take care of me if only i will be his mistress.
I told him, chief am just 21, and am meant to be a wife, one and only wife and not a mistress. tge man picked offence telling me how ungrateful i am. how many girls will jump at the offer. i maintained my stand because, i can't see myself playing a second fiddle, Chukwu aju!!! He stopped paying me, i got another job. Any time he sees me, he calls me madam First and only wife.
There are still good ones around, just that they are rare.

Wait wait... Pay you for what??... Doing nothing?

osesology:
Exactly what I wanted to say. Something this serious happened and u still had time to log on to nl and start typing. Op, ur own case is serious.

At 11pm?

@op Keep cool, first thing tomorrow morning, you should see the doctor.

obailala:
I think this is rather shameful that with the millions of churches and charities and educated folks in Nigeria, it takes a foreigner to come to Nigeria and rescue this little boy.

It takes a foreigner to do everything in Nigeria

From construction projects (with thousands of engineers in the country, we still import 'expatriate' to supervise common construction of a building) to production of goods and services (a country with 170m+ people cannot produce common toothpick they use after every meal) to philanthropy (it takes people like Bill Gates to eradicate polio in Nigeria when we have our own Dangote and people like the Danish woman to save this little boy).

Little wonder why the naira is falling.

Boko people

I'm just here hoping nysc changes my state of deployment when they finally release the CUL.

I'm 100% sure that there are lots of churches in that location. All the do is ask for money, money, and more money.

Crystalx:
Linda worked for her money,unlike her that married for money

All na money

Lmao


Konji don finish that white one

anochuko01:
no! we've already had CUN changed without affecting the CUL..... same old practise

Not everyone
My new CUN didn't tally with that on the supposedly hacked CUL and the green card.

odupope:
Please any better way out of this mess. I want to see my call up letters too.

Try using a new system or a new Web browser.

sabatok:
got change in call up number

Only?.. How about change of deployment state?

Did anyone get a change of deployment state with the new call up number given to them?

omotayo9177:
Really? Why 256 It should be a round figure like 100, 200, 260 etc

It is actually rounded up,... In base 2

Mumu


Be there expecting them to increase the money 10fold before you go.

Wait... So what if he indeed asked for her nudes

Quite unfortunate.

R. I. P to the dead.

Nice

OP... Call your boo now and tell him you love him!

Shocked!, he might be. (cause he really doesn't expect that from you)

Later when he comes over, give him the best sex of his life and discuss your problems with him after the sex. Let him know how you really feel. Tell him everything.

You really need to work on your emotions too.(Yes it can be worked on!). If you continue threading this path, you'd lose him.!

theDEVILisHERE:
You kill chicken to eat it

Your aim to enjoy and nourish your body with chicken
not to enjoy the killing of the chicken

The killing is the means to an end (ie: the chickens meat and bones) not the end itself

What then does torturing or watching and filming chickens or other animals getting tortured do for any sane person

Only sick and demented people do such things

Either way, the chicken still experiences pain.

Either way, I still believe Humanity needs to cut her CO2 emissions.

sadly No!


For me tho, the thing is... life has taught me never to put all my eggs in one basket.

when I start wooing a girl and the 'parol' doesn't seem to click at first, I jump to the next. In the end, they both eventually click and I end up with two girls.

As they say, two chicks are better than one. keep my girl and keep the other one too



oh and Girls aren't loyal too.

OP comes across as someone with a sunflower for a d*ck.

theDEVILisHERE:
People who enjoy watching and filming stuff like this need to be eradicated from the earth

They have lost their sense of humanity
When you loss your humanity you should not exist among humans

Oga,... these are chickens.

the same chickens you, I and almost everyone here would have slaughtered for Christmas.

I bet you don't consider eating of chickens as barbaric?. Our so called humanity has done worse to these birds.

raayah:
Thanks for your input. You are what I call a BETA Male.

Let me give you an example - Take a look at Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija. She is the richest African woman in the world. She is happily married to Modupe Alakija for 37 years.
Mrs Alakija is a business woman, she goes to work, meets important and successful men everyday. Most of these men are handsome,intelligent and even richer than her husband. Yet she comes home to her husband every night.

Do you know who an ALPHA MALE is? Mr. Modupe Alakija is. He has a wife that is at the very top of her game in the world, yet he is strong enough to lock that pussyy down for 37 years. He is not bothered that his wife meets with men who are better than him. He knows that he is worth more than that to Mrs. Alakija.

A BETA Male like you would prefer his wife to be locked up in the kitchen because you know that are not worth It. You are scared that if she goes out there, she will meet men that are better than you. Which is correct, you are not worth shiit and you know that.

Standing ovation to this and the op!!!

Did anyone read the Obituary?

Apina:
Excerpts from the book of Lamentations. When dinning with the devil, using a longer spoon is the only means of survival. Saying she was naive seems disrespectful to the word greed if we were to go by her narrative. Nothing goes for nothing has been the world order since the time of eve and the serpent cos like her counterparts who are being sympathetic to her cause it is no news that they are guilty of this same vice called GREED.

You hit the nail on the head bro.

Pidggin:
She called this love

Mustapha is an Azzwhole and pervert, if this happened abroad he will be jailed for having sex with a minor, between NL is not a porn site what's with the vivid sexapades of these two on FP

Naah.

Tyga started dating Kylie when she was 17, and I'm sure sex was part of the relationship.

Davied2:
Just yesterday evening at 6pm, a Unilag student came out of the new hall hostel to see her boyfriend. an heavy breeze made the high tension pole fall, and it fell on this lady named OLUCHI ANEKWE. she was electrocuted to death while her boyfriend watched speechlessly.Her parents have not been informed yet, the school authority have not been able to reach her parents since yesterday night! may her gentle soul rest in peace.

AN EYE WITHNESS SAID:
She was Just Walking with Her friend...There was a Spark(High Tension Wire) from one of the Poles infront of the Entrance of where she was Headed ..... It Fell on Her.....She got Electrocuted ..... We Rushed her to the Medical Centre.... Minutes Later she was Pronounced Dead....

A Lot of things have been going thru my Mind....
1.U don't know ur Dying Day
2.Live Every Moment Like its ur Last...Buh don't Live Fast.....Live Right
I've never been dis Touched in my whole Life....It could have been anybody....Even my Sister or Something......
I got into d Emergency Room..... Lo n Behold She was Lying Cold n Dead..... I almost Fell down .....What a Life.....Just Like Dat....The Agony n Pain emanating from her Younger Sister Killed me Slowly
My Brothers and Sisters abeg Death is REAL..... if i neva believed .....Today is a Wake up Call for ME/YOU....
My Name is ..... abeg if i have Wronged u in anyway Please n Please Forgive Me...... LIFE is TOO SHORT.....
,
Rip Oluchi Acct 300l....Heaven Couldn't wait for U...#BrokenInside#WhataLife#Numb..




GREATEST AKOKITES!!!

The University of Lagos Students' Union regrets to announce the passing away of one of us, our very own OLUCHI ANEKWE, a 300 level student of the department of Accounting.

Oluchi, till her death, was a first class student, and a very active student in class.

Our condolence goes to her families, relatives and friends. We pray that God will grant them the fortitude to bear the loss.

The event that led to her death is in its entirety avoidable. We hereby call on all concerned authorities to swing into action so as to prevent future occurrence.

In this regard, we hereby declare that all academic and social activities of the school and of the students' are hereby suspended for today and no unnecessary sound around the campus in honour of the lost soul.


The entire University of Lagos Students loved her, but God in His wisdom saw fit to embrace her.

We shall surely miss her. Oluchi, GOODNIGHT.
Signed;
Comrade Abiodun Martins
ULSU President (2014/2015)
Rt. Jawosimi Olusegun
Speaker ULSU Parliament

kamx5:
Oluchi Anekwe, a student of the University of Lagos, was on Tuesday night electrocuted to death in her hostel when a high tension wire fell, according to eyewitness reports.
The 300-level student of Accounting, who hails from Aku in Enugu State, was on her way to her room in Sodeinde Residence, New Hall, when she was electrocuted.
She was immediately rushed to the Lagos University Teaching Hospital, LUTH, but was pronounced dead on arrival.
According to eyewitnesses, the pole had been given off sparks recently around the school, while the school failed to make any tangible efforts to fix the anomaly.

Nairaland and it's ridiculously terrible journalist. Smh!